/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

i cant live off my mom forever /jp/. What are some jobs i can get that dont require any job experience? How do you make your money jaypee? I'm sure im not the only one in this boat right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650766
>i cant live off my mom forever
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650772
i dont want to be a burden for her. I've been doing it for too long. Plus i need to fap naked in my living room with my butt plugs and loli onaholes without the fear of someone walking in on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650772
Some of us don't tale suicide as an option for everything, and obviously our parents aren't going to live forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650772

Invest in life insurance, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Sell RSGP off PA on RuneScape.

http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=849130

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650790
Sounds pretty cool, but i dont have enough time for that.

[≦(￣^￣)≧ !!x+mnmrU0sW+ No.]

See if there's any fast food or grocery store in walking distance (because a car is expensive as fuck). They take idiots with no skills in particular, and they'll at least pay enough for a single man to live off of. If you get the cheapest apartment possible and spend your money like a miserly bitch, minimum wage will get you by and you'll have at least 8 hours a day to play eroge or whatever.

No, it's not exactly a nice way to live, but if you're not willing to go to college and can't mooch off your parents, it's probably your only choice. I did it for a while before college and it's not as bad as it seems. Only problem is you have to go outside and interact with people.

[Anonymous No.]

you're probably young enough , having no experience shouldn't be that much of a problem for most menial jobs

[Anonymous No.]

Move out of the US and into a country with welfare out the ass like Finland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650797
Work night shifts. It pays more and everyone else that does it is an antisocial faggot and/or is nearing insanity, so you don't have to pretend to be sociable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650802
>>8650797
you're both right.

I'm going go out today and apply like there is no tomorrow.

[~SHOWA~ No.]

>looks at the nature of OP's post
>looks at the nature of other's posts

But /jp/ still argues there's nothing wrong with them at the slightest.
How can you want a voice in society but not even contribute to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650815
>How can you want a voice in society
Who ever claimed such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650815
Who are you quoting, you faggot?

[~SHOWA~ No.]

>>8650819
Don't act like previous posts on this board advocating pedophilia never existed.
Especially in the midst of the conviction of that weeapedo Thaddeus Mcmichael

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650808

And then not get a job because you're a 20 something year old homebody with no experience, in a shit economy. It doesn't matter if they're entry level jobs or not.

Try a temp agency, you'll pretty much be guaranteed employment of the worst kind unless you're a druggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650823
Take your shit and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650823
The only actual pedophile who regularly posts here is Investment Banker.

Which is not only hated by the rest of the board, but may also be an actual investment banker for all we know. Go figure this out.

[Anonymous No.]

I am living with a friend instead of my parents and it's stressful not having any money. He's not obligated by familial ties to keep supporting me.

If I start to bother him the only thing keeping me here will likely be pity.

I really want to start earning money, just so I can ease my mind a little bit. Just enough to afford a bus ticket or something, I don't know. I don't want to be shit out of luck some day...

[Anonymous No.]

Also try clinical trials guy's they general pay pretty well for not all that much time.

[~SHOWA~ No.]

>>8650827
Not until I'm finished administering chemo.

[Anonymous No.]

It's okay my real life hasn't started yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650846

[~SHOWA~ No.]

>>8650828
Posts advocating pedophilia are done by anon most of the time not any particular cancerous tripfag or namefag.

These same kinds of rights are also requested by those dumb enough to believe that lolicon should be morally accepted because most of its pedophile viewers are only into "2d" works (which mcmichael proven to be wrong)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650835
it'll be okay Anon! All you have to do is go out and try your best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650859
Go to bed, Showa.

No one cares.

Go back to /b/ and preach to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm applying to a local health co-op where my dad would be my manager. A couple of my childhood idols work there too and said they'd give character references. It's a good job with moderate pay and few requirements. I hope this helps, OP.

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

Go to any grocery store or a factory, they always hire all kinds of people.

And dont even try to complain that these jobs are boring or hard, job dont have that benefit now.

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

>>8650884
*You dont have that benefit now.

and dont forget to take it easy, ok?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it even possible to get a job when you haven't got internet, nor a phone at home?

[~SHOWA~ No.]

>>8650864
Due to /b/'s mainstreamness its firmly within my beliefs that people who post there are sure of a hell less helpless than the casuals here.

why don't you go back to >>>/a/ with your sage shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650904

Yep. Just tough as hell, assuming you're about as useless as /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650845
But suicide is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650903
>why don't you go back to >>>/a/ with your sage shitposting?

http://archive.foolz.us/a/search/tripcode/!umadVa8M4k%20/order/desc/

[~SHOWA~ No.]

