/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Have you had any intense sexual fantasies recently, /jp/?

Today I dreamed there was a hiki living in my apartment building. I bugged him constantly asking him to come over to my apartment and repair my computer, even though there was nothing wrong with it, just to have a chance to talk to him. He knew there was nothing wrong with it, but he kept coming because as much as he refused to admit it, he was lonely and couldn't resist talking to a female. He was very easy to read and manipulate. During one of our conversations he mentioned having a hard time taking care of his apartment (trash bags and piles of old newspapers everywhere) so I convinced him to let me help him out. Once I was inside his room, all I had to do was provoke him 'with my short dress and one thing led to another

[Anonymous No.]

>one thing led to another
he killed himself?

[Anonymous No.]

I fantasize about incest all the time, especially twincest. I really wish I had a twin. We would be really close, share everything, and would have had sex since the beginning of puberty. We would be a couple for the rest of our lives.

[Anonymous No.]

A vagina is just a soggy cock sock.

[Anonymous No.]

About week ago I had a dream where I was Sakuya, but also trap. I was recruited into Scarlet Devil Mansion, by Remilia and Flandre who were also traps. I was then instructed to dress in tight booty-shorts and bikini top. Remilia and Flandre were wearing similar clothes too. Koakuma was there too.

[Anonymous No.]

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8445903
Zing!

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, actually. Because of that Touhou anus thread
>>8442392
I was trying to fantasize about eating Cirnos icecream flavored anus out when I was in bed. Unfortunately due to circumstances, I had to sleep on my stomach and that is a bad position for a boner. I plan to delve deeper in to it at a later date.

I can imagine her smooth white fairy ass, pure and clean, her unblemished pale anus, moist and tight. Slipping my tongue deeper and deeper taking in all over her flavor.

I also plan to fantasize about eating Flans cake and tea dedication as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I have been fantasizing about a group of /jp/ers buying a large apartment with several rooms and starting their own doujin/VN company. A realistic /jp/ mansion. Just a small group of guys trying to scratch together a meager living by making VNs and such. Each person would have a role for the company, like writer, programmer, artist, etc.

I fantasize about being the "maid" of the group. I would cook delicious meals for the group. do laundry, and do cleaning here and there. I like to cook and everyone else probably wouldn't know how or be to lazy to. I would also look out for the health and well being of everyone. There would be nothing sexual though. I just want to be a good maid and be useful to someone. It's not a lewd fantasy at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I was a little irritated at OP's post.
>hikki
>can't resist talking to a female
>easy to manipulate
I got over it though. My fantasies are certainly just as bad.
/jp/ - Social Growth

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

My fantasy is to be a female soldier who is defeated and taken as a prize by the enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been having a lot of dreams lately of being taken in as a maid by someone from /jp/. They are always pleasant dreams as my masters never mistreat me and I do my best to serve them in anyway possible. Which is usually me taking care of my appearance for my master, getting a feminine haircut, shaving body hair etc. that kind of thing. The dreams always end up in erotic situations but I still enjoy them since I am still serving my master in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446044
I too would also like to see you raped to death.

[Anonymous No.]

I was lucky enough to land a job that support my /jp/ lifestyle (and then some), but its hard to relate to anyone there.

I would like to meet a fujoshi or at least a woman who is into japanese stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream some time ago, where I was wandering into a forest and I got ambushed by some bandits who kicked my ass until I got unconscious I laid there unconscious until Reimu came by, took me to the temple, and tended to my wounds. I eventually wije up, and one thing led to the other and I ended up having sex nonstop with her.

It was pretty tame fetish wise, but I got a pretty hard boner.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Fantasize about slapping and choking female /jp/ers as I put it up their butt and vag00.

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>8446067
They wouldn't kill me, it's a fantasy, it doesn't have to be realistic.

In my fantasy they might rough me up a bit, but never enough to seriously hurt or injure me. They might not even keep me, they might sell me to some rich noble in their country. I'm super beautiful so I'd be a valuable, you see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446076
What the fuck happened to this tripfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446087
I don't know. He does seem different.

