Patchouli will be staying with us for a few days, please don't be rude to her.

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Anonymous Sun Apr 15 13:47:36 2012 No.8859206 [Reply] [Original]

Patchouli will be staying with us for a few days, please don't be rude to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 13:48:36 2012 No.8859209 Patchouli is always welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 13:51:06 2012 No.8859225 cool, maybe she can recommend me some hip hop beats

>>	Moe !TRONurrVj. Sun Apr 15 13:53:37 2012 No.8859233 File: 107 KB, 364x466, 6 (10).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli smells nice

>>	Jumble of hate and !LoveLfcKaA Sun Apr 15 13:54:07 2012 No.8859238 File: 212 KB, 1000x1200, 1319689985729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All day, every day.

>>	nyaa Anonymous Sun Apr 15 13:55:06 2012 No.8859244 r pic of patchouli a cat

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 13:55:36 2012 No.8859243 >>8859225 This, I want to listen to sick beats today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 13:56:37 2012 No.8859247 Also Patchy smells

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 13:57:36 2012 No.8859253 Where is she going to sleep?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 13:57:36 2012 No.8859254 >>8859247 Not canon. Patchouli is taciturn and a little introverted, but she is an elegant lady who bathes regularly. Project your fetishes onto a different character, ``please''!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:01:06 2012 No.8859268 File: 33 KB, 399x648, 124638510861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell her to be more careful in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:01:37 2012 No.8859264 File: 51 KB, 230x260, mukyuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859247

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:02:06 2012 No.8859270 >>8859268 mukyuu~

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:03:36 2012 No.8859272 File: 8 KB, 176x137, jesuschrist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859254 >Patchouli is taciturn do you write shitty fanfiction and use words like "poignant?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:03:36 2012 No.8859273 >>8859253 In the armchair, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:04:06 2012 No.8859278 >>8859272 > 性格：口数も少なめで暗い。 I'd say "taciturn" is a good translation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:05:06 2012 No.8859279 Just stay out of my bathroom and we won't have any run-ins. My door is closed 24 hours a day anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:05:06 2012 No.8859280 >>8859272 Do you always react this way when you see words you don't come across on a regular basis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:06:06 2012 No.8859284 File: 30 KB, 400x400, 1333535870164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859280 he's probably a subhuman from /a/ that is upset that he had to look up a word's meaning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:07:06 2012 No.8859285 Of course, of course. Welcome aboard, Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:12:07 2012 No.8859308 >>8859284 Not that fellow, but there are people on /jp/ that aren't native english speakers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:12:36 2012 No.8859303 >>8859254 "Please" don't project fetishes onto any character. Also, welcome Patchouli, and enjoy your stay. I'm sure we won't have any problems.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:14:06 2012 No.8859314 >>8859308 A person who speaks english as a second/third/etc language would probably be a bit more tolerant about words they don't yet know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:15:07 2012 No.8859318 File: 53 KB, 341x356, 1333544202695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859308 >>8859314 too much hostility, not enough Patchy. We need to welcome her warmly!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:16:38 2012 No.8859321 File: 147 KB, 520x463, sex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859318

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:18:38 2012 No.8859331 >>8859272 Yeah man, 3 syllables is definitely pretentious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:18:38 2012 No.8859333 My bed should be big enough for her

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:19:37 2012 No.8859336 >>8859333 Not with your fat ass in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:20:08 2012 No.8859340 File: 109 KB, 386x244, 1334104485576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:20:08 2012 No.8859346 >>8859344 why are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:20:37 2012 No.8859344 >>8859321 >NO! >Hey do you know what sex is?!

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sun Apr 15 14:21:07 2012 No.8859352 File: 812 KB, 675x1235, 1284479287198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it rude to bear hug her heartily until she goes mukyu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:21:37 2012 No.8859347 I want her to teach me the devil's grimoire .

