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List of Touhou sluts by power level.

Low tier: Keine Kamishirasawa, Hong Meiling, Hina Kagiyama, Kyouko Kusodani

Normal tier: Yoshika Miyako, Utsuho Reiuji, Ibaraki Kasen, Eirin Yagokoro

High tier: Komachi Onozuka, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Byakuren Hijiri, Yuugi Hoshiguma

Lunatic tier: Yukari Yakumo, Yuyuko Saigyouji, Suwako Moriya, Suika Ibuki

EX tier: Aya Shameimaru, Hatate Himekaiou, Cirno

Phantasm tier: Sanae Kochiya, Youmu Konpaku

>> No.8689140

You are pretty gutsy trying to stir shit up with a post like this.

>> No.8689144

Cirno is normal tier and aya is high, Yuyuko is EX and Eirin is high, Youmu is normal. Or you put Sanae alone is the Phantasm tier or you create another one entirely for her.

>> No.8689145
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8689145

Youmu is the softest and purest Touhou. She has no evil or slutty desires

>> No.8689153

>>8689145

They said the same thing for Sanae before TH12 was announced.

Now look at her.

>> No.8689158

>>8689145
But she's a girl, it's only natural...

>> No.8689160

Since when is Cirno a slut?

>> No.8689161
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8689161

Okuu is pure as a fresh snowflake. She has no sluttiness. She probably doesn't even know what sex is.

>> No.8689167

Wait, how is Youmu a slut? I can understand Sanae being on the same level as her grandmama Suwako, but Youmu?

>> No.8689174
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8689174

It pleases me that Futo is not included in that list. That means she is innocent and pure.

>> No.8689173

>>8689137
Yuugi is normal tier
will fuck when drunk

>> No.8689178

>>8689160

See >>8689161

Their ignorance means they're open-minded about everything, meaning they're both PRONE to turning into sluts. They both were most likely to have been tricked into having sex under the guise of playing a "game", and they ended up craving for more.

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8689188

>this thread

>> No.8689189

You forgot to put Kanako in high tier.

>> No.8689195

>>8689189

She's a prude and a 1000-year old virgin.

>> No.8689205
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8689205

Suwako should be Ex tier. She's almost as slutty as Sanae

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8689207

Well despite the OP being a fag with mommy issues

what is a

>normal tier slut

a woman who's easy but still has standards?

shoujo, anta just went full baka

>> No.8689210

>>8689195
Come on, she lives with 2 ultrasluts.

>> No.8689213

>>8689178

Anyone could be prone into becoming sluts for one reason or another. Just because you're prone into becoming something doesn't mean you are.

>> No.8689219

>>8689213

That's a theory. It already happened years ago.

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8689222

Keep on pushing this into another athens-esque bawwfest why don't you.

>> No.8689226

‘Slut’ is just a masculist term for sexually-liberated women.

>> No.8689231
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8689231

Seiga should be in High Tier. She's talking about her cute underling all the time. Clearly she uses her Jiang Shi for dirty things...

>> No.8689249

>>8689226

Feminazi bullcrap.

>> No.8689255

>Reisen higher than Eirin.

All my hate for you, OP.

>> No.8689256

Sluts: Touhous I don't like.
Non-sluts: Touhous I like.

>> No.8689260

>>8689205
Trying to act like there's a 'reason' to call Suwako a slut is retarded. You are in fact, hoping that it annoys someone to the point of creating some stupid copy pasta or something, and should just come to terms with it.

Suwako is a fertility goddess. This is one of the canon facts that people try to refer to in calling her a slut, but if you had an IQ above ten, you'd understand that fertility also refers to crop production, animal husbandry, and all sorts of stuff besides the penises that you are apparently fixated on.

