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8639563 No.8639563 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/, I can't thank you enough. Best orgasm of my fucking life. Bought it, found a bathroom, stuck it in, hopped on the train, and had awesome times all the way home. Shit was so intense I could barely stand up when I finally got to my stop. I'm just glad it's at the end of the line and the car was empty by the time I got there.

>> No.8639576

>>8639563
...i can't tell if that's a dildo device or something you ram up your pooper...

>> No.8639578

>>8639576
Ask your parents.

>> No.8639580

Best thread in /jp/.

>> No.8639584

No way did you have THAT toy in your butt during a train ride.
Sitting down with that toy up your butt is not comfortable at all.

Also make sure to buy a proper dildo with a powerful vibrator+suctioncup so you can place it on a wall or something to ride it, also they feel much much better.

>> No.8639594

I just came in here to see if anyone cared about Kotonoha's Husbando, but you guys are sick fucks. 20% more so that /mlp/, /g/, /b/, /co/, and /a/ combined.

>> No.8639604 [SPOILER] 
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>>8639584
Feels good man.jpg

>> No.8639609

Reported for viral marketing

>> No.8639612
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8639612

It took me 5 refreshes of the front page to realize that wasn't a Wiimote.

>> No.8639620

Can you use this to orgasm from your prostate?

>> No.8639625

>>8639620
Yes.

>> No.8639630

>>8639620
How the fuck do you orgasm from your prostate?
And wouldn't ramming a dildo up your ass for extended periods of time just to tickle your prostate just damage it in the long run?

>> No.8639633

>>8639625
But I have a vagina.

>> No.8639638

This reminds me that I haven't bought a new onahole yet this year. I've been unlucky and lazy about getting money this year. I usually have atleast $50-$100 extra to spend on an onahole or two with lube every year around this time.

>> No.8639640
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8639640

>>8639604
That thing looks amazing.. Where can i buy one?..

>> No.8639643

I doubt you could sit through the whole way without reeking of seamen, and that little back hook woulds tick out.

>> No.8639646

>>8639638
Just buy some tenga eggs and wash them like you're supposed to.

>> No.8639655

>>8639604
That's kind of gay.

>> No.8639656

>>8639630
Just google it if you dont know, unless you assfuck yourself really hard with a sharp object you should not be able to damage anything.

>> No.8639663

>>8639646
I like buying more substantial onaholes and I like the process of looking through hundreds of them before making my selection along with some lube.

I've seen videos about how you use the eggs and it just seems like I could get something similar by masturbating with a latex glove.

>> No.8639666

>>8639656
wait, isn't excessive prostate fapping gonna lead to erectile dysfunction?

>> No.8639672

>>8639640
That one is called "Samson's swinging delight"
Its around 20cm so it may be a bit big for a first one, but its a good one~

>> No.8639699

>>8639584
It was a 40m ride. It actually wasn't so uncomfortable, provided I didn't put my whole weight down on the seat. I plan on getting a proper dildo at some point, but honestly, I found this to be better than the real thing.

>>8639620
>>8639630
Yes. Stick it in, tense rear muscles, the device moves accordingly to rub your prostate.

>>8639643
I only came once at the very end of the ride after everyone had gotten off the train. The motion of the train was quite distracting and the contractions needed for stimulation grew tiresome because of how long the trip was, so it became increasingly difficult to keep a good rhythm.

>> No.8639706

That feel when I'll probably never get a good orgasm like that.

>> No.8639721

/jp/ meetup, everyone insert one of these and then have a polite tea party

>> No.8639730
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8639730

>>8639604

>> No.8639735

>>8639604
Too realistic for me.

>> No.8639738

I honestly wish someone from /jp/ would fuck me.

>> No.8639760

>>8639757
Why wouldn't I?

>> No.8639757

>>8639738
Would you let him cum inside?

>> No.8639763

>>8639738
Sometimes I wish this too, but then I remember what 3D is like.

>> No.8639765
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8639765

>>8639735
Just get one of these.

>> No.8639770

>>8639763
I remember what 3D is like too, but I still want to do it. Then I fap and cum, and I don't want it anymore, for some reason.

>> No.8639778

>>8639760
So someone doesn't poz your neg butt?

>> No.8639782

>>8639778
...What?

>> No.8639783

>>8639763
We can do it in kig. No talking.

>> No.8639784
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8639784

I bought the Progasm.

I have had it for a few months but have yet to have a prostate orgasm with it. I always end up just masturbating and then yanking it out. The good thing is it definitely makes your orgasms feel more complete. You really feel drained and empty and at peace when you are done using it.

I once tried to leave the thing in overnight while I slept and I used water based lube. When I woke up the water basedlube has all absorbed into my body and my asshole and prostate were like dried to the aneros and yanking it out really hurt.

If you ever plan on leaving it in overnight, MAKE SURE TO USE SILICONE BASED LUBE

pic related it was my face yanking the biggest aneros they sell out of my dried-out ass with no lube

>> No.8639793
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8639793

>>8639604
disgusting...

