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8384779 No.8384779 [Reply] [Original]

You're taking a nice, leisurely walk through the park with your waifu when Akuma challenges you to a one-on-one duel to the death.

What do you do?
a) Fight honorably and offer up your very life to defend the things you hold dear to yourself
b) Enlist the aid of Instead Man, but also have your waifu leave you permanently for Instead Man
c) Equip plot armor to shield yourself from harm and come out victorious, but put yourself on the route to the worst ending possible (whatever that may be)

>> No.8384781
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8384781

>>>/v/

>> No.8384784

lol is that the final boss from skyward sword?

>> No.8384792

>>8384779
I'll pick one.

>> No.8384800

d) genuflect
e) PUT IT IN

>> No.8384816

>>8384800
>d)
Do you want your head smashed open like a pomegranate or something?

>e)
Having sex with your waifu? Despicable.

>> No.8384842

>You have a loving waifu. However <situation> what do you do?
Is this guy back?

>> No.8384865

I don't have a waifu. Joke's on you, Akuma.

>> No.8384869

[X] Jump in the lake.

>> No.8384879

Don't have a waifu. That's an /a/ related hobby. I know because some pasta said it was.

>> No.8384890

akuma is my waifu

>> No.8384900

>>8384842
I guess no one here knows what I'm talking about.

>> No.8384905

Pfft. My waifu could take him.

>> No.8384927

>>8384905
But your waifu isn't fighting him, you are.

>> No.8384940

>>8384927
Yeah, but he'd fucking murder me and all three of us know it. She wouldn't let that happen.

>> No.8384941

C

>> No.8384954

d) refuse
Why make a simple situation complicated??

>> No.8384960

>>8384941
Your waifu is horrified by your monstrous power and killing instinct, and leaves you. As you stand over Akuma's corpse, it starts to rain and your mind and soul are slowly consumed by the Satsui no Hadou. Within a week, you have massacred half the country, and within a month you have killed every living being on the planet in your thirst for power and destruction.
After having destroyed everything, you return back to the way you once were, but are now an immortal living in an empty, destroyed world.

>> No.8384968
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>>8384954

>> No.8384973

>>8384960

It was supposed to be the worst possible ending, not the best.

>> No.8384975

If he wants to fight, he can take on my waifu, she'll be finished with him in 2 seconds flat.

>> No.8384979

>>8384954
Uh...
Good point. But would Akuma go with that?
Why does he even want to fight me? I thought he just wanted to fight strong people.

>> No.8384991

>>8384973
Oh, and you've constantly got a really bad itch on your back, but there's a wasp that will get pissed off at you and sting you if you ever try to scratch it.

>> No.8385011

>>8384960
Why does it start raining?

>> No.8385038

>>8385011
Because it always rains when something sad happens.

>> No.8385047

>>8384960
Will I know that I'm the one who wiped out humanity or will I simply wake up and not remember any of my actions?

>> No.8385051

>>8385047
Which one would be better for you?
Pick the other one.

>> No.8385054
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8385054

d) Genuflect

>> No.8385057

This thread gay. Like the guy above me's father.

>> No.8385062

>>8385038
I think It'd be more appropriate if it started raining during the fight, then just when Akuma is slain and lying before your feet, the rain lightens and the sun comes out, its visage bathing your bloodied and mangled figure in light, providing stark contrast to the squall that has just gathered within your heart. Mood dissonance, gotta make these things DEEP, thats how you get shit to sell, my friend.

>> No.8385066

I'll fuck him in the ass and show him a true raging demon, boy.

>> No.8385075

>>8385062
But I already told you.
It's the worst ending.

>> No.8385114
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8385114

Rugal > Akuma.

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>>8385114
That's right.

>> No.8385157

>>8385114
HAHAHA GENOCIDE CUTTAH

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