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8566096 No.8566096 [Reply] [Original]

大丈夫だ。問題ない。
この奇天烈言葉で書けば誰でも分からない。
抱いてよ。我々JPの生まれつき機能

>> No.8566114

chekem

>> No.8566131
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8566131

私たちを助ける神、たわごとはどこにでもあり

>> No.8566138

ワロタwwwwww

>> No.8566152

;_;

>> No.8566199

>>8566114
Fail, this is how you do it.

>> No.8566238

/v/が分からないと仄めかすのはありえないでしょう？

>> No.8566304

私のボードに恥じる

>> No.8566335

>>8566238
一番むかつく人を間引くため

>> No.8566445

これは神罰ではない、試練だ。我々は試されているのだ…
幻想郷の神々に！！
俺が/jp/をかたわ少女から守る！幻想郷の名に懸けて！

>> No.8566478

私の日本語はまだまだです。仕方がないね。

>> No.8566509

>>8566096
無駄だ。
あいつらにはググルがあるんだ。それに、そもそもあいつらは日本語でなく
ても「シットポスト」の流れを止めないさ。
あばよ、/jp/、二三日に戻ってくるぜ。

>> No.8566516
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>> No.8566531

私は君たちを愛して。

>> No.8566535

We could always use the IPv6 board on Futaba as fallback...

>http://ipv6.2chan.net/54/futaba.htm

It's the only board on futaba that doesn't block non-Japanese IPs, as long as you have IPv6. Currently a few /jp/ers and finfags post in it.

If you don't have IPv6, you can use a IPv4 to IPv6 tunneling software like gogo6.

>> No.8566553
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>>8566535

>> No.8566555

>>8566509
...さ...さよなら名無し君！

>> No.8566558

我不希望我现在在这里。靠你吗，日本鬼子。

>> No.8566559

>>8566509
せめてあいつらは全然理解できなくて腹立つでしょうｗ
考えると嬉しくなる

>> No.8566575
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>>8566553

>> No.8566584

>>8566531
でもお前が大嫌い。

>> No.8566590

>>8566558
>靠你吗
你的中文水平也太懒了吧。。。

also, get out of /jp/

>> No.8566608
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8566608

>>8566575

>> No.8566624

>>8566608
>>8566575
>>8566553
/bun/ looks better than that shithole.

>> No.8566634

>>8566559
あの連中の反応はどうとかはともかく、少なくとも誰が/jp/erかは区別できる
はず。

banされる恐れもあるけどね

>> No.8566644

>>8566553
>>8566575
>>8566608
もういいんだ。
分かったから勘弁してくれよ。

>> No.8566648

実はな。JPにこんあ展開になるのわ絶望てきだ。ここから、どこへ行けばい
いだろう？

>> No.8566690

>>8566558
Excuse me dear sir, I would like to interject for a moment.

1. Your Chinese is very terrible. I come from Beijing, and visit /jp/ for Touhou because it has a friendlier community than Taiwan's Komica, and Baidu Tieba's Touhou section is very shitty. If 2chan.net did not block non-JP IPs, I would post there too. 你因该多学习学习中文，看你写的好相你没上过学。 Learn the actual language before making yourself look like an ass.
2. /jp/ only cares about Otaku Culture, and doesn't give two shits about Japan. Otaku Culture being Touhou, VNs, and porno doujin games.
3. Your attitude makes Chinese people look bad, even worse than the shitty COREA STRONG web-warriors. Japan is China's 2nd largest trading partner, and China's prosperity today wouldn't be as great without better relations with Japan.

>> No.8566691

Can't we just get along?
;_;

>> No.8566707

I'm honestly surprised no one started speaking in heian japanese, punk slang or whatever dialect is the most incomprehensible to style over the others

>> No.8566716 [DELETED] 
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8566716

KUROKOSARAWA SAYONARA

KURUNTOT SHOUGUN TOTARU WARRU

HIP-TOP CHOLOK TO-LOT

>> No.8566729

>>8566690
>Baidu
I feel sad for your horrible experience. It's like a perpetual circlejerk regardless of the topic.

