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8617149 No.8617149 [Reply] [Original]

watch closely, this will be you in 20 years.

>> No.8617152

Are you implying that isn't us now?

>> No.8617155

>>8617149
Don't you mean "look closely?"

>> No.8617153
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8617153

That's me right now.

>> No.8617154

I wonder if I'll be alive in 20 years.

>> No.8617156

>>8617154
None of us will be. Except for maybe OP. He'll probably be married with kids, and have a regular full-time job that pays $100k/year.

The poor bastard.

>> No.8617157

>>8617153
>not the gif I hoped for

>> No.8617163

>>8617156
At that point there's too much responsibility to even think about opening a portal to Gensokyo.

Enjoy your shitty life, OP.

>> No.8617166

>>8617154
A diet of frozen pizzas, hungry man dinners, arizona tea, pork brains in milk gravy, and mountain dew should keep me alive until I am 50-ish.

>> No.8617170

>>8617154
I'm expecting a heart attack before 30s.
The way I overreact at things and my generally unhealthy lifestyle...
Yeah, that won't last long.

>> No.8617172
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8617172

>wife cheats on me
>son became a male whore
>daughter beaten everyday by some asshole
>parents hate my guts
>decide to kill myself
>go to bar
>order poison drink
>sit at a lonely table and stare at the glass
>/jp/ storms in and gulps the poison in one go
>my face

>> No.8617176
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8617176

>>8617157
This? Because it's stupid, obvious, and poorly made.

>> No.8617177

>>8617154
I plan to kill myself after I run out of eroge to play. That should be roughly 4 or so years depending on how my reading speed progresses.

>> No.8617179

>>8617172
Greentexters don't deserve the sweet relief of death.

>> No.8617183

>>8617177
They will always make more eroge.

>> No.8617184

>>8617177
Just get more eroge. Live forever.

>> No.8617190

>>8617176
I opened that gif in another tab and forgot about it. Checked it a minute later, was wondering what I clicked to get that. Hilarious.

>> No.8617200
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8617200

i wanna be young forever

>> No.8617491

How he is lonely? He has his waifu with him. He is living the dream.

>> No.8617494
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8617494

That dude's hella awesome though.

>> No.8617526

>>8617491
The caption's about the other two dudes. They have to read shit and play with electronics because they don't have waifus to hold in their arms ;_;

>> No.8617566
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8617566

This is me now

>> No.8617589

>>8617566
Look at al those cunts observing.

>> No.8617612

>>8617589
They jellying

>> No.8617616

>>8617566

/jp/ meetup

>> No.8617625

>>8617156
>married with kids, and have a regular full-time job that pays $100k/year.

That actually sounds fucking terrible.

A job with that kind of pay + marriage with kids means he would have no free time to himself whatsoever. Not if he wants to keep the wife from divorcing him and running off with a nigger, and not if he wants the kids to be raised decently at all.

Imagine, 18 or so years of living like that. What a nightmare.

>> No.8617628

>>8617625
Welcome to normals.

>> No.8617633

>/jp/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BfKJY-y49k

>> No.8617640
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8617640

>>8617633

>> No.8617641 [SPOILER] 
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8617641

>>8617616
>Implying pic related wouldn't be a real /jp/ meetup.

>> No.8617648

>>8617633
I think her videos are true modern art

>> No.8617666

In 20 years we will be able to go outside and stand out in the crowd? I highly doubt that

>> No.8617672

>>8617648
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UTR-bHq2bU

>> No.8617676

>>8617177
you'll never become a wizard if you kill yourself. only the strong minded ones can. you have to live for a long time to become one, didn't bernkastel teach you anything?

if you just give up like that you'll at most end up as some level 1 monster.

>> No.8617974

>>8617625
>Not if he wants to keep the wife from divorcing him and running off with a nigger, and not if he wants the kids to be raised decently at all.
With that kind of salary and lack of time to spend with his family, his wife will run off with a nigger without even divorcing him.

>> No.8618216

>>8617974
Truly, we live in dark times.

>> No.8618226

>>8617170
Either this or I'll die of cancer on my fifties like half of my family did.

>> No.8618227

>>8617153
LOL they become more japanese as they become old as HELL xD

>> No.8618233

>>8618226
LOL YOUR FAMILY DIED OF CANCER

>> No.8618230
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8618230

>>8618227
I bet you are almost japanese with all the semen you have swallowed!