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:21:37 2012 No.8859351 >>8859344 Ha ha it's because moonspeak is in backwards you funny guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:22:07 2012 No.8859353 File: 107 KB, 386x244, 1334104988576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859340

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:23:38 2012 No.8859354 >>8859352 Very rude. Please restrain yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:23:38 2012 No.8859358 File: 387 KB, 500x671, 1328369987821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859352

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:26:08 2012 No.8859375 I certainly wouldn't mind, my only worry is that I have a terribly small selection of books, not sure how patchouli would feel about any modern technologies

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:29:37 2012 No.8859388 File: 554 KB, 800x600, 25747535e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I certainly wouldn't mind, my only worry is that I have a terribly small selection of books, not sure how patchouli would feel about any modern technologies

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:33:37 2012 No.8859409 I hope she knows how to cook, otherwise she will have to suffer through my shitty food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:36:37 2012 No.8859421 I want a rude Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:40:38 2012 No.8859446 File: 245 KB, 707x1000, 6754365435435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a feeling she would be great at cooking. With her being a top tier alchemist and all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:41:08 2012 No.8859453 >>8859409 >I hope she knows how to cook Maybe she's a cook. Ask the pretentious fanfic writer. He'll probably call her a "culinarian" or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:43:07 2012 No.8859463 File: 164 KB, 463x600, 1331895784517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859453 why are you so hostile?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:45:38 2012 No.8859474 File: 313 KB, 600x600, 1319144485420.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859358

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:45:38 2012 No.8859477 File: 161 KB, 693x1000, fatty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:50:38 2012 No.8859491 >>8859446 >alchemist Someone else said that she was an elemental mage. What exactly is Patchouli's expertise?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:52:37 2012 No.8859495 File: 151 KB, 868x611, 19506140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859491 The implication is probably from her pholosopher's stone spellcard

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:54:37 2012 No.8859500 File: 73 KB, 400x400, 1327598255875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:56:37 2012 No.8859506 >>8859500 >Hair does not shine because she never goes out What? Does UV rays affect hair sheen or something? I thought it damages the hair more by being exposed to the outside rather than the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:58:37 2012 No.8859510 Why is she so perfect

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 14:59:37 2012 No.8859512 File: 30 KB, 400x400, 1334109600624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859510

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:03:07 2012 No.8859522 >>8859491 Everything magical. Elementalism may be her main offensive magic, but she use philosopher's stone and demonology too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:05:38 2012 No.8859530 File: 386 KB, 450x561, 1271112052268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859506 Vitamin D deficiency. Too much light can damage the hair (from tanning etc.) but not enough is just as bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:06:37 2012 No.8859536 >>8859506 It's the vitamins and minerals your hair absorbs from the sun, not really the UV rays (those are generally bad bad bad).

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:07:38 2012 No.8859539 >>8859536 >implying the sun emits minerals

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:08:08 2012 No.8859545 File: 67 KB, 128x217, th06patchouli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859506 >>8859500 I'm willing to believe this is hair does not shine is fanon since Patchouli has the shiniest of hair in her eosd picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:08:08 2012 No.8859551 >>8859539 I never said emits. In fact, the sun doesn't give off Vitamins directly either. The sun merely helps the natural production of said vitamins and minerals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:10:38 2012 No.8859559 Do you think patchy would repay you for letting her stay at your place?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:10:38 2012 No.8859561 File: 163 KB, 600x793, 1304294230265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope she can tell us some cool stories

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:11:07 2012 No.8859563 >>8859545 That's because EoSD is the 1st time she can go outside w/ Remi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:11:07 2012 No.8859565 >>8859559 She repays us with her presence. Or you could always ask for some books.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:16:38 2012 No.8859585 File: 398 KB, 1280x960, 1278948606399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:17:08 2012 No.8859593 File: 244 KB, 1200x1200, 1277340297360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:20:07 2012 No.8859605 >>8859559 I bet she could teach you some low level magic

