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8533798 No.8533798 [Reply] [Original]

That feel when I just went to the petrol station shop to shyly buy sweets and energy drinks with my pocket money when some kid ten years younger than me comes in, buys cigarettes, beer, and petrol, then confidently complains to the cashier about his job before returning to his girlfriend in his car.

>> No.8533803

Sounds gay.

>> No.8533802
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8533802

>petrol station

>> No.8533807

>>8533802
I used at least six Commonwealth terms in my post. See if you can spot them all!

>> No.8533812

That feel when everyone has a glass of champagne at the table and you have a Pepsi.

>> No.8533816

Shows how much of a kid you are. Tch.

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>>8533807
>petrol station
>shyly
>pocket money
>cashier
That's all I can find

>> No.8533821

>>8533815
No wait, >shyly is not a faggot term

>> No.8533822

>>8533815
>sweets
>petrol

>> No.8533823

>>8533812
Oh god damn I know that feel.
It's horrible at family get-togethers because actual children who are like 12 or whatever drink booze and I stand there awkwardly shuffling about with my Coke.

>> No.8533825

>>8533822
How is "sweets" a commonwealth term?

>> No.8533827

I thought cashier was a universal term.

>> No.8533828

>>8533815
>>8533822
That's 5, though I counted both "petrol station" and "petrol" when I arrived at 6.

CONGRATURATION !!

>> No.8533831

They sell alcohol in petrol stations? Seems life a recipe for disaster.

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8533834

>that feel when born into a rich Jewish family so I don't have to worry about anything
I guess I do work though since I run a website. It's actually one most of you use every day, but I'm not saying which.

>> No.8533840

>>8533834
Let me guess: foolz.us?

>> No.8533839

>>8533831

Yeah GAS station tend to be package stores too, hell it's probably the place you're most likely to buy alcohol. Even if you're a shut in how could you not know this?

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8533841

>>8533834
Is that you moot?
Is that you Woxxy?
Is thta you Warosu?
Is that you Mayhem?

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8533843

>/bun/ founder Jones Sama, and 4chan X maintainer ``Mayhemme'' were both marching arm in arm today at the 9th annual "Fighting Online Antisemitism" seminar in Tel Aviv, Israel. The seminar was blocked off to media but we got the opportunity to shortly speak to both Jones Sama and Mayhemme as they were leaving.
>"I have feared outing myself as a Jew for a long time. I have been afraid of the reaction from my supporters. I'm no longer afraid to admit I am Jewish. Online Antisemitism is no laughing matter and must be dealt with." said Mr. Mayhemme. Before hoping in his cab Mr. Mayhemme admitted he plans on moving to Jerusalem by years end. His new project 4chan QR follows a strict anti-hate speech policy. By years end Mr. Mayhemme has promised to implement a similar policy for his much more controversial project 4chan X.
>"Antisemitism is a disease." said Mr. Sama as he rushed to his limo. "My grandfather died in the holocaust and these cowards have the audacity to claim it never happened online." Mr. Sama seemed angered and in no mood for further discussion.
>Not much is known about the topics of discussion at this years seminar but rumor has it one of the main topics of discussion was the IDF's efforts in building an online army of tolerance.

>> No.8533844

Wonderful stuff OP.
I'm going to ask my mother if she will buy me some sweets and energy drinks when she gets home from work.

>> No.8533848

>>8533839
Because there are places in the United States where you cannot buy beer at a gas station?

>> No.8533850

That feel when I am israeli browsing /jp/ and I notice other /jp/ers pretending to be israeli and constantly making anti-israeli threads and everyone joining in to make fun of Israelis and the janitors/mods lets it slide since they also like to make fun of israelis and I can't do nothing about it since I am a israeli and get reported for being israeli.

>> No.8533856

>>8533823
Why the HELL don't you just have champaigne then?

>> No.8533858

>>8533850
Deal with your shit quietly.

>> No.8533859

well, well, well, what have we here? another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the /a/ mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting *the entire thread for additional proof* and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking anime board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound piles of shit. your days are *fucking numbered*.

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8533857

>2012
>leaving your house

I don't know that feel OP. ;_;

>> No.8533864

>>8533859
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.8533861

>>8533850

OY VEY IT'S LIKE THE SHOAH ALL OVER AGAIN!

>> No.8533860

>>8533850
I'm an American, and just so you know, we will always love you, Jewbro. Europe may cook Jews in their ovens, but we will always have challah in ours.

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8533863

That feel when today is your birthday.

>> No.8533866

>>8533860

Fuck you kike. No American wants to give another 7 billion to your welfare country.

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>>8533863

Happy birthday! Just remember, try not to think that you're one year older, but that you're celebrating the day of your birth. Have a good one.

>> No.8533871

>>8533850
Your side deserves to lose.

