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If you walked into your bedroom to find your sister dressed like this, what would you do?

>> No.8663251

Tell her she looks retarded.

>> No.8663260

Great, she's having another psychotic episode.

Probably stopped taking her meds again.

Hope she doesn't have a knife this time.

>> No.8663257

Tell her to get her mucus-spewing vaghole off my goddamn bed covers.

>> No.8663262

I'd search for an axe, shovel, or some other bludgeoning instrument as the dead have risen.

>> No.8663266

The fact that I left my room is bullshit

>> No.8663270

Wonder how my sister got to my apartment and why such a young girl is dressing like that.

>>8663260
Dude, I wish I had your sister.

>> No.8663281

>>8663270

Another dime-a-dozen shitty trip user from /a/.

>> No.8663289

>>8663281
It's funny because someone said the same thing in 2009.

>> No.8663296

>>8663270
Oh, I don't mean she was naked in my room before(thank gods), I mean she went completely batshit insane before.

And trust me, that's not cute in real life.

>> No.8663299

"Like I've said before, I have an oedipus complex. I don't actually want to fuck you. Now please leave."

>> No.8663308

If she actually looked that good, I'd probably fuck her.

>> No.8663304

>>8663289
About you?

>> No.8663307
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>>8663270
Another diamond dozen.

>> No.8663322

if it's someone else's sister, i'll stick my face in that ass, but if it's my sister I think I'll vomit. (All of that imouto-oneechan shits only look & sound so good in the anime world, not in the real 3D world, never will)

>> No.8663323
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8663323

I'd brush her teeth

captcha: Igresur ALICE

>> No.8663326

>>8663304
Yes, about me.

I'm getting tired of doing this, too.

>> No.8663334

Go to sleep, right away.
If I see a "sister" in my bedroom, it's because I'm way too drunk to do anything else.

>> No.8663341

Tell her she can't fuck her boyfriend on my bed, or in my house for that matter

>> No.8663349

>>8663296
>Oh, I don't mean she was naked in my room before
Yes, I know.

>And trust me, that's not cute in real life.
I don't know. Every time I went off the deep end and pulled a knife, I thought it was pretty nice. Granted, it's only happened six or seven times, but I had a blast each time.

>> No.8663351

I would probably just stand there and stare with a very hard penis, and wait to see what happens next.
>>8663322
>. (All of that imouto-oneechan shits only look & sound so good in the anime world, not in the real 3D world, never will)
That feel when I use to peek on my imouto in the bathroom, and fap into her pantsu.

>> No.8663376

My sister is more cute than sexy, so I don't think those thigh highs would work nicely for her.

Now if she were wearing some ankle socks... I think I would have a hard time controlling myself.

>> No.8663391

I'd say ``Get the fuck out of my room" and shake her awake if she's asleep. If she refuses to leave, I'd just go for a walk and bring a nice book with me and see if she's left a few hours later.

>> No.8663408

Shiv to the knee if no one is around

if there's someone around then i'll just tell her to fuck off loudly

and if my sister was Yukari then i would just tell her kindly to leave and have super lewd thoughts about her for the rest of the decade.

>> No.8663466

>my bedroom
>sister
>dressed like this
What a silly question. She wants something and my duty as a brother is to pleased her.

>> No.8663472

>>8663466

Who are you quoting?

>>>/a/

>> No.8663480
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8663480

I don't have a sister.

Obviously Yukari manipulated boundaries or some similar bullshit in order to become my sibling so that she may satisfy some twisted desire that she has.

I proceed to love her tenderly.

>> No.8663489

I have no sister therefore she is a stranger. I then shoot her.

>> No.8663508

>>8663244
I don't see her wearing anything except a silly hat and stockings.

>> No.8663503

>>8663472
Hey I know that meme from knowyourmeme xD

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>>8663323
yes yes yes!

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>>8663244
This image is stretched slightly.

>> No.8663527

>>8663503

It's not a meme. I'm pointing out that you're misusing the quote function.

Per global rules you've been reported.

>> No.8663529

>>8663503

It's not supposed to be a meme it's for idiots that don't know how to use > properly

>> No.8663553

>>8663527
>>8663529
Joneeeeeeeeeeeesss

>> No.8663554

>>8663553

Those posts were posted at the same time. Nice try.

>> No.8663560

>>8663527
Funny, because moot and the rest of 4chan knows that greentext is a meme.

Let's see...if the whole of 4chan is using greentext as a meme but one board isn't, how is it not a meme?

>> No.8663566

>>8663560

Go cry about it with your friends at >>>/a/

We don't care.

>> No.8663568

>>8663554
Nice try? I'm not trying anything though.

>> No.8663575

>>8663349
Is that you, Jeff?

>> No.8663583

>>8663566
I care. Take your groupthink shit to /a/.

>> No.8663598

>>8663560
no one said greentexting wasn't.

