DFC

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you even like girls with small chests? You know they could never produce enough milk to feed your children.

[Anonymous No.]

Breast-feeding isn't necessary.

Having said that: I'm quite partial to medium-sized, myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>You know they could never produce enough milk to feed your children.

Pedos confirmed for nihilists who just want to watch the world burn.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would I ever want kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335379
Breast fed babies grow up to have stronger immune systems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335383
>Doesnt want to have children with his favorite Touhou.

Do you even love her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335379
It is in Gensokyo, They don't have Gerber in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't, OP. I prefer HEALTHY women.

[Anonymous No.]

Minimalism is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

Breasts grow when woman bears child thus there is no such problem, OP. It is sad someone doesn't know such trivia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335368
>You know they could never produce enough milk to feed your children.

Absolutely wrong. A girl with small breasts can produce just as, if not more, than a girl with large breasts. I know this because I decided to say it with conviction, therefore it is true.

[Anonymous No.]

It matters not. Breast feeding is barbaric.

[None !ANshit/BSQ No.]

>>8335402
sick bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335419
How are you going to feed your children in Gensokyo, where formula does not exist? You going to feed your children milk from cow tits? Now THATS barbaric.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't. I actually like a or small b cups.

I also like my lolis older than most, not into that todlercon shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335449
Bear semen.

[Anonymous No.]

Tenshi is flat.

Tenshi is perfect.

Therefore flat is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

oh dear

[Anonymous No.]

OP pic makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Thats easy, we would just hire a midwife. Do vampire babies even drink milk?

[Anonymous No.]

There are many lolis in the world that breastfeed their children, OP. You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

flat chests are good in all dimensions OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335480
Yeah, Yukari getting her top half disintegrated by Tenshi makes for a pretty disturbing picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335493
where dick

[Kayneth "Fast Wheels" Archibald El Melon !autisMAjK2 No.]

>>8335493
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335496
No, silly, she's just gapped her top-half somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335449
nurse maid ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335511
I don't see no fancy gap with ribbons on it. Her top half was disintegrated and her lower half is kept up by the late Yukari's sheer willpower alone. Truly a formidable yokai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335508
This. It looks like a dude, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335524
Yukari's gaps are 2-dimensional, if you don't see it, it's because of the angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335532
It's the androgyny that attracts me. A pretty face, a REAL feminine body and face that trans will ever hold.
Downfall is no dick. I just like to imagine she has a 1" or so clit.
Perfect girl~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335532
You must be half-blind.

[Anonymous No.]

When a flat chested girl hugs you, she holds you closer to her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335468
Tenshi is the sum of her traits. Tenshi is perfect.

Tenshi = (T1 + T2 + ... + Tn)
(T1 + T2 + ... + Tn) = perfect

Let Ti = her flat chest

Ti - (summation from j = 1 to n of Tj) = perfect - (summation from j = 1 to n of Tj)
where j ≠ i

Therefore Ti is only equal to perfect when all other traits are equal to zero.

I'll accept your proof if you acknowledge that Tenshi is nothing more than a flat chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335541
You must like dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335552
Why would I want to be close to her heart? Have you ever actually seen a heart? Hearts are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335541
Looks like a dude's chest. You may as well fuck a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335571
>>8335564
I fucking wish dudes were that hot bro. I'd nail em up the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335564
I don't. Firm bodies feel good to touch and function well. Jiggling fat is always inferior.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably just ask Aunt Ran and Chen to help out, they seam to have ample bosoms.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont think frogs drink milk. I think they fight for survival before they are even born and when they are they eat pond scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335575
Agreed, a dick on that girl would make her the perfect woman.

[Anonymous No.]

Should be ok. Her children arnt really all that big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335419
no its not

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335650
I agree. Its a beautiful display of parental love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335650
ummmm yes it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335661
I bet you think circumcision is medically beneficial too don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335667
remember how lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335667
He's been brainwashed by consumerism.

Yes goyim, buy our baby formula, not give your children the milk that was CREATED for the baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335667
I think you need to take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335661
Breastfeeding is barbaric? Since when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335674
>He's been brainwashed by consumerism.

Yes goyim, buy our baby formula, not give your children the milk that was CREATED for the baby.

While the average autistic on /jp/ will ask who you are quoting, this is a better way to make a post and its less confusing. I had to read your post 3 time to figure out exactly what your intent was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335696
i think that makes YOU autistic, not him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335696
The irony, I had to read your post 3 times too to figure out what the hell you're trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335696
What?
YOUR post is confusing me now.

How about you read the thread? This guy things baby formula is better than tit feeding, then another responded with "I bet you think..." Then I said;

>He's been brainwashed by consumerism.

How was that hard to follow? Are you retarded? Go back to /avb/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335694
you didn't remember how lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335368
Why is that girl murdering that other girl using a sharpened umbrella? How can she be so cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335696
Using green text in that situation makes no sense at all actually, and I deliberately misuse it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Women actually get a sick, sexual pleasure from breastfeeding. It's something people rarely talk about, but it's true. How disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335718
You have NO idea, how hard my dick is right now. Reading that made precum start leaking out.

Toddlercon lactating pregnant women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335368
>You know they could never produce enough milk to feed your children.
Thats not how it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335706
When you link to someone, any text you post is directed at that person. So by the way that post started

"He's been brainwashed by consumerism."

Would imply that he is telling >>8335661

That >>8335650

Is brain washed by consumerism. Which would not may any sense since the natural milk from a mothers breasts does not require any named products.

By quoting the person.
>He's been brainwashed by consumerism.