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:22:37 2012 No.8859613 Bitchouli

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:23:07 2012 No.8859620 >>8859613 Beautchouli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:24:08 2012 No.8859624 >>8859565 Unlikely you'd be able to read them. Regardles, it'd be a good thing to remember by.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:25:08 2012 No.8859626 File: 258 KB, 843x843, twins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:36:08 2012 No.8859674 File: 93 KB, 490x523, 1272156906469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being around a cute girl like Patchy is reward enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:41:07 2012 No.8859690 File: 215 KB, 563x576, 2fff4ed114ff432342968ed772ee0293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy has the most luscious hair in all of Gensokyo.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:45:07 2012 No.8859708 >>8859690 lawl eggplants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:49:37 2012 No.8859725 File: 116 KB, 474x700, 1311345733511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope she won't fall asleep

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:51:37 2012 No.8859734 File: 800 KB, 979x1088, 1321574505329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Girl of Knowledge & Shadow

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:55:37 2012 No.8859746 Hey Patchy. Do you ever do anything? Like, besides reading books?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:57:07 2012 No.8859757 File: 2.29 MB, 1600x1945, 26288163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859746 She built a rocket.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:58:07 2012 No.8859763 >>8859746 She was responsible for saving Gensokyo during the hot springs incident.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:58:07 2012 No.8859764 >>8859757 SSiB was fucking dumb and stupid even by Touhou standards.

Anonymous Sun Apr 15 15:59:07 2012 No.8859770

>>8859536
>vitamins and mineral your hair absorb from the sun
wat
You don't absorb minerals and vitamins through the sunlight you know? it just helps on the synthesis and treatment of these, by providing the energy needed for breaking some intermolecular links.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 16:01:37 2012 No.8859778 >>8859764 Your post is dumb even by /jp/ standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 16:01:37 2012 No.8859779 File: 211 KB, 600x462, cdb1524c63403c1705d8cc69ac0a7fe5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859764 Too bad you don't get to decide canon, secondary-kun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 16:03:06 2012 No.8859793 >>8859764 So? TD is complete shit but it's still canon/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 16:10:06 2012 No.8859813 File: 243 KB, 720x965, 19514150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859757 Just how many rockets has Patchouli built

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 16:11:38 2012 No.8859817 File: 372 KB, 600x835, 1284642839130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 16:15:08 2012 No.8859824 File: 479 KB, 901x1300, silent_sinner_ch11_19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck off moonhag

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 16:17:38 2012 No.8859827 File: 24 KB, 570x310, patchy_jlist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 15 16:32:37 2012 No.8859868 File: 507 KB, 1000x1078, 1300727976170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My dad's got tons and tons of old books. I don't know if Patchy would like them, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 06:18:27 2012 No.8862858 Patchy has one of the most dirty anuses because she doesn't bathe. This is why I like her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 06:27:26 2012 No.8862879 >>8862858 I like poop on girl's butts because if I like poop on girl's butts it means I'm abnormal and not like those normalfags from /b/ who try to be edgy with their teenage tryhard paraphilias and fetishes I'LL SURE SCARE THOSE NORMALFAGS AWAY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 06:29:28 2012 No.8862884 >>8862879 Took a while until I realized you were being 〜sarcastic〜

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 12:16:57 2012 No.8863811 >>8862879 You can stay on /b/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:02:46 2012 No.8865969 File: 719 KB, 2952x4169, 1329581883962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:05:15 2012 No.8865988 >>8859206 Patchouli smile is so beautiful in this image.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:22:16 2012 No.8866079 >>8859446 Jamming a massive Pocky stick up her butt dosen't seem like a good cooking habit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:25:15 2012 No.8866096 File: 268 KB, 500x500, 21792561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:26:15 2012 No.8866098 I want to take care of her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:28:45 2012 No.8866108 >>8866096 I imagine that amount of beer would be enough to knock patchy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:29:46 2012 No.8866116 File: 1.48 MB, 1333x1000, Patchouli [Ngra] 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8865988 That artist is a cool motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:29:46 2012 No.8866118 File: 213 KB, 248x359, 1295054295978.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli is my waifu~