>> No.8566731

/jp/がもうぜんぜん分からない気がする

>> No.8566741
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>>8566731

JAWHOL. I AGREE TEZENEMELINTON TON TOK, LI HAO QUAING KING JING JA?

>> No.8566747

>>8566707
Okinawan Ryukyuan

>Japanese: 今日の晩御飯はもう食べた。/Kyō no bangohan wa mō tabeta.
>Okinawan Ryukyuan: 今日ぬ夕御飯ーなー噛だん。/Chuu nu yuu'ubanoo naa kadan.

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okinawan_language

>> No.8566756

>>8566716
>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/gaia/
>>>/9gag/

>> No.8566762

>>8566648
いや本当に数日の間に治まるはずだから今の所はゲームでもやっておとなし
く待った方がいい

まぁＬＮの件だけは問題になりそうですね。多くのアニメはＬＮが元となっ
てますんで、何が/jp/の範囲以内か、しばらく区別がつけなくなるだろう。

>> No.8566776

>>8566729
Baidu Tieba as the reddit of mainland China

为什么大陆的流行网站都很烂？为什么台湾的都很unfriendly？

>> No.8566788

LOL look at all these kissless virgins trying to show off

>> No.8566799
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>>8566756

NI HAO? HORON TOT KOKOLAS?

>>8566762

LEMMIWINKS JI HAO NO KWANGOL

>>8566776

BEIJINH SI LE REDDIT NU HOLON CHINA

>> No.8566803

>>8566707
代炉仕苦直。
こういうかんじ？

>> No.8566819

>>8566803
ちょ、待って。全然分かんない、それ。

>> No.8566834

>>8566776
>为什么大陆的流行网站都很烂？为什么台湾的都很unfriendly？
我想问你的是：你为什么在上4chan?你有种你去搞一个中国的4chan啊！到了外国
论坛还在这里撒野，你还算是个中国人？
Polite sage.

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>>8566803

LET KUN JET LEE LE REDDITOR?

>>8566819

NE JE HAO LI BUN JO KISE DAISUKI KAWAII DESU UGUU~?

>> No.8566861

アニメと漫画で習ったのは紛れもないの

>> No.8566868
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>>8566834

KUROSAWA YAMATO LE DOUBLES ALMOST.

>> No.8566885

>>8566841
I don't speak a word of anything but it's painfully obvious that you tried to learn both of those languages but failed horribly and are now lashing out.

>> No.8566901

>>8566819
いいや、よろしくねーと言いたいがなんとも意味のないかんじを使った。な
んというか、ヤンキーってかんじ？

>> No.8566922

>>8566834
>你有种你去搞一个中国的4chan啊！
implying that I have the funds, skills and whatnot to start my own website. not to mention that an imageboard dedicated to lewd images won't be 和谐ed by the government

Just so you know, China has a lot of japanophiles who like anime, manga, doujins and touhou. Also, if you hate Japan so much, why are you on a weeaboo website called 4chan?

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>>8566885

>... painfully obvious that you tried to learn both of those languages and...

Is my Moonspeak really that good?

Didn't try to learn anything.

LE RETARD KEN LET MI HAO NAK UN JO TI SLEN TIID VOK

>>8566901

NUL AAN SUL, FENT ALOOK, FOD FIN VUL, DOVAH NOK. FEN KUS NAHLOT MAHFAERAAK AHRK RUZ.

DOVAHKIIN, DOVAHKIIN, NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN.

WAH DEIN, VOKUL, MAHFAERAAK AHST VAAL.

AHRK FIK NOROK PAAL GRAAN, FUD NUST HON ZINDRO ZAN.

DOVAHKIIN, DOVAHKIIN, KOGAAN MU DRAAL.

>>8566922

FUS RO DA

>> No.8566951

>>8566861
どこから習ったのはどうでもいい。大事なのはちゃんと気持ちを伝えること
だろう

>> No.8566982

>>8566946
at least tell all your friends to use trips as well so I can filter them as well.

added to filter, hidden

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>>8566951

LEEN TOOOL VAAAAAK FUUUUCK

>> No.8566987

>>8566834
sup newfag

sega在/jp/還有分Polite不Polite的喔

滾回去你的百度吧

>> No.8567002

>>8566982

VAS? VAS IST LOL BLOCKFAG?

