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8606356 No.8606356 [Reply] [Original]

I want to be /jp/ no matter what.

>> No.8606360

I have reported your thread and I am telling you this because I have not posted for seven minutes and I feel the need to post often.

>> No.8606369

>>8606360
That is very nice of you.

>> No.8606376

Chubby Sharo is the best Sharo!

>> No.8606381

you and me both brother

>> No.8606431

have you ever wondered what percentage of /jp/ are virgins?

>> No.8606425

Even if it's shitty?

>> No.8606448

>>8606431
Not really. But I roughly estimate 15%.

>> No.8606446

>>8606431

13%

>> No.8606456

>>8606431
70%

>> No.8606457

>>8606446
>>8606448
Best be kidding. It's AT LEAST 50%. I want to say 90% but I know a lot of people are just pretending when they post on /jp/.

>> No.8606458

>>8606446
>>8606448
What the fuck

>> No.8606454

>>8606431
1%

>> No.8606467

>>8606448
>>8606446
This is what happens with normalfags filter in here and start thinking everyone is like them

>> No.8606466

>>8606431
Should we start one of those survey things? I forgot the site, though.

>> No.8606468

I bet 50 autism bucks on 75%.

>> No.8606472

>>8606431
When I'm projecting it's around 90%

Realistically it's around

>> No.8606471

>>8606457
Yeah right. We're all NEETs who piss in bottles too.

Anyway, can't stay long, /jp/! About to go to a business meeting. If things go well, hopefully I'll be able to go on that cruise with my friends and fiancée.

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>>8606467
STOP MOCKING ME

>> No.8606474

>>8606431
There is something very wrong with /jp/ if it isn't at least 75%

>> No.8606476

>>8606472
don't leave me hanging

>> No.8606482

>>8606476
I think he just died

>> No.8606486
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8606486

no one here is a virgin

>> No.8606490

>>8606431
90%

>> No.8606493
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8606493

>>8606471

>> No.8606496

>>8606431
0% nigga!
everyone is jaypee is getting mad pussy all day

>> No.8606500

>>8606467
I been here since da split, niggo.

>> No.8606502

I want to settle this

http://poll.pollcode.com/wog

>> No.8606504
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>>8606496
More like mad dick. The only non-virgins on /jp/ are female or gay. And Gay!bar, he's a pimp.

>> No.8606505
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8606505

>>8606502
Seems it's 0%.

>> No.8606508

>>8606502
>No 33% 1

Motherfucker

>> No.8606511

>>8606471
Your friends don't want you to go they're too busy cuckolding you!

>> No.8606519

>>8606502
What's a virgip?

>> No.8606515

>>8606502
I'm not sure if I'm a virgip or not, sorry

>> No.8606516

>>8606502
Like I'm not going to lie and say "no". Keeps up my e-cred and makes me more popular with the bitchez.

>> No.8606522

>>8606519
Little girls don't need to know such things.

>> No.8606521

>>8606515
You're a virgin so long as your hymen is still fully intact. ^_^

>> No.8606524

We're seriously discussing the whole virginity thing? What's next, blogging about how we got friendzoned because all women are whores and we have to hide our power levels or else we'll be forever_alone.jpg?

You make me sick, /jp/.

>> No.8606531

>>8606524
Only non-virgin scum would have a problem with us discussing our virginity.

>> No.8606532
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8606532

Way too many slutty little girls in /jp/ these days. What, is it cool to lose your virginity now?

>> No.8606535

>>8606524
Begone.

>>>/r9k/
>>>/adv/

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>>8606431
Nice work.

>> No.8606546

>>8606524

Pretty sure /jp/ has no problem with being a virgin and we're perfectly aware of why women don't find us attractive.

>> No.8606550

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO-SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8606552

>>8606535
My argument is that _you_ guys should go to /adv/ or /r9k/ or /a/ or wherever you crawled from. These things are a given and should not be discussed. It's like saying, "How many of you only like 2D here?" Even if some people still like 3D, it's simply not relevant.
/jp/ is a place of escape from when you've moved on from things like "i am a permavirgin :D ;_;". You shouldn't care about your virginity status and you shouldn't care about other people's.

>> No.8606554

>>8606550

That shit is annoying. I would rather report you than this thread now.

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>>8606552
You're the one taking offense to it, cunt. Get out and take your persecution complex with you.

>> No.8606567

http://sys.4chan.org/jp/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=8606356

>> No.8606568

Well there you go, 53%
someone owes me autism bux

>> No.8606572
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8606572

HHeeyy FFaaggggoottss,,

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DDoonn''tt bbee aa ssttrraannggeerr.. JJuusstt hhiitt mmee wwiitthh yyoouurr bbeesstt sshhoott.. II''mm pprreettttyy mmuucchh ppeerrffeecctt.. II wwaass ccaappttaaiinn ooff tthhee ffoooottbbaallll tteeaamm,, aanndd ssttaarrtteerr oonn mmyy bbaasskkeettbbaallll tteeaamm.. WWhhaatt ssppoorrttss ddoo yyoouu ppllaayy,, ootthheerr tthhaann ""jjaacckk ooffff ttoo nnaakkeedd ddrraawwnn JJaappaanneessee ppeeooppllee""?? II aallssoo ggeett ssttrraaiigghhtt AA''ss,, aanndd hhaavvee aa bbaannggiinngg hhoott ggiirrllffrriieenndd ((SShhee jjuusstt bblleeww mmee;; SShhiitt wwaass SSOO ccaasshh)).. YYoouu aarree aallll ffaaggggoottss wwhhoo sshhoouulldd jjuusstt kkiillll yyoouurrsseellvveess.. TThhaannkkss ffoorr lliisstteenniinngg..

