/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Have you worshipped your Queen yet /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she remind me about that feel frog?

[Anonymous No.]

no but have you read sicp today?

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>>8389627

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[Anonymous No.]

... ugly

[Anonymous No.]

It's the missing link LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty awesome that this bitch got fucked by a stalker from /jp/.

I almost like her more now.

BUT NOT THAT MUCH.

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>>8389635
>>8389641
You're way too cruel. I've always felt she was cute.

Men love her in general.

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>>8389680

I personally don't think she's ugly, but Amanda is easily the cutest of the two. Too bad she's pregnant or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like a muppet made using fujioshi flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to stop posting you fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

kermut de forg

[Anonymous No.]

She looks like Meg from family guy.

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>>8389685
>she's pregnant
Disgusting.

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>>8389685
>Milk
>preggers

Haha, oh wow.

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>>8389622
Pygma's half-exposed nipple.

So lewd, yet so pure.

[Anonymous No.]

Pyg disgusting

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>>8389739
want fully exposed?

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>>8389739
Purity?
Pygma?
wwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

Pygma of Chan, High Queen of Jay Pee.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop posting images of your sister here, squidy/coal/jewnes

>>>/soc/

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>>8389750

Yes, why are you asking?

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't wtH mention once that he had a sister that browsed 4chan?

Holy HELL I think I am starting to connect the dots

[Anonymous No.]

*sigh*

Attention 4chan!
I recently came upon 4chan when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligent that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked woman shaking their boobs funny?
GROW UP! Grow up 4chan. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" and "o rly?".
Get off you fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you have no life, no social life either for that matter. The supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand "A trap".
Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I will do everything in my power to expose this site to people who will react legally upon this disgusting filthy site. This is not the end. It's just beginning. Grow up!
-DG

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we supposed to worship an ugly white chick? She doesn't even have a chin. People are supposed to have chins.

[Anonymous No.]

please fuck off already

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>>8389777
fuck... can't unsee.

nice triples btw

[smug guy chillin' on his chair !A1PNxjMTVE No.]

GOT DAYUM, dat face. Look away. Your hero will protect you.

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>>/r/ angry sun pics
wtf irony
When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.
And no, this is not copy pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

y girlfriend is 15 years old (3 years younger than me, don't you dare fucking say what you're about to say). She said she wanted to come to my house to watch a movie she just bought (I'm not allowed over at her house because her parents would freak out at the idea of a fully grown man playing grab-ass with their little girl). Surprise surprise, it was fucking Twilight.

Now, I knew she was a fan and all, but I never actually had to "confront" the problem. She spent the entire movie letting out these annoying (albeit cute) shrieks every time Edward did ANYTHING. She also gave me all sorts of fun-facts for half the movie, until I screamed "IDONTWANNAHEARIT" halfway through the movie.

Now, this just ruined her mood, and she decided to let off on me when the movie was over. "What's so wrong about liking Twilight?", she said to me. "Well, no offense, but it's just badly written wish fulfillment made by some fat virgin." Then she decided to set it off. She put on this twisted little smile, and said "Jamal, honey, you play Touhou". You see where this is going, right?

I couldn't really fight any of the points she brought up. I mean, she knows I play shit like Tsukihime and Clannad, so saying VNs are better written is out of the question. She even brought up how most of the audience for the new Touhou game premiere we went to at otacon were a bunch of shrieking fangirls, and how I spent the whole time we were there telling her fun facts about the character's origins.

How the hell do I get back at her?

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone else think copypasta dude is pygma?

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The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.
First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.
There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.
Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.
Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.
BTW, this wasn't a copypasta, I just typed it out.

[Anonymous No.]

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...... Tyler

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Look at me, I'm sage bombing without using sage.

[Anonymous No.]

sauce?

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>>8389838

Liar, you totally saged in that post.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have a link to the archive? The old one was taken down.

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Seeing that picture actually makes me feel nauseous.

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>>8389685

Amanda's not pregnant, where did you hear that from?

