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A niggerwizard appears and offers to take you to Gensokyo. However, he will only do so on the condition you first go a whole year without using any sort of computer or the Internet. Failure to meet his terms means he will castrate you and then rape you silly.

Do you accept his offer?

>> No.8516901

>>8516895
i give him banana to lure him out do not trust nigger they rob you when you turn back on them

>> No.8516934

>a whole year without using any sort of computer or the Internet
This isn't excruciatingly hard. If it is, a person needs to explore alternative hobbies. Plenty of artistic and physical interests, plenty of crafts and disciplines.

"Your genitalia cause you incredible pain if used sexually for a year." maybe.

>> No.8516936

>A niggerwizard

I lynch him.

>> No.8516937

>go to gensokyo
>get castrated and raped by a nigger

any option to do both?

>> No.8516956

My job requires me to use a computer so I'm going to have to pass

>> No.8516954
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8516954

I have a fucking pile of books that need to be read. I'll just escape into that fantasy world and enter gensokyo extremely well-read

Besides, I could sell my computer and stock up on supplies read guns and ammunition for the trip to gensokyo

>> No.8516959

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.8516964

>>8516936
DARK N EDGY XD

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