Ppiicc Rreellaatteedd:: Iitt''ss mmee aanndd mmyy bbiittcchh

>> No.8606577

>>8606554
It's my dream to become the /jp/ janitor, and everytime he posts that, I'll delete it and leave the thread just to spite him.

>> No.8606578

>>8606563
Relax: I'm not offended or angry or anything of the sort. This discussion just does not belong here. You can have fun discussing your virgin power levels and feels and whatever else in one of the other boards. Take it easy.

>> No.8606581

I lost my virginity to an /a/ female last year. She tricked me into believing she was also a virgin and then she told me a month later that it was a lie so I didn't think she was a slut.

>> No.8606583

>>8606532
I like the idea of us all being 2D little girls that use sexuality to explore our friendships and ourselves. Not all sex is slutty, Anon.

>> No.8606585

>>8606577
Our janitor has actually done that a few times.
He's kept the balance right though. Obviously if a shit thread is shit, it should be deleted. Otherwise shitposters would just post "MEIDO!" to keep their threads around.

>> No.8606586

>>8606572
holy shit that's trippy

>> No.8606587

>>8606578
Nobody is doing any of these things you're complaining about. Are you insane?

>> No.8606592

>>8606578
>I'm not offended or angry or anything of the sort
see
>>8606524

For the record, I agree that this shit shouldn't be here. The reason for that is because it attracts people like you.

>> No.8606589

>>8606552
damn son that one butt hurt you have there

are you afraid to admit you are a little whore who gets his boypussy pounded everyday?

>> No.8606600

>>8606587
This.

>> No.8606599

>>8606583
>Not all sex is slutty
SLUT DETECTED

>> No.8606598

This is a shitty thread though but I love how a single poster managed to derail it into this.

>> No.8606595

>>8606572
Goddamnit

>> No.8606604

>>8606592
"You make me sick"? That was hyperbole and being silly. I don't genuinely feel sick.
Anyway, that was just a throwaway comment. I didn't expect it would lead to an argument like this, and I assumed most people would agree with me. This discussion has already turned into, "Hahaha you are so mad lol!" so I'll stop replying...NOW!

>> No.8606610

>scheduled for my first ever "gloryhole meetup" at McDonalds
>extremely nervous
>arrive a little early
>don't want to look suspicious, so I buy a cheeseburger
>I'm cheap as a Jew so I grab a lot of ketchup packets and put them in my pocket
>head to the bathroom when it's time
>walk into the third stall, as we agreed on
>lock
>sit on toilet
>stare nervously at hole in side
>whistle Sanae's theme from Touhou - that's the signal to let him know I'm the one he's waiting for
>a large, slimy penis emerges from the hole
>heart starts beating like crazy
>it smells horrible, and probably tastes even worse
>do I really want to go through with this?
>put my tongue on it
>almost gag, it tastes HORRIBLE
>he's getting impatient, moving his cock in and out
>I don't know if I can do this
>suddenly come up with an idea to mask the taste
>grab ketchup packet
>pour onto penis
>hear a whisper, "what are you doing?"
>he pulls his cock back
>suddenly he starts screaming while pounding on the stall "AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
>"IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING"
>he runs out screaming
>hear more screams from customers and staff in the main area
>walk out trying to maintain composure
>grab some ranch dipping containers before I leave

I swear, I only did this once....

>> No.8606615

>>8606604
lol backpedalling faggot.

>> No.8606618

>>8606604
I was referring more to the /adv/-tier whining about "virgins calling women whores" and whatnot. You can never tell if someone is butthurt, but you sure do give off that vibe.

>> No.8606628
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8606628

>>8606572
Sup John, I'm calling you out

My name is Frankie, and I fucking hate you. You're a dumb retarded no life who should kill yourself. I mean, yeah its fun coming on this site and making fun of the virgin neckbeards (I do it all the time brah), but my problem is that you're ONE of them. Starter on the b-ball team? Cap'n on the football team? boy, check these muscles out. You aint a baller like me. I'd pound your scrawny ass into the mud. Btw, your "bitch" was photoshopped into that picture. I've seen hella shops on this site, and i know for a fact that your "bitch" was shopped in.

Pic related: My woman and I. (You never put yourself first John. "Me and my bitch" is incorrect, learn to speak proper English you dumb fuck)

>> No.8606636

>>8606581
That sucks dude. I really don't mind if people are slutty or virgins or whatever as long as they're honest about it. Lying is just sad.

Someone could have sucked hundreds of cocks, but I wouldn't care and I'd still respect the person if s/he admitted that sucking cocks was just an important part of their personality or whatever.

>> No.8606634

>>8606628
That's an ugly ass woman, Frankie.

>> No.8606651

>>8606636
ZUN!bar-kun, please tell me what your reserve unit is so I can be stationed with you and we can date.

>> No.8606657

>>8606636
To be fair, that was entirely my fault for trusting a 3D person and thinking a cute girl could still be a virgin at the age of 23, even (especially?) as an otaku.

>> No.8606663

>>8606657
Especially is the correct word there.

But don't worry about it bro. Happens to the best of us.

>> No.8606691

66 responses what the fuck?
>>8606636
I assume it was she? If she was, you were STUPID!!!! Well if she didn't use dildo virgin move. And why would you be disappointed anyway. I mean if she was hot and that. But i think she was not. Stupid guy.

>> No.8606700

>>8606691
Nice grammar, nigger.

>> No.8606697

>>8606691
Holy fuck that made no sense.

>> No.8606753

>>8606749
where is her uvula

>> No.8606749
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8606749

Wat 2hu would you poz

>> No.8606765

>>8606697
>>8606700
Look at those buttmad virgin nerds

>> No.8606774

>>8606765
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>> No.8606794

>>8606691
what.

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