/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://4chancup.wikidot.com/friendlies

>Any team can challenge ANY team. Both teams must agree.

So, who should we play?

[Anonymous No.]

/tg/, maybe? They haven't got anyone else to play.

It can be the "plagued by awful moderation" bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8545970
I thought the awful /tg/ moderation was just a phase they went through many months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

mugi belongs to /a/. stop being pathetic and stealing their people. why not use one of the many shitty visual novel characters /jp/tards are so proud of playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8545985
I'm pretty sure it is a representation for "Autism", who is one of the key players on the /jp/ team.

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>>8545959
Wow who updated our emblem? Looks very complicated and cluttered.

[Anonymous No.]

We should play ourselves. After all, can't we challenge any team? We'll beat ourselves and hence auto-opt-out of this crossboard cancer bullshit to begin with.

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>>8545993
That's been the emblem for as long as I can remember.

It's also one of the better ones, going by most people's opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this all like auto, bot vs bot kind of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is everyone in this thread pretending that they're from /jp/? Do you really think you're being subtle?

Fuck off.

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>>8546023
Some of them aren't pretending.

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>>8546012
I want to see /jp/ lose against /jp/ too.

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>>8546016
http://i.imgur.com/MwiPe.png

That was the old logo.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this like bots vs bots? Like we just watch random chance shit?

[Anonymous No.]

Today was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tomoka. She is really fucking hot and looks like a preschooler. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Mokkan called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

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>>8546030
Someone made a very professional looking one a day or so later which they used during the winter cup.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't see how you guys can fantasize about sucking off little boys. Little boys are meant to be fucked, they're too passive to be on top. If you tried sucking the dick of a little boy (which would incidentally be tiny, probably smaller than your own dick), he'd be resistant at first, only gradually submitting to the pleasure, until he would surrender and let you do all the work, and you'd just be wrapping your lips around his small shota cock until his hips starts shaking a little, your hear some girly moans, and feel a small load being deposited in your mouth. After swallowing, you'd look up and see him lying there, completely exhausted and breathing heavily.

If you suck of a futa, however.. You'd be overwhelmed seeing that huge dick in front of you, wondering if you'd even manage to fit it in your mouth. Somehow, you'd manage to get it in, inch by inch, but feeling overwhelmed by the huge presence inside of you. The girl might be a little shy at first if she's never done it before, but her sexual instincts would take over, and soon she'd be grabbing your hair and pushing you further towards her cock and making it impossible to pull it out, even if you wanted to. By the time she's ready to cum, she would, completely without warning, shove it as deep down your throat as she could, and with your face pressed tightly to her crotch, you'd feel her thick, warm sperm invading your throat and filling up your stomach. When she finally finishes, she lets go, and you can finally pull away and get some fresh air. She starts apologizing for getting carried away, and when you look up, you see that she's blushing for showing such a side to you. Overwhelmed by how adorable she is, you get up from your knees and hug her tightly. At which point you notice something hard pressing against you and realize that her boner still hasn't gone down at all.

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I'm sorry, but is my dick unable to get up anymore? Oh, that's right. i haven't even hit midlife yet. In fact, I'm only in my early 20's. Does not getting laid at 12 count as being a lonely faggot with no one to listen to me? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make a post like that when I'm still young and healthy? I'm a white male, who has made a decent salary for how many years now? I'm also competing with cavemen who only have girls because of how primitive high school society is. But you know what? They're going to be shit when they get older. I'm the fucking 1%, and would be lead engineer in my team at IBM if the company had not imported chinks for cheap. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when I'm rolling in pussy and you're not. Oh look at that, I have a few young girls looking for me, friends asking me out to hang with them, just like those "alphas" had in high school. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these buttfrustrate posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like venting his feelings because he thinks he'll look tough in front of other anons. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to give some criticism on this board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make posts like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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>>8546032
Anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

In the military, there are buff men who haven't jerked off in days. They see the new, girly /jp/ recruit, with his soft skin and shoulder length hair. They watch him constantly, his round ass bouncing through training, and always help him. They haven't seen a woman since the start of their 4 year career. One day, they all gang up on him in the shower. One of them grabs his tiny penis between his thumb and forefinger, and he instantly goes weak in the legs from the touch. He falls back into their warm, hairy embrace. They lift him to their face. 'W...Why?' he asks, sounding almost like a girl. They don't answer, or at least, not with words. He feels a penis, larger than he ever thought possible between his ass cheeks. Holding him and moving him, they fuck him in between his ass cheeks, the heat of his shaft rubbing his tight, moistening anus. When the man is about to orgasm, he sprays his seed all over /jp/. Another man grabs him, this time turning him over. /jp/ struggles but cannot resist. He slowly enters /jp/ as /jp/ moans with ecstasy, his virgin penis spraying clear liquids all over the floor. Another man quiets the moaning by ramming his 11 inch penis down /jp/s throat, fucking his moist throat. Eventually he orgasms into his mouth, milking the last drops of delicious semen into /jp/'s stomach. The man behind /jp/ orgasms too, filling /jp/ with warm seed, making his belly swell. /jp/ collapses, the men around him circle up and start jacking off, showering him with warm seed. Where does this story end? JOIN THE ARMY.

[Anonymous No.]

no.
you should know by now.
this is /jp/
leave.

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.

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>>8546043
Yes. This is an event organized around watching computers play against other computers. Even /sp/ admitted it was autistic.

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>>8545959
Fuck youuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

I know you're joking or trolling, but if you're serious, do you even realize how human sexuality develops? It's nothing more than a chaotic entangled web of fetishes, which were bootstrapped by some slight biological hints as to what constitutes the opposite sex (or same one, if you developed the wrong gender's brain structures). This web can and will bend considerably in just about any way you can think of, only stopped by aversions and certain thought patterns that people build in to avoid certain behaviors (sometimes rational, other times irrational, for example: religious behavior). There is no disease in there, it's just how the human brain works. Some of these fetishes will be more common (liking large breasts or ass) and thus socially acceptable, while others being less common and thus socially reprehensible. Regardless of the category they fall in, there is no reason to be ashamed of them, just realize that they are part of who you are. Some more "extreme" fetishes may present danger to others and one should realize the consequences of their actions if they choose to harm others and thus suppress destructive fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

so /k/ won the winter cup I gather

hey... does Marisa still post on /k/ or was he permabanned for good

[Anonymous No.]

DELETE THAT SHIT

/jp/ would never support crossboard faggotry, much less involving sports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8546100
No wonder we didn't get a date to the 4chan winter ball!

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>>8546100
But evidently it happened, and we even won a match.

That said, I have no idea who on earth decided our roster.