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>> No.8493974

Because boys are icky.

>> No.8493973
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>> No.8493977

I want to be the little girl for Draper from Mad men. He is mai husbando

>> No.8493988
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8493988

One day i will marry a kind and gentle /jp/er, and we will live happy ever after~

>> No.8493991

>>8493974
this.

>> No.8494009

>>8493988
;_;

I would welcome you into my heart and give you many gifts of lovely flowers. I'd do everything to make life comfortable, happy and filled with love.

>> No.8494011

>>8493988
Used goods.

>> No.8494038

Because i am straight.
..And no one would ever want me

>> No.8494046

>>8494038
I'll be your boyfriend. We can at least give it a go. When I wrap my legs around you and beg you to cum inside me I doubt you'll care I am male.

>> No.8494073
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8494073

>When I wrap my legs around you and beg you to cum inside me I doubt you'll care I am male.

Am now stiff as a board

>> No.8494084

/jp/ - love season

You should accept that you will be forever alone.I did;_;

>> No.8494106

>>8494046
Oh god why am I so hard.

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>>8494046
Lewd~

>> No.8494114

>>8494046

Now has his choice of any dick in this thread.

(pick me pick me )

>> No.8494116

>>8494046
Only if you are a girly trap. I would hate to cum inside a hairy manass

>> No.8494136

I hate hair

>> No.8494142
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8494142

Because people, including men, are horrible and mean and make me cry. ;_;

Go away.

>> No.8494154

>>8494142
You have just not found the right one Anon!
Not everyone is mean and horrible, dont give up.

I'm sure a kind little girl like yourself will find someone nice one day.

>> No.8494161

>>8494154
You're a dick.

>> No.8494174

Pull yourself out of this sorry state you're in instead /jp/. Go find yourself a cute girl and have some white children, it's not impossible.

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>>8494174
>Girl
>Have children

>> No.8494223

carnal relationships are a pain

>> No.8494225

I do have one.
Loving is suffering.
I miss being single

>> No.8494234

I don't like men.

>> No.8494240

Because I'm not a faggot? Fuck off

>> No.8494241

Man, woman, I don't even care anymore. I just want to be penetrated in the butt.

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>>8494154

I'd have to work up the courage to let them get close to me first ;_;

>> No.8494268

>>8494257
I think I could be the man for the job. We can start by holding hands and going for walks, I'd cook you some nice meals and cuddle you while watching shows or playing VNs.

When you trust me enough to share yourself with me, I can just imagine having anon approach my from behind while I'm cooking spaghetti and hug me, eventually putting his hand up my shirt and stroking my flat and girly stomach. Things that are lewd beyond words occur from this point so I might leave it at this.

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>>8494268

What.

>> No.8494274

>>8494268
But what about the spaghetti?!

>> No.8494280

>>8494274
We force our mentally retarded gimp who is cosplaying as an Australian bird in Japan to finish cooking it for us.

>> No.8494279

Stop this right this instant.

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>>8494280

That sounds mean, I don't think I can be with someone so mean.

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