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greetings /jp/, I've never been here before but I need your help. My grandfather recently passed away and I've come into possession of some of his WW II stuff. A couple of the more interesting pieces are my great uncle's Khukuri and some sort of jap sword.

>> No.8611116

Help with what?

Scratching your ass?

Fuck off.

>> No.8611114

Hmm.... You're the chosen one....

>> No.8611119 [DELETED] 

>>>/int/
>>>/k/

>> No.8611126
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I have no idea what the exact story is (and I'll forever regret not getting grandpa to talk about it) but what I've been told is that while serving on a destroyer escort in the pacific he was part of a second wave to clean out a island.

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Treat our guest with courtesy, guys.

>> No.8611128

You are the heir of the Zabi family.
Go on and conquer the Earth sphere in the name of Zeon and justice.

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jesus, /k/ was super friendly with this, you guys live up to your reputation.

Long story short I was wondering if anyone can read the moon runes on the hilt?

>> No.8611139

>>8611136
"The pleasure of cumming inside"

>> No.8611138 [DELETED] 

>>8611136

We aren't Japanese Culture. We are Otaku Culture.

Get out.

>> No.8611147

>>8611136
I think the first two are 'happiness' and 'ejaculation'. Not sure about the reset, OP. Sorry.

>> No.8611140

>>8611136
Something about "pleasure" and "inside".

>> No.8611141

>>8611136
That was one of your many problems. You opened with a /k/ subject, showing off your collection that nobody here cares about, sorry.

We also don't offer translations.

>> No.8611143

>>8611136

It says "the pleasure of cumming inside"

>> No.8611144

You are the heir of the Cortez family.
Go on and conquer the First World in the name of the Federale and justice.

>> No.8611148

>>8611136
dont we have >>>/lang/ for this

>> No.8611152

>>8611148
He can't really post an image there.

>> No.8611154 [DELETED] 

What a bunch of jerks. I'll help you OP. Get out

>> No.8611155
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8611155

Wait i know how to scare these limp wristed jap fags off .

ATOM BOMB ATOM BOMB . JAPAN BIRTHRATE . JAPAN IS DYING . OTAKU IS SHAMED IN JAPAN. LOOK 3DPD

>> No.8611156

>>8611136
Hmmm....yes.... I see...
You...are the choosen
Your destiny will reveal itself when the right time comes

You should be grateful to your grandpa, he is entrusting you with great power. But don't forget, with great responsability too.

Godspeed you, Choosen One;

>> No.8611158 [DELETED] 

Get a load of this guy >>10901765

>> No.8611159

>>8611136
>you guys live up to your reputation.
It's all we have left.

>> No.8611160

>>8611152
but he can type the letters, right?

>> No.8611161

>>8611159
Filthy jap scum . Go sniff panties or whatever you freaks do

>> No.8611165

>>8611161
My imouto moved out of the house. I can't do that anymore...

>> No.8611170

SAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGESAGE

Wow, I'm glad I'm never coming back here.

Back to /k/ for me, see ya japfags.

>> No.8611174

Fake, lack of defined tip, scratched up as fuck and grinder marks on the tang?

Worthless piece of crap.

>> No.8611175

>>8611170
Take care.

>> No.8611171

is everyone in this thread buttangry that OP has stuff from a slain jap soldier/officer?

>> No.8611172

>>8611165
Use english . Your White and proud don't be a jap boot licker

>> No.8611181

>>8611171
>>8611155
Lol pathetic samefag OP attempts at trolling.

>> No.8611182

>>8611172
My little sister moved out of the house, thus, I can no longer sniff her panties.

It is truly a loss.

>> No.8611183

>>8611175
thanks bud, at least you were polite.

>> No.8611184

>>8611170
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.8611186

>>8611174
>thinks japanese army swords were 'elite' like in their samurai fap fictions

>> No.8611188

so much mad in this thread

i know you guys act like cunts to people who shitpost, but this isnt a shitpost

your defense mecanism is not meant to be in this thread

at least tell op what it means weeaboo kids

>> No.8611190

>>8611183
You're welcome. I have nothing against /k/omrads.

I wasn't polite though.

