How hard is it to fuck a real miko in Japan? No, I don't want a slut in cosplay. I want a real miko and I'm willing to invest quite a bit of money into this quest.

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Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:13:12 2011 No.8322482 [Reply] [Original]

How hard is it to fuck a real miko in Japan?

No, I don't want a slut in cosplay. I want a real miko and I'm willing to invest quite a bit of money into this quest.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:14:42 2011 No.8322491 You can rape one pretty easily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:16:15 2011 No.8322508 >>8322491 This. Shinto maidens have to make vows of celibacy, so rape is probably your best option.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:16:15 2011 No.8322515 >>8322508 Or just have an overwhelming sexual charisma.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:17:43 2011 No.8322524 They're no Reimu I'll tell you that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:17:43 2011 No.8322525 >>8322491 But I don't want to rape them... And contrary to what doujins make you believe they have a very high detection rate. And asian prisons are hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:18:44 2011 No.8322534 you can probably get an ugly one drunk and have drunk sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:19:14 2011 No.8322548 >>8322508 No they don't. This is a myth. Even in medieval times they didn't.

Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:19:43 2011 No.8322539

>>8322525
>And contrary to what doujins make you believe they have a very high detection rate.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:21:44 2011 No.8322558 >>8322525 You watch to many movies to believe that (unless its China). You're allowed to play chess with the guards in Japan to kill time.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:23:13 2011 No.8322572

>And contrary to what doujins make you believe they have a very high detection rate.
>high detection rate.
A guy basically cum infront of a slutty cosplayer infront of 200people.
A train molester molested a girl for 2hours straight in a packed train.
Japan doesnt give a fuck.
You can probably fuck the girl silly, put on your clothes and take a flight out before the girl even make a report about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:25:14 2011 No.8322584 File: 418 KB, 1000x1442, b488a8073032b18dd9d100958870ea1cdc65008bc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tip: mikos are not nuns. There is no celibacy amongst them. Quite the contrary. "Travelling miko" were prostitutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:27:14 2011 No.8322596 >>8322572 I wish I could molest a young girl for two hours straight on a packed train without anyone even caring. I could die happy.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:28:43 2011 No.8322604

>>8322572

Nobody jizzed on Enako. It was a shitty gossip.

And chikans are a by-product of insanely packed trains. Not to mention train molestation isn't uncommon in the west.

Sorry to ruin your fantasies but I have family and friends in Japan. Rape is incredibly rare there. Much rarer than in USA.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:29:43 2011 No.8322611 >>8322572 2hours!? where the hell are they going? around in circles in JR line?

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:30:44 2011 No.8322621 >>8322604 >Rape is incredibly rare there. [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:31:13 2011 No.8322631 >>8322621 Even if he cited something he would only be citing the rapes of actual reported rapes. Any statistic about unreported rapes is basically pulled out of the ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:33:13 2011 No.8322644 >>8322611 Would you get off at your stop (if that was even your reason for being the train) if you were molesting a girl? Would you get off at your stop if a man was molesting you? Mind you you are Japanese.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:33:44 2011 No.8322646 >>8322631 Exactly. Convicting someone of rape in a typical western country is about 20x easier than in Japan. They basically have to admit to it for a conviction to go through.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:33:44 2011 No.8322651
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My friend's girlfriend was a miko.

She was really hot.

Guy told me that priestesses are usually old, but mikos are young and hot.

Shame it's so hard to find miko porn.

Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:34:14 2011 No.8322657

>>8322644
>Would you get off at your stop (if that was even your reason for being the train) if you were molesting a girl?

Maybe.

>Would you get off at your stop if a man was molesting you?

Depends whether I'm enjoying it.

>Mind you you are Japanese.

That doesn't really make any difference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:35:14 2011 No.8322659 >>8322651 > Shame it's so hard to find miko porn. The hell are you talking about? Unless you mean 3D. In which case, get out. In fact so should OP. And everyone. Just...get out. You're ruining my personal, canonical view of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:35:14 2011 No.8322661 >>8322646 I bet you were never in Japan. You have no idea how safe it is there.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:37:14 2011 No.8322673 >>8322661 Yes I'm sure you have an astronomical amount of information about Japan being that you went site seeing over the holidays and what not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:37:14 2011 No.8322678 >>8322657 Slut

Anonymous !zeSatenX0. Sat Dec 31 13:38:44 2011 No.8322684
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How hard is it to fuck a real trap miko in Japan?