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>>8389961
She met a guy at a party and apparently one thing led to another.

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>>8389961
Could you imagine holding her as she cried into your arms?

Pygma has known that feel. For that at least I envy her.

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>>8389961
She's so cute.

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>8389967

I would have to actually attend or even be invited to party's in order for that to even happen.

[Anonymous No.]

I've heard of Amanda before, but who in the fuck is that pigmaslut?

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>>8389994
How tall are you milk-chan?

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>>8389994
Has anyone ever recognized you from the internet IRL? How did you/they react?

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>>8389994
Why do you seem like such a nice person Amanda chan? I'm scared that there's some huge skeleton lurking in your closet.

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>>8390013
She does seem a little too perfect as far as personality/hobbies go. She's probably different in reality.

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>8389996
5'0.

>>8390010

Not really. Had one person approach me at a convention once, and say he really like my room from what he's seen in threads. That's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

i am not a close mind like you guys so i will listen to why you say naruto is not the best anime. i think it is the best anime because it has the coolest plot about a ninja world. it has betrayal because sasuke is naruto best friend and then he goes to orochimaru. it has love because naruto love sakura but have his heart broken because sakura love sasuke. it have complicated drama and love triangle because naruto wants sasuke to come back but he loves sakura who wants sasuke to come back but sakura only loves sasuke not naruto. it has the best fights with the best villains. you guys cant think of a villain better than orochimaru who is misunderstood and did bad things because of how he grew up with the third hokage. it has best side character you love because shikamaru and jiraiya and kakashi are way cooler than other main characters of other shows and they arent even the main character of naruto. it also has the coolest villains akatsuki with the coolest costume. it is also one of the longest anime because it is the most popular in the world.

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>>8390013

Pygma hurt her really badly apparently. She was suicidal about it afterwards.

Exterminate_those_who_insult_milk_chan.jpeg

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>>8390022
>5'0.

How do you even have sex without being broken in two?

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Alright, so when I heard Qoga was coming out my list of PS3 games was non existent since I had just bought one. It looked neat so I pre-ordered it and then looked around online because I wanted to play AT1 and AT2 before playing Qoga. I ended up loving AT1 so much that I moved right into AT2 (which I loved even more) but then I was burned out and couldn't bring myself to play Qoga until I finally started it a few days ago.

So, whats the deal with the girls in Qoga? The both seemed kind of meh to me until Finnel starts being a masochist in her cosmosphere. Is the 3rd girl (I'm assuming there is one since that seems to be the trend here) any better? At this point I'm probably going to go Finnel route and hope the masochism continues. Currently just after where you uninstall the crystal that forces Soma out.

Yeah, Saki is bland beyond bland, and Finnel's ok if you like a mix of M and slightly tsundere. Third reyvateil really does come down to personal preference, but the general consensus I've seen is that she's a top tier reyvateil.

I think it's possible to get the true ending for a girl with only two hearts on her (is this correct?), If so, give Finnel two hearts and one to Saki, so you're open to choose between Finnel and reyvateil #3

[Anonymous No.]

I don't see how you guys can fantasize about sucking off little boys. Little boys are meant to be fucked, they're too passive to be on top. If you tried sucking the dick of a little boy (which would incidentally be tiny, probably smaller than your own dick), he'd be resistant at first, only gradually submitting to the pleasure, until he would surrender and let you do all the work, and you'd just be wrapping your lips around his small shota cock until his hips starts shaking a little, your hear some girly moans, and feel a small load being deposited in your mouth. After swallowing, you'd look up and see him lying there, completely exhausted and breathing heavily.