>>8566987

NEWFAG LOK REN TIID JET KUN BIN FUUN >>>/b/

>> No.8567017

>>8566901
おー。
はじめて見たぞ、そういうの。聞いたことがあったんけど。やっぱり、そう
やって書く/v/の連中は分からないよな。

>> No.8567032

我们可以讲华文吗？ 我的日本很蓝。

>> No.8567043

>>8567032
問題がありません。

>> No.8567049

>>8566987
香港人，还是台湾人？

他妈的，没有/jp/就没有其他地方看我的2hus，可是这些/v/混蛋很烦

>> No.8567051

>>8566987
原来你这种败类在在国内不受欢迎，才会滚到这里来。我的确上贴吧，我们在
贴吧也不会欢迎你这种人。
难怪/jp/最近怎么差，原来跟你这种人有关。
赶紧回台湾吃屎去。

>> No.8567053

>>8566096
Saat saat, bu VİDA MU?

>> No.8567071

>>8567032
>我的日本很蓝。
Your Chinese seems just as shitty as your Japanese.
你的中文水平需要提高以下，连我的5岁弟弟都比你写的好

>> No.8567065

>>8567017
>書く/v/
書くと/v/
orz

>> No.8567069

>>8566951
どうていの意見だ

>> No.8567075

なんかもう日本語じゃなくなってきた

>> No.8567090

>>8567051
lol look at this guy, so ANGSTY xDDDDD

row row fight da powah, WHATA FUCK MAN xD

>> No.8567097

whats sad is that this has been the only thread in weeks with any legitimate japanese conversation

>> No.8567101

>>8566922
》Also, if you hate Japan so much, why are you on a weeaboo website called 4chan?
我有说过我讨厌日本吗？我没有。

>> No.8567117

>>8567051
>赶紧回台湾吃屎去
Beijing fag here, you're a faggot. We should be promoting friendship, not biting at each other's dicks. Goddamn web-warriors. Are you one of those that earn 50 cents per post?

>> No.8567118

>>8567071
*烂

对不起，我在学校没有听课。
但是，讲华文比写华文容易。 in my opinion

>> No.8567107

>>8567069
>どうてい
/jp/ですよ、ここ。

>> No.8567130

SVABOL UI NOMENO FAGGOT SKJALL

>> No.8567129

>>8567117
Whoa, you chinks got that kinda hook up? Holy shit, where do I sign up? Or is that 50 cents in your pesos?

>> No.8567141

>English: I've already eaten today's dinner.
>Mandarin Chinese: 今天的晚飯我已經吃過了。/Jīntiān de wǎnfàn wǒ yǐjīng chīguò le.
>Cantonese: 今日嘅晚飯我已經食咗喇。/Gam1yat6 ge3 maan5faan6 ngo5 ji3ging1 sik6zo2 la3
>Taiwanese Hokkien: 今仔日ㄟ暗飯我已經食過矣。/Kin-á-ji̍t ê àm-pn̄g góa í-king chia̍h-kuè ah
>Japanese: 今日の晩御飯はもう食べた。/Kyō no bangohan wa mō tabeta.
>Okinawan Ryukyuan: 今日ぬ夕御飯ーなー噛だん。/Chuu nu yuu'ubanoo naa kadan.
>Korean: 오늘 의 저녁밥 은 이미 먹었다./Oneul ui jeonyeokbab eun imi meok-eotda.

Chinafags and weeaboos, can we all agree that Koreans are the shittiest of them all? Shitty language, shitty culture, shitty country. Also, the aeroplane was invented by Coreans.

>> No.8567148

>>8567129
they earn RMB0.50 per post to astroturf. 8RMB makes 1 US dollar. Google "50 cent party".