>>8650916
Sup Suigin! why aren't you posting under your trip?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry guys, as soon as I hit the lottery, I'll let you all live in my mansion for free.

[Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb No.]

>>8650937
I love you anon

[yRANN !!mU4gUljJOLC No.]

>>8650930
What's your problem, bro. Why can't we all just get along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650937
I would love your forever...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650937
will you really

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650947
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Why not get some job training then apply? Become a plumber or something. That is what I plan to do once I must work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650937
Dude don't steal my life plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650954
Are you gonna fuck all the MILFs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650962
He will leave no MILF unfucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650962
I doubt they would want me. Even the unattractive ones
;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650975
Shave, neaten yourself up, wear half-decent clothing, work out, and they'll drip all over you.
You don't have to be perfect, just kinda muscley.

[~SHOWA~ No.]

>>8650976
>*foolz.us
>>>/a/

[~SHOWA~ No.]

>>8650930
>fools.us
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650953
>>8650937
why are we not all trying to win the lottery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650975
Tell them you can 1cc Touhou.

Bitches will be all over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650977
There's a reason people call it the stupidity tax.

[Anonymous No.]

HIDE ~SHOWA~ THREADS

IGNORE ~SHOWA~ POSTS

DO NOT RESPOND TO ~SHOWA~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650979
Shouldn't expect /jp/ to take care of themselves. Half of the board still lives with their parents

[yRаn !mHBuhWvEhs No.]

>>8650988
Leave Showa alone, he's a nice person.

[Anonymous No.]

I just asked my dad to ask one of his friends, and bam! I had a job, no experience required. So my advice is to look for someone to hook you up before taking the scenic route up from the bottom.
Technically I still have to finish getting my GED before I can officially be on the payroll (fuckers split the tests up prolonging my agony).

Good luck, OP!

[~SHOWA~ No.]

>>8650988
Suggest you do the same then.

>>8651030
Wow, a GED?
Weeaboo literature is such a good way to cloak the fact that beyond the internet you're all the socially inept sons whose burdens would result in the suicide of your mothers in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651083
Your intended insult falls short since the mother-suicide thing you mentioned simply doesn't happen in Japan.

[yRANN !!mU4gUljJOLC No.]

>>8651126
You're such a tool, it's simply unreal. You can't even defend your arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

I've recently considered the possibility of opening a bubble tea kiosk/novelty drink stand at my university. No actual tangible effort has gone into this endeavor and I'm convinced the idea will not proceed beyond the musing/contingency planning stage. Startup is reasonably low and the business plan itself seems hypothetically auspicious but I fear my propensity for inaction will ensure nothing ever transpires. Does /jp/ have any business anecdotes that will serve to further demotivate me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651139

Stop samefagging, showa.

[~SHOWA~ No.]

I bet I'd rape you guys in Hisoutensoku.

Bring it, bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

Retail is probably your best bet seeing as you don't really need experience and the hours are ideal for someone who just wants to fool around at home most of the day.

If you want something more substantial you could try substitute teaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651139
I pointed out that your description of Japan was inaccurate. Your post didn't contain any sort of argument that had to be responded to in the first place; take out the insult and nothing remains.

[SHOWA !umadVa8M4k No.]

>>8651194
1/10

[yRANN !!mU4gUljJOLC No.]

>>8651192
I think that you confused me with Showa, fucktard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651218
Oh no.

[Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE No.]

>>8651194
You best be able to host or have hamachi.
You brought up the wrong topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651168
I like the idea of starting my own business as well. I just worry that I have no real concept of what normal people would actually support. There are so many things that do well I can't understand and so many things lacking in the area where I live that seem would be obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651298

Business regulations prevent you from setting up a stand or some shit too. It's a pain in the ass unless you live in India or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Find an old lady and do odd jobs for her. It's nothing but if you save up while you parasite off your parents, it'll build up a little. If you get the right personality, she'll even feed you. You'll be sort of like a butler. You like maids right? It's sort of the same thing,

[Anonymous No.]

Norway has loads of unskilled jobs that the natives are too lazy to do.
You can peel bananas for €17/h, you have to compete with Swedes and various eastern europeans though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651453
You forgot to mention that a banana probably costs around 17€ a piece in a store.

[Anonymous No.]

Mailman is a job ive alwas considered. You make a fair amount but you are getting exorcise and you get payed for the full day if you finish your route fast. Im not shure of the requirements though, but im sure their not that bad if there are any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651494
Nah if you prepare your own food you can live cheaply in Norway, besides as a non-national you pay less tax too.
What is expensive in Norway is service stuff, like eating out because the waiters are paid the same decent salaries.
Also alcohol and tobacco and such as the government has put loads of extra tax on it in hopes to make people more healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651509
All the mail carriers where I live are foreigners who barely speak English. I doubt there are many requirements beyond being able to walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651030
what kind of job did he find you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651516
>Also alcohol
isn't that pretty much a requirement when you live in Snoreway?