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:30:16 2012 No.8866125 File: 51 KB, 814x500, lelxd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're still here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:31:45 2012 No.8866126 File: 1.07 MB, 1280x853, 14943885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8866108 Being the size that she is, probably so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:35:46 2012 No.8866148 >>8865981 madonoeo ? does that even means something in greek ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:43:15 2012 No.8866182 I want to see Patchy do sit-ups until she can sit up no further.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:48:15 2012 No.8866191 I want to see patchy eat a meal that i made for her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 20:56:46 2012 No.8866225 i want to watch patchy read, without her knowing im watching her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:06:46 2012 No.8866251 File: 119 KB, 509x800, 1300753511894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8866126 Patchy IS pretty small.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:11:46 2012 No.8866272 File: 597 KB, 790x1110, 1322346969502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8866251 She fits nicely in your hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:13:46 2012 No.8866278 >>8866148 It might be: μαδουοηο which is madouou or μαδουσηο which is madousio You know, I might be stretching it too far, but the artist might me using the first one mentioned madou as in heresy. Correct me if I'm wrong since my japanese sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:14:46 2012 No.8866282 File: 273 KB, 600x771, patchy wants up!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8866272 Does Patchy's small stature bother her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:15:46 2012 No.8866289 >>8866251 She's a fucking dirigible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:19:46 2012 No.8866309 File: 262 KB, 585x1098, 1273286323717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8866289 Patchy's not fat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:21:15 2012 No.8866319 >>8866278 A quick google of the literall madouou got me a game called Madou Ou Granzort / Magic King Granzort, so I think we can conclude that patchy is indeedd holding a book about magic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:23:16 2012 No.8866328 >>8866319 >Indeedd Dam it all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:24:15 2012 No.8866331 >>8866309 Requesting that one Patchy-getting-dressed comic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:26:15 2012 No.8866338 >>8866309 Dirigible: light as a blimp. I thought you /jp/ers were into pretentious words?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:26:15 2012 No.8866339 >>8866309 She has hips!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:36:16 2012 No.8866375 File: 216 KB, 700x700, fd980879e6b6e481f4090a13c51345bf..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8866331 This sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:39:47 2012 No.8866389 File: 182 KB, 600x600, 1327795030043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8866272 The librarian isn't a toy, you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:41:15 2012 No.8866398 >>8866389 She is cute as one though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 21:42:47 2012 No.8866404 File: 1.34 MB, 922x1300, 1300763018332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 22:01:45 2012 No.8866489 Let's just have a casual survey then. Which Patchy interpretation do you like better, the scrawny one or the chubby one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 22:09:45 2012 No.8866515 >>8866489 Chubby, but nothing exagerated. I'm fine with either, anyway

Kaguyadrew !!wOGbr9eBU1h Mon Apr 16 22:11:45 2012 No.8866525
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>>8866389
The fact she fits into your hands so perfectly would mean she's a toy to some. I see her more like a doll-like figure though. So adorable... yet also fragile and can break with ease if not treated with utter care.

Anonymous Mon Apr 16 22:26:15 2012 No.8866561
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>>8866489
She's a youkai witch, so she doesn't need food. And she's a frail girl, so you know that she has a weak constitution.

Besides that, Patchouli is the sort of girl who would forget to eat because she's reading a really engaging book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 22:29:15 2012 No.8866570 >>8866489 Soft patchy is the best patchy.

