/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Tokiko No.]

Blank white wall, doorway
for unseen shapes and creatures.
Don't turn off the lights.

[Anonymous No.]

[EL HOMURO No.]

>>8644104

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia, Flan.
Two figures in front of me.
They are very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8644107

[Tokiko No.]

>>8644109
Not very paranormal, guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8644116
Fool, their cuteness is out of this world.

[Anonymous No.]

Pablo Picasso
Stands over my keyboard with
Music in his eyes

[Anonymous No.]

My door is in blue
The keys hanging to the lock
Then a ghost eats me

[Anonymous No.]

A scary window
Curtains drawn, the lights are on
WATCH OUT A MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

Blinds cover window
Can they see my lolicon?
I sure hope they don't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8644126
how tall is pablo picasso????????

[Anonymous No.]

Even though I'm sure no one would make a mistake I can't help but count the syllables.

[Anonymous No.]

Old CRT monitor
Hooked up to my threesixty
Colours are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8644166

I am terrible with measurements. Care to look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8644202

Alright, that's creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

darkness all around can't see shit
maybe i will kill myself
and rape you in the night

[Anonymous No.]

Microwave and fridge
Just what secrets lie within?
I'd rather not say

[Anonymous No.]

I is a faggot
So is you
Blood is read
Violence is coo

[Anonymous No.]

Divine textbook,
Structure, Interpretation,
eval and apply

[Nanaya !yrBrqfF1Ew No.]

I'm terrible with words. Have a picture instead.

Two ceremonial swords and a towel on the wall that I use as my spit wall. I don't think anything paranormal can come out of that.

[Anonymous No.]

Striped wallpaper
Like bars
Keep me in, them away

[Anonymous No.]

>>8644965
Obviously some sort of hideous spit ghost is going to take those swords as soon as it manifests and rape you to death with them in all holes while you sleep.

How can you sleep near that, knowing this is true?

[Anonymous No.]

Jizz-filled bed,
The stench of semen in the air,
Watch out for ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

Cream painted wall here.
Blank with a couple of stains.
Just like my whole life.

[Anonymous No.]

Vic Viper Blue
Laser lights
glue is cold

[Anonymous No.]

Straight long lamp
up in your tight ass
feels so good

[Anonymous No.]

Lotion on the left
Heal my brittle flesh in need
for unseemly acts

[Anonymous No.]

Soft and long pillow
in my bed with picture of anime girl
she becomes real

[Anonymous No.]

Some kind of bottle
The label says ginger beer
But I know it's piss

[Anonymous No.]

Gentoo Linux CD
Stallman interjects the moment
It's called GNU/Linux

[Anonymous No.]

CD green like text
>madoka a shit XD
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Wall with semen stains
Plastered with my special brew
Sticky to the touch

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny bookshelf
Carrying tens of thousands of pages
Yet those shelves will never hold enough.

...Not very paranormal and not very haiku. Let me try looking to my right.

Rumblepad2, always plugged
You make noises every night
No moving parts.

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Smelly wall closet
As I gaze into you a
skeleton jumps out

[Anonymous No.]

Sheets on bed for night.
Covering your body tight.
From below it bites.

[­­­­­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

>>8645051
XD is one syllable dumpass

[Anonymous No.]

Air conditioner, not functioning
Trees blowing outside, forebodingly
Don't want to go out.

[Anonymous No.]

Bottle of water
silent companion of mine
tell me your secrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>8645101
ichsdi

[Anonymous No.]

Ruffled blankets are
Hiding a huge army of
Ghost tarantulas

[Anonymous No.]

Lavelamp so green.
Sticky fluids writhe within.
Burning to the touch.

[Anonymous No.]

Dolls stares at me.
Is my soul being eaten ?
Not going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Silent psp
waiting for that day it comes
white noise awaits for.

[No.]

You jar of pickles
he said mother played with them
I was a kid and doubted

[Anonymous No.]

"PACE" flag on wall
always to remind me that
I am a commie

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, bottle of booze
Why must you obsess me so?
A skeleton comes

[Anonymous No.]

black humming boxes
the sound of power changing
they are very hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>8645225
dear internet friend
indeed you are not a commie
just a big faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Dreadful friend of mine
Sweet fragrance of solitude
Why must I drink you

[Anonymous No.]

>>8645241
I know, dear friend
Yet, a faggot on 4chan
I feel right at home

[­­­­­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

Most of these aren't haikus
fffffags

[Anonymous No.]

Homework, on the floor
Why do you stare at me creepily?
Do it faggot instead of posting on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8645258
If you suck my cock
i'd let you cum inside me
but no homo dude

[Anonymous No.]

Fan, Creating wind
Winding, Turning, Spinning
Time to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8645506
I fucked up. dont laugh at me jp plz i cant take it

[Anonymous No.]

My shiny, cold friend
even dull, you cut unpure flesh
soon i will not be

[Anonymous No.]

An iM@S poster
bought when lived in Japan
before anime

[Anonymous No.]

Empty can of beer
Withdrawal symptoms starting
Hope you like lizards

[Anonymous No.]

A small figure sits
Yamame on the ceiling
I'm already dead

[Karai Pantsu No.]

The door sits ajar.
I remember it closed. So,
Guess no sleep tonite.

[Anonymous No.]

eight drawers stacked high
it just mocks my short stature
I now scratch my balls

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is an haiku?

[Anonymous No.]

Martini Henrys
Ward off angry Zulu ghoasts
Get out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

The camera sits
Waiting for souls to feed on
It can not be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

不幸です
ミラーを見ます
馬鹿外人

[Anonymous No.]

touch lamp on my stand
lights up without my presence
but then who was hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8648731
Fuck! Too many morae on that last line.