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Imagine how bad Gensokyo smells

>> No.8537998

why the toilet is so short
reimu's going to shit the floor

>> No.8538010

tuhus no poop

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>> No.8538020

>>8538011
Oh...so it isn't sideways, it just shoots sideways!

>> No.8538022

>>8538011
piss is the cleanest body fluid

>> No.8538034

What did people do in the old days? Poop into a bowl then dump it somewhere? Have a trip to the woods for a daily shit?

>> No.8538041

>>8538022

[citation needed]

no it's not fucking retard that's why it's yellow it's full of all the shit you body can't use and water it is most definitely NOT the cleanest, saliva or cum would probably be those or tears.

>> No.8538044

In before Bear Grylls.

>> No.8538046

Her legs?!?

>> No.8538050

>>8538041
whose piss are you drinking?

>> No.8538053

>>8538041
He probably wanted to say sterile, rather than cleanest, then it'd be somewhat correct. Tears are also sterile, as you mentioned. Not sure on semen, as they contain live sperms. Saliva would have anything from inside your mouth, and you know that shit is filthy.

>> No.8538059

>>8538053
Correct, I was thinking of disease risk, but I am sure I'm wrong.

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Go on...

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>> No.8538166

I always wanted to know...do women blush when they piss? Guess I'll never find out.

>> No.8538177

>>8538166
Why would they blush?

>> No.8538185

>>8538166
You should know how to spy on women while they pee by now.

>> No.8538179

>>8538166
Go piss in front of a woman and find out.

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>> No.8538196

>>8538022
It is poisonous if consumed. Amonia ain't good for you.

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>> No.8538229

I want a girl to pee on me.

>> No.8538231

>>8538222
loli is more turned on than shota.

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>> No.8538316

fetish threads go on /d/, homolords

>> No.8538341

>>8538306
sauce

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>>8538316
Okay, I'll get out.

>>8538341
Natsumi Horiguchi Masturbation Paranoia.

>> No.8538346

>>8538306
It started off normal, what the fuck happened?

>> No.8538359

>>8538347
I love you

>> No.8538395

Thisismyfetish

>> No.8538400

I wonder why I can't stand peeing even though I like guro on other equally disgusting things.

>> No.8538409

>>8538400
Because it's kind of gross and it's just one of those things human bodies do. Like nobody has a...cardiovascular fetish.
On the other hand the vagina is involved and women are "vulnerable" and "natural" or whatever so I can sort of understand why people like it.

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>> No.8538540

>>8538400
Im the same, guro's great, but scat is just awful.

>> No.8538558

>>8538540
But peeing /= scat.

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>> No.8541775

>>8538400

Because you have shit taste and are a faggot

>> No.8541884

I want to be Gensokyos personal toilet paper. I want to lick every touhous dirty ass clean

>> No.8541893

>>8541884
You're weird man I just want to drink their pee

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Any VNs/eroges with peeing?

>> No.8543531

>>8541884
Become a shirouneri. Well, they're actually made of old cloth instead of toilet paper, but you should be able to find a way.

>>8541893
You'll need to be an akaname.

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>> No.8543563

>>8543527
Every nukige ever?

>> No.8543567

>>8543527
did you really just ask that

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>>8543563
Not really, but there's apparently a lot of them. Now if only Princess Lover got translated...

>>8543567
Why?

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How do you guys go about your pissing fetish? Do you actually practice it?

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>>8543591
How? Peeing on myself isn't that interesting, but pissing on the floor while fapping feels actually pretty good. Even peeing on women doesn't sound that great, I'm more of a fan of the reverse, if only...

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>>8538022
Duly noted.

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>>8543615
Would you rather piss on yourself with or without clothes? I think most of the excitement comes just from the mess I make.

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>>8543603
This isn't a feet thread. Take this shit away.

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>>8543669
Without, I haven't tried doing it clothed but I doubt it would make much difference for me.

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>>8543686
I'd still recommend it, it has a certain appeal.

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Just imagine your favorite 2ho hugging you tightly until you feel something warm but wet on your leg and the smell of ammonia enriches your nostrils. Then your 2ho makes the biggest smile at you.

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>>8543761
>smell of ammonia enriches your nostrils

I wouldn't call ammonia an "enriching" smell, and if she has ammonia in her piss then I'd be seriously concerned for her health.

>> No.8543884

Hey meido, protip: Just becaue a thread is full of touhou images, it doesn't mean it shoudl stay here.

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>>8543681
Why the *FUCK* are you using my image?

>> No.8543886

>>8543761
>smell of ammonia enriches your nostrils

I wouldn't say that ammonia has an "enriching" scent, and if her piss has so much ammonia in it that I can smell it then I would be rather concerned for her health.

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>>8543884
/jp/. Jay pee.

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>>8543761
Poor Yukari, her old age must be catching up with her if she is becoming incontinent.

>> No.8543909

>>8543885
I don't see your name on it.

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>>8543909
I don't think you know who you're f*cking with, kid.

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The only piss I would drink would be Minoriko's.

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which Touhou's piss-soaked bloomers would you twist into your mouth

>> No.8543992

>>8543947
Does her piss tastes like freshly baked sweet potatoes?
If yes, I woul drink her piss too.

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>>8543992
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/170409

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