Sanae is Suwako's descendant, therefore Suwako has procreated, and is a slut for that reason. There's a few issues with this argument. The first being that a fertility goddess could presumably create an offspring by a variety of means other than taking a human penis within her body (it's more likely too, since the thought that a human sperm could fertilize the egg of a frog fertility goddess is kind of a stretch). The second being that it assumes that if Suwako had in fact copulated once over the course of thousands of years, she would be the only one in the franchise to have done so (guess what, as some point in the vastness of this franchise, some Touhou spread their legs). The last is the pure unrealistic immaturity of the notion that having sex once over the course of thousands of years would make someone a slut. Only on /jp/ does shitposting come this autistic.

>> No.8689262

>>8689205
that hand is so quality

>> No.8689261

>>8689256

And if that's you again OP, this doesn't help a damn.

Forgot to sage my last past, derp.

>> No.8689264

>>8689256

Actually, Youmu and Sanae are some of my favorite characters. Their sluttiness is directly proportional to their likableness. All of these characters are likeable, at least to some extent.

If they weren't likeable, they wouldn't be able to attract a bunch of faceless men, now would they?

>> No.8689268

>>8689264
Sluts: Touhous who it will piss other people off if I call them sluts.
Non-sluts: Other Touhous who I randomly feel like mentioning anyway.

Closer?

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>>8689140

At least use the image.

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>>8689262
Weaksauce.

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>>8689280
bitch please

>> No.8689296

>>8689167

When you're a female being born and raised under the influence of a lunatic-tier slut, you tend to turn into an even bgger slut.

Youmu is a good girl--She would gladly help a random traveler bust a nut.

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>>8689289
Forgot about this, where is your god now?

>> No.8689303

>>8689289
why is ZUN Marisa so endearingly cute?

>> No.8689304

>>8689260
SANAE IS HUMAN WITH DIVINE LINEAGE

She's Suwako's direct descendant. And only way that'll happen is if she fucked with some dude and produced a kid with him to produce the bloodline. If Suwako is able to create an offspring besides copulation with a man, then there is no reason to have Sanae's entire lineage to exist as a half-human/half-deity bloodline, because even her offspring will just reproduce the same way she does.

>not keeping it simple and making stupid shit up

>> No.8689311

>>8689304
Trying awfully hard to address only one point out of many in a copypasta. Rage more autist.

>> No.8689312

>>8689256
>Sluts: Touhous I don't like.
This is stupid.
The Touhous I like are the ones who have the most reputation in Japan or in /jp/ in wanting to fuck.

aka Komachi, Suwako, Sanae, Yuuka, Yukarin

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8689321

I'm cool with this, OP.

>> No.8689333

>>8689302
nah, nothing compare to marisa's left hand

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8689330

It's good to see confirmation that Alice is pure.

>> No.8689349

>>8689330

Nah, she's a bitch. She has sex with everyone except YOU. True sluts have sex with everybody.

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The shapeshifting trickster with the shortest skirt in the franchise not listed at all? Really? Everything about her screams unrepentant flirt at the absolute least.

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>>8689352
She's too adorable for that.

>> No.8689362

>Phantasm tier: Sanae Kochiya, Youmu Konpaku
Yea that looks right

>> No.8689380

Add Rumia in EX tier.

>> No.8689389

>>8689387
I don't think Youkai eating humans counts as cannibalism.

>> No.8689387

>>8689380

Rumia's a cannibal. No slut would want to kill/eat their mates--That just means they won't be able to fuck them ever again.

I highly doubt a slut would want that.

>> No.8689393

>>8689226
i hope you'll enjoy it when a sexually-liberated man cheats on you because he's liberated.

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>>8689380
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

lick on these and suck the dick

gets the fuck or then you done

then i hop in my ride to make a quick run.

>> No.8689400

>>8689387
Sluts fuck with everyone, they don't want long relationships. Rumia just kills her sexual partner and moves to another.

>> No.8689443

>Insulting Touhous
<
>insulting children Touhous and Okuu
<

>> No.8689458

>>8689443
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8689601

>>8689458
nice meme, bro. 10 points!

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