>> No.8611194

>>8611184
>I want to use sage, yet I almost never do
>you just used sage

/jp/ logic

>> No.8611196

>>8611188
Off-topic threads are generally considered shitposting.

>> No.8611197

>>>/jp/8611109

Get a load of this guy.

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>>8611170
>>8611171
looks like someone is mad

>> No.8611191

>>8611183
Fuck off nerd im fucking your mom LMAO BUTTHURT FAGGOT VIRGIN SUCK DICKER.

>> No.8611203

Buttmad and hurtfeelings ITT

>> No.8611204

>>8611196
this isnt off topic, explain how it is if you would?

>> No.8611201

>>8611191
thanks for proving my point kid

>> No.8611205

>>8611186
If it was a gunto, it is worthless without the fittings. With fittings it is a piece of history. Without it is trash, the blade is the most worthless part of them. Also it isn't a gunto. Gunto still have a proper kissaki.

>> No.8611206

>>8611197

Meant to post >>>/k/10901765

>> No.8611207

>>8611197
why are you linking to your own board, are you retarded?

>> No.8611208
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>>8611204

>> No.8611210

>>8611201
Im proving your moms anus with my cawk, problem nerd?

>> No.8611212

>>8611204
Swords aren't Touhou, visual novels, figs, or masturbation aids.

>> No.8611211

>>8611208
care to explain how its off topic?

>> No.8611221

>/jp/
>thinks acting retarded is trolling
>thinks it discourages people from comming here
>thinks it defends the board from people they dont like

im spamming this board on as many weeaboo forums/chat rooms i can, enjoy acting retarded then, kids

>> No.8611217

>>8611211
only if you suck my dirty slimy dick

>> No.8611218

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>> No.8611220

>>8611211
/jp/ is Otaku Culture.

This thread is not.

>> No.8611223

>>8611221
Stay mad.

>> No.8611224

>>8611221
OP is mad as fuck.

>> No.8611225
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>>8611221

>> No.8611226

>>8611217
>>8611218
care to explain how its off topic?

>>8611212
>>8611220
katanas are part of japanese culture, so are words written in japanese

>> No.8611228 [DELETED] 

Otaku Culture

>> No.8611229

>>8611221
You should take it easy, man.

>> No.8611230
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>>8611207

>> No.8611231

>>8611226
>japanese culture
/jp/ is no longer such.

>> No.8611232

>>8611221
Stay MADoka LMAO.

>> No.8611234

>>8611226
Too bad /jp/ has nothing to do with Japanese culture.

>> No.8611235

>>8611226

This board isn't called "Japanese culture".

>> No.8611237

>>8611226
sorry bro but your hurt feelings and buttpain are not related to the board

>> No.8611238

alreayd started spamming it

enjoy your influx of underage weeaboo naruto faggots, kids

>> No.8611240 [DELETED] 

OP you are a fucking idiot. You have multiple people telling you now that this board isn't for Japanese Culture.


Get out.

>> No.8611248

OP here, besides my first two, none of the other posts in here are mine. Sorry if I stirred up a hornet's nest. I'm off to /int/, have a good evening.

>> No.8611249

>>8611238
>enjoy your influx of underage weeaboo naruto faggots, kids

>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

>> No.8611243

>>8611240
why wont you translate it kid?

>> No.8611245

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

>> No.8611253

>>>/k/10901942
>>>/k/10901942
>>>/k/10901942
>>>/k/10901942
>>>/k/10901942

>> No.8611254

>>8611245
why wont you translate it?
>>8611249
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611252
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8611252

>>8611238

>> No.8611255

>>8611252
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611260

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>> No.8611259

>>8611245

You might be a zenith of a man, but you're a nadir of a person.

>> No.8611266

Holy shit this board is chock full of immature little cretins

>> No.8611268
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>> No.8611269

>>8611262
they think its a defense mechanism, anyone who isnt part of the circle jerk gets retard bombed

>> No.8611271

Love how the fire is still burning scorching hot even after OP revealed himself.

