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This is a rabbit.
It was born to fuck non-stop.
Too bad it's a dyke.

>> No.8515697

Penis with ears

>> No.8515701
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8515701

Haiku thread time?
We can have these too, I guess
Nice thread on /jp/

>> No.8515757

Brilliant haikus.
Both fitting and on-topic.
Truly a lost art.

>> No.8515785

Would you have it in you to fill, _all_ of her wombs?

>> No.8515944

What a shitty thread.
Always with the same bullshit.
Just fuck off and die.

>> No.8516061
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8516061

Ahh, the good old days

>> No.8516212

Since I'm in /jp/
"Why don't you suck my cock, dude?"
Should I ask for good

>> No.8516234
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8516234

I'm Patrick Bateman
I derail threads with doubles
I also cleave whores.

>> No.8516239
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8516239

>>8516234

>> No.8516281
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8516281

Pat did not succeed
But I got spurdo spardo
To get this over with

>> No.8516315 [DELETED] 

Reimu is red,
Sanae is lewd,
Get out of /jp/,
but suck my cock dude.

>> No.8516350

early leaf that withers
in the cold of winter days
hippopotamus

>> No.8516360
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8516360

This here is a Yuugi
Her muscles are huge yet sexy
Do you even lift?

>> No.8516361

This thread is ancient.
It's gay cause it's not OC.
So suck my cock, dude.

>> No.8516405

ARE YOU FRUSTRATED
I JUST FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR
I JUST PEED MYSELF

>> No.8516425

>>8516360
A haiku is 5/7/5, not 6/8/5.

>> No.8516445

>>8516425
One Two Three Four Five
Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Zero
I made a Haiku

>> No.8516453

>>8516445
Good job

>> No.8516464

>>8516445
5/8/5, try again.

>> No.8516585
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8516585

My scarlet loli
Enabler of my fetish
My dick throbs for you

>> No.8516644

Here is my comeback
Or is it all in my head?
Got my dubs this time

>> No.8516643

>>8516445
5/8/5
shoulda used zilch or zip instead of zero

>> No.8516658
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8516658

In my lust for dubs
Forgot to put an image
I think I will hurl

>> No.8516665

>>8516585
Second worst 2hu.
Embodiment of mediocrity.
Purge the vampire.

>> No.8516679

>>8516665

You faggot
don't dare talk shit
of my waifu

>> No.8516686
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8516686

>>8516665
5/10/5

>> No.8516720

>>8516679
thou furious
get out of /jp/
secondary

>> No.8516724

I don't know how to
count syllabes in english
fucked you're touhou

>> No.8516739

I am the bone of
my sword, steel is my body
and fire is my blood

>> No.8516751

>>8516679
>>8516720
Haiku aren't that hard you guys.

>> No.8516752
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8516752

Nine baka baka
Baka baka nine baka
Baka baka nine

>> No.8516774

I want you to know
I fucked you're Touhou
So go ahead and weep
Cry yourself to sleep
Because she's my waifu now

>> No.8516779

>>8516752
eks dee ell oh ell
epic bakas eks dee nine
sugoi high fives

>> No.8516783
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8516783

Radiant Sunny
Clumsy moe Luna-chan
and then that bitch Star

>> No.8516802

>>8516751

Honestly, I can't into English syllables.

>> No.8516868

>>8516774
Limericks are for the Irish
It's your, you fish
My 2hu waifu will rape you
But you have to wait in a cue
Because I'm the first dish

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