/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, what does it take to lure you out of your room?

I.. I just want to see you for v-valentine's d-day. ; - ; I even made you a cake.

[Anonymous No.]

Money and cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Come to my door and ask to see me. We can go out if you have money, my mom is having a hard time with bills at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu holding my hand and promising we are going to the magical woods to see Marisa

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8510030
This.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm actually planning to surprise OP by coming to see him on V-Day instead of the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

It doesn't take much.
Though, considering my room is barely big enough to fit a twin bed, that shouldn't be much of a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

Go call the police or the hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

You can lure me out with good food.

[Anonymous No.]

Lucky you anon, I love cake.

If you come see me I promise to spend the day with you. I-it will be my first time in a few years though, I'll be in your care.

[Anonymous No.]

This shitposting /jp/ dating thread has been made before and it's still up and because meido is an incompetent shit I can't reuse my "subhuman /a/ fags shitting up my board" image again to tell you to get out of /jp/.

>>8505838

[Anonymous No.]

what the hell is this valentine day shit your talking about

[Anonymous No.]

Was there any more made with those eyes? Even from other shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8510102
Here, take mine.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want my own /jp/sie for the holidays ; _ ;

i'll give you cake. and strawberries.
whatever you like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8510064
i love you, anon. really.

[Anonymous !zeSatenX0. No.]

So much love, /jp/ can be so cute and sweet sometimes~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8510264
Satenon, let's spend valentines together,

[Anonymous No.]

No thanks
I don't think any of you would make a good cute trap slave.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>8510316
What, on /jp/? I'm sure there's at least a few.

[Anonymous No.]

$1000 in crisp, hard American dollar bills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8510339
Nah either too delicate or too hideous.

[Anonymous No.]

A motorcycle ride through the countryside please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8510024
Good god that pic is horrendous. Probably a reason why firearms were created. Poor thing was already too dumb to live... someone should have mercifully taken her out ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

my real life... basically
shit ain't gonna pay for itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>8510540
I'll take you out for a nice treat, i'll even buy you dessert.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm probably going to go out and go clothes shopping (for my girlfriend, of course, look how nice I am) the week prior to Valentine's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8510585
I'll be shopping for my girlfriend too...in love plus

[Anonymous No.]

>>8510024
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3bCAs02CZE&feature=related
He runs in my room.

[Anonymous No.]