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so i dl'd all those hentai over the weekend when i was at my parents' house, because i was looking forward to fapping in peace during the week when i'm in my own apartment again. i packed all my stuff and double checked, and when i unpacked again in my apartment i noticed i forgot my silky fapping cloth. FUCK. i can only get off by rubbing this against my penis, because if i use my hands or something my penis get real sore and hurts. now what should i do? i mean i can't call my mom and tell her she should mail that cloth to me, can i? do you think she would get suspicious?

>> No.8859311

Hand lotion.

>> No.8859319

>silky fapping cloth

I have to get one of these.

>> No.8859322

Why am I replying to this?

>> No.8859334

>Who am I quoting?

>> No.8859342

God DAMN it, /jp/.

>> No.8859343
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8859343

>silky fapping cloth

>> No.8859349

>>8859334

Don't get lippy with me, fool.

>> No.8859355

>>8859334
Your mom

>> No.8859369

Why so shitposting?

>> No.8859370

That's what you get for mutilating your penis like some dirty Jew.

>> No.8859381

>>8859370

Oy vey, goyim. We cut off your penis skin to help you.

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