If you suck of a futa, however.. You'd be overwhelmed seeing that huge dick in front of you, wondering if you'd even manage to fit it in your mouth. Somehow, you'd manage to get it in, inch by inch, but feeling overwhelmed by the huge presence inside of you. The girl might be a little shy at first if she's never done it before, but her sexual instincts would take over, and soon she'd be grabbing your hair and pushing you further towards her cock and making it impossible to pull it out, even if you wanted to. By the time she's ready to cum, she would, completely without warning, shove it as deep down your throat as she could, and with your face pressed tightly to her crotch, you'd feel her thick, warm sperm invading your throat and filling up your stomach. When she finally finishes, she lets go, and you can finally pull away and get some fresh air. She starts apologizing for getting carried away, and when you look up, you see that she's blushing for showing such a side to you. Overwhelmed by how adorable she is, you get up from your knees and hug her tightly. At which point you notice something hard pressing against you and realize that her boner still hasn't gone down at all.

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>>8390029
I don't understand why her and Pygma were a thing in the first place. Amanda is hot, Pygma is pretty damn unattractive. She could easily do better, guy or girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Omg hai ^___^ I'm Archer and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ swords <3 and my favs are bakuya and kansho!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my past self!! >_______________< OMFGZ HE WAS SUCHHHH A FREAKIN BAKA IN PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! When I walked onto school grounds -____-* I looked up and saw... SHIROU!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////////////////////////////33333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA BAKA SHIROU!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then he saw how strong I am *___* he looked startled and ran away into the school building o_o and when I found him he was all covered in blood!!!!!! [OMG!!! IT LOOKED LIKE SPAGETTHI DINNER WITHOUT THE SPAGETTHI !!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then my baka master, rin, came in and told me to follow lancer while she brought him back to life!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY PAST SELF, WHY DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT HIM BECAUSE IM GOING TO KILL HIM AND CORRECT MY MISTAKES!!! (・ ・ )" then shirou stared at me furiously >______< and said that this was the only path and he had no regrets!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to Ilya’s castle and projected many swords and fought all night long!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;; XD XDXD

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>>8390050
I don't agree with that. I think Pygma is pretty beautiful. She has really soft skin for a start, and I love how thick and soft her hair looks in OP's pic. Amanda is much prettier though, agreed with that.

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>>8390043
>>8390054
Stop it Pygma. Don't be silly.

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>8390013
That's... the first time I heard that. (*・_・)
Most every one said I seem like a complete bitch from my post.
I'm just a fairly calm person. Not a lot sets me off, because I know there's always something worse that could be happening.
I don't talk a lot irl though. Probably because I don't go out to often unless it's to the store.

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Omg hai ^___^ I’m Lenin-san and I absolutely luuuv ☭_____☭ socialism <3 and my fav is october revolution!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot comrade trotsky!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN REVOLUTIONARY IN PERSON!!! Supa communism desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I walked onto Red Square =^____^=I looked up and saw…TROTSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333!!!! “доброе утро OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA SOCIALIST TROTSKY-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled `____´ then he turned menshevik then un-menshevik!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how marxist I am *___* he grabbed my working class and rallied them ~_^ then pulled me behind a soviet o_o and started to propagandize me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS PROPAGANDA TASTED LIKE PROLETARIAT!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bureaucrat watching us and I could tell he was reforming him with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA STALIN THAT’S MY COMRADE WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MAO CAUSE TROTSKY-SAMA STRUGGLES WITH ME!!! (o_o)” then trotsky held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever fight for the working class and propagandized me again!!!!!!! ** (☭O☭)/ then we got censored out by government officials all night long and inspired 42 theorists and they all became revolutionaries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YPAAAAA!!!*^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)

[Anonymous No.]

Attention 4chan!

I recently came upon 4chan when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligent that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked woman shaking their boobs funny?

GROW UP! Grow up 4chan. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" and "o rly?".

Get off you fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you have no life, no social life either for that matter. The supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand "A trap".

Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I will do everything in my power to expose this site to people who will react legally upon this disgusting filthy site. This is not the end. It's just beginning. Grow up!

-DG

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, several of you "gamer guys" have tried asking me, a "Gamer" Girl out on a date. Yes, I am an attractive girl and yes, I do play video games sometimes. I have a wonderful boyfriend who is better than you could possibly be. However, for other single girls, follow this guide.

Prior to even approaching me, try fulfilling some BASIC requirements.

