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On a scale from 1-10, how interested would you be in watching a stream of someone reading & posting on /jp/?

>> No.8658513

10

>> No.8658523

Yes.

>> No.8658529

depends on the voice.

Female voice, it's an 11 on the scale. Male voice, I could just read /jp/ myself.


I also don't want any other /jp/ers to hit on the female narrator though and keep her to myself, so It's a tough choice. Depends if I get there first to snatch their love.

>> No.8658535

>>8658529
>Female voice, it's an 11 on the scale.
get a load of this faggot

>> No.8658536

>>8658529
> Female voice, it's an 11 on the scale.

Why? ... Hey, sparky4 should do a stream. She's great at /jp/ing.

>> No.8658540

>>8658529
or love their snatch

>> No.8658541

>>8658535
>>8658536
To masturbate of course. I'd post naughty things on /jp/ and she'd have to read them.

>> No.8658543

>>8658540
Both of course. I'd need to be the first to conquer all the milestones.

>> No.8658544

>>8658541
like what?

>> No.8658546

Throw in an exaggerated Slavic accent and it'd be an easy 8.

Otherwise, completely not interested.

>> No.8658549

>>8658544
Erotic stories with my name in them. If she gets nervous or awkward while reading them it's even better.

Preferably with touhous.

>> No.8658550

NINE BALL xD...but fuck man not tonight, I'm busy.

>> No.8658553

That might actually be interesting.

>> No.8658554

That sounds like its pretty high on the list of most boring things to do, and if you talk/comment with voice then you're an attention-whore and thus must leave /jp/

>> No.8658561

>>8658554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIMiVIP2tM

>> No.8658562

What do we do when /jp/ grinds to a halt because everyone is busy watching the /jp/ stream?

>> No.8658572

Shitpost as quickly and as hardcore as you can until you get banned. Make it a weekly Sunday ritual.

>> No.8658578

>>8658562
...shoot them. That's what you yanks do best, isn't it?

>> No.8658581

>>8658562
I don't intend on making it public, only the IRC folks will know.

>> No.8658588
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8658588

>>8658581
>IRC

>> No.8658592

>>8658588
>88
SEIG HEIL MEIN FUHRER

>> No.8658594
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8658594

>>8658581
>IRC

>> No.8658597

>>8658581
Why bother with this thread then?

>> No.8658596

10. I feed on the insanity.

>> No.8658601

>>8658511

-1/10

now if you you play some tohou related games or a VN that'd be 20/10

I really want to see the PCB or PC-98 stuff

>> No.8658611

10/10

ive always wondered what some one else does when they are on /jp/. like if they just stare at one or two threads waiting for some one to post something or if they comment on every thread on the front page and have 100 tabs open.

>> No.8658627

>>8658611
Its not like you can make a metathread about it, though you'd ahve to sort through 10 bullshit posts to find anything honest.

I'm personally something like the latter, I have 20 tabs open but I only ever post in one of them

>> No.8658638

Do you mean streaming the screen or streaming the poster? If it's just the screen, it's already been done.

>> No.8658649

>>8658627
>>8658611

I tend to have about 10-15 tabs open and post in about half of them. I wait, and check each of them periodically, and post again if the conversation develops and I have something to contribute.

>> No.8658655

Only if it's over-the-shoulder POV, otherwise no, I don't want to watch some guy's face.

>> No.8658665

I have a better idea. How about a /jp/ masturbation station?

We can all join a stickcam group and set a selected reading material. We all fap to the same things, and listen to each other breathe over the microphone. If you feel like also streaming yourself masturbate, that's okay too. Afterwards (or before) we can discuss masturbation techniques and what we think about each others penises...

>> No.8658669

>>8658665

How lewd. As a fair /jp/ maiden I could never be so crass.

>> No.8658674

>>8658665
How about you go on down and do that in /soc/, that has no place here.

>> No.8658678

>>8658674
B-but I only want your penis /jp/!!!!

>> No.8658679

>>8658665
I can think of no better way to lower my opinion of myself.

>> No.8658686

>>8658679
I did it once and the feeling passes in a day or two.

>> No.8658692

>>8658678
Then ask for /jp/ cock in /soc/ bud, topics must be kept in their proper places.

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8658705

>>8658692
It's not the same. I want to love you so badly anon. I want to caress you and tell you everything will be okay and there is no reason to be sad, as we rub penises together and kiss passionately.

That is my deepest desire.

>> No.8658706

>>8658692

I highly doubt more than a handful (if any) /jp/ers post in /soc/.

>> No.8658709

>>8658705
sluts must leave immediately

>> No.8658712

>>8658709
I'm not a slut. It's love. I love /jp/, I want to marry it.

>> No.8658710

>>8658705
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>> No.8658718

>>8658665

>> No.8658736

>>8658665

this sounds like great fun. a giant circle jerk.

imagine hearing that fap fap fap sound reverberate.

reading material might not even be necesessary everyone could fap to the

>> No.8658748

>>8658736
Yesterday I was thinking about /jp/ while masturbating. I came so hard on my chest, I could hear splashing sounds of cum and that made me cum even harder. Not to exaggerate, but that must have been like half a cup of cum.

>> No.8661276

bumping so the other side of the world sees

>> No.8661302

7/10

But be ready to kill it if the going gets too cancerous.

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