>> No.8567151

>>8567118
你是新加坡华人吗？

>> No.8567153

>>8567141
yet we play their MMOs

I know, it's conflicting

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>>8567051
最近/jp/水準這麼差 原來是china來的啊

真意外 你們偉大政府沒把4chan擋住 好不讓中國人來這邊丟人現眼

>> No.8567156

>>8567017
それはそうけど、まあ。俺たちも分からなくなるから止む。因みにあいつら
はたぶん日本語お分からないからこのままでいいんじゃねえ？

>> No.8567166

>>8567141
Cantonese : Its like im reading script from alien technology

>> No.8567170

>>8567141
No, because you're obviously trying to deviate the attention from your own shitty culture. Nice try though. Google translate more.

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>> No.8567176

>>8567151
holy shit, so many Chinese here. did you all come from /v/, or was I not the only Chinese /jp/er?

I'm putting my money on you all coming from /v/.

>> No.8567187

>>8567154
>china
中國大陸*
new to this Chinese business, aren't you

>> No.8567193
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8567193

>>8567148
Wow, you got me anon. I actually fell for it.

>> No.8567198

>>8567075
俺の日本語力は低いからちゃんと会話できない

>> No.8567199

>>8567154
4chan is not blocked in mainland China

Komica is, but it ain't hard to bypass with a VPN. I don't like Komica though because they hate mainland Chinese like its the plague.

>> No.8567205

>>8567151
你对了。

>> No.8567209

>>8567176
There are a lot of Chinese people on /jp/. This is well known. We also learn Japanese faster anyway.

>> No.8567220

>>8567170
lol Coreafag detected

sup VANK. how much does your government pay you?

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VANK
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Council_on_Nation_Branding,_Korea

>> No.8567237

>>8567199
It's blocked in Tibet. I get a warning message on my iphone.

>> No.8567239

>>8567205
**你才对了

fixed that for you, singaporean.

>> No.8567250

>>8567209
arent you a cocky little shit. i hope one day the whole world will join as one to end your countries existence

>> No.8567258

>>8567199
Singapore hates mainland. Hong kong hates mainland. Taiwan hates mainland. Deal with it.

>> No.8567259

>>8567154
明明这是一个Touhou/VN板块,你却在说什么"为什么大陆的流行网站都很烂
？为什么台湾的都很unfriendly？".
我还算自觉,还sage了, 你充其量不过就是一个狂热的香港人而已, 你以为自己怎么样?高人一等?去你妈的比.

>> No.8567262

>>8567237
>Tibet
>iPhone

are you a hipster Chinese?

>> No.8567286

why are there so many chinese here? why would they even be here? seriously if any real chinese are actually posting here there is is absolutely no reason at all. none. why the fuck are you eve here?

>> No.8567288

>>8567258
the funny thing is, without mainland, Taiwan has nowhere to export its PC components to for manufacture, no one to buy 60% of their finished goods

those three places you mentioned? without mainland China, they're pretty much done for economically.

sure, you can hate us. it's not like I care about what people on the internet think anyway.

>> No.8567293

who care about komica
慢的要命又no fun allowed

我在4chan就是看大家trolling發文和耍白痴
你要正經討論touhou, 去那堆forum正經討論就好了

>> No.8567316

>>8567286
because Touhou is big in China.

>http://www.baidu.com/s?wd=东方project&rsv_bp=0&rsv_spt=3
>zh.touhouwiki.net

>> No.8567326

why are there chinese here? what is the point of coming here? dont you chinks hate gooks anyways? why even come to this board out of all the other choices you have to post on.

>> No.8567328

>>8567075
まじめな話はともかく、
>>8567220
>>8567288
>>8567286
>>8567250
>>8567258
>>8567262
このようなポストはさすがにダメだ。

>>8567156
おk。今の所はな。
いずれ英語で話さなければならん時がくるけど。
ちなみに、あんたはどうして/jp/にくるか。アイドルスレ？それとも東方ス
レ？

>> No.8567341

>>8567326
because Gensokyo has no political boundaries. the only borders are the ones laid down by Lady Yukari.

>> No.8567364

>>8567262
Quite the contrary actually. I'm a 24 year old American who bought his own company two years ago by working hard ever since I was in elementary school so now I can travel the world at my leisure while others generate my revenue for me. I put down a down payment on an apartment in Tokyo about 5 minutes away from the tower for ￥200,000/month and am moving in right after this trip. Feels good bro.