Have a LIFE. Have at least a dozen friends you hit up for weekend outings with at least 30 more you can say "sup" to on a daily basis. Your only worth is a social being.
Good looks. White teeth, shower 2x a day and do it right, proper shaving, cologne, styled hair
Video games are fine but in moderation. A few rounds of guitar hero (with FRIENDS, be social) or wii sports is nice per week. Playing your World of Wizards on your laptop all day makes you a disgrace
Be attractive. We girls uphold our end, you need to get a tan, hit the damn gym. We dont require a six-pack when it's not beach week, but get some big muscles, a V-shaped torso, definition.
Have hobbies. Play sports, be in clubs, fraternities. Someone with no membership is a loser!
Tall. Seriously GTFO you 5'8" pygmy men, I thought you went extinct 40,000 years ago
Size matters! 7" or so minimum, and be thick. No girl likes a pencil in her vag, feels bad man. Also please dont have a damaged dick with the skin cut off, feels horrible!
You must know how to handle a girl. If you need any instructions, you're a failure. Pleasure us for hours, foreplay begins hours before sex, don't last any less than half an hour jesus
Be successful. If you're 18 you better have worked for 2-3 years and be off to a good college. If you're 22 you should be employed and making more than 60k. If you live with your parents past 18, don't even walk in my field of vision
Most importantly, EXPERIENCE. If you haven't dated before, you wont know how to handle a girl. This is common sense, you gotta be skilled with girls to get with us, Capich?

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>>8390060
>I don't go out to often unless it's to the store
so your boyfriend visits you then?

[Anonymous No.]

Little girls can improve everything. Take, for example, human innards. Normally, one wouldn't think of his spleen or kidneys as being adorable, but once you imagine them as cute little girls, even human viscera can be worth falling in love with. Your kidneys, for example, would be identical twins wearing the adrenal glands as their hats, gladly devoting themselves to their rather disagreeable job with a warm smile on their faces so that your body can be free of waste products. Your bladder would be a shy, clumsy loli under the kidneys' guidance, trying her best to hold in your urine but occassionally falling and spilling pee everywhere. Your liver would be a reliable onee-sama type who oversees the blood sugar levels in your body and detoxifies harmful chemicals, she'd always be concerned over your well-being and admonish you if you don't watch your food and alcohol intake; but despite being a strict, no-nonsense class president type on the surface (she'd probably wear glasses too) she'd secretly be a perverted lolicon in an incestous lesbian relationship with her little sister gallbladder-tan. Your stomach would be a womanizer despite being a little girl, frequently kissing both oesophagus-tan and small intestine-tan mouth-to-mouth with the excuse of "transferring digestive contents", but she'd do this even if you haven't eaten in days.

As the alchemists of old believed that gold was the ideal form of all metals, I believe the ideal form of humankind to be adorable young maidens. I pray that once we die, the afterlife awaits us will involve all /jp/ users turning into elegant young ladies and taking it easy until the end of times.

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>>8390060

Do you want to get married and be a pretty princess housewife or do you want to party hard until you're 40?

[Anonymous No.]

Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this sh*t? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE NIGGAS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

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>>8390060
What's the next convention you plain on going to?

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>>8390060
why do u smoke? not judging, just pointing out that it goes against the moe image you've built.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a cat called milk once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390118
I knew a graffiti writer called milk once.

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>8390090
Neither? Haha. I just want to live a simple life, really.
I'm not against working, I just moved to a new state recently, and haven't found work yet.

>>8390104
Katsucon! Which I'm ridiculously excited about. Never been, and it looks gorgeous.

>>8390106
I've actually been working on quitting. It's just a challenge, because I've been smoking for so long. It's just a way to deal with stress I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>ugly whack ass cracker ass whore
NIGGA MY GUN GO OFF!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390128
>I just want to live a simple life, really.

What does this mean exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390130
It translates to "being a woman".

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>>8390136
I lol'd. But I know what she means. I've got a job and have a good amount of disposable income. Nothing crazy, but enough to live very comfortably. I don't go out, and I only have a handful of people I would consider friends. It's a simple but good life, but I'm not sure I'll be content with it forever.