>> No.8663599

>>8663583

0/10.

>> No.8663602

>>8663599
Are you capable of communicating in anything but memes?

>> No.8663608

>>8663602

You getting exposed and sent to /a/ isn't a meme, nor is you staying and making yourself look worse by writing F grade posts.

Stop crying.

>> No.8663611

>>8663608
Now you've resorted to the classic "samefag defense". Please just cut it out.

>> No.8663625

Could we just go back to the little half-naked little sister in the bedroom trail please?

>> No.8663623

>>8663611

Trying too hard.

>> No.8663627

>>8663625
>>>/b/

>> No.8663637

>>8663627

Why are you redirecting him? He's right. We should get back on proper discussion before the /a/ kid tries to derail again.

>> No.8663673

>>8663566
You do know that there are mo boards on 4chan other than /a/ and /jp/ right?

>> No.8663675

>>8663673

New people here tend to come from /a/ and /v/. They usually make themselves look stupid, get banned, or silently begin to fit in.

>> No.8663678

>>8663673
really? i came here from shirnemaiden in 2011 so I don't know much about 4chan.

>> No.8663688

That irony

>> No.8663698

>>8663678
What caused you to leave Shrinemaiden?

>> No.8663696

>>8663244
Holy christ, how can anyone paint like that. Some people really amaze me.

>> No.8663703

>>8663698
i heard /jp/ had epic touhou threads so i came here

>> No.8664538

>>8663703
That's not all you'll get
Prepare your autism shield

>> No.8666159

Panic.

>> No.8666570

start fucking

>> No.8666637

I'm sister.

>> No.8666671

Worst 2hu, wouldn't bang.

>> No.8668169

speaking as someone with a little sister who loves showing me anything that has onii/imouto fanservice scenes in it, I'd probably stop thinking her little joke was funny, and tell her to leave immediately.
maybe if my she wasn't a good friend and a total fujoshi it'd be different

>> No.8668187

Ohayo imouto-san. What is that thing on your head?

>> No.8668203

She looks old. Her vagina must be loose and floppy with beef curtains all round. Sagging stretch marked breasts and cottage cheese thighs. Ugh.

>> No.8668209

i think spaghetti would start leaking out of my pockets

>> No.8668223
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8668223

I'd think to myself "i don't have a sister".
Then I would remove my pants.

>> No.8668226

I'd immediately start working on siring a child, since my firstborn would probably be the required price for an imouto.

I envy people with one.

>> No.8668259

I don't have a sister.
If it was my fiancée, however, yes.
YES
Y E S

>> No.8668286

I would chat awhile as I haven't seen any of my sisters for a few years now.

And I guess I'd fuck if she wants to. My onee-chans are kinda hot.

>> No.8668318

>>8663244
I'd ask /jp/

>> No.8668330

Spead cheeks

rim anus

>> No.8670519
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8670519

she's 25 and her vagina has a fishy odor, no thanks

>> No.8670592

>>8670519
I'm curious, how do you know what her vagoo smells like?

>> No.8670622

I'd wonder how my bedroom turned so pink and girly when I was away for a few minutes.

>> No.8670635

She used that picture as a wallpaper for a while. I did not do anything.

>> No.8670648

>>8670592
she masturbates in my room frequently whenever I'm out

>> No.8670674

>>8670648
why?

>> No.8670686 [DELETED] 

>>8670648
Why the hell would she do that in your room and not in her own?
Does she have some sort of ototo fetish?

>> No.8670690

she wants to fuck obviously.

but since she's female, she won't say it outright and and expect you to figure it out from the subtle hints, like the fish odor and fapping in his room.

>> No.8670691

>>8670648
Why the hell would she do that?
Does she have some sort of ototo fetish?

>> No.8670689

Not a trap
Not any interest.

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>>8670691
I liked your first post better.

>> No.8670700

Bad thread. It was somewhat entertaining for the first 20 posts yesterday.

No need to bump it anymore. Quality control my friends.

>> No.8670742

>>8670674
>>8670691
I hope I'll never know why and she gets over it, ventilating the room in winter is pretty annoying

>> No.8670757

>Your sister
I'm the oneesan in my family.
now if my brother was dressed like that I'd tell him to clean up and stop looking like such a massive fag.

>> No.8670764

>>8670757
wouldn't you want to put on your strap on and fuck his ass until it's raw?

>> No.8670801

>>8670742
Are there any other signs of it happening other than the smell of vagoo? Like, have you ever actually seen her leave your room in a suspicious manner, or have your stuff been rearranged?

If that's all, maybe you're just being paranoid. Maybe your room normally smells like fish, but you only notice when you've been away.

>> No.8670917

>>8670801
yeah she usually leaves my room when I enter the house, and my always neatly arranged blankets are warm and messed up.
One time the door wasn't locked properly and she didn't hear me enter, I heard "flick flick flick" and silent moans coming from my room. I just sighed, went back down and shut the door loudly in order to avoid the awkwardness.