No, I don't want a slut in cosplay. I want a real trap miko and I'm willing to invest quite a bit of money into this quest.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:39:13 2011 No.8322694

>>8322646
>20x
Even if you multiplied it by 20 times, USA still would have a higher rate of recorder rapes than Japan, going by UN statistic quoted here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics
And I'm betting that multiplier is nowhere near 20(though still significant).

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:40:43 2011 No.8322703 >>8322684 Now that's better. That i would fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:40:43 2011 No.8322707 >>8322694 *recorded

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:41:45 2011 No.8322719
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>>8322659

Calm down man. I'm not really into 3D porn, but mikos are an exception.

I want to do one for months and it's driving me crazy.

Next time I'm in japan I will just go to the temple and offer the hottest miko I find 1000$ for sex. Then 2000$ if she refuse. Then 3000$.

It became sort of my life goal.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:43:15 2011 No.8322735 >>8322694 According to that statistic there were 1.4 rapes per 100,000 people in Japan in 2008 and 29.3 in the USA, so actually my guesstimate wasn't that far off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:43:43 2011 No.8322736 >>8322719 New years resolution: Go to japan and fuck a miko. I like the way you think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:43:44 2011 No.8322739 >>8322673 I have family in Japan. I know a white girl who lived there for over 20 years. Sorry but it's nowhere near your rape doujins.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:44:44 2011 No.8322750
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How hard is it to fuck a real futa miko in Japan?

No, I don't want a shemale pretending to be one. I want a real futa miko and I'm willing to invest quite a bit of money into this quest.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:45:13 2011 No.8322755

I used to have a serious nun fetish, then I looked it up and found out you don't even have to be a virgin to become a nun.
Be a slut for a long time, then when your pussy gets used up and no one wants you, they still take you in as a nun.
What bullshit.

I wanted to go visit them and play Parcheesi or charades, but not if they'll be any impure and sinful people present.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:46:43 2011 No.8322764 File: 407 KB, 1200x1200, 1306638063426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8322684 I can fap to that.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:47:43 2011 No.8322773 >>8322739 So you've never actually lived in Japan yourself? You're only basing this off of anecdotal evidence?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:48:13 2011 No.8322783 >>8322508 >woman >celibate Have you learned nothing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:49:13 2011 No.8322784 Why do you want to have sex with 3d pigs? Get out normalfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:51:13 2011 No.8322797 >>8322773 Better than just pulling it out of your ass like what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:53:14 2011 No.8322812 >>8322783 It can work. Under death threats and such. That shit won't fly these days though, which is a pity.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:53:43 2011 No.8322810
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Isn't it funny that a country which became a synonym of sexism in the west is practising the last big matriarchal religion that survived to our times?

Fuck gay patriarchal religions and their priests.

I long for the times of Babylon and temple orgies with priestesses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:54:44 2011 No.8322820 >>8322784 It's not all that impossible to enjoy the ride if you have a high level pretending skill and put a kigurumi mask on your fuck-toy-in-flesh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:54:44 2011 No.8322823 >>8322784 >>>/a/

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:55:43 2011 No.8322833 >>8322797 You mean you aren't?

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 13:57:13 2011 No.8322857 >>8322810 Bill Clinton got a bj in the oval office.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 13:58:13 2011 No.8322866 Anyone know how much real miko outfit cost? I doubt she will risk ruining her real clothes so I probably should get some cash ready to buy one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:04:13 2011 No.8322904 File: 117 KB, 458x457, 1315602947498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-what? Shrine maidens aren't pure? You guys are only joking right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:08:17 2011 No.8322930 >>8322904 Mikos are good girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:08:44 2011 No.8322932 >>8322904 Reported for roleplaying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:09:32 2011 No.8322940 >>8322823 >>8322820 /jp/ is a NEET board. NEETs, by definition, hate 3d pig shit. Therefore, anyone that likes 3d pig shit is a normal that does not belong on /jp/. What do you not understand?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:10:43 2011 No.8322952 >>8322940 >NEETs, by definition, hate 3d pig shit. Wow, you are really fucking retarded.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:11:44 2011 No.8322959
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>>8322904

Don't worry anon, some of them are.