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>8390151

Pretty much this.
I feel like I'm to young to actually be setting the rest of my life in stone. But I want that content feeling to carry over for as long as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Fournier (really cute name by the way when you say it like that) who do you prefer when it comes to relationships, men or women and why?

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>>8390128
You should go to Anime Expo. Once you go AX, nothing else compares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390132
Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>8390159

I hate my last name, everyone thinks I'm french after they hear it, and I don't have a drop of french blood in me. (ノД`) Thank you though
I don't have a set preference. I'll be with whoever makes me happy, really.

>>8390164

Gahh, I want to. I'm absolutely terrified of airplanes though...

[Anonymous No.]

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now
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i came so hard im now a woman thx op
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
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op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin
awesome porno op I came in a poor man's suit pocket.
I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP
omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8390164
Back in my stupid youth, there were a handful of cons I went to, and AX was one of them. Totally pointless endeavor.
Cons attract the worst of the worst, and the biggest one in the states means you are like knee-deep in human trash.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe my true self is that of a 1978 Honda Civic. That is who I truly am on the insideG, my soul-being.

To express this aspect of my personality I draw pictures of myself as an anthropomorphic 1978 Honda Civic and share them with others of my kind. My girlfriend is an 1975 AMC Gremlin, and we are soul-mates. Automobile soul-mates.
I communicate with others of my kind mostly through the internet, but sometimes we attend conventions. People persecute us for our true selves. My neighbor threatened to call the cops on me just for talking to his Escort. I'm not even into Fords, but that's besides the point.

Just because I AM a car doesn't mean I'm going to have relations with just every car I see. It's not about the sex, though there is a 1955 Chevy Bel-Air I will never forget. You never forget your first.

But I'm sick of people saying I'm perverted and wrong, and that I'm not really a car I'm just crazy. They don't understand, I have just as much right to the road as they do. Those assholes at the DMV are the worst, but I'd rather not talk about that ugly incident of carsecution.

I have a good mechanic, though. You've never lived until you've had this guy change your oil. It doesn't make me gay, because I'm a Honda, not really a person. Your morality doesn't apply to me. I am a car. Beep beep, mother fucker. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390182
>>8390178
Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390178
You must have some French ancestry, it means baker in French.

That is seriously moe. I hope you realize that. Somewhere along the line you had some moe French ancestor who was a town baker.

[Anonymous No.]

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...god I’m fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

Theres tha noonga
A reel grate boonga
Spenden all day
Da Centalink Way
Fuckin his daughtuh
Commitin manslaugtah
In hiz car
But he dun go fah
Cause dubbo ain big
Bud dey sell a grate cig
I love dat twelve year old moot
I love dat twelve year old moot
Wen its da colur of soot
Cotton farmuh?
Dat’s obamuh!
Cus I ain no nigga
I just enjo my cigga’s
Smoken dem cones
Steelin da mobyl phones
Love mah neeces poon
Jus lyk I luv da goon
Methalated spirts?
Fuck yeah, got no limits
Petrol is grate
Just ask Ernie Dingo, hes my mate
Fuck yeah noongas fa life
Forever fuckin daughters, not our wifes

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8390178
>Gahh, I want to. I'm absolutely terrified of airplanes though...