Anonymous Mon Apr 16 22:58:16 2012 No.8866680

Patchy is soft and round because she doesn't do much physical exercise, but she is not overweight. She doesn't eat much, and when she does its just for the sensual pleasure of it. Like Alice, she has crossed over from the human being she was born as to a immortal magical creature.
Unfortunately she still has not discovered a cure for the asthma she had as a human. Also as Marissa pointed out in Oriental Sacred Place, becoming immortal didn't eliminate all the effects of the mercury, arsenic, and lead she absorbed during her early studies. Alice has some of the same problems.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 23:34:16 2012 No.8866786 File: 515 KB, 1240x1754, 1319183171113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8866489 Scrawny anorexic Patchy with lush lively hair for contrast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 16 23:42:15 2012 No.8866813 >>8866489 Chubby love handles patchy is nice, but so is skinny ribs showing flat chested patchy. Please don't make me choose...

>>	zaza Mon Apr 16 23:51:46 2012 No.8866845 File: 1.24 MB, 1002x1416, 28efe52549b11201b7cfdd6d20299f43.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, Patchouli, someone came searching for you.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Tue Apr 17 16:33:56 2012 No.8870334 File: 458 KB, 595x840, 16892b6249746877f8c52613810cdacb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8859453 Oh fuck I lol'd. >>8862858 Magical girls don't poop. >>8866489 Healthy Patchy is best Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 16:47:56 2012 No.8870417 File: 197 KB, 717x436, Patchy gets some books from jp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who left those out? Now she's disgusted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 16:48:25 2012 No.8870425 >>8870417 Closest thing I have to a perverted book is Garden of Rama, I miss the first book

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 16:50:55 2012 No.8870436 >>8870417 It wasn't me, I swear, I don't have any books like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 17:19:56 2012 No.8870544 >>8870334 Karaagetarou a excellent

Anonymous Tue Apr 17 17:28:25 2012 No.8870574

>>8866489
Scrawny. I also want to add that scrawny doesn't imply poor health. If you have a naturally slim build, devating from it will generally be more unhealthy than not to. Likewise with the other 2 body builds, of which all have fancy latin names that escapes my mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 21:02:16 2012 No.8871621 File: 581 KB, 1000x851, 12746361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEHOLD

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 21:14:32 2012 No.8871673 File: 823 KB, 849x1201, 1300732791482.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can I get Patchy to like me? And no, I don't mean love. I just want to be someone she'd like being around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 21:16:26 2012 No.8871687 File: 662 KB, 1000x800, 1319081574190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8871673 Don't interrupt or disturb her. Just be attentive and on call to serve her whenever she wishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 21:18:01 2012 No.8871693 >>8871687 In other words be a useful tool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 21:18:32 2012 No.8871694 File: 36 KB, 340x460, 1322971146941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8871621

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 21:20:31 2012 No.8871704 File: 1.71 MB, 669x946, 1300763286096.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8871687 That sounds more like a servant than a friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 21:26:27 2012 No.8871732 File: 473 KB, 1061x1500, 1316491405575.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8871694 This is the last time anon will be lewdifying the SDM.

Anonymous Tue Apr 17 21:27:27 2012 No.8871740
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>>8871687

I enjoy being inside, but I'd annoy the hell out of Patchy due to manic alt-tabbing thought processes. I could get along with the Mei-Ling, but then I'd have to be outside, ruining my porcelain skin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 21:35:57 2012 No.8871782 >>8871740 I'm sure you could work as a maid. They're always willing to take in new maids.

Anonymous Tue Apr 17 22:35:21 2012 No.8871977
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Welcome to my home, Lady Knowledge. Just a few things I should cover... um. I need to pick up a few new fire extinguishers, so if you use the kitchen there's an extra one at the top of the basement stairs. Feel free to use it, but the only thing I've put in that dishwasher is spent brass in a mesh bag so you might wanna run it through a cycle empty before you use it for any dishes, or anything.

We call these 'milk crates.' It's one of the great inventions of the Western World, modular interior furnishing technology. Go ahead and use them for anything, except that really big stack over there, that one's holding up the corner of the roof.

