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8379836 No.8379836 [Reply] [Original]

My oh my it seems so long since we last spoke, my little NEETypie! Lately I'm so so busy! And you...? How have you been? Did you have a nice day?

Mommy bought some sake! So maybe... if you'd like... we can drink a little before bed tonight~

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>> No.8379874

>>8379836
no homo, right?

>> No.8379877

I have to go out in like 7 in the morning and it's 4AM right now, I know 3 hours of sleep are completely worthless so I try to keep myself awake to the best that I can.

>> No.8379880

What's sex?

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>>8379877

Whatever do you need to be up so early for? Don't tell me my NEETypie went and got himself a job?!?!

>>8379880

Sex is what sometimes happens after you meet someone who makes your heart go doki-doki~

>> No.8379897

My body isn't ready.

>> No.8379911

What an irresponsible mother!

>> No.8379946
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8379946

Mama Ran, I found this weird picture of you on the internet. How do you explain it? I don't understand what is going on here.

>> No.8379980

>>8379946

Hmm? This isn't my fetish.

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>>8379897

Not ready? Don't tell me you still need mama to dress you...? My my, are you sure?

Well, alright then!

>>8379911

Now now, if you're going to experiment with alcohol and such anyway I'd rather you do it with mommy around to supervise you! Otherwise it could go wrong!

Besides, it might be nice~don't you remember when we used to cuddle up together in bed, anon? And here I was thinking you so enjoyed our little nights together...

>>8379946

A-anonymous... What sort of websites do you go on anyway?!? Erm... there are some things that... we could perhaps discuss another time!

You know when Yukari was ill, Mama had to work overtime often. It was sad when we were apart, wasn't it?

Anyway... such strange questions... how about some ice cream?

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kowai

>> No.8380023

Mama Ran, can I sleep in your bed tonight?

>> No.8380027

>>8379896
But Ran-sama, you make my heart go doki-doki!

>> No.8380038

>>8379996
>icecream
Yes, this is good, I like icecream.

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What a coincidence, I happen to be drinking sake right now.
I would love to drink with you, Ran-sama.

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>>8380014

Don't be scared, it's only me! Ah, but hasn't it been ever so long since we were last together? Now there's no doubt you've done a lot since then! Come and tell me all about it!

>>8380023

Oh anon, you know if you're having trouble sleeping I'm only a second away~just you march on over to Mama's bedroom and we can cuddle together like before. Maybe if you're extra good you can still do that thing with my tails...

>>8380027

Anon anon, that's a different kind of doki doki! I can't be your girlfriend, and besides I'm far too old... no no, you just wait until you meet a pretty girl! Then you'll feel your heart beat with love, and maybe "sex" will follow, but only much much later!

Of course if you need practice, it would be mean if I refused to help you as your mama...

>> No.8380093

Yiff in hell.

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i never liked these threads

fuck lewd things

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>>8380076
>Maybe if you're extra good you can still do that thing with my tails...

Something like this, Mama Ran?

>> No.8380110

>>8380076

If I may ask, how do you keep your tails so fluffy and fresh? Surely washing and drying them regularly must be a pain.

>> No.8380113

Mama Ran, there's this lady I like...But I don't know if I'm good enough for her. She's an actual goddess and I'm just plain me. But I always think fondly of her and being with her would be oh so great. What should I do?

>> No.8380126

>>8380093

I think you clicked on the wrong board. This is /jp/, not /b/.

>> No.8380140

Mama Ran, when is cousin Chen coming back?

>> No.8380182

Mama Ran, where is papa?

>> No.8380247

>>8380182
I-it's not like I ate him or s-something!

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>>8380110

Now you see I cannot tell you that on here, anon! It's by guarding this secret I was crowned Miss Gensokyo in the shikigami division for 300 years straight! I can't give the others the cutting edge...

Hmm, maybe a little hint though...? My shampoo comes from the sea~

All that said, it makes me ever so happy you like Mama's tails. Deep down it's all for you, my sweety NEETy~!

>>8380182
>>8380140

It... seems your mind has been going in all sorts of weird ways lately, anonymous... where are you getting all these strange questions from?

Come on, shall we have some hot chocolate and watch the moon rise, mm? It looks set to be a very pretty one tonight!

>>8380113

>She's an actual goddess and I'm just plain me.

Listen to me right now.

I don't want to hear another word of this.

"Plain"? Oh my.

Living so long as I have, very many personalities have come and gone. And never - never! - in all that time did I know such a sweet, sensitive and kind person as you. Anonymous, believe in yourself! Please!

