Katawa Shoujo General

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Now with 100% more cripples.

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akira?

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>>8525698
Lilly

[Anonymous No.]

Rin with a beauty mark.

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>>8525698
>>8525703
Thread confirmed for cripple incest

[Anonymous No.]

Emi

[Anonymous No.]

Who had the best sex scenes?

my vote is Shizune's 2nd one. That part where she's enjoying herself so much she actually vocalizes...

[Anonymous No.]

Hanako and everyone else

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Hans

[Roly Poly Roly Rin No.]

Kenji.
Just Kenji.

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>>8525697
misha is my gal

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>>8525697
Unatco?

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Fuck I love OP's picture, warm fuzzy feels every time.

So on an unrelated note /jp/, there's this girl I met that's pretty cool, but we're both introverted as fuck so it's usually up to me to start the conversation.

I suck at starting conversations.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

just for laughs!

[Anonymous No.]

Girl of the year all years.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you miss /v/ by like a few inches?

It's understandable, I browse both too, but you better start some hardcore trolling in here on the quickfast.

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>>8525726
FEMA

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>>8525728
Don't bring up weather, it's such a huge cop out that it drives me nuts.

The key to engaging a conversation with a woman, is that you must let them talk. Ask questions about them and stray from questions that require you to talk.

That's what at least I've learned. Woman like to talk about themselves.

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>>8525728
Don't bring up weather, it's such a huge cop out that it drives me nuts.

The key to engaging a conversation with a woman, is that you must let them talk. Ask questions about them and stray from questions that require you to talk.

That's what at least I've learned. Woman like to talk about themselves.

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>>8525749
You'll never find her, KSG

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>>8525734
another one!

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>>8525734
Why don't I have a reaction image for how much I laughed at this.
Either way that guy must have been stupid or brain dead not to notice.

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>>8525739
emibros started running for her.
lilybros started drinking tea.
rinbros started painting.

i started eating parfaits for her.

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>>8525710
Hey, I need some advice. The past four days my shins and behind my knees have been hurting like hell, so I've been wearing ice packs and taking breaks(Didn't walk Saturday.) I've stopped running/jogging, and instead opted to walk rather than run. Today it went well, but if I go any faster than walking slightly faster than normal, my legs feel like stones and my shins hurt like hell.

Should I lay off the walking for a while, or what? Or is this just part of the process? It started to feel much better on my trip back home though, and it doesn't hurt as much as yesterday right now.

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>>8525770
I'm drinking more because of her.
And I run drunk.
Feels good man.

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>>8525770
Keep starting them until it's second nature. She'll warm up to you.

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Why are you copy pasting everything from the /v/ thread here?

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>>8525774
lol way to get shin splints, you retard

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>>8525774
walking is a good idea, you don't want to hurt yourself.

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Did I accidentally click on /v/ or something?

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>>8525787
I don't know but this thread is really sad.

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>>8525714
> Implying you're not cute, Hanako ...

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>>8525778
oh yeah?
i made bacon for my waifu.

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Remind me why I still haven't finished KS yet, even though I want to?

More to the point, is Shizune going to continue being this boring?

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>>8525728
Rant about niggers and jews.

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every post is about 30 seconds apart. This thread is really depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

So, in the end, what was Misha disability?

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>>8525787
Get out of /jp/.

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>>8525774
Are you sure you streched before and after?

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>>8525802
"Hi there, you haven't seen any niggers around have you?"

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>>8525806
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

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>>8525811
You ask for a hamburger. All the molecules in the universe have shifted one inch to the left. The hamburger asks for you. Somehow you have appeared in soviet Russia. You start awake sweating in your own bed. I give you a hamburger. Shrieking, you stagger into the road in a daze. You ask for a hamburger. The ambulance does not arrive in time. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger. As you take a bite you notice ants all over your skin. You ask for a hamburger. The children cry over their father's dead body. You ask for a hamburger. You are blind, but you can feel the worms writhing in your stomach. I am your father. I give you a hamburger. You giggle as I stumble. I ask for a hamburger, you give me a hamburger. You awake with a start in your own bed.

I give you a hamburger. The wizened meat explodes to dust and you realise eons have passed and you are alone in a desolate waste. You awake screaming.

I give you a hamburger.

You take the hamburger with trembling hands. Your eye twitches involuntarily. As you take a bite the ants crawl into your mouth. You look at me desperately. I give you a hamburger. You awake in the corner of your wardrobe in tears. I give you a hamburger. You notice the semitrailer bearing down on you. You try to take a bite but your jaws refuse to open. I give you a hamburger. Your children stop giggling as they hear the sickening crack of your skull meeting the pavement. I give you a hamburger. Collapsing, you vomit uncontrollably. You take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily.

I give you a hamburger.

I give you a hamburger.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I completed Hanako's route today, and I'll have to say, it was a downer.
It's the worst route in the game ( I just started Shizune's, but it's already better)
There wasn't anything in it except Hanako being a trainwreck. And those scars on her back, whoooa.

