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Who is the best motherly type Touhou?

>> No.8441912

Ran, because like, yeah.

>> No.8441917
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>>8441912
Would Ran teach you about sex?

>> No.8441925

>>8441917
Maybe. She'd say something like, "I'll teach you what it is for adults to love, Anonymous~" then I'd be all, "Wha~?" and she'd slide her tongue down my throat then her hand down my pants.

>> No.8441927
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8441927

She teaches baby /jp/ers how to shitpost properly.

>> No.8441928

>>8441917
Why would you want your mother to teach you about sex?

>> No.8441929

>>8441925
>slide her tongue down my throat

Sounds dangerous

>> No.8441930

>>8441917

Yukari would probably beat her to it.

>> No.8441934
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>>8441928
Why wouldn't you?

>> No.8441941
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8441941

Ran is my favorite touhou period so I'm pretty biased. I love Keine though.

>>8441917

I think she would. I like to think of her as a sexually repressed caretaker who has to fight off the urge to masturbate while she is cooking/cleaning/taking care of Chen.

>> No.8441962

Would you fuck your mother, /jp/?

>> No.8441966

>>8441962
You forgot your Freud-kun.

>> No.8441980

>It's okay. Let it all out whenever you're ready

>> No.8441978
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8441978

The fuck? You actually had to ask this question? And you didnt even start with a Ran picture?

You must be from /a/.

>> No.8441988

i don't think the motherly would want to fuck her own offsprings

>> No.8441994

>>8441962
i wish i had a mother i would want to fuck. my mother is a complete bitch absolutely hates me because i wasnt her socially normal dream child. i guess i like mother-types because i had a terrible mother and want to make up for it or something

>> No.8441995

>>8441988

No, but I don't think the touhous would see you as their offspring, unless you're talking about something else?

>> No.8442003

i fall asleep imagining snuggling between yukari and ran ;_;

>> No.8442022

>>8442003

I kinda so the same, but with Kanako instead

>> No.8442176
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8442176

I see Ran and Keine mentioned, but they're both a little bit too smothering.
Kanako is the best mom. She has that "Figure it out yourself, kid," mentality that makes children strong.

>> No.8443768

fuck you /jp/ for giving me a mother complex

>> No.8443803

>>8441962
Who says I haven't.

>> No.8443888 [DELETED] 

shinki lolice

>> No.8443892
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8443892

shinki-sama

>> No.8444001

>>8442176
She just doesn't want to take responsibility. Bad mother.

>> No.8444026

>>8442176
No wonder Sanae ended up like that.

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8444297

If kanako was my dad winter wouldn't be as cold

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