I'm a femanon, and I remember that, a few months ago, he whiteknighted for me in a thread. I had no idea he had that kind of fantasies.

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>8446096
Hasn't it been proven that most whiteknights don't actually respect women and are just very passive aggressive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446087
War

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446105
Absolutely nothin'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446103
what is it good for?

[Anonymous No.]

>Have you had any intense sexual fantasies recently, /jp/?
No, just the same old one about having a loli who jacks me off while I read eromanga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446104
I don't know. Has it? If so, it's pretty sad.

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>8446115
Not "proven" since no one can read minds, but it sorta makes sense if you think about it.

I don't know how you guys feel about webcomics but this explains it better than I can.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8446087
Anon can post about crossdressing and going to gloryholes and yet I can't even post my simple hetero fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8445952
As long as you wear cute clothes then I am okay with that.

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>8446124
Your fantasy is kinda weird, but then so is mine. It's a fantasy. But it's a more realistic one than most of ours, so I feel like I should mention that people have died of choking during sex, so don't try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446122
If you're a dick you tend to believe everyone else is a dick too, and if they appear otherwise it just means they hide it for some ulterior motive.
Helps avoid guilt, I guess.

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>>8446057
Does anyone have fantasies like this but reversed? Being the master and not the servant?

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up this morning feeling really content with my life. Then I remembered my dream: it was just me hugging some girl I couldn't recognize.

Something as simple as human interaction in a dream made me really happy... and that depressed me.

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>>8446104
As I am the greatest of all White Knights, I can say that I have a lot of respect for women, cute ones. I prefer strong women over weak ones but I am ready to ride in to save the day of some weak little Aeka. 3D women are whores and hardly even qualify, included are also fat chicks, misshappen chicks, super models, large beasted women and anything else thats not loli, dfc or has subtle buds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446078
like anyone here honestly believe you're actually a girl lmao nerd

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>8446152
I don't care what you believe, maybe being a girl is just my fantasy too. Maybe girls themselves are a fantasy, maybe we're all just really convincing crossdressers. Maybe women became extinct after WWII and got replaced by mechanical birthing units. Maybe WWII is a fantasy and the world was actually created in the year 2000. Maybe it's actually 1912 and we think it's 2012 due to a computing error. Maybe computers aren't machines, but magic. Maybe I'm going to stop typing now.

[Anonymous No.]

Same as always, I'm a little girl and I get gang-raped all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying much too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446143
I know what you mean.
Today I dreamed a girl told me she understood me.
She told me she also liked Japanese things, and that she wouldn't bully me.
She told me she was different, she told me that she wasn't like those bitchy girls.
She kind of reminded me of that unpopular girl from that manga, just a little bit less crazy.
Then she told me she'd never leave me alone again.
Just as she did that, I woke up. Alone.
As I did, I drenched myself in tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446167
It must be really hard to type without arms.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>8446133

I know. I'd use "h0mu" as the safe word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446167
I certainly don't believe you were born in 1997.

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>8446196

[Anonymous No.]

Fantasy, the flutter, the rapture of fantasy! Erwin knew these things well. In a tram, he would always sit on the right-hand side, so as to be nearer the sidewalk. Twice daily, from the tram he took to the office and back, Erwin looked out of the window and collected his harem. Happy, happy Erwin, to dwell in such a convenient, such a fairy-tale German town!

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>>8446234
He covered one sidewalk in the morning, on his way to work, and the other in the late afternoon, on his way home. First one, then the other was bathed in voluptuous sunlight, for the sun also went and returned. We should bear in mind that Erwin was so morbidly shy that only once in his life, taunted by rascally comrades, he accosted a woman, and she had said quietly: "You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Leave me alone." Thereafter, he had avoided conversation with strange young ladies. In compensation, seperated from teh street by a windowpane, clutching to his ribs a black briefcase, wearing scruffed trousers with a pinstripe, and stretching one leg under the opposite seat (if unoccupied), Erwin looked boldly and freely at passing girls, and then would suddenly bite his nether lip: this signified the capture of a new concubine; whereupon he would set her aside, as it were, and his swift gaze, jumping like a compass needle, was already seeking out the next one. Those beauties were far from him, and therefore the sweetnees of free choice could not be affected by sullen timidity...