>> No.8533875

Minna-san~

Fuck off back to /v/, onegaishimasu!

>> No.8533878

>>8533875
Get a load of this weeajoo

>> No.8533879

>>8533866
>kike
>my welfare country
wut

Nigga, I'm an American. A Nordic American in the Midwest. I'm one hundred per cent Aryan, bich, and Israel is the best country in the Middle East by far. Would you rather another Lebanon, or a real country?

>> No.8533880

>>8533871
Nah. Palestinians deserve to lose. They've done nothing but prove themselves to be worse than Serbs.

>> No.8533896

>>8533879
>Israel is the best country in the Middle East by far.
even the best part of shit is still shit.

>> No.8533897

>>8533880
U MENA ``sit around peacefully and get along regardless of religion except for a few extremists who plan coordinated attacks whereas the Jews just drop horrific white phosphorous on civilians''

>> No.8533904

>>8533897
>``''
You will never be paid for writing code, faglord.

>> No.8533908

>>8533879

Sure you are, pal.

And I don't give a fuck if sand niggers nuked Pissreal to hell and vise versa. Either way it shouldn't be any of our business.

But one FACT remains and that's that kikes have done more damage economically and culturally than Muslims ever have or will to the united states. If they'd just fuck off back to their supposedly beloved homeland and didn't meddle in our banking, education and politics maybe I wouldn't hate them so much.

You'd really have to be incredibly retarded to be pro-kike if you're American.

>> No.8533913

>>8533897
Nah. Every attempt to form a government has resulted in catastrophic failure. Palestinians are really pretty pathetic. The Israelis actually know what they're doing, and have kicked ass and improved the land they've earned ten times over with innovation and pure, honest, Jew-work. Hell, even the Neo Nazis have mostly admitted the Jews are bad ass and focused their hatred on other minorities. It's only backwater Europeans that can't let go of their ancient hatred, and find themselves in agreement with the Arabs.. who are basically in the medieval ages.

>> No.8533916

>>8533908
>You'd really have to be incredibly retarded to be pro-kike if you're American.
Nope. You'd have to be literally a man suffering with Down's Syndrome to not support our best ally in the region with all your might. Stay mentally crippled, son.

>> No.8533922

>>8533913

>innovation and pure, honest, Jew-work.

That's rich.

>> No.8533930

>>8533908
Ron Paul 2012, amirite guise? xD

Hey faggot, watch this video:
http://youtu.be/TOqbktoNXX0
If you're against Israel, you're against every American citizen in our fair country.

>> No.8533933

Can you guys honestly just shut up about the jews once?

>> No.8533934

>>8533916

Our ally? What do they do for us? Take our resources? What are we getting from this relationship, honestly?

http://www.commondreams.org/views02/0509-07.htm

Oh look what our best buddies are good for! What a great ally! Of course none of god's chosen are going to face any consequences for this.

The fact of the matter is we're fighting their battles, not the other way around and we gain zip from the insane amount of resources we pour into those fuckers.

>> No.8533938

>>8533934
please see
>>8533930

>> No.8533940

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeGYAfh9A1k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1N1zhUm84w

omg, dos poor palestinians!!!!!111!!11!

>> No.8533945

>>8533938

Yeah he sounds like he wants to blow up Israel, I know for a fact they don't have the capabilities to touch the US even if they wanted, not only that but we only get shit from them becuase of our alliance with a certain group of large nosed money grubbers.

It's not becuase "They hate our freedoms" I can tell ya that much.

>> No.8533952

>>8533940
Is this guy an actor or something?

>> No.8533951

>>8533807
I don't think you did.

Sweets and shyly are both pretty commonly used.

And cashier is just what you call the asshole behind the counter. Petrol is a given, and "petrol station shop" might be another, as we don't distinguish between the pumps and the little hut with all the shit in it calling the entire place the "gas station".

I see two, and the second one is basically a gimme.
We have pocket money too

>> No.8533955

>>8533913

bitch please, the only reason jewland is still standing at all is because America dumps billions on it every year and supplies it with the latest military technology. The only thing kikes have done is brainwash us into thinking we need an ally in the middle east or some bullshit when in reality we should just get the hell out of there and focus on our own damn problems instead of bleeding for these kikes.

>> No.8533960

Christians and Muslims should band together and finish what Hitler started and genocide the Jews.
In exchange, Christians and Muslims get equal seats of power and the Western world falls under Sharia law (the good kind, not the jihad misinterpretations faggots like to prattle on about), with the exception of any laws regarding booze (for non-Muslims) and religious conversion (i.e. practice whatever religion you want, but keep it to yourself).

>> No.8533967

>>8533933
It gets me how a bunch of sheltered weeaboo neets can get so worked up over jews

>> No.8533969

>>8533945
>Yeah he sounds like he wants to blow up Israel
Ahmadinejad?

