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Where do I find a yandere /jp/ boy who I can fuck? Where do I go to meet all these crazy and lonely virgins from /jp/?

>> No.8715344

>>8715336
I'm yandere, but you'll wish I wasn't, since I'm not actually attractive like all 2d yanderes to ever exist.

>> No.8715361
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8715361

rugurl

>> No.8715363

why yandere? kuudere is superior, always

>> No.8715367

>>8715363
Too quiet. I want to have rough, loud sex.

>> No.8715368 [SPOILER] 
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8715368

I'm yandere but I don't think you'd want to fuck me. I'm very unclean and I would probably get too clingy afterwards.

>> No.8715371

Shit thread.

>> No.8715375

>>8715368
nice nose brah

>> No.8715373

>>8715368
Don't be tricked anon. A real anime girl didn't post that message.

>> No.8715378

>>8715368
Bird's nest hair
Pupils too large
Pale skin

typical /jp/.

>> No.8715380

>>8715375
He's not that unattractive. 9/10 for someone you'd find on /jp/ on a Friday night.

>> No.8715381

>>8715380
I agree would fuck.

>> No.8715384

>>8715373
ITT: Shitting on my dreams.

>> No.8715394

>>8715368
What's your first name?

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>>8715394
Why?

>> No.8715411

>>8715409
Because I can't get off without it.

>> No.8715423

>>8715411
Well in that case.. It's Kyle.

Please don't hold back anon.

>> No.8715431

>>8715411
its Davis, enjoy your 'getting off'

>> No.8715462

>>8715368
Are you a virgin? Have you ever shoved anything up your butt?

Please answer these questions in detail.

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>> No.8715490

>>8715462
Yes to both questions.

>> No.8715503

>>8715490
How big is your penis? What is the biggest thing you've taken in your butt? Can you take anything bigger? Why did you post your picture on /jp/? I think you're an attention whoring slut for doing that. Are you a slut?

>> No.8715512

>>8715503
N-no. I just thought that OP was from animu. Please don't say such lewd things about me anon.

>> No.8715518

Guys, please stop

>> No.8715522
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8715522

I like this thread and this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6qxMP3deU8

>> No.8715528

>>8715512
Did you think you'd outsmart me by deleting your image? I already saved it and jerked off to it, you slut. I'm going to post it again unless you answer my questions.

>> No.8715533

>>8715368
please let me impregnate you...

>> No.8715535
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8715535

Sorry, but there is someone I have my sights on already.

If you're reading this, I'm learning to take it easy, so please don't forget me! Message me back sometime too please..

>> No.8715540

>>8715522
>As Seen On: Jehovah's Witness Discussion Forum.

>> No.8715541

>>8715535
That's cute.

>> No.8715543

Not even a /jp/sie would like me. I'm going to kill myself.

>> No.8715544

>>8715528
I'm sorry but I won't answer those questions here.

>>8715533
>Impregnate
But that's impossible.

>> No.8715546

>>8715543
Suck my dick before you do.

>> No.8715547

This thread made me feel physically ill.

I thought wouldn't have to deal with camwhoring on /jp/.

>> No.8715548

>>8715535
He probably already cheated on you with another /jp/sie, so you might as well whore yourself out.

>> No.8715549

>>8715547
Check the filenames jackass. That guy probably noticed the picture he posted had a unix time filename and deleted it cover his ass.

>> No.8715553

>>8715549
Thanks, I feel better already.

>> No.8715554
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>>8715540
♪ I can see the pain living in your eyes ♪
♪ And I know how hard you try ♪
♪ You deserve to have so much more ♪

>> No.8715555
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>>8715549
I knew he was too cute to be on /jp/.

>> No.8715559

>>8715548
Funny you mention that, since being paranoid about that stuff was what drove me a bit crazy and wedged a part between. Looking back it's hard to believe so, and I would never stoop so low to myself. I'm fairly prideful. If that did happen while we were set, I'd probably kill them both though. That stuff isn't a joke and hurts.

>> No.8715561

>>8715555
I'm more attractive than that guy. WAAAAAY more. I wont post picture, because I wouldn't want that to smudge what I might build with a /jp/ anon. I will stay pure for them only~

>> No.8715563

>>8715549
What is unix time? That's just how my phone names pictures I take. Doesn't matter if anyone believes it though. It's probably better if they don't. I'm just a fat neckbeard, that is just a cute guy I dug up from google images.

>> No.8715566

>>8715535

Pretty much this. Except not yandere at all.

I'm okay with just being a good friend. Even if I would want something more some day.

;_;

>> No.8715570
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>>8715566
Hehe, you say that now, but these things amass slowly inside you. That's how I started out too, or I'd like to think. If you're on /jp/, and even interested in this thread, chances are you're just dormant right now. The moment someone comes along that sparks you slightly, you'll feel quick.
It'll hurt extra hard when they stop replying to your messages and say they hate you, or that you're crazy and worthless.

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>> No.8715573

>>8715559
You're jealous that your /jp/ boyfriendo may have been cheating on you?

Please, tell me more about your dysfunctional relationship. And describe the sex in detail.

>> No.8715580

>>8715573
No it was an internet deal and I already did talk about it in detail on /jp/, no need to do it again. /jp/ isn't a linear model, you can explore past time sections with the archive. If you do it in slower periods in parallel with the live board, you could cover all of /jp/ rather quickly.

>> No.8715582

>>8715570

I'm sure that won't happen. The whole thing is kind of complicated. And it would be really weird to explain it without saying too much so I won't.

If anything, I was a little crazy and I'm not anymore.

>> No.8715585

>>8715580
I don't give enough of a shit to browse through pages in the archive for that. I just want to finish fapping with your real life NTR. Now link me or post a story so I can be done.

>> No.8715589

>>8715585
NTR never happened, so no point in even telling the story anyhow.

>> No.8715595

I'm extremely attractive. If you are into girls, that's it...

>> No.8715596

>>8715535
>>8715570
Oh wow, I think this might be the guy this post talked about in the crazy /jp/sie thread last night: http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8710433/#8710964

Please don't be so yandere for your friend, anon.

>> No.8715601

Where did you get that picture from?

>> No.8715605

>>8715596
nah, that isn't me, sorry to disappoint.

>> No.8715616

>>8715595
I'm into everything! please be my girlfriend!

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