>>8611248
>>8611248
>>8611248
>>8611248
>>8611248
>>8611248
>>8611248
>>8611248
>>8611248
>>8611248
>>8611248
>>8611248

>> No.8611272

>>8611109
>come to /jp/ board for translation
>no one speaks japanese
Typical hipster weaboo shit

>> No.8611262

Holy fuck I thought /b/ was bad, this place is truly the shithole of 4chan. Lmao I didn't know people could get so butthurt for no reason.

>> No.8611280

>>8611269
I can tell, it's like a group of retards slapping eachother with giant dildos, this is fucking hilarious

>> No.8611275

>>8611268
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611277

>>8611269
Mostly we're just bored as hell.

>> No.8611283

>>8611277
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611284

Why do you guys still fall for obvious trolls and trolls replying to trolls. Just report and move on.

>> No.8611285

>>8611136
>Chinese letters

Sorry bro, you've got some made in China crap right there. Those are Chinese letters.

>> No.8611286

>>8611184

You're admitting your posts are so low quality that you don't even bother bumping the fucking thread.

Laugh all you want, you impudent child.

>> No.8611282

>>8611271
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611290

>>8611272
Go ask /a/ for anime recommendations. Wait, /a/ doesn't watch anime like /k/ doesn't fire their weapons.

We don't translate on commend either.

>> No.8611291

>>8611248
Don't worry brah, everyone is just being ironic. Cool sword by the way. I agree with the others that it might grant super powers now after all these years.

>> No.8611292

>>8611286
You're replying to pasta.

>> No.8611293

>>8611284
why wont you translate it?

>>8611285
why wont you translate it?

>>8611288
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611294

>>8611266
Says the faggot from a board where it's literally a bunch of nine year olds bragging about how their dad let them shoot his guns.

>> No.8611288

Looks like we have a new unfunny forced meme

>> No.8611295
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>>8611286
>Impudent child

Get a load of this guy. Babbies first internet argument.

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8611296

>>8611109
God damnit where is a nuke when you need one

>> No.8611297

>>8611290
why wont you translate it?

>>8611292
why wont you translate it?

>>8611291
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611298

>>8611283
>>8611282
>>8611275
>why wont you translate it?

Because it is fucking written in Chinese. Sorry you can't tell the difference between Asian alphabets.

>> No.8611299

>>8611294
>doesnt own any firearms
>confirmed for kid
stay mad bootlicker

>> No.8611302

>>8611294
why wont you translate it?
>>8611295
why wont you translate it?
>>8611296
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611300

>>8611295

Would you prefer I used "kid"? It's pretty popular on /k/, kid.

>> No.8611304

>>8611297
>come to board about with japan
>show pictures with chinese letters
>demand translation

>> No.8611306

>>8611298
why wont you translate it?

>>8611300
they are literally kids, so it would be fitting

>> No.8611307

>>8611299
I'm the fucking commander in chief of the United States, punk. I have more firearms at my disposal than sperm cells you've fired into your dad's anus.

>> No.8611308

ITT: coc/k/suckers with sore butts and hurt feelings.
stay mad, and don't forget, your guns are not supposed to be used as dildos

>> No.8611309

>>8611304
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8611311

>>8611307
stay mad kid

>> No.8611312

>>8611304
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611314

>>8611300
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

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This thread is gold, thanks /k/.

>> No.8611318 [DELETED] 

So; what the fuck's going on in this gayhole?

>> No.8611319

>>8611307
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611325

>>8611186
If it is a WWII army sword, it is worthless, it it has been maintained poorly, and the original handle and sheath have been stripped from it. It isn't worth anything as war memorabilia because of the poor state and alterations, and "army swords" aren't worth anything as swords, they were purely ornamental.

This would either be grade D or F (fyi, unaltered and rusting would still be worth more as a "relic" and would be grade C) memorabilia, or not worth anything as a fake. Unlike other historical swords which had intrinsic artistic and craftsmanship value, WWII swords were cheap, plentiful and poorly made.

Sorry that you have to be butthurt and a whiny faggot after hearing the truth. IT was your grandfather's. Stop trying to sell your gramp's treasured possessions for pocket change and keep them as keepsakes of him you disrespectful spoiled fagget.

>> No.8611326

>>8611308
why wont you translate it?

>>8611314
why wont you translate it?