But most aren't. They are just daughters of priests/priestesses or do it for fun. And those have sex, suck cocks and swallow cum just like all other girls their age.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:12:14 2011 No.8322968 >>8322940 >NEETs, by definition, hate 3d pig shit. No. How horrifying. It can't be more obvious you're newly here from /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:12:43 2011 No.8322963 >>8322940 Funny, I'm pretty sure I saw idol threads here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:12:43 2011 No.8322967 >>8322904 3D ones are not pure. It could be said that they aren't real shrine maidens in the first place, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:13:14 2011 No.8322970 File: 41 KB, 230x316, 1+1=50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8322940

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:13:14 2011 No.8322980 File: 25 KB, 400x430, get out of jp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8322940 i dont think you know what the definition of a NEET is

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:14:14 2011 No.8322986

>>8322940
What's with this recent competition to be the least normal? Going by what people like you say, the likes of Sion, KoG, and Chris-chan are some master race, while those of who actually have gainful employment and significant others are the scum of the earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:15:43 2011 No.8322994 >>8322986 It's just the holiday /a/ influx.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:16:25 2011 No.8323002 >>8322986 Comiket/holiday influx...

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:16:25 2011 No.8323007
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>>8322940
Except for the part where you're full of shit. Women may be overwhelmingly whores, and certain people that classify as NEET may dislike them for it, but what you've said is an outright lie. Not just a small assumption, but a ridiculous fib. NEETs are not in education, employment or training. That's the definition. The ONLY one. The majority of /jp/ may consider women whores, and the majority of the board could possibly even be NEET, but claiming all NEETs hate actual women is nonsense you're making up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:16:25 2011 No.8323009 >>8322940 Holy shit that was some pretty crafty trolling. You got like ten replies. In before people think I'm you which I wouldn't mind, since it just means more lulz.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:17:25 2011 No.8323011 >>8322963 Idolfags are hated by everyone on the board that isn't an idolfag, but the people here are too apathetic and autistic to band together and drive them away permanently.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:17:25 2011 No.8323016

>>8322967

Shrine maidens were never supposed to be pure. It's just a name.

Kabuki was created by a shrine maiden and was a group of shrine maidens at the beginning.

They became well known for vulgar spectacles and fucking dozens of boys everywhere they went.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:18:50 2011 No.8323026 Things sure got derailed quick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:19:14 2011 No.8323037 I have absolutely nothing of worth to contribute to this thread, but I just want to say the OP image is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:19:14 2011 No.8323038 File: 147 KB, 600x800, 1325113797998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8322940 gtfo virgin nerd only alphas are allowed on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:19:45 2011 No.8323033 File: 114 KB, 450x400, 1316670684017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8323009 >more lulz.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 14:20:14 2011 No.8323039 >>8323016 >boys We're talking teenagers here right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:20:14 2011 No.8323041 >>8322952 >>8322968 >>8322980 Stop going by the definition of NEET used by normalfags and non-NEETs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:20:44 2011 No.8323045 File: 85 KB, 1210x810, Chitose Fuck My Sister.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8323007

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:20:44 2011 No.8323046 >>8323041 >normalfags We don't use that word here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:21:15 2011 No.8323056 >>8322940 Trying so hard to fit in, eh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:21:15 2011 No.8323057 >>8323041 You mean the correct one? Why are you still here?

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 14:21:44 2011 No.8323050 >>8323038 Is that a Labarador?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:21:44 2011 No.8323052 File: 52 KB, 617x426, reimu despair.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8323016 I know that! Be more subtle, you insensitive ass, you're going to make her cry!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:21:44 2011 No.8323054 http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/jnzca/iama_guy_whose_girlfriend_was_a_miko_shinto/ reddit wins again! It's like 4chan but with more tripfags.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:22:15 2011 No.8323058 >>8323039 Shotas. Everybody loved to fuck shotas back then. Especially samurais.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:22:15 2011 No.8323059 >>8323054 Just get out.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 14:22:46 2011 No.8323060 >>8323041 There's no other definition you fucktard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:22:46 2011 No.8323061 >>8323046 Yes we do. Your attempt to appear mature and anti-[other boards] has sort of backfired there.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:23:14 2011 No.8323074

>>8323007
>NEETs are not in education, employment or training. That's the definition. The ONLY one.

