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A niggerwizard appears and offers to take you to Gensokyo. However, he will only do so on the condition he gets to violently deflower your favorite Touhou while you watch helplessly.

Do you accept his offer?

>> No.8492784

My favorite touhou is Sanae.

>> No.8492789

Only if I can take his black cherry.

>> No.8492790

yes

>> No.8492794

I'll lie about my favorite Touhou

>> No.8492795

Sure. He can do as he likes, although I'm not sure how long he'll last against Hourai.

>> No.8492796

Yes, I never cared much about dem Touhoes. Fucking an enormous amount of loli touhou pussy would be worth the trade.

Also, QUALITY THREAD.

>> No.8492798

I boobytrap a piece of fried chicken with dynamite

>> No.8492806

>>>/new/

>> No.8492826
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8492826

ZZZZZZZAP

>> No.8492851

>>8492779

Given that Gensokyo doesn't exist, he'd essentially be teleporting into oblivion. Convince him to go by himself.

WIZARD DEFEATED.

>> No.8492887
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8492887

>>8492851 Gensokyo doesn't exist,

>> No.8492884

>>8492826
I was playing Ursa today with a dazzle on our team. It felt so good, lategame I was hitting people for 2.5k crits.

>> No.8492892

>>8492851
>he'd essentially be teleporting into oblivion
A Khajiit is fine too.

>> No.8492905

>>8492779

Pretty much what>>8492851 said. That nigga can rot in another dimension for all I care.

>> No.8492911

I would kill the nigger

>> No.8492915

>>8492851
This may be the only time in your life you meet a niggerwizard and you want to GET RID of him?!

>> No.8492929
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8492929

Why of course.

>> No.8492935

>>8492929
I consider myself a macho, heterosexual male who likes women, but Rinnosuke always looks so dreamy. Even in official artwork.

>> No.8492940

>>8492884
Haven't played in about a week, one of my LoL friends started playing and wants to play all the time now. But hes a normalfag and its awkward. You on the /jp/ channel?

>> No.8492948

>>8492915
hey man, we don't know what this niggerwizard is capable of, the best option is to simply destroy it, before it destroys us.

That, or study it, so we can use it for the good of humanity.

>> No.8492953

>>8492948
I think you're underestimating the critical thinking skills of niggerwizard. Once he knows we're onto him, he will destroy us and rape our daughters.

>> No.8492958

niggerwizards dont exist, no nigger stay virigins that long

>> No.8492970

>>8492958
Well if we assume wizards live longer, he could have been a slave or something. Or too busy playing jazz. I gave both a positive and a negative stereotype so I'm not racist.

>> No.8492988

>>8492953
>>rape our daughters
ah, but we are virgins, are we not? Thus, we do not have daughters and this is a non-issue.

>> No.8493017

>>8492970
How is a slave a negative stereotype?

>> No.8493038

>>8493017
I meant jazz players. Black jazz fucking sucked.

>> No.8493060

Strange, since when did /b/ have the worksafe blue scheme?

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>> No.8493171

If you were a nigger would you still be on /jp/?

>> No.8493176

>he will only do so on the condition he gets to violently deflower your favorite Touhou

Sure. Only a dumb shit would want a waifu that's inexperienced.

>> No.8493178

>>8493171
I'm black and Ive been in /jp/ since it's creation and decline. I'll probably be here for it's death.

>> No.8493179

>>8493060
Like 5 /b/a/v/ raids ago.

>> No.8493185

Blacks are bros and they're better than beaner scum so I would accept the terms.

>> No.8493183

What if my waifu is stronger than the nigger wizard? He'd get his ass beat but he'll still have to take me to gensokyo as per the deal.

My waifu is the dragon god. Come at me bro.

>> No.8493197

I wouldn't be comfortable with a virgin. She might be that way because something is wrong with her.

>> No.8493211

Ahhh I can imagine it now.

Sanae-"Is it in yet?"

>> No.8493228

I hnnngggg hard when I think of finally meeting Chen and being a step-father to her Afro-Asian children.

>> No.8493247

Of course. I'd do anything for Reimu.

>> No.8493257

I'd simply put up an act, pretend I'm thinking really hard about his offer when I'm actually going to lie and tell my least favorite Touhou is actually my favorite one. Then he'd rape the poor, unlucky being and go away, leaving me with my beautiful, untouched flower.

As for the poor soul that was raped, I'd send her flowers or something and promise to take a better attitude towards her. A lamb to the good cause, she was.

>> No.8493266

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.8493278

The fact that people are taking this thread seriously is just.... God damn.
For the sake of the touhous its a good thing they aren't and never will be real. You people are fucking insane.

>> No.8493283

>>8493257

The niggerwizard, with his niggerwizardly powers, knows you're lying and as punishment for trying to cheat in the deal, he and his equally black niggerwizard homies proceed to creampie your favorite touhou and you.

>> No.8493286

>>8492779
my favorite touhou is aya

>> No.8493290

>>8493283
It was never mentioned that the niggerwizard could read minds in the OP. I don't like this deal anymore.

>> No.8493289 [DELETED] 

>>8492743
>>8493254
>>8492779
>>8493184
>>8492597
>>8492878
>>8492170
>>8492232

>> No.8493293

>>8493290
I like how you imply that you wouldn't enjoy it.

>> No.8493304

>>8493293
GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

>> No.8493311

>>8493304
The niggerwizard knows all.

>> No.8493316

>>8493278
You expected sanity from /jp/?

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