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[Anonymous No.]

Ramen general

What's the closest substitute to ramen noodles?
It's too hard to get real, cheap raymens where I live.

[Anonymous No.]

make your own pastas you nigger.

100g of flour per egg or so, depends on the eggs size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885616
Explain further. I'll do it.

And tomorrow I'll make a blog thread about it, disguised as a Ramen General.

[Anonymous No.]

soba>any other kind of noodle

That said, I bought some instant ramen today since that's the only thing I can get without going to the mall, it's still delicious as long as you make the stock yourself and add some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Oatmeal.
You mean substitute nutritionally, right?
Oatmeal, water and a microwave is enough to sustain you.
I'm not going to say it'll be tasty though. Get some sugar too if you want something to make it nicer.
You can buy multi-kilo bags of oatmeal for very little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885636
Eggs are expensive. Don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

No noodle
-It is empty carbs
-It is cereal (not traditional prehistoric food!)
-It is untaste

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885670
The average lifespan of prehistoric man was 45 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885661
>>8885670
Get the fuck back to /fit/ right this instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885670
I need the calories.

And by "substitute" I mean some other type of noodle that taste/look/feel like real ramen noodles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885676
That's because they had to fight bears and mammoths and shit. All you have to fight is weight gain and sickness you fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885676
Average injury led to infection and death in prehistoric.
Natural foods are foods evolved to eating.
Neolithic man low height, his teeth rot, thanks to cereal... He was not evolved.
10,000 is not yet evolved...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885685
I have to fight arabs and gypsies everyday. Shit's scary, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885676
The average lifespan at the dawn of civilization was much less. It crashed and then steadily climbed thanks only to technological advances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885636
take egg, take flour, mix together. (you can add some oil or salt)

Shape however you want, and put in boiling water to which you added salt ? and then cook your spaghettis ?

it's not ramen, but it's food. just eat your fucking food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885680
Dude oatmeal is cheap nutrition. If you're poor and want to eat, oatmeal is a good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885697
you don't if you vote far right this sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885714
But I want to make it so it looks and tastes like raymens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885741
You're only looking for familiarity. You need to be adventurous and taste new things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8885753
Fine. I'll have to cut the dough manually though.

[Anonymous No.]

ramen is good, but only as a treat. if you eat that shit on a regular basis you are a fucknit or live in asia.

[Anonymous No.]

Oatmeal is for losers with too much money and no brains. eat red winter wheat instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8886186
>implying wheat is better than oatmeal
nigga u cant be serious

0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>8886199
At $8 per 60 pounds, you bet your ass it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8886212
What, do you manage food for a cruise ship or something? There's no need for that much food.

Nobody is going to go poor from buying oatmeal. Unless they shop at whole foods.