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>>8446196
>1997 was 15 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446287
Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446281
No shit, Sherlock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446281
And? You need to be 18 to browse any board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446287
>>8446288
>implying 90% of all posters aren't <16

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>8446288
Mods don't actually care about the 18+ rule, that rule is only there so parents can't sue 4chan if they catch their kid looking at porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446306
>>8446281

I don't expect retards who use greentext to be over 18. You do have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446307
I would think mods do care. Since its a global rule, and it is the job of a mod to enforce the site rules. Maybe they don't check posts for it, but I would assume if there was a post reported and the user was clearly under the age of 18 then it would result in a ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446250
...If, however, a girl happened to sit down across from him, and a certain twinge told him that she was pretty, he would retract his leg from under her seat with all the signs of a gruffness quite uncharacteristic of his young age--and could not bring himself to take stock of her: the bones of his forehead--right here, over the eyebrows--ached from shyness, as if an iron helmet were restricting his temples and preventing him from raising his eyes; and what a relief it was when she got up and went toward the exit. Then, feigning casual abstraction, he looked--shameless Erwin did look--following her receding back, swallowing whole her adorable nape and silk-hosed calves, and thus, after all, would he add her to his fabulous harem! The leg would again be stretched, again the bright sidewalk would flow past the window, and again, his thin pale nose with a noticeable depression at the tip directed streetward, Erwin would accumulate his slave girls. And this is fantasy, the flutter, the rapture of fantasy!

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>8446329
I've been coming here since like 2009. If I haven't been banned for underaged in three years, I don't think it's gonna happen.

Guess there's one way to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446329
There was a ban just like that on /sci/ like 2 days ago.
http://archive.installgentoo.net/sci/thread/4262336#p4262796

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>8446356
Yeah but he was a nerd. Nobody likes nerds, not even other nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446381
>Nobody likes nerds, not even other nerds.
I finally understood why /jp/ is always so angry at each other.

[Anonymous No.]

So if some anon was ready to hunt down and murder one of our resident shitposter tripfucks, which one would the people prefer for it to happen to?

[Anonymous No.]

WOMAN! Vile piece of Adam's rib!
Don't you know that you are the Eve?
You are the devil's door;
You're the one who broke the seal of that forbidden tree
You're the one who persuaded him whom the devil was not valiant enough to attack.
That easily you destroyed God's image, MEN
And because of your desertion, the rightful Son of God had to die.
I SHALL NOT FALL IN YOUR TRAP! I SHALL NOT FALL!

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing outside the typical moose-rape fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446407
good ol' copypastafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446426
hahaha oh wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446432
I like bestiality. So what? It's a good fetish.

[gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug No.]

>>8446407
There was no anime or video games in the Garden of Eden, you would have hated it there. I did you a favor. I am the Lilith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446438
Well, I guess there's not much I can say against that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446432
its would kill you tho and also....aren't you a dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446468
Well this is /jp/.
I like to pretend to be the little girl.

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>>8446474

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446489
I mean, honestly.
There's no harm in imagining something happening to someone else, right?

I don't necessarily have to imagine my ass getting expanded by a moose. I can imagine some hot girl getting pinned against a tree and being humiliated as a moose forcefully claims her as his mate.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a curious dream recently. Dreams aren't the prime concern of /jp/, but please do excuse me for sharing it.