This is what normalfags actually believe.

>but claiming all NEETs hate actual women is nonsense you're making up

Anyone who calls himself NEET and doesn't hate 3d pigs is merely a closet normal who would gladly have a girlfriend and act as a productive member of society if he had the chance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:25:14 2011 No.8323089 >>8323061 If you mean the people from /a/ who browse /jp/ use it, then yes, you're correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:25:44 2011 No.8323093 >>8323059 see >>8322952 >>8322963 >>8322968 >>8322970 >>8322980 >>8322986 >>8323007 >>8323009 They are also from there.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 14:25:44 2011 No.8323094 >>8323058 Hmmmm Sounds like I need to go read up on these Miko things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:26:17 2011 No.8323103 >>8323041 >>8323093 Holy shit, just stop trying to fit in. NEET ≠ Nijikon. Goddammit it must be because of comiket threads.

Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 14:28:16 2011 No.8323119
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>>8323074
how can i become hikikomori? it's so great! i wanna watch anime all day and join your fancy club.
i don't leave my house for 2 days now and my favourite series is "NHK ni yōkoso!" impressed?

pozerskie kurwy

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:28:16 2011 No.8323120 >>8323046 Nice try, but the term has been used since the first days of the split. http://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/text/normalfag*/order/asc/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:29:46 2011 No.8323129 >>8323120 >foolz

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:29:46 2011 No.8323130 >>8323120 Why so asterisk, Anonymous? Wildcards and globbing do not work that way!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:29:46 2011 No.8323132 >>8323120 nice try, but u r gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:30:45 2011 No.8323139 >>8323120 The /jp/ archive has moved to http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/.. Please update your bookmarks.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:31:45 2011 No.8323146

>>8323103
Then stop your kind from shitting up the board about how much they love diseased vaginas, sagging, asymmetrical breasts, belly fat, morning breath, stubbly legs/armpits and other disgusting shit that has no place on /jp/. Go to /s/ or /b/ if you have to discuss how to pick up inferior 3D and stop trying to force it on the rest of us that despise it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:32:15 2011 No.8323153 >>8323146 suck my cock dude

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:34:51 2011 No.8323164

>>8323146
>stop trying to force it on the rest of us that despise it.
It's so incredibly advanced and hard to simply ignore and hide a thread you don't want to see, isn't it?

>Whaa, they're posting things I don't agree with! Make them stop, /jp/ is my secret club, how dare they!

Who am I quoting? Who am I asking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:35:51 2011 No.8323171 The guy is obviously a douche, but it DOES make me sad so many people are defending 3DPD. At the very, very least, don't mention it. It's like sharing your fetishes on a car forum or whatever. It just doesn't belong.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:35:51 2011 No.8323172

This happens every year at comiket. Collegefaggots and their ilk invade the board in droves and begin bragging about how they have six figure salaries, drive ferraris, and date shrine maidens and then get offended when the actual users of the board tell them to get out and that they don't care. What I would give for neurotypicals to be barred from posting...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:35:51 2011 No.8323174 >>8323146 >your kind >sagging >the rest of us Jesus christ... >>8323164 He isn't from /jp/, neo/jp/er maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:36:45 2011 No.8323181 >>8323164 Piss off faggot. Can't you tell you aren't invited to our club? Go back to >>>/cgl/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:37:45 2011 No.8323184 >>8323172 Actual users of /jp/ will just ignore and hide threads they dislike.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:37:45 2011 No.8323188 >>8323164 Ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:37:45 2011 No.8323193 >>8323188 Yes it does. Out of site, out of mind.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:39:45 2011 No.8323210

>>8323164
>herp derp just hide threads u don't like!!