Anything else, um... yes, there's a combat knife taped to the ceiling of the shower. Don't ask. Yes, I've got a goat in the basement. No, you don't want to see him. Unless you speak ancient Sumerian, in which case I could really use your help with this one thing. Just a little thing. Teensy little thing.

And, right, there's my bookshelf. There's the good books, there's the dime-store shit-tier atrocities I keep to remind myself that you don't need talent to make shitloads of money, and... over there? Just shop manuals. What? Oh, that's a chemical hood. For chemists, when they work on crazy shit that might catch fire, they can slam that lid down and turn on fans and smother it or whatever.... Well, uh, let's just say the Feds really frown on certain shop manuals being in the same house as milling machines and sheet-steel stampers. So. You know.

Oh, that? It's a Roomba. Eh? Just hit the switch on the side and you'll find out. Just get the hell out after you do, that one's a factory second I got from a guy I know, it's torque governor is a bit, um.

Anonymous Tue Apr 17 22:41:50 2012 No.8872010

>>8871673
How about talking and teaching her about the outside world? For her the outside world's science is magic as well, thus you can have a starting point to get her interest. You shall have to work you way quite hard but at the end it's more likely you might be her friend and co-researcher than just her employee/servant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 22:52:50 2012 No.8872050 Looking through this thread is interesting, because all of the photos of her are my favorites. I even have the OP pic printed out and framed. It's just gorgeous.

>>	Nenma Tue Apr 17 23:37:51 2012 No.8872208 I have science, she has magic... TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE OVER THIS PUNY WORLD! NO ONE SHALL STAND IN OUT WAY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 17 23:46:20 2012 No.8872224 >>8872208 >I have science She sits around reading books all day and managed to build a rocket with a few scraps of information from a shop. She is a better scientist than you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 00:02:50 2012 No.8872265 I could think of many worse places to be. Much welcomed, your company is appreciated. I hope you will find my book selection sufficient.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 00:17:20 2012 No.8872311 >>8871732 >This is the last time anon will be lewdifying the SDM. Oh, no it won't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 03:10:20 2012 No.8872890 /jp/ remember Patchy has hips!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 07:43:59 2012 No.8873594 File: 723 KB, 836x1200, Oriental Sacred Place 15 03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Delicious canon bags under Patchy's eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 07:54:28 2012 No.8873622 >>8873594 Woah! I'd gently lick under her eyes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 07:57:58 2012 No.8873637 >>8873594 If hirasaka style is canon, I would be rather content actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 14:41:31 2012 No.8874952 >>8872224 I once blew up a whole island nation using a chicken brain and some tin foil. You were saying?

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 14:48:31 2012 No.8874980
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http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Youmu_Konpaku
> Species Half-human half-yuurei

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Talk:Yuurei
> No, yuurei does not have to go. It is an established enough English word that it can be used without being a barrier to most people.--としあき 18:04, 18 April 2012 (UTC)

...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 15:09:01 2012 No.8875058 File: 888 KB, 2045x2305, 5026682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best Touhou named after a plant

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 15:12:30 2012 No.8875073 >>8874980 what's the issue?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 15:16:00 2012 No.8875093 Patchy has hips!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 15:35:02 2012 No.8875188 File: 162 KB, 984x1012, fcbd76558ab9cbeec0eef25e41b22014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8875093 S-she does! Patchy has hips!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:02:32 2012 No.8875345 >>8875073 Autism. Severe Autism. Severe "pure nippon words are superior to dirty gaijin words" Autism. But I'm sad for polluting Patche's thread with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:30:32 2012 No.8875463 File: 202 KB, 640x480, 26411120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Witches..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:46:33 2012 No.8875505 File: 491 KB, 1280x1024, 0b6df2a901d54a9d6a620126ba07dd42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8875463 Witches get put on trial.