You need to tell this goddess how you feel. Otherwise your heart will go doki-doki so much without relief that it'll just - one day, one unfortunate day - pop! Just like that. And then you'll be a bitter person from then on.

Oh, not you!

You can do it. Believe me, you can do it! ☆

>> No.8380275

Ran...can you give me a hug?

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>>8380253

While you're here, something I got to ask.

Were you born under a pile of rocks, or under a tree? And if under a tree, was it under a live tree or a fallen one?

I hope it isn't rude, and no shame in either. My father was born on a couch, and he's been doing just fine.

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>>8380253
Mama Ran, I want to main Jean despite her nerfs but she's just genuinely not a good character for me any more, and there are so many other characters that I could play and do better with.
However, I don't like them the same way that I like Jean.

What should I do?

>> No.8380290

>>8380253
Mama.... I need help with my home work... what's the square root of infinity divided by zero?

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>>8380290
Na' son, you oughta know dat shit be NULL as yo pasty white chromeboy ass.

>> No.8380300

>>8380290
Infinity.

In before faggots think it's undefined.

>> No.8380303

>>8380253

Mama Ran, what's an OP?

>> No.8380305

>>8380300
Infinity divided by any number other than 0 or itself will be infinity.

>> No.8380306

>>8380290
( ´∀`)< Nurupo

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>>8380274

Neither, Helen-chan! I was born upon a vast mountain at approximately 9:26PM. Nature greeted my birth with a triple rainbow -- everyone was much in wonder.

Unfortunately, it can't really be said the rest of my life lived up to the promise seemingly shown by its grandiose beginning...

Though of course, bringing my little sleepyhead NEETypie into the world made up for that! Every day he makes me even more proud!

I suppose your father was a born couch potato~ふふふ

>>8380275

Oh as if you even have to ask, honey! Get over here! ♥

>> No.8380319

>>8380253

I'll do it. Maybe not now, but I can get ready when I believe the time is right to tell her. She would want me to have faith in myself too, and I'm glad you have faith in me, Mama Ran.

>> No.8380322

>>8380274
Ah... Ran has really nice feet... ;_;

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>>8379836
Mama Ran, what do you think about the chronic?


Maybe we could smoke a fat nug together and get freaky... please?

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>>8380313

Ah, yes, thanks. That explains a lot.

And not really. He had to practice and work hard for nearly sixty years to become one, and to be honest he still isn't very good at it.

>> No.8380346

>>8380313
ahhhh, thanks mama, I feel much better now.

>> No.8380342

This is a very cute thread, but it hurts too.

...It hurts.

>> No.8380374

Mama Ran, have you seen my cat?

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>>8380342
I can feel it. I can feel it.

>> No.8380410

>>8380394
Motorola?

>> No.8380416

This thread, this thread makes me wish I had someone to cuddle me in real-life

;_;

>> No.8380423

>>8380416
Sometimes I feel like I want 3DPD too, but then I take my tanasinn and the crazy ideas go away.

>> No.8380424

>>8380416
Dakimakura.

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>>8380416

Ever considered getting a dog?

>> No.8380427

>>8380424

But I'd just feel empty inside loving an inanimate object that can never love me back.

>> No.8380437

>>8380427
Then you are doing it wrong.

>> No.8380440

>>8380437

Then how do I do it right?

>> No.8380450

>>8380424
But it can never physically hug me or anything or the sort, unless it had arms but that'd just look stupid and goofy.

>> No.8380447

I want Ran-mama to take my virginity and my fertile pubescent shota seed

>> No.8380473
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>>8380416

Open the window ever so slightly. Can't have your room getting stuffy, let the wind calm you~

Lay on your bed. The bed Mama got for you all that time ago.

Now, clutch your pillow. Hold on to it tight, and don't you let go.

Think of everything you want Mama to do for you. Really think, Anon! Really wish! Really dream!

In your mind, watch us do what you want us to, hear us speak of all sorts of fun things, feel my tails cushion you as we have ever so many happy days together. Of course, taste my hot chocolate! That's a given.

Now hug tighter. Hug like you've never hugged before.

And then... let go. Let it all go.

I promise you that in those moments, however brief, Mama is with you.

This promise can be made because all those nights you did exactly what I described? I felt it too, Anon. ♥

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>>8380473
>all those nights you did exactly what I described? I felt it too, Anon. ♥

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>> No.8380505

>>8380473
That made me feel, that made me feel a lot.

>> No.8380507

>>8380505
>>8380485

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6mfDJh5Vx0

>> No.8380512

>>8380507

Well, shit.

Time for bed.