This is not Japan/Random. Topics about how to pick up sluts have nothing to do with Otaku Culture, much less NEET/Hikikomori practices.

>>8323174
You're the one who's obviously not from /jp/ if you think /soc/ threads like these are justified in being here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:39:51 2011 No.8323215 >>8323193 >sight

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:40:15 2011 No.8323231 >>8323210 Only shitposters and aspies must reply to every thread, thus making /jp/ worse.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:40:15 2011 No.8323232

I hope everyone saw this: >>8323103

This is the kind of poster your TRUNEET dickwaving drags into /jp/. The unemployed are about a third of the early twenty-something age demographic, i.e. most of a/b/v/r9k. In several years' time /jp/ will become a cesspit of people who chase 3D women and go drinking but think they're at least part of some online clique solely because they can't hold down a steady job and that alone makes them edgy and different. Why give a shit about Touhou,VNs or Doujin culture when just being NEET gives you free license to post here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:41:15 2011 No.8323233 >>8323193 Just because the majority of the board ignores idol and diaper threads does not mean that those threads don't draw in horrible users that have no interest in the actual content of the board by their very existence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:41:18 2011 No.8323246 >>8323188 >>8323210 >this is what neo/jp/ers actually think Be boardpolice elsewhere.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 14:41:25 2011 No.8323238 >>8323210 >NEET/Hikikomori practices. That isn't the topic of /jp/. It's "Otaku Culture"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:41:45 2011 No.8323241 File: 131 KB, 1000x1000, 1324966272838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8323188 nice dubs this is now a dubs thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:41:52 2011 No.8323244 Post some hot 3D mikos, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:43:45 2011 No.8323261 >>8323246 who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:44:15 2011 No.8323265 Why is this thread so goddamn fucking newfag? I was going to shitpost but this nest of bullshit it's just too much idiocy to be true. Get the fuck out of here, fucking NEET-wannabes, bandwagoners and >>>/a/ Even a doubles hijack would seem a /jp/sie.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:45:16 2011 No.8323285

>>8323232
You're one of the few who "gets it." It's precisely because there are so many chavs and unemployed and unrepentant normals out there that it's important that we distinguish between false NEETs who like 3d/bitch about how "ronery" they are etc, who need to get the fuck out, and true NEETs of /jp/, who have completely rejected the path of wage slavery in favor of masturbating to doujins and reading untranslated VNs. They are the heart and soul of the board; if their numbers dwindle, then /jp/ as an entity will fade into irrelevance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:45:16 2011 No.8323286 File: 1.45 MB, 320x240, 1324123657032.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:45:46 2011 No.8323277 >>8323210 >>8323232 Huh? I never said I'm okay with this thread. That was my first post on this thread. That's because of this guy >>8323041 was so fucking idiot.

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 14:45:46 2011 No.8323280 File: 152 KB, 570x800, 2698033854_11cbce9023_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8323244 This. I have a craving for some hot three dimensional swine disgusting mikos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:47:15 2011 No.8323301 File: 986 KB, 983x1400, FUKE_Kagami_Kai_Sakai_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:48:15 2011 No.8323302 >>8323286 I fucking love Project Runway. Season 9 was a bit shit though. I think they're running out of ideas :-/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:48:15 2011 No.8323303 >>8323285 >false neets like 3d bitch ronery Oh hey, it's /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:48:15 2011 No.8323304 >>8323280 Then go to /s/ and stop making off-topic threads on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:48:16 2011 No.8323308 File: 92 KB, 800x540, fuckykari.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8323285

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 14:49:15 2011 No.8323315 File: 123 KB, 450x301, mini-skirt-maid-cafe-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8323304 This is Otaku Culture bozo xD.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:50:15 2011 No.8323319 >>8323303 That's right. Do you want the likes of /r9k/ on this board? It's precisely because true NEET as a concept emerged on /jp/ in '09 that all of the shitty "FOREVER ALONE :((((((" threads they kept making were driven off the board for good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:50:15 2011 No.8323324 All the Mikos I've seen always had big thick robes. No armpits or midriff or anything to work with.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:50:15 2011 No.8323325

>>8323146
all breasts are asymmetrical to some degree.

morning breath is not a defect, is moé, and is easily fixed a few minutes after waking up, with toothbrush and toothpaste.

try harder faggot

everything below this line is kopipe
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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:50:31 2011 No.8323320 >>8323285 >2012 >complaining about the quality of the board during Comiket. ISHYGDDT

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:52:45 2011 No.8323341 File: 76 KB, 582x437, 20110111mkm30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:53:16 2011 No.8323353 >>8323347 3DPD

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:53:45 2011 No.8323347 File: 195 KB, 413x550, 483eb738659f49e58fad-LL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is now a miko thread.