>>8611316
why wont you translate it?

>>8611318
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611323

>>8611319
>>8611312
>>8611306
>>8611302
>>8611297
>>8611293
>>8611283
>>8611282
>>8611275
>>8611255
>>8611254
>>8611243
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611324

>>8611311
The only kid here is you, little boy. I'll have you know that arguing with me is the same thing as arguing with the American way, you just don't do it unless you want to get shot. I've already traced your location. You'll feel sorry for your impudence when the SWAT team arrives.

>> No.8611329

>>8611324
stay mad kid

>> No.8611330

>>8611323
why wont you translate it?

>>8611324
why wont you translate it?

>>8611325
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611331

>>8611326
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611332

>1942
>Still using swords

>> No.8611336

>>8611332
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611338 [DELETED] 
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>> No.8611340

>>8611338
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611343

Nothing but shitposting now.

>> No.8611344

why wont you translate it? cant you weeaboos speak nipchingchong?

>> No.8611346

>>8611329
Even if you don't think you're a troll, you are using troll logic. The second I stop fighting you, you will assume victory and/or stay quiet for a while while poking some responses here or there that imply it, and you will feel self assured in your "victory" .

It is people like you who create strife. You cannot listen, and you escalate things to a point of higher tension. Know that your existence makes the internet a poorer place for you having uttered thoughts within it. I'm not saying this due to any prejudice you might want to envision upon me or any other enemy you want to create in your own mind, but purely as a reaction to the words you type.

>> No.8611348

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that /jp/ is not your personal translation service. Take it to /lang/ or 4-ch's translation request thread.

Reported.

>> No.8611349

>>8611343
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611356

>>8611346
why wont you translate it?

>>8611348
why wont you translate it?

>>8611351
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611351
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AAA+++++ THREAD WOULD TROLL AGAIN

>> No.8611362

>>>/a/61843073

>>>/k/10902099

>> No.8611358 [DELETED] 

>>8611243

Who are you quoting?

>> No.8611366

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>> No.8611373 [DELETED] 

>>8611370

Who are you quoting?

>> No.8611374

>You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.

>> No.8611370

>>8611358
someone who deleted their post, why wont you translate it?

>>8611366
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611376
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I've managed to translate all the text, it was hard to translate but here it is.

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>>8611374

Team 4chan is asleep and the janitors are sadly asleep.

>> No.8611382

>>8611376
why wont you translate it?

>>8611377
why wont you translate it?

ill stop when you stop shitting up /k/

>> No.8611378

>>8611373
why wont you translate it?

>>8611374
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611383

>>8611382
why wont you translate it?

ill stop when op deletes his thread

>> No.8611384

>op takes shitting pic with glaring bright spot of characters
>expects everyone to read it

give it up dude.

>> No.8611385

IF ANATA WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT IKU 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

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...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), —-.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ——”
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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

>> No.8611386

i saw this thread linked in /a/ then /k/ and wow, you guys are actually worse then both those shitty boards. I never knew such a hive of shit stains existed.. i can't stop laughing.

>> No.8611391

>>8611383
why wont you translate it?
>>8611384
why wont you translate it?
>>8611385
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611395

>>8611386
You wouldn't think it to look at me, but I am a serious badass and I will
mess you up if you so much as look at me funny. A lot of people were
executed last year in this state for that deadliest of crimes: Fucking with
me. So step back off of my 2hu board if you know what's good for you,
BITCH.

>> No.8611396

>>8611386
It's funny because the /a/ thread went pretty much the same way. Just without as many /k/ shitposters.

>> No.8611397

>>8611395
why wont you translate it?
>>8611396
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611402

>>8611386
But the /a/ thread was basically the streamlined /jp/ version.

>> No.8611403

this is only the second time I've been to /jp/. thanks for reminding me of why I never come here

also I've spent more time in japan than most of you kids have even been alive, umad? enjoy wasting your lives thinking about cartoons, losers.

>> No.8611404

>>8611402
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611405

>>8611386
I've been on 4chan for nearly 18 years now.

No board has ever trolled as well as /jp/ does.

>> No.8611407

>>8611403
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.8611412

It says Fire, wind, water and heart.
Not even joking.

