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December 21st, 2012 is here. Stuff happens, other worlds and stargates and all that mystical crap is now real. You find out that Gensokyo is a real place, and ZUN was accessing parts of it through visions while he was drunk. You now have the ability to go to Gensokyo any time you please.

What do you do?

>> No.8752235

Smile.

>> No.8752240

i go to the scarlet devil mansion at 2:00 and hold up a giant sign that says "SAGE" in greentext.

i then get eaten.

>> No.8752242

sauce on op image??

>> No.8752248

but other worlds and stargates are "real" for a long time already :\

>> No.8752249

>>8752242

Alice SOS

>> No.8752254

>>8752248
reported for david wilcockery

>> No.8752255

Ash made an ok trap. I'm suprised there aren't more HYPNO doujin on that subject.

>> No.8752270

Get laid by Mokou

>> No.8752281
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I arrive in Gensokyo and visit the Misty Lake. To my astonishment, I see thousands upon thousands of people all there to sway Cirno's opinion. With my binoculars, I peer into the window of Cirno's abode to see her crying, unsure of what to do. Cirno is just a simple ice fairy -- one of thousands, if not millions, living in the vast expanse of Gensokyo. She's just a normal girl, and now, she has thousands upon thousands of autists, rapists, and otaku all vying for her confection. No matter what the outcome, there will always be a large amount of people trying to find out where she is and what she is doing. She is no longer a common fairy but a superstar with no foundation to stand on.

I walk away with my head held low knowing that, at least, for the next few years, she will never be able to live a normal life.

>> No.8752286
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>>8752255

>Ash

Um, I've got news for you bro...

>> No.8752290

>>8752281
at least you're realistic

>> No.8752295

>>8752281
that's a super deep story there bro

>> No.8752300

>>8752281
That will be the case for every single Touhou character in the franchise. The infestation might get so bad that they place a restriction on the stargate and kill off all humans from planet Earth.

>> No.8752304

>>8752300
reimu could make a ton of money off of the humans that come over, though

>> No.8752311

>>8752281
This is the only realistic scenario.

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