Also the hentai scene felt forced like hell.
It went like this in my eyes:
Hanako: "Well, Hisao, here I am, you can see all my scars now..."
Hisao: "OKAY WELL LET'S FUCK!"
Hanako: "Um, I wasn't..."
Hisao: "I'M READY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!"
Hanako:"okay..."

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>>8525774
If you can swim , you'll have the body of a greek god.

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Meet the Hard and Deeply Buried Target Next Generation Multiple Warhead System, known as, yes, the HARDBUT. It’s designed to go deep where others can’t, penetrating the most secure command centers, hardened infrastructure and “underground facilities including caves,” according to its manufacturer. As you might have presumed, it’s European, designed by the Euro mega-missile giant MBDA, with research cash for testing it provided by the French and British defense ministries.

And it performs under pressure. MBDA announced today that the HARDBUT missile successfully smashed through a “massive concrete target” on September 14. The company boasted that the HARDBUT “penetrated through and exited the rear face of the target, demonstrating a penetration capability significantly in excess of any warhead currently produced by MBDA.” It sounds like it’s been raring to go, having not gotten any action since its first test in May.

Unfortunately, we’ve only got the company’s word to go on in assessing the power of the HARDBUT. MBDA didn’t reveal how thick the concrete target was, nor how big the multi-warheaded missile actually is. Here in the U.S., the Air Force is getting ready to unleash a 30,000-pound Massive Ordnance Penetrator by 2012, and the Defense Threat Reduction Agency is bolstering its own bunker-buster capability. That’s on top of the 5000-pound “Divine Thunderbolt” missile that the Air Force already has. Can HARDBUT top their performance?

The jury’s still out on whether Americans or Europeans make the more effective penetrators. Still, judging from MBDA, the HARDBUT is certainly nothing to laugh at.

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>>8525805
She wanted to be a sign-language teacher, so she went to a specialized school, and she got reduced tuition fees because of it. Misha wasn't disabled. Her only flaw was making so many guys have heart attacks or suicides.

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Hanabro, reporting in.

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>>8525734
HA! Oh wow. Now I wish I knew someone who's blind.

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Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

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/v/ here, this shit is whack yo

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>>8525774
I think at this point the pain may be a little inevitable, and let me explain why.

You're working out probably more than you have in the past 2 years (not bad mouthing, just saying) and you're using muscles excessively that you haven't used excessively before. The odds of you getting shin splints were high and you got them (just like I have now) and it's not a bad thing. jogging and running is out of the question right now but walks are fine because they still give you exercise without putting so much stress on the limbs. You need that ice at least 4 hours a day though. Just grab an icepack and ace wrap it around the area of pain.

You thinking about attempting any other forms of exercise? Maybe bike? Also I hope your stretching because if you're not, I live in the same state as you. I'll find you.

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I bet you've never experienced how truely hard and thick one's own penis can become. The head absolutely full and firm to the touch. Taking one's shaft with both hands and imagining yourself pounding deep into a prepubescent girl. The feeling of releasing on facial emotions or just the right formation of lines and shapes that truly bring a guy to the height of ecstasy. Then feeling you must not only find your own pleasure but continue to violate this image. To be turned on by the pleasure of what you focus your sexual desires on being mortified by you. The feeling that they must both suffer and take you in as a whole. To take this image, and make yourself whole within it. Then you continue, again and again. Now you find but nothing comes out but near clear fluids.
You feast. Protein, carbohydrates. Whatever you can get you devour. You must build up your stamina and nutrients to waste them yet again.
20 times a day not enough? You clearly are not a man of science nor a man of poetry.

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>>8525813

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>>8525774

I'm going to take a stab in the dark, but people that masturbate 10+ times a day subconsciously drink quite a bit of fluids.
It's the sad truth that the majority of popular anime are also the worst. Naruto is a perfect example. The characters are horribly developed, the writing is incredibly dull and uninspired. The plot takes forever to go anywhere due to long and drawn-out battles that have no affect on the main plot. An enormous cast of boring side characters. The main villain, Sasuke, has no motivation for his actions, he's just evil for the sake of being evil. He might have some reason for his actions but Naruto would rather deal with POWER LEVELS and fights than any real plot. The character designs are nice but the manga is full of filler due to Kishimoto being lazy and not wanting assistants to help and the anime is full of QUALITY. The interactions between the characters is laughable and poorly executed.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

45 posts, 3 posters.

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>>8525726
Paul. I thought you were in Hong Kong.

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>>8525774
thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

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>>8525837
Zelda is so racist. The good guys are all white blond-haired Aryan types, and the bad guy is a brown-skinned man with a pronounced nose.

Other races like gorons and zora are considered "good" because they submit to the Hylians.

Not the gerudo, though. Nope. They want to be independent and refuse to be dominated, therefore they are "evil."

Say, doesn't Hylian kinda sound like Aryan?

