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8331084 No.8331084 [Reply] [Original]

>I want to close those buttons...

So how many closet gentlemen do we have here? Who here could close Yoshika's shirt for her without grabbing a handful of the lovely breasts and feeling her up?
Yoshika thread.

>> No.8331093

I don't care about Yoshika but I would. Or I would politely mention she should do it herself. Of course it would be embarrassing, but I would try to bring it up as calmly and casually as possible so she wouldn't feel super embarrassed.
Of course she did it on purpose and isn't wearing a bra so she's a slut.

>> No.8331099
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Let me go fetch my safety goggles first, that looks dangerous.

>> No.8331100

I would.

Now Seiga, I would fucking rip her dress apart and tear a whole through the floor fucking her senseless

>> No.8331104
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I'd close them and just relish in the feeling of my fingers rubbing up against her soft, cold flesh.

Grabbing them would just be rude.

>> No.8331111
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>>8331093
She can't do it herself. Her arms are to stiff to reach there. That's the whole point.

>> No.8331107

She's a man so she shouldn't mind such silly stuff.

>> No.8331109

she probably can't do it herself. I guess I could be bothered to help

>> No.8331131
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>>8331100

>> No.8331137
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>>8331100
Fuck, how did this sample get here?

>> No.8331143

>>8331131
Reported.

>> No.8331155

>>8331084
I would close those buttons. I mean, they're just breasts. To blobs of flesh. What's the big deal?

>> No.8331169

All right, you close Yoshika's shirt, and while she's awkwardly thanking you, it pops open again, her breasts swaying a bit. Now what?

>> No.8331173

>>8331111
Of course she can. Even if she has full-on rigor mortis, she can just use a mirror.

>> No.8331183

>>8331169
Uhh... purge the undead?

>> No.8331184
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>>8331143
This more to your liking?

>> No.8331191
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>>8331173
How would a mirror help? Her arms cannot reach there at all.

>> No.8331216
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8331216

That ofuda is so much fun.

>> No.8331234

>>8331173
Hold your arms out straight, like Yoshika. Now try to touch your hands to your chest without bending your arms.

Tada, you've been enlightened.

>> No.8331236

>>8331084

I could. I got a boner from just looking, but I'm not a hungry beast who would be rude to her just because of that.

>> No.8331259
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8331259

Closing her shirt is one thing. But how about this?

>> No.8331267

>>8331259
She can hump a table or something. Or get someone to help her.

>> No.8331269

>>8331191
She can put her hand in the mirror and it'll be reflected out the opposite way, dummy.

>>8331234
Well obviously, but I just did it in a mirror and it was fine.

>> No.8331283

>>8331267
> Or get someone to help her.
Get the fuck out. My Touhous are pure.

>> No.8331284
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>>8331269

Do you have T-Rex arms?

>> No.8331289

>>8331259

Instant boner

Rigor mortis is my new fetish.

>> No.8331291
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8331291

I like when people draw yoshika with pointy teeth.
But then they rape her, and I don't like rape.

>> No.8331297

>>8331259
She's a zombie. Her body can't feel anything anyway.

>> No.8331307

>>8331137
Does anyone else yell SEEEEE~GAAAAAA like the old Genesis (especially the sonic games) while fapping to her?

>> No.8331304

If I was close enough to close the clasps I would be in her arms.

...

>> No.8331314
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>>8331297
Magic or drugs.
She can clearly feel in that picture.

>> No.8331329

>>8331084

If you decide to close her shirt, you'll have to get close. And then she will be hugging you.

>> No.8331345
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>>8331329
Not exactly hugging. Her arms can't bend well enough to hug.
Does Yoshika want basic flexibility, I wonder? Does she miss being alive?

>> No.8331350

>>8331284
Yes!

>> No.8331358

Is she a reanimated corpse zombie, or an unconscious mind slave zombie? There IS a difference you know.

>> No.8331369

>>8331345

I don't think she has the brains left to miss anything.

>> No.8331373
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>>8331345
I think she just takes it easy

>> No.8331378
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>>8331358
Well, she can talk and think and do stuff. She's not mindless.

>> No.8331379
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>>8331307
No.

>> No.8331404
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8331404

People seem awfully trusting of yoshika. But she's a good girl I suppose

>> No.8331465
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>>8331291
>>8331291
I just read that. I LOVED how expressive Yoshika was, ofuda and all. I was worried that that would lead to and ending with her laying in a pool of cum with the ofuda totally blank, but everything ended up ok.
Sticking your dick in a zombie's mouth is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do.

>> No.8331540

>>8331307
No, but I think it.

>> No.8331601
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8331601

Plop~

>> No.8331652

I would...but god damn, those are some gorgeous breasts...

>> No.8331663

I'd resist the urge to my fullest. Don't want her tits breaking off on my hand and ruin breasts forever for me.

>> No.8331677

>>8331601
What language is this?

>> No.8331685
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>>8331169
Clearly she needs a new shirt. Her current one must have worn out or something, because it can't hold her breasts anymore.
Is she going to ask me to get her a new shirt? I don't think a zombie would do very well at clothes shopping...