You imply that you are making statements of fact about the mental condition of the person you are linking to. The black text after that is then delivered as mokery of the linked person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335718
I have entertained this thought for years now. I have always had a feeling they would get off from that. I get off from them getting off to breastfeeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335732
I hate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335728
So much autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335732
It's not his fault, he was likely fed contaminated baby formula as a child rather than proper breast milk.

[Anonymous No.]

DO NOT READ THIS MESSAGE!!!

I visited /bun/ for the first time last night before I went to bed. "Eh, looks interesting," I thought, and I made a post and bookmarked the site. Bad move. I woke up with my inbox full of spam. My YouTube and Facebook accounts were hacked. All of my Touhou folders were deleted except my Aya folder. And on top of that my dog "ruined" my carpet (still have a payment going for that) and pissed on my laptop. Repost this message in 5 other threads or Jones will ruin your life too. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.]

I now wish I could be born in to Gensokyo as Ran's daughter so I can be loved and cared for by her.

[­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

Breasts are amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335804
Only when they are used to love and care for someone. An old hag like Yuuka wouldnt even be able to squeeze dry milk from those sandbags.

[­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

>>8335815
Is there something from your past that you need to talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>Have mommy issues
>See this thread

Stop it guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335821
Somehow this pictures reminds me of those old wicked witch stories from Grims Fairytails. Notice how the crazy bitch doesn't even remove her breast from her shirt. Either forcing the baby to suck through her clothes or shes just in possession of someone elses baby that she stole through trickery, and the baby just happen to find a tit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335815
I'd squeeze my milk between her sandbags, if you know what i mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335865
I dont know what you mean. I got sand in my pants at the beach once, it didnt feel very good.

As far as tits go, Ran has the only breasts in Gensokyo that I would want to love. They appear to be very sharply, plump and moist.

[­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

Breasts are good for more than feeding babies.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont think my favorite Touhou should have children. She would probably leave it on a log and forget it for a few days.

>>8335875
Thats disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335410
So what are saying is that all the pictures of Touhous that have breasts, only have them because they have recently given birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335929
Get a load of this clown that can't even interpret things correctly

[Anonymous No.]

Up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8335875
Fowl degenerate. Breasts are not sexual objects. They pleasant cushions to make loved ones feel warm and safe.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>8335368
That's not a problem with lolis since they can't get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336073
Do we really need to have this conversation?

[Anonymous No.]

>implying i cant feed them with my semen

[Kudryavka !!wEyYEw5OlKU No.]

Granted, I'm about as far from an expert on boobs as someone could possibly be, but I've never heard of flat girls being unable to breastfeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336073
Oh really?
http://youngest_mother.tripod.com/

[Anonymous No.]

I think as long as she didnt get drunk and leave the water in the bathtub running, or drop our child, we would find a way. But I dont think her breast milk would be legal, for a baby... unless alcohol is mothers milk to a oni child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336221
But Suika does have powerful growing powers. I think that will work out fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Having children ruins women, I wouldn't ever think about pushing such an animal-like burden into the touhou I love. Therefore, her having DFC is perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336269
On the contrary, having children makes a woman much more spiritual and attractive. You sound like a shutin thats never been around a woman before in your life.
>/jp/
Ohh, right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336287
>spiritual
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Having kids is insane when you think about it.
You love someone so much, you take half of each of you, and create a new human being.

Of course, this world is ruled by barbaric animals rather than men and women, so this is rarely the reason for having kids.

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>>8336337
Kids are like robots, but you know, people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336294
I guess its impossible to explain the happiness a woman feels to have the offspring of the person she loves growing inside her.

[Tokiko No.]

>>8336337
> taking half of you
I bet you think that digital music piracy is "stealing"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336527
I don't, what made you think that?
The "taking"?
I did not mean it that way, I just don't know what other word to use. I'm a follower of St iGNUcious and the quest for freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336337
>You love someone so much, you take half of each of you, and create a new human being.

Of course. By combining our strengths in this way, we can eventually produce the Kwisatz Haderach.

[Anonymous No.]

yeah that why all belong to some rige rusian nigga on bueatport or whot stfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336287
And you sound like a normalfag.
Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336401
How about describing the happiness of having nausea every morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336401

Happiness isn't the same as a hormone overdose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336582
Yes it is. You might as well say "electric potential being transferred across synapses isn't happiness." The chemical soup in your skull is as much part of your mind as the circuitry is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336582
Wait...........I thought it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336573
Comparing a little morning sickness to the indescribable feeling of creating life?

Thats about like saying, "I would rather cut off my feet off because my shoes are uncomfortable."

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336823
I have a theory. I think you're overstating this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336886
No, people can place any amount of importance they want on things. It's completely arbitrary. If someone wants to feel greatly fulfilled from creating life they can choose to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336929
But you're claiming everyone places the same, and grand, amount of importance on this. I feel this is a false sentiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337075
One would think any life form would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337106
The fact that we're having this argument should prove that I don't, at least, and certainly not just I. Therefore, I should think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337112
They why dont you kill your self, if life is so meaningless to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337119
That's not what I said. In fact, my own life means more to me than anyone else. Or all of them, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337127
You should become a serial killer and start killing small children. You would be good at it. Its more productive than posting on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337132
I dunno. The little ones have potential. It's just when they grow up to become bitches and whores. And other men I have nothing outright against, just their refusal to listen to reasonable arguments and insistence on a white knight thing, you know, that sorta thing. It annoys me. But I'm glad you think so well of me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8337150
I really think you should get started on your new job, child butchery. Why are you still wasting your time on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8336886
I have a different theory.
He's an idiot.
Probably has some preggo fetish too.