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OK /jp/, I need you to be completely serious about this, because it's important.

Which Touhou would you engage in sexual intercourse with?

>> No.8644872

Yoshika Miyako, gotta love dem dead chicks

>> No.8644875
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Anyone but Kaguya is fine.

>> No.8644878

>>8644875
Fuck you!

>> No.8644904

>>8644852
Good question. I have to think about it.

>> No.8644910
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Youmu, Rumia, any of the fairies, and Wriggle. Especially Wriggle.

>> No.8644915
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8644915

pic related for me

>> No.8644922

Source?

>> No.8644930

>>8644922
Boku no shut up.

>> No.8644934
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>>8644852
Any of the older mature ones, PC-98 and Watatsukis included.

>>8644922
>source
On? And have you already tried IQDB/ExHentai/Saucenao/Google image search?

>> No.8644944

None of them. I rage-fapped to Hong Meiling once after repetitively dying in her stage and felt so terrible afterwards I nearly vomitted. Never fapped to Touhou characters again and I don't want to know about their sexuality.

>> No.8644955

>>8644944
Well why did you have to fap to the manliest?

>> No.8644964

Yuuka, Yukari, Suwako and Sanae would probably suck your souls and crush your pelvis if you chose them.

>> No.8644972

>>8644934
She has two of the same side feet.

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8644977

'Tis an interesting question. It would have to be (a) someone hot, (b) some I actually care about, (c) someone from whom the act would not be defiling them, (d) someone who wouldn't kill me in the process, and (e) someone with whom having sex would not make either of us feel bad for the other afterward.

Which...kinda narrows it down to just Yamame, I guess. So her.

>>8644875

'sup Mokou

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8644986

Actually it also leaves Miko now that I think about it.

>> No.8644991

Sakuya but only if she dresses me with her maid clothes.

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8644994

Sakuya of course!

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8645005

The one and only.

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>>8644977
Future spider food you are.

>>8644964
They aren't those monster snu-snu women.

>> No.8645014

>Which Touhou would you engage in sexual intercourse with?
all of them

which ones i would prefer?
mokou, satori, patchouli, suika, nazrin, tewi, suwako, cirno, star sapphire, aya, okuu, komachi, yamame
(no particular order)

>> No.8645016

>>8644994

Where is that gif from?

>> No.8645022

>>8644964

>Yukari

WORTH IT!

>> No.8645024

>>8645014

>suika,tewi,aya

I don't even know dis nigga and I like him

>> No.8645038

Cirno.

>> No.8645041
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>Which 2hu fug?

>> No.8645046

Reimu's right armpit.

>> No.8645055
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8645055

Kanako. I wouldn't even necessarily need to "fug" her, either. I'd just like to bury my head in her bosom and have her stroke my hair while telling me that everything is going to be okay. Maybe we could watch some old movies together and cuddle or w/e, I don't know.

>> No.8645056

All female Touhous

>> No.8645060

All non-animal touhou

>> No.8645071

All non-lesbian touhous

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>>8645071

>> No.8645085

>>8644977
Enjoy waking up in the morning with a legion of tiny Yamame's eating their way out of your intestines.

>> No.8645093

None of them, because I'm too beta. You asked me to be serious, here I am. I would be too terrified to engage in sexual intercourse.

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