>> No.8618239
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8618239

>>8618230
I'M NO WHERE IN HELL CLOSE TO BEING JAPANESE CUZ I NEVER SUCKED NO DICKS

>> No.8618250

>>8618239
WE HAVE A HELLA LOT OF EVIDENCE TO PROVE OTHERWISE

>> No.8618256

>>8617149
It can't be. That girl on the pillow is way too old. I won't fall this low.

>> No.8618303

>>8618230
That's an interesting hypothesis. Let me summarise:
1. Suck Japanese dicks
2. Swallow Japanese sperm
3. Japanese DNA is now inside you
4. ???
5. お前をもう日本人

>> No.8618306

>>8618239
I have lost count of how many times you have admitted to sucking +200 dicks, you bitch whore swine slut.

>> No.8618314
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8618314

>>8618306
>>8618250
shut the HELL up, no1 believes ur lies

>> No.8618327
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8618327

>>8618314
Why must you deny your true nature?

Lying is bad.

>> No.8618360

Joke's on you, that's already me right now.

>> No.8618416
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8618416

them all jelly

>> No.8618425

>20 years
2012 is the end of the world.

>> No.8618426
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8618426

>>8617149

Already have word from a decently reliable source concerning whose words are my "fremtid", thank you very much.

>> No.8618421

Is she still a waifu if she matches all the qualities of a waifu bar the fact that she's real?

ie idols, celebrities etc.

>> No.8618452

watch closely, this will be you at 30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEV63x096JA&feature=player_embedded

>> No.8618671

>>8618303
Didn't work for apple milkies or whatever the fuck her name was

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8618690

>>8617566
>>8618416
Look at all these whores faces realizing they've become obsolete.

>> No.8618696

>>8618421
Waifu needs to be 2D.

>> No.8618701

>>8618421
They're still 3D women at heart. Or the withered, crusty, blackened husk that they call a heart.

>> No.8618752

>>8617625
>Not if he wants to keep the wife from divorcing him and running off with a nigger

Nice generalization buddy. Just because you can't trust women doesn't mean there aren't trustworthy females out there.

>> No.8618779

>>8618752

hahaha no! Who ate the fruit of lies from the tree first? It was Eve. Women are born to not be trusted.

>> No.8618781

>>8618752
Trustworthiness has to do with women leaving well off guys to get their stuff. Not leaving poorfags because of the shit standard of living. (equally guys will often throw out women who spend all their money)

>> No.8618796

>>8618701

What about the 3D who put his or her withered, crusty, blackened husk of a heart into creating your beloved waifu?

>>8618781

Never expected to find a fundamentalist Christian fapping to cartoon girls and eschewing social contact in favor of an elaborate fantasy.

>>8618779

Unfortunately those types of people exist, but the gold-digger scenario is more prevalent because the male is generally considered the breadwinner (not so much nowadays, though).

>> No.8618800

>>8618781
>equally guys will often throw out women who spend all their money)

There's nothing selfish about removing leeches.

>> No.8618806

I'll be living in a place where I can ride public transportation with my dakimakura and no one looks twice?

All of a sudden I feel like there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

>> No.8618812

>Never expected to find a fundamentalist Christian fapping to cartoon girls and eschewing social contact in favor of an elaborate fantasy

sorry, was referring to poster in
>>8618779

>> No.8618829

>>8618806

Have you loved your ex-wife?
Why would you even try to marry someone?

>> No.8618835

>>8618779
You are trying to make a solid point, but use a less shitty analogy next time. Like the one that compares modern dating in the western world to furniture shopping, where people browse for partners, have their fun, and then dump each other when they are bored, looking to "upgrade" if you will to the newest model, never bothering to form meaningful relationships.

>> No.8618851

I'd be scared to ride public transportation with all the people on period, much less riding with my dakimakura. I don't see how you poorfags do it to be honest.

>> No.8618867

>>8618851

Stop giving a shit about what people think of you. Realize that the majority of people are absorbed in the routine of their daily lives. They're talking on the phone, reading, listening to music; most of them aren't watching you like a hawk, noting every little social faux pas you make, waiting for you to humiliate yourself.

Of course, wouldn't bringing your daki along be sort of unwieldy?

>> No.8618873

>>8618867

My experiences are different. I've always attracted more attention than I want.

>> No.8618876
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>>8618873
>I've always attracted more attention than I want.
I hope in a good way.

>> No.8618882

>>8618867
Nice normie level advice bra.

>> No.8618904

>>8618876
I'm on /jp/

That should answer your question

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>>8618873
>>8618873

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