Ganon wants to create "a world of darkness," because obviously a world not ruled by white people = darkness and chaos amirite?

Link is the chosen hero because he has the blood of ancient Hylian warriors. He's a hero because of his blood? In other words, he's automatically the hero because his ancestors are white?

Master Sword, huh? Is that like the master race?

The Triforce is a KKK symbol.

The final boss of Zelda 2 is Shadow Link, who is exactly like Link except he is black.

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Minna-san~

Fuck off back to /v/, onegaishimasu!

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>>8525837
So? Do we have to post once every 5 minutes because of how slow the board normally is?

This is a VN thread and is being spammed by autists. Do your part and report their spam. Idiots that can't ignore threads that they aren't interested in are cancer.

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>>8525837
Do you think I care?

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>>8525844

Been a while, no?
Lately, the topic of watermarks seems to get out of hands...
I could rant 20 pages about this topic, but in the end nobody is going to give a damn anyway.
So let me just say a few lines:
The readers don't want watermarks.
Scanlators don't want the reader to read on Mangafox.
How can we make both sides happy?
There is an easy way.
Don't release at all
Yeah, then the chapter won't pop up at Mangafox and no one could complain about watermarks.
Awesome solution, right?

Basically, it means I won't make new chapters of LsL public for a while.
Only the staff gets to view it.
But we're NOT dropping it.

Enjoy~
PROzess-chama

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>>8525843
Go back to /a/, desu. /jp/ is for VNs, Touhou and assorted non-/a/ Otaku material.

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>>8525848
Whenever someone makes a Naruto thread he gives the same argument that "it's a manga so you can't stop us".
No fucking shit.
No one is claiming that Naruto is not a manga, but if you could actually see what consequences these threads always have you might understand why discussing Naruto on /a/ is not the most clever idea.
These threads always attract the most unbearable faggots who can't argue without spouting "u mad" or "butthurt" all the time, these people don't give a fuck about how /a/ has always been and think everyone should suck their cock the instant they show up.

I read Naruto when I happen to remember, haven't read in a few weeks because it's seriously gone downhill, but I don't have the urge to rub on everyone's faces that "NARUTO IS A MANGA TOO YOU CAN'T STOP US FROM DISCUSSING IT". You realize that you are being noisy idiots when you say this?

When in Rome, behave like the Romans.

Fucking hell you people.

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>>8525697
>Katawa Shoujo General
But this is /jp/!
Oh right, daytime /jp/

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>>8525844
>This is a VN thread and is being spammed by autists.
That's because the majority of the people who play VNs are autists.

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>>8525846
I know that I sure as fuck don't

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>>8525866
I've reported you aswell.

Please familiarize yourself with the global rules of 4chan before posting. As always, feel free to lurk, as a common courtesy.

>Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

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So everyone agrees that Shizune was the worst route, right? Except for Misha.

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>>8525861
>daytime /jp/
you know it's evening in europe, retard

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>>8525898
It wasn't THAT bad, but yeah it was the worst one.
By the way, did anyone just go with the flow instead of trying to go for a particular girl? I did, and I ended up with Emi.

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>>8525907
Emi was my first. I wanted Lilly because in the first meeting tea scene it was HNNNNG but then I pushed myself on the running track for my own benefit, then I just carried on with Emi's route.

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>>8525907
I did, got good ending Hanako, felt good man.

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>>8525901
who gives a shit about europe?

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I thought I was on /a/ for a second.

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>>8525931
Don't worry, it's not hard to find your way back. Please feel free to discuss Katawa Shoujo in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is pretty funny at the archive

[Anonymous No.]

I am not starting the day off with this shit on the front page of /jp/. Back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck yes I love Katawa Shoujo

pic related my waifoos

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>>8525931
yah, usually I'm the only guy who advocates this game and I just say it's ok to pretty good when people start trashing on it here, I still HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHY IT'S SO POPULAR, I mean it's basically the same thing as A Profile except the illness is there from the begining rather than thrown at things at the end of routes cause the writers had no clue what they were doing making a SoL/light humor vn
I guess if it's about as good as a game that was popular enough to get translated it deserves some threads, but man, it's really not this good and why are these guys on /jp/

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>>8525959
Simple.
"4chan made it". Even though we know how it went, that's still there and people love to be part of the sekrit kloob.

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>>8525960
hehehe kloob, but seriously 4chan is huge nowadays, hell I started soming in 2006 when it was already huge, now it's bigger, if you want real secret club status you join a project on a small site where people are actually cool like 99chan or waha or 4ch rather than a giant ball where nobody cares what they say,
hell, 99chan has some really funny memes and really cool projects of its own

[Anonymous No.]

>>8525967
Actually, it's very mysterious that /a/ can still have ontopic threads most of the time. That shit is just too big.

[Anonymous No.]

die

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>>8525728

Leave. 3DPD are worthless and you should be ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is someone transposing a /v/ thread here?

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>>8525999

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[Anonymous No.]

Not /jp/ related.
>>>/v/