>> No.8639799

>>8639778
ever since that "hurr poz neg" gay guy from /b/ came to /jp/ to shit the place up, the quality of this place was ruined after the neckbeards here learned a new term.

>> No.8639800

>>8639784
If you want a vibrator that you can just leave up there you could just buy one of those male chastity belt thingys, with the vibrator in the back.

You strap them on over your waist and in between your legs, that way you can get a vibrator up your butt that stays there and is comfortable to wear.

Easy for outside public hidden use as well.

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>>8639793
Dont bully! frig off!

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8639807

>>8639803
you frig off nerd
(me on right you on left)

>> No.8639812

>>8639799
i know you're a teenage sheltered retard, but any adults on /jp/ already knew about bug chasing.
>>8639793
speaking of sheltered retards. it's a plastic device for masturbation. hardly disgusting you juvenile shit. this isn't a board for children fuck off.

>> No.8639813
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8639813

>>8639803
you frig off nerd
(me on left you on right)

>> No.8639822

>>8639812
Why are you getting mad over a dildo?

>> No.8639825

>>8639812
>plastic device
They are usually made out of silicon or a form of jelly.
The more you know and all that.

>> No.8639827

>>8639825
Looks like we got a regular dildo expert here.

>> No.8639836
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8639836

>>8639812
fug u

>> No.8639838
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8639838

Can you really get aids from being cummed inside?

>> No.8639834

>>8639827
There seems to be a lot of those on /jp/. This board seems to have much more gays than others.

>> No.8639844

>>8639834
No gays, just female fujoshi and other little girls.
Well except satenanon who is bi-gaysexual.

>> No.8639851

>>8639834
You're wasting that hole by not putting anything in it

>> No.8639857

>>8639838
Uh, yes?

Not sure where you're coming from with this joke.

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>>8639822
i could careless about a dildo. the type of immature little retard who would say it's disgusting is too retarded to be posting on /jp/.
>>8639825
they're made out of all kinds of material "usually". including glass, plastic, rubber, and more. that particular one isn't plastic, but falling to semantics to show off the little you know is embarrassing.

>> No.8639854

>>8639851
Actually, I put pens in there rather often.

>> No.8639872

>>8639857
I thought that only happened from hetero intercourse.

>> No.8639888

>>8639872
Actually, gay intercourse spreads HIV around more easily. That's one reason why so many gays have AIDS.

>> No.8639891

>>8639888
That's a myth spread by gay haters and yo uknow it.

>> No.8639912

>masturbating in public

That's pretty awful, /jp/.

>> No.8639918

>>8639912
Some of the greatest geniuses in History did it.

>> No.8639927

>>8639912
>masturbating in public
>That's pretty awesome, /jp/.
ftfy

>> No.8639931

>>8639918
I'll grant you Pee-Wee Herman but at least he did it in a dark movie theater.

>> No.8639943

>>8639931
I was talking about Diogenes the Cynic. He actually did it in front of people, on the streets.

>> No.8639941

I've masturbated on the bus before through thing running shorts.
No one knew.

>> No.8639944

>>8639943
Is he the one who lived in a barrel?

>> No.8639946

>>8639944
Yup.

>> No.8639953

>>8639836
Am I the only one who wants to rape dontfuck-chan until she begs for more?

>> No.8639962

How can I tell if a /jp/er has aids before I let him inside me.

>> No.8639965

>>8639962

Ask him.

>> No.8639969

>>8639962
>implying a /jp/rt has ever had sex before
I think you are about 99.99% safe.

>> No.8639970

You will never find a kawaii /jp/sie to poz your neg butt :(
Satenanon onegai!

>> No.8639972

>>8639969
I've had unprotected sex with a stranger twice. He just sucked me off, though, and I didn't catch anything.

>> No.8639977

>>8639972
>I've had unprotected sex with a stranger twice.
>He just sucked me off
Blowjobs dont count as sex or a breach of virginity.

>> No.8639978

>>8639977
Awesome, that means I'm still pure.

>> No.8639983

>>8639969
You can get aids from your mother or from using used pot needles.

>> No.8639995

Women are so unlucky. We don't have that wonderful prostate. So if we want to fap with dildo we lose our virginity and become nasty used goods.

>> No.8640000

>That feel when gay masterrace

>> No.8640004

>>8640000
>>>/v/

>> No.8640013

Reporting every single post of this shit thread.

>> No.8640017
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8640017

>>8639953

>> No.8640025

>>8639953
I don't think that's how rape works, anon.

>> No.8640028
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8640028

Which neg 2hu would you stick your poz cock into and give the death fuk

>> No.8640035

>>8639953
She's a rapist herself. You can't rape her.

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>>8640028
>>8639970
>>8639778
same poster...