>> No.8567389

>>8567364
What exactly do you do? what is your name? where do you live? what is your social security number? who are your relatives names? where do they live?

>> No.8567435

>>8567293
>你在quote谁啊？
>吃我的屌，DUDE
>他妈的GAMESTOP
>神马肏，MAN xD

>> No.8567455

>>8567364
can you verify this information? because this is 4chan, after all.

>> No.8567460

>>8567293
你在quote谁啊？

>> No.8567489

>>8567389
I'm sole owner of Organic Life LLC, registered in Hong Kong. Purchased several Fond and Jurlique stores in Asia and acquired several factories in the mainland that are able to mix organic skin care product compounds and extracts. Essentially, I act as an international liaison for myself to network with stores in other countries to trade their products or to purchase mine. My name is Ben, and I'm from Brooklyn, NY. That's all I'll give you. Also, typed from iPhone. Suck my "chinese hipster" cock.

>> No.8567492

>>8567364
>tower
sky tree?
Why are you such an idiot?
Tokyo is a shit hole.
Move to fucking Kansai for fuck sake.

>> No.8567519

HEY CHINESE, HOW IS IT FEEL WHEN I SAY

CHING CHONG DING DONG TING TONG CHAU CHOUE CHENG?

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>> No.8567530

>>8567489
>That's all I'll give you.
Why?

>> No.8567539

>>8567519
I'm pretty sure they don't care. You're just reinforcing the "loud and obnoxious American" stereotype.

>> No.8567560

>>8567530
Why are you so interested? You're beyond creepy

>> No.8567570

>>8567560
Where is your business located exactly?

>> No.8567575

>>8567492
Don't know who long I'll be here so Tokyo is safest bet. Working on my japanese also and this is a relatively good area for gaijins. My plan is establish myself here for several years,apply for residency, then permanent. Also, the view from my office nostalgias of games like Persona.

>> No.8567587

>>8567570
I'm not him

>> No.8567588

>>8567560
I want to suck your cock dude.

>> No.8567600

>>8567575
>Also, the view from my office nostalgias of games like Persona.
Ok...?

>> No.8567628

>>8567588
i'd love to suck your cock too bro

>> No.8567634

>>8567258
请离开/jp/

我们这里的rule就是"take it easy"

把你的垃圾带到 >>>/pol/

>> No.8567645

How do I import a kawaii chinese boyfriend

>> No.8567657

>>8567328
何故って。へー。何故だろう？東方もアイドルもVNでもあんまり好きじゃな
いけど。まあ。たぶんjpのコミュニティ だよ。それとゲームだ。特にあのたまのcomiketすれ。ときどきｊｐのbroたち
と一緒にMMOをあそぶ。

>> No.8567661

seems /jp/ is not as good at japanese as i might have expected.

>> No.8567671

>>8567628
But I have a small penis and mild phimosis.
And a strange black circle birthmark-like thing on my penis head

>> No.8567690

>>8567661
I do not need to show off my japanese here.

>> No.8567698

>>8567661
私たちが少なくとがんばるようにしている

>> No.8567705

>>8567690
>/jp/
>not speaking in japanese given the chance
ishiggydiggy

>> No.8567712

>>8566096
Is Okinawan not spelled solely in katakana? I thought I saw that somewhere...

>> No.8567740

>>8567712
this time, I'm legitimately asking who you are referring to. none of that shitpost nonsense, but who are you (replying to)?

>> No.8567773

>>8567661
勉強中なんだから仕方がない。文法が苦手。特に助詞が分からない。何回勉
強しようとしても全く正しく使えない

>> No.8567763

>>8567712
look it up yourself, there's wikipedia

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-Xenic
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Asian_languages#Syntax
>http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%A9%BA%E4%BC%BC%E8%A8%80%E8%91%89
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_particles
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okinawan_particles

>> No.8567769

>>8567740
Isn't it obvious that he's linking to the OP?

>> No.8567794

>>8567769
the OP does not mention Okinawa in any first-world, second-world or third-world language.

>> No.8567927

>>8566691
what, with /v/? as long as they play by our rules.

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