Anonymous Wed Apr 18 16:48:33 2012 No.8875519

>>8875345
You also complain about that they use the word "youkai" and not demon? I think it's ok to note down the difference when there are different types of ghosts in Gensokyo (E.g Yuyuko is bourei and Mima is onryou). Seems like you're just looking for reasons to call this guy out. (Sorry, Patche thread)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 17:29:33 2012 No.8875662 Hips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 18:14:53 2012 No.8875929 >>8875093 >>8875188 >>8875662 Where the heck is that gif of >>8866309 shaking those cursed hips? I swear I fucking saved it...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 18:33:32 2012 No.8876018 File: 703 KB, 836x1200, Oriental Sacred Place 15 18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did you think of Patchy's chapter? I thought she looked very cute and not as fat as the other girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 19:07:32 2012 No.8876206 >>8875929 I don't know, but I'd like this too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 19:11:34 2012 No.8876228 File: 98 KB, 585x1098, 1334625573190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8875929 Here. It's not the gif, but it's basically the same thing, only sped up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 19:31:53 2012 No.8876291 >>8876018 Got to love those canon eyebags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 22:42:03 2012 No.8877080 >>8876228 That must be some retarded mid-frame shot. Look at her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 18 22:50:34 2012 No.8877115 >>8876291 Its eyeshadow you fucking dumbass, god its like you've never even seen a woman before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 02:31:34 2012 No.8877831 >>8877115 She has access to make-up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 02:38:33 2012 No.8877861 >>8877080 It's half of the image mirrored, look at the text.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 02:43:04 2012 No.8877889 File: 891 KB, 1000x710, patchy is french1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8876018 It was cute. I was hoping the fairies would dig her out of that book pile, and Voile's canon design is still pretty lame, but it was still good.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Thu Apr 19 02:51:33 2012 No.8877932 I can't even look at her in the eye after what happened a few days ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 03:18:33 2012 No.8878021 File: 203 KB, 547x700, 1311345338178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The first thing I thought of when I saw the opening post: "Patchouli Knowledge arrives at the Scarlet Devil Mansion...several decades ago."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 03:19:04 2012 No.8878028 File: 48 KB, 480x567, 1324677948228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8877932 Hmm? Is there something she should know?

Anonymous Thu Apr 19 07:21:04 2012 No.8878684

>>8877889
I agree, from the parts we saw it looks like some kind of octagon shaped room. However, I'd like to think that the parts we didn't see were filled with rows of shelves. At the very least it was sort of unique looking. I wonder where Flan's room is down there.

Anonymous Thu Apr 19 14:35:35 2012 No.8880237
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>>8876228

Hah, yeah, that sums how it was very well.

>>8877080

The "gif" was just >>8866309 reversing itself. It made Patchy have that retarded look the entire time, and that's why it was funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 19 22:03:08 2012 No.8882489 Patchy has hips!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 09:32:48 2012 No.8884680 The other day I have seen soap with "Patchouli" imprinted on it on a market

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 09:40:48 2012 No.8884700 >>8884680 They must be fans of Patchy-sama and named it after her ^^

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 09:43:47 2012 No.8884713 >>8884700 Silly anon, of course I know that's not the case. But still, imagine washing yourself with a soap with her name on it..

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 09:47:49 2012 No.8884740 File: 52 KB, 448x621, 1325983997642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It'd be great if GET numbers were skipped, so they could never be gotten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 18:24:20 2012 No.8886551 File: 769 KB, 1980x1080, 1333704376350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8884740

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 19:15:51 2012 No.8886812 File: 31 KB, 640x480, zum_bar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8884680

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 20 19:33:52 2012 No.8886870 >>8886812 congrats on the marriage

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Fri Apr 20 20:44:22 2012 No.8887142 File: 128 KB, 600x650, Koa~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8871621 I'M BEHOLDING >>8872050 Brave man. >>8876018 >Oriental Sacred Place 15 >15 Jesus... I left it at 13, brb downloading.

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