>> No.8640038

>>8640028
Kourin~

>> No.8640045

>>8639891
Well no, the intestinal tract easily absorbs viruses and other things, because that's what it's designed to do. There's a really thin blood-gut barrier. Your anti-viral defense there is pretty much zero.

>> No.8640051

>>8640042
Actually no, your new is showing.
Well done.

>> No.8640055
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8640055

>>8640035
no im not

>> No.8640062

>>8640055
You are a bully, so you are probably a poz rapist as well.
Frig off! /jp/ is for negz only!

>> No.8640064

>>8640051
Prove me wrong by deleting your posts
`.

>> No.8640071
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8640071

>>8640062
i am not a bully
calling people who arent bullies bullies is bullying so that makes you a bully

>> No.8640070

>>8640028
i'd death fuk you

>> No.8640073

>>8639563
What is it?

>> No.8640074
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8640074

Who CHASER here

>> No.8640083

>>8640074

chubby chaser?? no thanks!

>> No.8640084

>>8640074
/jp/ bug chaser here

>> No.8640092

Hello everyone I am a woman though I identify as a male lesbian. I sleep around a lot and I will happily admit to being a slut although slut is just another word for sexually liberated women. Speaking of women, gender pay gaps are horrible and women should get paid more because we can do jobs better than men. Anyway my question is, I want to divorce my husband and accuse him of raping me so I can get money. He treated me badly by having a circumcised penis and those are worse because fuck America, Europe is the best country. Also the Holocaust never happened and I hope Sharia law takes over the world. I feel the gay community of /jp/ would most know how I feel.

Please respond.

>> No.8640094

>>8640092
Pictures of your vagina please?

>> No.8640096
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8640096

Are you people homophobic or just trying to be funny?

>> No.8640100

>>8640096
I just want to shoot some negs up with my poz load

>> No.8640101

>>8640096
I actually wouldn't mind sucking a cock.

>> No.8640098

>>8640096
Both.

>> No.8640111

>>8640098
>>8640100
>>8640101
Well, be careful. There is a thin line between love and hate.
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-big-questions/201106/homophobic-men-most-aroused-gay-male-po
rn

>> No.8640112

>>8640096
>2012
>being homophobic
>not being a strong sexually liberated gay man
ISHYGDDT
GAY NEET PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>> No.8640155

Why did this thread get derailed into a gay thread?
You can dildo your ass without being a homo.

>> No.8640158

>>8640155
Because cocks are awesome.

>> No.8640163
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>>8640112
GAY NEET PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>> No.8640226

I want to suck a cock~

>> No.8640229
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8640229

>>8640155
>You can dildo your ass without being a homo.
I know people say this but I don't think you can. What could be more gay than having a phallic object up your ass? I say this as someone who has rammed many a phallic object up my ass. I don't like to admit it, but I am pretty gay.

>> No.8640234

>>8640229
Does masturbating make you homosexual?
It's pretty gay to have a fistful of cock you know.

>> No.8640240

>>8639612
Glad I'm not the only one.

>> No.8640241

>>8640234
Not when it's your own cock!

>> No.8640244

>>8640240
Took me 5 uses to realize my prostate massager is actually my little sister's wiimote.

>> No.8640246

>>8639738
>>8639757
>>8639760
>Unprotected sex with /jp/

Gonna have to decline. Frottage? Sure. Anal? Nah. I doubt anyone on /jp/ knows how to ride a cock properly anyway.

>> No.8640248

>>8640246
I can learn quickly!
;_;

>> No.8640262

/jp/ meetup

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=J9QHO-G759-&cont=y

>> No.8640265

So, you guys keep redirecting /jp/ related threads like VNs and idols to other boards, while you happily keep this /b/ level shit here. Good job you wonderful pieces of dogshit. Just delete this board already.

>> No.8640268

>>8640265
anal masturbation and being gay isn't /b/ level shit, child. head back to /b/ yourself since you're a retard who belongs there.

>> No.8640270

>>8640265
Sex toys, masturbation, and bi-curious discussion has always been /jp/ related.

>> No.8640273

>>>/hm/
>>>/hm/
>>>/hm/
GET IN THERE HOMU HOMU FAGS

>> No.8640274

/jp/ sex would be so awkward.

>Do it a little harder
>I don't know how.
>Sorry I came already
>Can I get a handjob then?
>I don't feel like it

>> No.8640278

>>8640273
No way. That place is gay.

>> No.8640279

>>8640268
I completely expected this post. Fuck off shitposter, this place isn't yours just because you've been here for 3 months. There are a lot of other boards for this, /b/, /adv/, /soc/, /y/, /cm/, /hm/.

>>8640270
No, not really. But I don't care about some thread, I can hide it, really. But it's amazing how everyone complains about metathreads, teach me Japanese threads, Saten threads or anime threads but not this. *Even those* are more /jp/ related than ramming dildos up your ass.

>> No.8640281

>>8639563
Am I the only person who at first saw a distorted female reproductive tract?

>> No.8640284

>>8640279 needs some tender love.

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