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help me there /jp/
I wanna buy one of these, but I don't know what I say to my dad

>> No.8842484

>>8842478
I am buying it for my girlfriend.

>> No.8842483

Tell him youre gay.

>> No.8842486

Dad, I am homosex

>> No.8842488

"I need money for a haircut" or "I need money for gas"

>> No.8842490

>>8842478
Why telling him anything when you can kill him instead?

>> No.8842492

I never asked for this.

>> No.8842498

"I do what I want"

>> No.8842518

"I wanna buy a doll... I'm sorry, dad..."

>> No.8842520

>>8842498
this sounds so weeaboo

>> No.8842525

>>8842520
You might be retarded.

>> No.8842528

>>8842520
Get a load of this baka.

>> No.8842541

Why would you want these? They look terrible and cost way too much money.

Just sew your own and maybe your mother will defend you from your dad.

>> No.8842547

>>8842520
Look at this aho

>> No.8842564

>>8842525
>>8842528
>>8842547
the samefagging is strong in this one.

>> No.8842574
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>>8842564
You must be psychic

>> No.8842578

>>8842520
Omae wa honto ni aho ga!

>> No.8842608

>>8842520
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.8843628

Just don't show to him

>> No.8843667

"It's for a friend's birthday party."
And then you keep it in something in your room.

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8843710

>>8842520

>> No.8843711

>>8842478

It's just a doll. Unless you're desperately short on money or something, can't see why he'd mind.

>> No.8843716

>>8843711
He woulld mind by thinking that his sons is a faggot homo.

>> No.8843718

>>8842484
Then tell him that?

whatafuck mang

>> No.8843729

Gay stereotyping is stupid. I might like "gay" things but I don't like men or putting my penises in them.

If anything your dad should be calling you a tranny or a trap or something, homo.

>> No.8843777

Say you earned it from a girl you know.

>> No.8843785

>>8842578
>ga

>> No.8843793

Say "this isn't what I ordered what the fuck" when it comes in.

And then keep saying that for every fig or whatnot you buy.

>> No.8843881

We all mens here

That's why we can't have fun things ;_;

>> No.8843992

>>8843716
My parents actually thought I had homosexual issues when they found out about my Living Dead Dolls years ago. So yeah, some parents are like that.

>> No.8844044

>>8843992
>Living Dead Dolls

I just googled that. Why the fuck would you buy one of those?

>> No.8844067

>>8844044
I just find them.. interesting, really. Not being edgy and dark or anything.

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8844122

I don't have a dad

>> No.8844136

condense your threads

>> No.8844138

>>8844122
I'm sorry lizard man.

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