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Can you imagine a day when you have a daughter?

>> No.8872797

If I had a daughter I'd name her Mira.

And I'd name my next daughter Beatrice.

And my daughter after that would be named, er, hold on I can't remember...

>> No.8872798

too late. already do.

>> No.8872796

I'm sterile so no I can't.

>> No.8872801
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8872801

I'll be the best dad ever.
;_;

>> No.8872804

No that would imply me having sex with another woman.

>> No.8872823
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8872823

No, I can only imagine the day where she says I'm old and lame and she hates me.

>>8872801
I always feel sorry when I see young kids made to cosplay

>> No.8872818

>>8872804
With another woman? If thats the case then no, it would imply you having sex with a man.

>> No.8872819

>>8872804
donate to a sperm bank

>> No.8872832
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8872832

Nope. There isn't a girl on this planet who would be willing to carry my seed and even if there was I would be doing a discredit to mankind creating offspring that wold inevitably loath the fact that I'm their Father. It's sad too. I'm the only one who can carry on my families legacy but looks like it ends here.

>> No.8872838

>>8872818
damn I knew I should've deleted that post and rephrased my mistake

>>8872819
I doubt they'd give me money,
i'm not exactly good looking or healthy

>> No.8872843

Any girl wouldn't touch me as HELL

>> No.8872844

I have medical issues, so I've always expected to not breed.

>> No.8872850
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>>8872823
Feels bad man.

>> No.8872856

>>8872850
duuuude you can almost see her nipples

>> No.8872879
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>>8872832

Oh come on, don't just give up like that. You still have a bright future ahead of 'yah!

Look, even if you're not the best kind of guy, that still shouldn't stop you from giving someone a future. There's plenty of children out there who want a good father to take care of them.

Yah know, if considering you haven't become a wizard yet, when you do, why don't you adopt you're own kid? IF you already own a home, have a steady income and nothing to look forward to, why not, eh?

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>>8872856
Say that to my face fucker, not online and see what happens.

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8872904

I don't think I'll raise her very well. I'd be critical, mean, and devoid of fun. I'll make her responsible from a very young age and I wouldn't give a fuck if she messed up because she'd be cleaning up her own mess. No free handouts from me, ever. She'll know the value of money, hard work and sacrifice before she reaches 10. She'll grow up to be a responsible, cynical, critical, bitter lesbian tomboy with daddy issues and that's if everything goes according to plan. I'll charge her for rent as soon as she's the legal age for working and have her drive me around as soon as she gets her drivers license.

I don't want a daughter of mine turning into a shitty person like me.

If she turns into a nigger dick sucking whore to 'get back at me', then I'll just send her videos of me fapping to her porn.

>> No.8872918

None of you racist pale forever-alones weeaboo NEETs will ever reproduce. Invalid thread.

>> No.8872930
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8872930

None of you will ever get laid.

>> No.8872959

>>8872879
A single male adopting a kid?

Dream on.

>> No.8872964

>>8872918
>>8872930
get a load of these fartmasters who think they were the first to say dat

>> No.8872973

No, but seeing the way little girls look at their fathers makes me so jealous. I'll bet it sucks when they grow up and realize what kind of person you really are, though.

>> No.8875055

Here's a thread.

>> No.8875062

>>8875055
Thanks. /jp/ was looking a little /a/ + /v/ + /pol/ there; we need more /r9k/ threads on the front page.

>> No.8875070

>>8875062
We need to report the /r9k/ threads that are off-topic, or otherwise break the rules.

>> No.8875760

>>8872823
>I always feel sorry when I see young kids made to cosplay
Why? Kids have fun dressing up as characters. Most countries even have festivals that allows kids to do so.

>>8872856
You might be a pedophile.

>> No.8878041

Rape.

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