How about a train?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390190
I GOT BEAT FOR THE STREET
TA PUMP IN YA JEEP
OR IN YA CARAVAN WID DA HOMIES KINDA DEEP
SOMTING ON A THAI STICK FEELING KINDA HIGHT WIT
YA PASSENGER SEAT OCCUPIED BY A FLY BITCH
ROLLING IN YA LO-LO
CUT LIST ALL YA MCS
SLAP IN THE HIP-HOP
TA HELL WITH THE TOUHOES
MODERN DAY GANGSTA FROM THE UNDERGROUND
YAY NIGGAS ROLL AROUND WID THA BOMMIN’ ASS SOUND
GOT THE 5-4 KINDA LOW AS WE BOUNCING
ON THE GRAPEVINE ROLLING DEEP TO MAGIC MOUNTAIN
HOES ON YA JOCK EVERYTIME YA HIT A CORNER
BECAUSE YA ROLLING TWISTED ON THE GOLD DAYTONAS
FRONTIN’ ON THE REGULAR TALKING ON YA CELLULAR
ACTING LIKE YA DON’T HEAR THE LIL BITCHES
YELLING YA NAJME AT THE BUS STOP YA DON´T STOP
YA MASH ON THE GAS ROLL RIGHT BY THEY ASS
SLAP DRESTA IN THE DASH YEAH
HOOK:
GUARANTEED TO HEAR SOMETHING SWEET UH
GANGSTA BEAT 4 THA STREET
GUARANTEED TO HEAR SOMETHING SWEET YEAH
GANGSTA BEAT 4 THA STREET

[Anonymous No.]

/b/, I seek your wisdom.

I'm in anime club at my college (I'll avoid saying which to avoid someone finding out who this is), and it was a weekly meeting as to what we wanted to watch on Thursday, our next club meeting. Being the otaku that I am, I suggest that we watch The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi. The whole club doesn't know what I'm talking about and goes on to talk about some stupid shit like Brain Powerd and Gunslinger Girl. I was enraged that they wouldn't even consider, if I may say so, the greatest anime of the past millennium, so I threw a punch at one of them and broke their glasses. I wanted Haruhi, and they wouldn't fucking show it. It serves him right; he smelled bad and always misused Japanese words. I was born in Japan and lived there until I was two, and here this fat fuck is spouting out horrible Japanese. I was pissed.

After I punched him, he looked as if he was going to cry. Serves him right. He fought back, and I think he fucking broke my nose in the process. What gave him the right to do that? Being too enraged to care, I attacked back and grabbed his neck tightly. I strangled him and drained every inch of life out of him. When I finished shaking him, I noticed he was dead. I panicked, locked the door, closed the windows, put up the blinds, and turned off the lights in the room.

So here I am, in the clubroom, after hours. I just recently covered from the shock, and I decided to post here because I'm frightened. What should I do? HELP!

(I couldn't find a really relevant image on Google image search so I'm using this, since my [former] club president's laptop which I'm using only has a bunch of xxxHOLiC hentai.)

[Anonymous No.]

Why is my queen hideous and not 2d?

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>8390211

Because I live all the way in PA, and something tells me that cost a fortune.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to confess /jp/.

I had not fapped for a whole week, until last night. It was late in the evening, and I had nothing to do so I opened ten or so tabs on ex and started masturbating.
c81 just came around, and these were probably the best H doujins I've read in a long while. I go through them, but it just isn't enough. I'm just edging out, then i remember something. Someone on the archive had a mediafire link for pygmas pictures.
I downloaded it while steadying myself at a boner by switching worskspaces quickly in my WM.

I opened the pictures and started viewing, and came across the one where she leans over with her tongue out.
I don't know what it was, but it drove me over the edge. Maybe its because it's someone that is *real* to me. Not just a pornstar or a random slut.

A culmination of it all made me splooge all over myself as I lay in my bed. Some got really close to hitting my chin as well. I was in a daze for what must have been half an hour. I don't think I have ever had such a great orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends!!!

Friends

A friend is someone who is always at your side,

A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your breath smells like you’ve been eating catfood,

A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes,

A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you’ve soiled yourself,

A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life,

A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats,

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn’t speak much English… *no, sorry that’s the cleaning lady,

A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true. Now pass this on! If you don’t, you’ll never have sex ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390217
I apologize if this question seems a bit random, but how do you like your coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

Zelda is so racist. The good guys are all white blond-haired Aryan types, and the bad guy is a brown-skinned man with a pronounced nose.

Other races like gorons and zora are considered "good" because they submit to the Hylians.

Not the gerudo, though. Nope. They want to be independent and refuse to be dominated, therefore they are "evil."

Say, doesn't Hylian kinda sound like Aryan?

