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8538797 No.8538797 [Reply] [Original]

>This guy grabs your gf's ass

What are you weak little faggots gonna do about it?

>> No.8538801

I'll pity him for grasping air like a retard

>> No.8538800 [DELETED] 

Stop making these threads. We all know about this guy already. It's not something-funny-I-found-on-the-internet-better-shoehorn-it-into-a-shitpost territory any more.

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*boom*

*boom*

*crash!*

That is all it takes this guy to break into your house and slap your ass.
Why have you not sucked his cock, dude

>> No.8538807

>>8538801
How can you let him touch your air girlfriend?! You never even loved her!

>> No.8538809

You can tell the pillow likes him.

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>>8538809
Dakimakura NTR.

>> No.8538818

>>8538812
Wonder if there's a douchin of that.

>> No.8538820

>>8538812
Don't worry once that nigger is done filling the dirty slut holes is up for you to the taking.

>> No.8538829

>What are you weak little faggots gonna do about it?

I'll grab my katana and fucking slice his head off.

>> No.8538839

>>8538829
But, your katanah would break because of its shitty steel.

>> No.8538845

>>8538839
Real life isn't like in the animes.

>> No.8538850

Please nigga, I know Aikido.

>> No.8538855

>>8538845
Exactly.

>> No.8538873

>>8538839
>>8538855
What?
Any blade would be enough to rip off his arteria.

>> No.8538877

Ask Arc if he'll play Melty with me.

>> No.8538885 [DELETED] 

>>8538873
A European broadsword maybe, but a katana?
Please.

>> No.8538891 [DELETED] 

>>8538885
Katanas are used in susoku, aren't they?

>> No.8538892 [SPOILER] 
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GUYS IS MY WAIFU KAWAII

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>>8538892
you fucking slut, I'm never calling you again.

>> No.8538898

>>8538892
I see this is getting popular in /v/. This kinda pleases me.

>> No.8538950

>>8538797
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8540874

>This guy grabs your gf's ass
>your gf's ass
>gf
>wut

>> No.8540885

So he is grabbing my hand? What is he, a fag?

>> No.8540891

Cry because theres nothing I can do, I dont know how to confront him. Would I attack him? Comfort my waifu? I honestly dont know what to do.
I'd probably cry and feel really helpless, then stalk him down and kill him later.
good thing that would never happen, just the thought makes me feel uneasy

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>mfw my thread gets deleted and this garbage gets to stay up

>> No.8540896

>>8538898
It's not like it started in /jp/?
Didn't this start in /a/?

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>>8540885
I had an explosive giggle and my face is now covered in snot and saliva. I also peed a little and farted.

>> No.8540904
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This is why I own an authentic katana which I keep sharpened.

Beware

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>>8538892
You idiot thats Ashe from League of Legends.

>> No.8540920

I may be weak, but I am black. I'm sure we'd make some kind of connection.

>> No.8540922

>>8540904
I own a sharp katana but keep it away in a box. I wonder how it's doing now. It was a very cheap katana, definitely not for intense battle usage, but has an edge that is sufficiently sharp enough to cut most things.

It's pretty much an expensive, oversized knife.

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>>8540912

>> No.8540956

The sharpest thing I own is a chef's knife, and it's in the kitchen.

>> No.8540978

>>8540891
>I'd probably cry and feel really helpless, then stalk him down and kill him later.
Hah, you couldn't kill anyone. You have enough problems trying to leave your computer chair.

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