>> No.8380603 [DELETED] 

I haven't slept with a pillow in years.
Reading this affects me that much more.

>> No.8380728

Promise you will never leave again ;_;

>> No.8380740

These threads disturb me.

>> No.8380755

>>8380740
For a while I thought they were gone for good.

>> No.8380756

I love you mama Ran

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>>8380740

Anon is wise to be cautious about the fox.

>> No.8380844

>roleplaying
giant faggots, all of you

>> No.8380849

holy fuck /jp/, you pathetic weeaboos.

>> No.8380862

It's not shitposting as long as you sage, right /jp/?

>> No.8380867

>>8380844
>>8380849
>>8380862
Fuck off.

>> No.8380871

http://audioboo.fm/boos/616500-jp
My reply to this thread just couldn't be text.

>> No.8380878

Jesus christ, /jp/ get your shit together.

/a/ is bad but never THIS bad, you guys need some fucking help

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>>8380871

>> No.8380881

>>8380878
We used to do this all the time.

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>>8380871

>> No.8380883

>>8380881

No we fucking didn't

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>>8380881

The hell we did

>> No.8380894

>>8380844
>2012
>not roleplaying
ISHYGDDT
[spoilers]sicks doubs btw[/spoilers]

>> No.8380889

>>8380883
Are you new?

>> No.8380891

>>8380871

If you've really been here as long as you say, you'd realize that this thread was the usual fare back in 06' and 07'. It got particularly bad with Yuki roleplaying threads on /a/.

Why these threads continue to exist on /jp/ is kind of a mystery, being that alice managed to get flushed out, but such is life.

>> No.8380892

>>8380889

Are you?

>> No.8380896

>>8380871
Seriously?
Even /b/ alice circlejerks?
Because i also have been browsing 4chan for a long time and i haven't seen nothing like the cancer that fag has created, then again its /b/ cancer.

>> No.8380907

>>8380896
>>8380891
Those threads were worse in subject and type of content, but this thread isn't even good at being bad like they were. That makes it even worse.
>>8380879
http://audioboo.fm/boos/616503-jp-2

>> No.8380908

>>8380896

Fuck off whore, /b/ is its own cancer, we don't even count it as a board anymore.

God, you're so annoying, I just wish I could rape you with my cock, I just wish to hear your moans as I cum inside you.

>> No.8380912

>>8380892
I'm asking you because you did not know that /a/ had these threads back in 2007 along with Touhou hijacks.

>> No.8380914

>Please do not roleplay on this board, that is not what it is for.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S360493

>> No.8380917

>>8380908
Hawt <3 i wish you could rape me too but that would make it consensual ;)

>> No.8380918

No fun.

>> No.8380927

>>8380907
>isn't even good at being bad like they were

I really don't think you've been here as long as you say you have, if that's what you think.

>> No.8380934

>>8380891
Now everyone finally realizes why Yuki is a slut.

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>>8380917

Oh well, I might as well just jerk off right now.

Say something hot to make me cum, you little slut.

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>>8380933
penis, poo vagina, clitoris

>> No.8380940

Fucking christ, stop it. You are hurting me.

>> No.8380945

and then /jp/ was the ponyfags.

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>>8380938

You're a naughty little slut, that's even making me harder.

I'm leaking of precum, please continue with your lewd words!

>> No.8380952

And then the thread turned into shit.

>> No.8380953

Is /b/'s Alice still around?

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>jp

>> No.8380957

Why are we surprised all of a sudden?
This isn't the first Mama Ran thread.

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8380958

Why is /jp/ so shitty?

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CIRNO, I'M CLOSE TO CUMMING

PLEASE JUST SAY ONE MORE THING SO I CAN RELEASE MY LOAD!

>> No.8380961

I'm sorry the thread turned out this way, mama ;_;

>> No.8380965

>>8380957
>we

It's /a/.

>> No.8380966

>>8380953
I think he got bored but he will attention whore in February.
I'm fucking sure of it.

>>8380963
g4u

>> No.8380973

This thread just got shitty after it was linked to in /a/.

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>>8380966

Thank you Cirno, I actually came~

>> No.8380986

Sage.

>> No.8380983

>>8380973
Where was it linked from?

>> No.8380984

>>8380966
Oh boy, I can't wait.

>> No.8380994

>>8380983

>>>/a/59607824

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>>8380994
oh boy

>> No.8381022

>>8380966
What happens in Feb?

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8381081

This seems familiar...

http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/59421912/

>> No.8381093

brb gonna play Katawa Shoujo Emi's route again...

>> No.8381096

>>8381093
lol

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