/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Are jap girls all as hairy as they are in porn?

[Anonymous No.]

yes

[Anonymous No.]

Literally no one on /jp/ would ever know this.
ask any other board as they would be infinitely more knowledgeable on the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a really hairy ass, /jp/. It's embarrassing walking around knowing that I have a hairy ass. Is there any way to stop feeling so embarrassed and shameful about hairy ass? It's even interfering with my ability to drive my car. I almost hit a guy on a bike a few days ago thinking about the hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687730
I am serious. I usually don't wear a belt or tie my pants because they stay up fine, but knowing that eventually someome might try to pull my pants down and expose my hairy ass is a stressful thought.

I only wear dark pants too so that my hair doesn't show through. I would be devastated if someone was looking at and laughing at my hairy ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687749
My condolences to you and your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687749
Are you this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687826
I don't think so. The last time I looked at my ass was a few years ago and soon after I realized I had a really hairy ass, and the shame has just grown more and more ever since.

When I sleep, I sometimes end up in a position on my back, with my arm beneath me. I sleep in the nude, and when I wake up like that I sometimes feel the hair of my ass and I hate it. When I'm in the bath and I wash my ass, I can feel the hair on the cheeks and it's a horrible feeling. They feel long, even. I would guess at the least, they're half an inch long, and that's being hopeful. In reality, the hairs on my ass are probably closer to a whole inch. My stomach and chest are equally as hairy, but they're more manageable and not as disgusting as a hairy ass. I keep my shirt on as much as possible to avoid seeing the hair, I can always feel it on the shirt. Same for the hair on my ass in my pants. I can always feel the hair. I know it's there.

[Anonymous No.]

>knowing that eventually someome might try to pull my pants down and expose my hairy ass is a stressful thought

Oh God. I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe. This is why come to this site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687849
Shave. Its not that hard. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687849
>When I'm in the bath and I wash my ass, I can feel the hair on the cheeks and it's a horrible feeling.

I know that feel, partner.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought I had a lot of ass hair until this thread. the hair in the crack of my ass gets wet and matted over the day from my sweat or ass-drippings or something. Here's a tip for you other furry buttcrackers: use babywipes, then dry with toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687885
Please don't use Yoshinoya when posting about hairy butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687864
Just like my legs, it's too hairy to easily shave. I imagine that if I shaved my ass, I would have to go over it first with buzzers, and then a few times with a razor. I would not only have trouble seeing, but since my legs are so hairy it would look stupid with just a shaved ass and hairy legs and thighs. Not only that, but I would have to shave my entire ass, inside the cheeks until the anus so that it wouldn't look stupid. This is also partially why I don't shave my stomach or chest any more. I don't know where my chest hair, stomach hair, and pubic hair start. If I go too far down above my penis, then the hair on my thighs looks stupid because it's higher and closer to my hips. If I shave off the hair on my thigs to match how high my pubic hair goes, then it looks stupid because of all the other hair.

A while back I tried to use Nair, and the next day my mother wanted to know what the smell in the bathroom was. She definitely knew what I did, yet she wanted to ask to embarrass me.

The only way to deal with the hair is to wear shorts or pants and hope that the hair doesn't show through at all, and also that nobody tries to pull my pants down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687849
Being hairy really isn't such a big deal. Just take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687891

Imagine how soft and rich the green, silky fuzz is between her round, delicious buttcheeks.

[≦(￣^￣)≧ !!x+mnmrU0sW+ No.]

>>8687885
>baby wipes
I've heard some horror stories about dry assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687885
I find that most of the poo gets collected at the 'top' of the ass, closer to the back. There seems to be a large section of hair there and its only function, seemingly, is to get in the way of toilet paper and catch as much poop as possible. The absolute worst is when you have a poop the consistency of maybe soft serve, and when you wipe you can feel it smear into those hairs, and then later as you're walking it feels like your ass cheeks are being glued shut by the poop and hair.

This was actually a big problem when I was younger. I didn't shower often enough, and I think the poo that was stuck there started molding, or something. Somehow, it eventually started to smell carbonated, if that makes sense.

I made sure to scrub back and forth with a rag and my fingernails, until it felt clean, and eventually the smell went away. The hair at the top always has a different feeling to it. Compared to the rest of my hair, which is somewhat soft, this hair has a starchy feeling to it. It's not very soft at all.

I hate this damn hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687826
I don't normally like body hair, but I'd fuck him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687933
Dude just remove it.
I shave the ass hair in my ass crack and it makes it a lot easier.

[Anonymous No.]

If you would only take a shit every 3 weeks your ass wouldn't even get dirty, idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687916

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687935
How do you think I should remove it? I can't afford any kind of laser surgery, and since shaving just one part of my body would look stupid, I would have to remove all the hair. The last time I tried to shave my legs I ran out of hot water after the first leg. Also like I mentioned, using Nair is embarrassing because of the smell and accusations from parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687924

Well, I also have several healing anal fissures and some hemorrhoids. But, I work my finger in and roll it around my anus a bit to get everything as clean as possible. Baby wipes do wonders, though. I use cottonelle wipes since they're flushable for the bulk, then I use cocoa-butter huggies wipes to do the finishing touch. I probably have the cleanest asshole in north America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687957
Why do you have so many anal problems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687944
I've actually started limiting myself to one meal a day, in efforts to minimize how often I have to poop.

The thing is, I eventually started thinking that if I'm eating just one meal a day, I can eat as much as I want, so the resulting poops are always equally large as the meals. I'm lactose intolerant, so I found that eating large amount of ice cream somehow results in the 'cleanest' poops, because they will be almost entirely water (diarrhea).

I should probably look up a diet to have more of those "no wipe" poops, huh? I don't know what causes those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687953

Buy an electric razor; shave as much as you can off with that, then do detail work with a regular safety razor. Apply some baby oil after, and regular shave your butt after a shower.

You're over-thinking this. It's just hair on your ass. It's okay to use shaving cream. Set up a mirror low to the door and bend over so you can see well; sounds retarded, but seriously, it'll make things a lot easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687962

constipation since I was a teenager (22 now), coupled with the fact that I would prolong that time on the toilet by reading.

I finished the entire hyperion series on the toilet, as well as several other books. It's my favorite place to read, but now I try to finish things as quickly as possible. I should be okay once I clear this butt-hurdle. There's also skin that splits along the top of the that hurts like fuck and takes forever to heal. I once lost enough blood bleeding out of my anus because I tore an internal hemorrhoid or something to become dizzy and lightheaded. Seeing a doctor now about stuff; using a stool softener to help smooth things out. It's getting better, but, considering I was literally crying in pain sometimes while on the toilet, that's not as much progress as I would like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687965
It's not just hair on my ass though. Like I mentioned, it's in my ass as well, and just shaving my ass would look stupid. Also, setting up a mirror to look at my own hairy ass is something I will never do. I don't even want to touch it, let alone look at it with enough attention to carefully move a razor around to get the hair out.

It's probably best that I just endure the embarrassment and shame of a hairy ass and minimize my trips outside so nobody can see it. I must have done something when I was younger to cause this to happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687978
>It's in my ass

Spread cheek, gently shave crack, spread other cheek, gently shave crack.

Unless you mean it's in your rectum, in which case, you really are fucked up.

Who the hell is going to see your shaved ass? Why do you care? I think your main problem is that you're a little bitch, despite all of the manly testosterone you were blessed with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8687991
That's a really rude thing to say to someone. I'm done here.