>> No.8670934

>>8670917
You should walk in with your dick out, to gauge her reaction.

>> No.8670939

>>8670917
Well, we know she has a fishy vagina, but is she good looking at least?

>> No.8670966

My sister walks around the house naked all day long.
It's disgusting, man.

>> No.8670968

>>8670966
How old is she?

>> No.8670973

>>8670968
7

>> No.8670979

>>8670934
this

also eat out her anus

>> No.8670988

>>8670973
I am sure this isnt the anon i am talking to but you dont deserve her.

I should have her

>> No.8670992

>>8670939
she's not ugly, but unattractive to me and she's freaking 25, that's way past expiration date
>>8670973
duuude.

>> No.8670997

my sister's dead you douche

>> No.8670994

>>8670992
Perfect kurisumasuケーキ.

>> No.8671002

>>8670997
then what is she doing in your room, cosplaying?

are you a necrophiliac?

>> No.8671005

>>8670968
Almost 17. Too old, annoying and unnatractive to me so all there's left is digust.
Having an actual 3dpd sister is nowhere near otaku singleton's dreams.

>> No.8671009

>>8670992
>25
>past your expiration date
Yeah, fuck you.

Also, why is she still living at home? Or are you sharing a place after you moved out?

>> No.8671012

>>8671005
I beg to differ when I had a sister I thought about doing sexual things to her

>> No.8671013

Bad thread. It was somewhat entertaining for the first 20 posts yesterday.

No need to bump it anymore. Quality control my friends.

>> No.8671016

>>8671013
You keep posting that...

>> No.8671021
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8671021

TEAM 4CHAN
Y U NO DELETE THREAD

>> No.8671020

>>8671012
Did you still think like that after masturbation?
That's just your natural urges beyond control, otherwise it is annoying.

>> No.8671027

My sister's like 9 years old.

"What the fuck."

>> No.8671031

>>8671021

Don't do that.

>> No.8671036

>>8671009
she's doing a lot of pointless shit, she has master's in political science and now she's studying german. We both still live with parents.
And I consider every female 13+ old.

>> No.8671050

>>8671036
Did she just start schlicking in your room recently after she lost her boyfriend or something, or was she always incestuous?

>> No.8671083

>>8671050
first time I noticed was around 5 years ago, I doubt she has any love issues, since she changes boyfriends every 2 months or so.

>> No.8671091

>>8670757
You're not a very supportive onee-sama!

>> No.8671099

>>8671083
Maybe she just doesn't want to mess her own room up. In that case, you could confront her.

>> No.8671106

>>8671083
None of them can replace her brother.

>> No.8671177

I have 2 sisters, I'll refer to them as sister A and B for simplicity.
I despise 3D women, but I have some sort of a complex to sister A. I cannot imagine myself actually having sex with any 3D woman other than her.

Now don't get me wrong, I hate both my sisters, sister A even more than sister B. But I've had dreams in which I have sex with sister A, and she's very accepting of it in the dream.
Of course they're just dreams so I don't have much else to go on than that.

Long story short, if my sister was in my bed like that and didn't react surprised to me entering the room, I'd fuck her senseless.

>> No.8671339

>>8671099
her room is such a gigantic mess that I don't even want to come near it. Her wardrobe is usually empty, because all of her clothes are scattered on the ground. She doesn't bring any silverware/plates back to the kitchen, let alone washing it, so eventually someone (read: me) has to go and pick it up. That stench of decomposed food and fish makes me nauseous.

>> No.8671761

>>8671009
fujoshi detected

>> No.8671762

>>8671761
subhum/a/n /v/irgin detected

>> No.8671771

>>8671339
Maybe she hates her own room for that kind of activity.

>> No.8671777

>>8671339
Perhaps she gets aroused from your scent.
That would explain the blankets being messed up.

>> No.8671781

>>8671339
You really should put up a webcam in your room and get some motion detector software for it.

>> No.8671784

Wonder how I forgot I had a sister.

>> No.8671799

My sister has been dead for 20 years.

>> No.8671816

>>8671799
Why does this make me hard?

>> No.8672308

>>8671339
so she's a trueneet?

>> No.8672551

I'd ask her why shes wearing my stockings! And to give them back immediately and leave me alone.

>> No.8672592

I'd ask her if her arms are okay, since she hurt them pretty badly a while ago. Maybe that's why she's in that pose.

I'm not that crazy of a deviant that I'd act out this stuff on 3D. 3D has to wait for the right one~

>> No.8672910

>>8672592
How did she hurt them? Portal attempt?

>> No.8673449

Honestly I probably wouldn't be able to control myself and I would impregnate her.

>> No.8673480

>/jp/ in a nutshell

>> No.8673839

>>8673480
>O'Reilly publishing

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