You see, there are several species of pitcher plants (such as Nepenthes lowii) that supplement their insectivorous diet with nitrogen-rich waste, either collecting dead leaves on the forest floor or luring in shrews and birds with nectar so as to utilize their feces as fertilizer. Apparently, a certain elementary school had decided to put those pitchers into use, as the ladies' washroom at the very least had large pitcher plants hanging from the ceiling, replacing the familiar seats. Instead of flushing, each pitcher that is "occupied" was supposed to close its leafy operculum and retreat back to a chamber on the back until the waste was digested, and a replacement pitcher would immediately crawl back in its predecessor's place. Obviously, pitcher plants aren't exactly stellar when it comes to crawling, so this was where I came into play – I was a monster girl in form of a young lady, mid to late teens if I would guess, with several tendril-like stems emerging from my back, each ending with a pitcher. As the room I was assigned to was designated for female students, my job was essentially to collect loli feces and ensure that my pitchers are always in working order, growing replacements when necessary.

Soon after this realization, my first "charge" appeared, completely unaware of a perverted pitcher plant girl watching her every move from a concealed room. As one would guess, she was extremely adorable - I believe she had glasses and long blonde hair, and her uniform was certainly a bit too large for her (I later learned that she got it from her elder sister, who also attended the same school.) I felt bad for spying on such a cute, innocent girl without her knowing, and I was rather worried about the fact that she will do her business in what essentially was a part of mine, but both concerns vanished when she sat on one of my pitchers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446845
I could feel her entire body, as if she was sitting on my lap – her back resting comfortably against the large leaf that served as the lid, her legs held close to the pitcher itself to keep her balance, the pressure her small, cute butt made against the peristome and her warmth spreading around the water accumulated in the pitcher were all unbearably pleasant, and I quickly found myself masturbating while the little girl continued filling up my pitcher with her warm urine. Despite the sudden gender change, I was surprisingly comfortable with masturbating as a girl, but much to my chagrin, the little girl finished before I could, and I started to panic – since she had no reason to suspect my presence, she would wipe herself and return to her class, leaving her poor pitcher plant onee-san alone.

It then hit me that I was a pitcher plant girl, and that pitcher plants of genus Nepenthes have both a climbing stem and leaves that end in long tendrils, on which tips the pitchers later develop. In any case, those could be put to use – it was apparently easy to have them crawl through the school network used to extend and retract the pitchers, and I quickly and tightly bound the young girl over a pitcher. Of course, the poor girl started crying immediately and started begging me not to eat her – I am not a violent person and felt sorry over making a young girl cry with my reckless act, so I gently set her free and tried to soothe her by telling her that I had no such intent. To my surprise, she could hear my voice despite the wall between us (it's a wonder why she didn't hear my moans a few minutes ago, but I suppose I can't manage such realism in dreams.) and calmed down after hearing a young girl's voice, and another surprise came when she hugged the tendrils I had extended to capture her, telling me that I am a good person and that she trusts me, so I can play with her if I wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446845
Interessant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446849
I have read enough loli H-works to understand how to "play" with her and my subconscious apparently agreed, as she made no resistance as I used my tendrils to gently molest her under her clothing, feeling up her undeveloped chest and rubbing her smooth, hairless pussy until her cute moans filled the empty restroom. I must have removed her panties somewhere along the way, as her vaginal juices dripped straight into my pitcher, her sweet taste spreading through the collected water while I continued to violate her pure, unspoiled maidenhood, where not even a finger has entered before. Soon, she too started clumsily kissing the tendrils back, her saliva mixing with her vaginal fluids and slowly filling the small pitcher, and after a while, she told me that she was feeling weird and asked me whether there was anything wrong with her, but before I could answer, her whole body started trembling as she experienced her very first orgasm under my touch.

From here onwards I don't recall that much. I am sure that I told her how to enter the secret room in which my “base” was located – I apparently only had a bed, a table and a few bookshelves, but those were enough to impress the little girl, since she kept asking what the books were about and even called me a pretty lady when we first met in person, much to my embarrassment. That's where I had the chance to ask about her life and friends, I remember feeling genuinely happy that she was doing well in her studies. I also remember that she later returned with three of her friends to visit the “rose lady” she found (All plants are roses to her, apparently. I should lecture her if I see her again, preferably while molesting her.) but the dream ended soon afterwards. Still, it is very lucky indeed to have such a long dream about such a perfect life.