Iran doesn't even have a nuclear weapons programme:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2009/09/15/intelligence-agencies-say-no-new-nukes-in-iran.html
And the quote they used was a mistranslation:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmoud_Ahmadinejad_and_Israel#.22Wiped_off_the_map.22_controversy
Meanwhile, Israel has had WMDs since the 60s but refuses any inspections.

>> No.8533970

>>8533934
>>8533955
Hahaha. Oh man, you guys.

>> No.8533973

>>8533960
I suggest that Christians band together with Muslims to finish the holocaust, and then the Christians turn back on the Muslims to finish what the Crusades started.

>> No.8533977

>>8533969
>Uses article from 2009.
>Actually thinks Iran wouldn't desperately do all it can to become an untouchable nation like Pakistan and North Korea by developing nuclear arms.
Stay ignorant, anon.

>> No.8533979

>>8533967
The Jews have modelled your life from start to finish. You have been conditioned and altered (often physically) since birth because of a Zionist regime controlling your country. It's quite possible the Jews are even responsible for you being a NEET. That's not paranoia or shifting the blame: many of the social structures that lead to depression and unemployment are the direct result of Zionist propaganda.
Fortunately, Japanese media seems to be safe. For now.

>> No.8533984

>You have been conditioned and altered
>(often physically)
That's where I cracked up.

>> No.8533990

>>8533979
>It's quite possible the Jews are even responsible for you being a NEET

But what about the japanese NEEts? Are they forced into NEETdom by korean, who work in league with the jews?

>> No.8533993

>>8533977
Well yeah, that is when they did the inspection.
They've also signed the treaties against chemical and biological weapons:
http://www.opcw.org/about-opcw/member-states/
http://www.opbw.org/convention/status.html
And the nuclear non-proliferation treaty:
http://www.fas.org/nuke/control/npt/text/npt3.htm

Guess who isn't on these lists.

>> No.8533997

>>8533990
Knowing lying monkey is common sense.
Try harder.

>> No.8533998

>>8533993
>Signed treaties.
Seriously? My earlier comment stands.

And no shit Israel has nuclear arms. I don't see your point. Do you think I care that France has nuclear arms, or even Russia and China? It's fine if a limited number of responsible nations have them. Israel having nuclear arms is just smart of them.

>> No.8534005

>>8533977

NATIONAL SOVEREIGNTY HOW AWFUL!

OY VEY WE MUST STAY GLOBALIZED SO THE GOYIM REMAIN INFLUENCED BY OUR MEDIA HEHEHE

>> No.8534012

>>8534005
>Believing every nation is equal.
/jp/ is on a roll this morning.

>> No.8534028

Don't be so quick to Judge moslems. The Ottoman empire was generous with aid toward European nations in their times of need. During the famines in Ireland they sent ships of food and gold that cockroach Britain even tried to stop.
There are accounts of them purchasing Finnish slaves from the Russians just to set them free and return them to their country.

What you see in the middle east is also the cause of Zionism. The same Zionist who would destroy households, break up families and values, brainwash the populace with corrupt media, then point and say "Oh look, these are nothing but animals and deserve punishment!", when they themselves are the root cause.

>> No.8534035

>>8533998
Treaties mean something. Countries aren't little kids who promise not to do something then lie. Foreign relations are more complex than that.
Besides, why wouldn't Israel sign? Oh right, they want to proliferate nuclear weapons. But that's just "smart of them". After all, they face attack from Iran every d-oh. Wait....

>> No.8534036

>>8534028
Yeah they were so generous when they fucked up the Balkans and tried to conquer Europe. Real heroes i'd say.

>> No.8534039

>>8534012

Regardless they don't have the technology to touch us. You could say what if sand niggers do that and what if sand niggers do this" all day long while ignoring the real tangible effects Jew land has had on us if you want.

Bottom line is they're useless to us, and they're only a tumor we should have cut loose long ago.

Now go spread your propaganda elsewhere JIDF, because I've had it up to here with this talk.

>> No.8534052

>>8534036
SPOILER: Every nation is dicks and wants to take over the Earth. We're just more subtle about it now.
Focus on the positives.

>> No.8534062

>>8534035
>An ostracized totalitarian nation with no friends except other fairly awful countries that don't give a fuck about what the civilized world has to say would never sign a treaty just to buy time before they develop and obtain nuclear arms that would essentially make them resistant to attack. Never!
>they want to proliferate nuclear weapons.
Nope, I don't see Israel proliferating nuclear weapons. Maybe you should look up the historical definition of proliferation while the adults hold their discussion, child. You're like the anti-abortion groups using the term genocide in their propaganda. "B-but it literally kind of almost fits!"

>> No.8534088

>ride up to gas station
>filling up
>catch jew checking out my bike
>make eye contact
>he awkwardly turns his head and walks away
>he jelly as fuck

Quoting my autobiography.

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