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

I work for a local call center that allows me to work from home. I set up a coffee table next to a beanbag chair as my office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651550
That's up to you. I don't smoke and rarely drink so I'm doing fine on just basic student loans alone, in fact I can barely spend it all, maybe I should invest it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651509
Seems like a decent job unless you get stuck delivering to a bad neighborhood. I wonder how they decide such things.

I'm currently working a job (research engineer) that I like and feel has some value to society, but I'm questioning if it is worth only having 3-4 hours of free time after work. I don't like that I am basically living for nothing but the weekends with no time to accomplish anything outside of work. I very well may consider doing something that gives me less money if it means having the time to enjoy my life. It would be ideal if I could simply just work shorter hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651168
I'd really like to open up a manga/media cafe. I know there were a few in the states who closed down or changed business models, but Asian culture is very prominent where I live (Hawaii), so I think it could work. I know nothing about how to run a business but I'm considering majoring in entrepreneurship. My backup plan is getting a MLS and joining the /jp/ library crew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651611
>My backup plan is getting a MLS and joining the /jp/ library crew.

Every other member of my family is a librarian and they say that the value of a specialized degree drops more each year because of cost-cutting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651453

How is Norway when it comes to loli laws? Since it's in Europe I'm guessing I'll be put to death if I so much as look at a 2D loli.

[Anonymous No.]

I really don't want to work almost everyday with only 8 hours or less as home time.

Is there work that's irregular and not so tightly schedule bound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651957
It's not even the fact that 8 hours are long, it's the fact that the time you spent idling on the computer will be heavily limited, right?

[Anonymous No.]

professional cocksucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651966
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651966
*spend, *at
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651957
Work really sucks, but on the bright side, you'll value your time at home a lot more. And if you can find a cheap enough place, you can even live on your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651994
I don't want to do things that suck, I want to just take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650766

If your a compassionate and patient person then my advice would be to look into a three month course to become certified as a CNA, the classes and tests are usually pretty easy, and there's a need for CNAs in general, especially male CNAs.

In the period while you're taking your classes, and waiting to get certified then volunteer in various health and long-term care facilities such as Hospice, Nursing Home, Assisted Care Facilities, etc. If you play your cards right, you'll have a job lined up for you automatically.

I have a starting pay of $10 an hour working as a CNA in an Assisted Care Facility, working in an acute care setting they usually have pay of $14 an hour.

It's definitely not for everyone, but I would recommend it for four reasons:

1) Working in any health care type setting is generally very secure.
2) Not difficult to become certified, the courses and the certification exam may hold you back a few hundred dollars.
3) Tons of places are constantly seeking CNAs, the fact that you're a male will greatly help in your advantage.
4) The satisfaction you would receive from helping and caring for others.

[Anonymous No.]

Join the air force. All I do is take is easy. Unless i get deployed, I'n which case I take it easy overseas and get extra money.

Air force deployment locations are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652047
Whats it like?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know, OP. I'm still a leech ;_;

I could probably benefit from disability or something, but that's probably not the right path.

Bad end. I can see it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652047
I've looked into joining the air force, but they don't take you unless you have a high school diploma. Hell, I don't even have my GED yet. Only thing I'd be good for is to be cannon fodder for the army or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8651764
There is some vague law text that says it's illegal but it's not been tried in court before and I've not heard of anyone being arrested for drawings either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8650790
I used to sell runescape mils for $50 each no joke back when I was in middle school
$20~$40 each on ebay until they banned the hell out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652015

How much does being a CNA pay? It seems like one of the few white-collar jobs that being a man is a benefit in.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel really bad for living on welfare but I seriously can't work. I'm not entitled to a normal life as I'm not a normal human being, and I don't mean that in the "unique snowflake" sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652160

That's the kind of condition autism money is for

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652147

I get paid $10 an hour, which isn't too bad considering I had no experience in the field and it's my first job.

Working in a Hospital you usually get paid $14 an hour.

I would highly recommend getting certified before becoming a CNA, because they would start you off on a higher wage. If you applied for a job as a CNA before becoming certified, they would probably start you at around $8.00 an hour.

The pay isn't the best, but I mainly do it because I get sanctification for helping out others, and I plan to go to school to become an RN in the future. Being a CNA seemed like a logical place to start.

It's real easy to get certified, you take a three month course and perform a few skills such as bedmaking or feeding a client on the exam. Most facilities are understaffed and a job is almost guaranteed after you become certified.