>> No.8331696
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>>8331677
Finnish. There's a whole bunch of translated 4koma by that guy on danbooru; I recommend them, they're pretty funny.

>> No.8331759

>>8331696
Thanks, I'll go check them out.

>> No.8331843

>>8331314
>>8331314
>>8331314
this picture is real life

>> No.8331908
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>>8331084

If she asked me I would. If she looked uncomfortable but didn't ask, I'd ask what was wrong and if there was anything I could do to help.

Maybe we could be friends. I'm sure she has some cool stories considering how old she is.

>> No.8331973

>>8331465

Please tell me she ate him at the end.

In fact, all Yoshika rape doujins should end that way. Preferably before the rape actually happens.

>> No.8331984

for a flesh eating abomination, yoshika actually seems like a nice girl

>> No.8332020

>>8331984
All Youkai are flesh-eating abominations that are actually nice girls. Welcome to Touhou.

>> No.8332071
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remember how her tongue

>> No.8332076
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>>8331973
No. Seiga shows up and kills the rapists.

>> No.8332089
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8332089

I thought her head was open for a minute.

>>8331973
It would be lovely if all rape works ended on a positive note like that, but that's not how it goes. They must be powerless and broken, or the raping cannot happen in the first place.

>> No.8332099
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>> No.8332134
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>>8332089
True enough. But what about their friends?

>> No.8332149
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8332149

That happens fairly often. A certain PARANOIA CAT work comes to mind.

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>>8331084

I would... because having those things hanging out is rude.

>> No.8332404

>>8332149
I cannot believe that I recognize Cobra now.

>> No.8332415
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>>8332149

>> No.8332420
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>>8332099
I can't decide if I like this artist or not. He can draws good rape without all the crushing despair most good rape artists have...yet sometimes he draws stuff like that one Akyuu vs bamboo picture.

>> No.8332467
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8332467

Why isn't Yoshika drawn hopping more often? It's cute, she's too stiff to walk, and Jiang Shis are supposed to hop anyway.
As soon as I saw Yoshika I got all excited for all the cute, hopping zombie pictures I was sure would come, but instead I've only found two or three. It's not fair!

>> No.8332476
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>>8332420
I like artists with variety

>> No.8332488
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>>8332467
I guess most jiang shi can't fly

>> No.8332507
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>>8332476
I guess...

>> No.8332813
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8332813

Mind controlling Yoshika is not ok.

>> No.8335271
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>> No.8335308

>>8331084
..my pulse actually quickened just thinking about it

I'd be too nervous to even try but I'd tell her I will find help

>> No.8335322

I wish there were Yoshika hetero doujins where she was not raped.

I like consensual necrophilia. It's my fetish.

>> No.8335338
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8335338

Sex with undead is not ok.

Zombies are for smiting.

>> No.8335784

>>8335308
Don't think too much about it, just do it.

>> No.8335835 [DELETED] 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQBGSpjfhZQ&feature=youtu.be

>> No.8335938
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>>8331908
HNNNGGG

>> No.8338414 [SPOILER] 
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>>8332467
yoshika is not bunny rabbit

>> No.8338462
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8338462

Yoshika is great, but I don't like Seiga at all. At all.

>> No.8338469
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>>8338462
Why not.

>> No.8338476
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>>8338469
Because I don't. I don't like her design or character or anything.

>> No.8338503
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>>8338462
I sorta feel sorry for you bro.

The best thing about both Seiga and Yoshika is the great/interesting/cute duo they make. Maybe Seiga will grow on you? I have to admit it took me some time, I thought they clashed at first, but after I read more about her and got more used to her design I started really liking her.

When the demo was released it did say that Yoshika would have a master most likely revealed in the full version, so I tried to prepare myself for how she'd eventually have sanother character heavily associated with her.

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seiga is a nice legs matched only by futos nice arms

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>> No.8341167

>>8331291
What's the title of this?

>> No.8342085

>>8331100
Now I'm curious why this got deleted

>> No.8342140

Why do something in vain?

Those button will just pop as the flesh continues to bloat with rot.

>> No.8342156

>>8342085
New janitor. He just deleted all of my posts ;_;

>> No.8342164
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>>8342140
Yoshika keeps herself well-preserved. It's more likely that her clothes got worn out.
...could you help her get a new shirt, maybe? The village doesn't like dead people.

>> No.8342421

>>8342085
It was just a smaller version of >>8331137 . Check the archive.

>> No.8342762

>>8341167
Exhentai has a reverse image search. Use it.

>> No.8342924

>>8342762
Thanks. I didn't know about that.

>> No.8343993

ageru

>> No.8344748
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is the yoshika related to the jill valentine? they both have the same hat

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>> No.8348880
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>>8344748
Scary zombie! Scary, scary, SCARY zombie!

>> No.8349427
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>> No.8351594
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*LICK* *LICK*

>> No.8351797
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>>8351594
Noooo!

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