Ganon wants to create "a world of darkness," because obviously a world not ruled by white people = darkness and chaos amirite?

Link is the chosen hero because he has the blood of ancient Hylian warriors. He's a hero because of his blood? In other words, he's automatically the hero because his ancestors are white?

Master Sword, huh? Is that like the master race?

The Triforce is a KKK symbol.

The final boss of Zelda 2 is Shadow Link, who is exactly like Link except he is black.

Nice pointy hat, Link. Was KKK-mart having a sale?

[milk !!Hx9evYBkk8E No.]

>>8390225
Depends. Most of the time black, but on days of bad weather, a little bit of cream is always good.
I have gingerbread syrup that I use sometimes too.

[Anonymous No.]

In any city, in any country, go to any hospital and ask to visit the "Holder of Hate." The attendant will give you a firm handshake, look you straight in the eyes, and say "It took you long enough." They will hand you a key to room 532 and tell you to go down the left hall.

As you walk down the hall you will hear insane cackling. Should it stop, yell "I do not fear you!" If it does not begin again, run as fast as your legs will carry you. Should it continue, keep walking. Stop when you reach room 532. The door will be covered in scratches, gashes and all manner of burns.

There will be a small, strangely unscarred glass panel in the door. Peer inside. If there is a figure standing with his back to you, retreat as quietly as you can. If the room is empty, unlock the door and enter. A red light will be shining out of the sole window in the room. Should you gaze out of this window your eyes will soon burst from your sockets and your screams will be your only utterance for all eternity. The room is small, the walls covered in blood, and a small cloaked figure sits in the middle. It will respond to only one question: "Why do they hate?" The figure's cloak will fly into the air revealing a grotesquely disfigured being. It will answer your question in horrific detail. Upon finishing the story it will collapse, as if a tremendous burden has passed from its shoulders, and crawl into the corner. You will begin to hear strange, unearthly shrieks from beyond the door. They will be getting nearer by the second. Your only hope is to wrap yourself in the cloak and hurl yourself out the red window. If you were not followed you will wake up on the lawn of the hospital the next day, wrapped snugly in the cloak.

The cloak is Object 23 of 2538. It will hide you from their hate.

[Anonymous No.]

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk, do you ever just like, randomly start crying sometimes when you're on your own? I hear girls do that sometimes. It sounds sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390250
No, she has booty calls and a large friend zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390254
Oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390212
From the rep of the depth of the double O
Duece foe block with a glock in my pocket
Full of that sess you betta wear a bullet proof vest
When I'm match your set betta pack you a tech
Cause I'm at your neck with a clip full of that shit
Nigga don't trip when i put one in your dick that Ripgut Cannibal
Hannibal shit nigga nuts and guts all over my chest
And stomach running with no slack threw my strap in the back
Twist me up a sack and I'm back at the Garden Block
Kicking it with maniac the nigga that a maniac sicker than sick
When a clips in progress put on the ground
With a brain full of them nine slugs read him in Reader's Digest
Uh I found a new love trickeling in my brain half of the doja
Half of the OE half of the fact that I am insane nigga
It's that duece foe blockster
Where niggas never put their glocks up
And get their cocks sucked nigga you just can't stop us
Loc to the brain insane with a main game that will maintain
Untouchable cut your throat and leave you in the street
With a lynch around your throat motherfucker
Cause you ain't got no love foe the block
Pop gotta hot foe that 24 street block
Nigga that took a shot rest in piss

[Anonymous No.]

What is going on? Is this even /jp/ or just people messing with us? Who are all these people and why should I care? Why is no one else upset and or confused at what is going on here? Is this some elaborate troll attempt? I've never been so confused. Not even angry just, what, I mean I don't even know whether to report this or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390273
>Who are all these people and why should I care?

Shitposters from when /jp/ first came about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8390273
Obviously you should report it.

Pygma was a tripscum who posted in like 2009. I can't really remember as I didn't care then and I don't care now.

It is funny to see one of the first times /jp/ isn't actually mean to a female.