>> No.8611413

>>8611403
>spent more time in japan
Fucking weeaboo.

>> No.8611414
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8611414

Calm the fuck down please, cute Sayaka for you.

>> No.8611408

>>8611405
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611410

>>8611403
Usually when people talk shit, I just brush it off, but now, it's gone a little to far. Assclown, you talk as you know me but in reality you don't know shit about me. I'm guessing you've never been in a situation involving a real live thug that was born and raised in the ghetto/hood(me). Yes i've turned my life to good, but i will throw all that out the window if you continue to talk shit about me. I've killed a few people back in my banging days and Just remember next time before you open your mouth, you better be praying that i'm in a good mood, or else you'll be in for a rude awakening when the thug in me unleashes.

>> No.8611415

>>8611408
Because it's Chinese.

>> No.8611416

OP here, I have to admit this thread has made me laugh. I didn't expect any of this.

>> No.8611417

>>8611407
This is better used in response to >>>/k/10902305

>> No.8611418

Done. I am off to the textboards and a few IB's for the next five months. Hopefully /jp/ will still be here but if not then at least it will give me a perfect excuse to not visit this site again.

Good luck Zunbar.

>> No.8611420

>>8611405

So many /k/ fags tears, it's delicious

>> No.8611419
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8611419

>>8611414
Thank you Anon. She's one of my favorites.

>> No.8611429

>>8611418
Until next time then my good man. Breaks from this place (or even the internet in general) are always good once in a while IMO.

>> No.8611428

>>8611420
Apparently some guy on /k/ has a botnet he's going to use to spam /jp/ into submission.

He's also going to find me, come to my house, cut the power... some other things I didn't bother to read.

>> No.8611448

>157 posts and 17 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
/jp/ never disappoints.

>> No.8611458
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8611458

>>8611419
Good taste !bar

>> No.8611456

/a/ here
Why does /jp/ render "The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside" sans "Being".
I'm confused.

>> No.8611461

>>8611456
>I'm confused.
Sexually.

>> No.8611474

Why the fuck won't I translate that shit?

>> No.8611488

/jp/ should be called autism general. It's like watching monkeys throw shit at each other in the zoo.

>> No.8611491

>>8611456
Because /jp/ knows the pleasure of cumming inside /a/.

>> No.8611493

what the fuck 4chan? so much hate up in this shit. are you really this eager to be trolls that you troll your own? seriously... ag and stay there

>> No.8611496

>>8611456
Because we're better translators than you.

>> No.8611498 [DELETED] 

>>8611488
How does it feel to be one of those monkeys you stupid goon?

>> No.8611503

>>8611493
why wont you translate it?

>> No.8611505

>>8611488
Beautiful, isn't it?

>> No.8611510
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8611510

>> No.8611515

>167 posts and 19 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.8611519

>>8611515
Why won't you suck my cock, dude?

>> No.8611522

>>8611429

Thanks.

>> No.8611534

OP here, thanks anyway /jp/, at least you made me laugh.

Good night all

>> No.8611541 [DELETED] 

>>8611534
Night dude, it was fun.

>> No.8611561

>>8611534
Just don't do it again.
Night.

>> No.8611563

>OP posts picture of sword asking for translation
>Shitstorm spanning across 4 boards occurs
Haven't lol'd so hard in ages.

>> No.8611566

>>8611563
You should go ``lol'' somewhere else.

>> No.8611573

>>8611563
I love shitposting on other boards when I have an excuse to do it.

Gets it out of my system so I don't do it on /jp/

>> No.8611581

>>8611566
Fine by me.

>> No.8611725
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8611725

>> No.8611745
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8611745

Wheres the fucking moderation?

>> No.8611796

/k/ is the worst board on 4chan.

>> No.8611837

How can this single board hold so much autism? Sorry your daily jerk off session got interrupted, you can return to your tentacle rape comics now.

>> No.8611850

>>8611837
>tentacle rape comics
That's so 1980's. It's all about banging your sister (or some other family member) and cumming deep inside wombs and shit these days.

>> No.8611851

>>8611850
don't listen to this faggot

these days we ourselves want to experience the pleasure of being cummed inside

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