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>>8446057
Funny, actually I had a dream recently that I won the lottery and was filthy rich and lived in a top-notch apartment on the 100th floor.

Then some /jp/er who lived in close proximity posted on /jp/ he is about to get kicked out of his house and had nowhere to go.
I decided to take him and and he offered me to work as a full-time maid.
We got closer after a while and he offered me to suck my cock but I refused and sucked his cock instead while he had the maid uniform on (which looked actually just like sakuyas).

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446932
Why would you not want your maid to suck your dick? What's the point! You might as well be the maid yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446955
I can't really control my dreams

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>>8446955
You don't have any role reversal fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8446974
I am the one who posted wanting to be a maid. No intention of anything other than servitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8447005
So if someone ordered you to let him suck your cock...

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>>8447025
I never thought about that but obviously I would let it happen but I would not enjoy it.

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>>8447039
What if the order was also to enjoy it?

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>>8447046
I guess I would try but it would be hard.

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>>8446044

It's funny because my fantasy is directly the opposite, usually involves massive warzones in abandoned cities and being overwhelmed and forced to surrender to a group or a single female soldier.

Its no doubt part of some femdom aspect, but also something more, anyways its one of the things I most fantasize about, don't really know why.

Speaking of fantasies anyone know any ways to better visualize them? In detail and actually seeing scenes in your mind and all, I'm terrible at visualization.

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>>8447077
You just kinda have to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8447077
You could always try lucid dreaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8447129
What he said. It takes a fair deal of practice, but it's worth it once you can get it going consistently.

Not to mention, when you're in a dream, your senses are heightened, so it feels more realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

I have dreams about getting my "mana" absorbed by a familiar or servant. At first, she takes control while I mull over the fact I'm about to have sex with a spirit entity and not a real human. Eventually, the lust overtakes me, and I take control, pinning her down and fucking her until we both reach an overwhelming toe-curling climax

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>>8447148
Have the image guides that tell you how to start?

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>>8447129
>>8447148

Yeah I've been trying lucid dreaming for a while with relatively little success, thats actually the reason why I want to visualize better, or think that lucid dreaming will help in that regard. But its been difficult for me, only had little control and few short lucid dreams mostly DILDs although I try to attempt WILD often with little success, at this point it would sort of be easier to work on visualization I guess but no idea how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8447156
> DILDs although I try to attempt WILD
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8447163

Ah sorry, this infograph explains the different techniques and such and terminology.

WILD is trying to directly enter a lucid dream as you approach REM sleep period through sleep paralysis and such and DILD is realizing you're dreaming within a dream through doing a reality check or figuring out a logical inconsistency and realizing you're dreaming.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Irony and Self-Fulfillinf prophecy, Shii had tricked Lowtax into fucking himself!

[Anonymous No.]

Recently? No.

I once had a dream where I was Yoruichi and I had sex with a shota though.

[Anonymous No.]

I had the one where I owned my own pet girl again. She's highly docile and obedient, and responds only to my orders. She's only allowed wear sexy lingerie, and to eat of her pet bowl, and I also bathe her. Also I do have rough sex with her, she looked a bit like red mio this time.

[Anonymous No.]

My fantasies revolve around being with a cute trap, treating them like a girl, and pressing the lewdness of the situation to them. A bit of teasing, but always good intentions, and then when it comes to the time for hot dickings, show them what being a girl is really about- the lust for hot dickings, being pressed against a desk or bed, while a man takes you.
"Do those panties feel lewd, anon?"

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>>8447920
I have the very same fantasy except with me as the trap. I have done everything that needs to be done to be a trap, but I am too shy to ever try and act it out fully so it will probably remain a fantasy. Picture related.