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:55:45 2011 No.8323366

>>8323325
>all breasts are asymmetrical to some degree.

Not 2d breasts.

>morning breath is not a defect

Enjoy your low standards and all of the STDs you'll get from your gross 3D vaginas.

Why do you lust after the inferior and imperfect instead of the ideal form that is 3d?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:56:16 2011 No.8323380 >>8323325 >all breasts are asymmetrical YOU TALKIN SHIT ABOUT MAI WAIFU BRUV?!

>>	Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs Sat Dec 31 14:56:46 2011 No.8323376 >>8323366 Cognitive dissonance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:56:47 2011 No.8323379 File: 259 KB, 1936x1296, s091224miko-07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:57:15 2011 No.8323392 OH BOY ANOTHING FUCKING SHITTY METATHREAD I FUCKING LOVE THIS BOARD

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:57:46 2011 No.8323389 File: 346 KB, 1200x1723, pink_ura08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting superior miko. Sage for 3d.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:58:16 2011 No.8323395 File: 410 KB, 1024x768, taisyutsunoaisatsu020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:58:16 2011 No.8323396 >>8323380 This isn't a funny meme. >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:58:46 2011 No.8323397 File: 98 KB, 636x692, 1325120051336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:58:46 2011 No.8323398 >>8323389 Reported for NSFW

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:59:17 2011 No.8323404 File: 256 KB, 810x1080, flickr-287067319-hd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 14:59:49 2011 No.8323406 File: 403 KB, 600x900, behoimi.org_p162600_cosplay_hiiragi_kagami_kanda_midori_lucky_star_mik.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:00:17 2011 No.8323410 >>8323406 over 9000 hours in PS

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:00:17 2011 No.8323412 File: 201 KB, 1000x1502, mikoL04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:00:47 2011 No.8323417 Jesus christ. Are all real life jap women this ugly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:01:46 2011 No.8323426 File: 26 KB, 252x346, 1252464714545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8323417

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:01:47 2011 No.8323421 >>8323347 My favorite of the Miko outfits posted thus far. I'm glad that twisted old nationalist superstition can at least produce some cool clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:01:47 2011 No.8323422 File: 468 KB, 1440x1080, flickr-2406862455-hd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:01:47 2011 No.8323424

>>8323366
summary-quote:
>an implication that defending minor imperfections that cannot be helped immediately strongly correlates to a desire to sleep around with slutty women
honestly I wonder what's up with you. what if I just want to be celibate and not deride things that don't conform to your Stepford fantasy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:03:47 2011 No.8323436 >>8323398 I think your report didn't go through, because I was able to report. Don't worry I got it covered bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:03:47 2011 No.8323440 File: 16 KB, 300x287, dat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8322482

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:05:16 2011 No.8323449 >>8323389 I can't find the source of this anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:05:16 2011 No.8323452 >>8323424 You still haven't explained anyone who isn't retarded and of low caliber would prefer something with glaring imperfections to something that is without imperfections.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:05:16 2011 No.8323459 >>8323417 Have you ever seen a Japanese person before? On the internet? Or even the television?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:05:47 2011 No.8323456 Is there a shade of red called "miko red"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:09:46 2011 No.8323484 >>8323459 To be fair, with the rate of success they have with airbrushing the living fuck out of every photo of a woman that's intended for mass consumption, not many people have.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:10:46 2011 No.8323495 >>8323449 http://exhentai.org/g/436954/f4cec9c4d7/

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:12:46 2011 No.8323509

>>8323452
Let me know when you find that imperfect someone in real life.
I know I can't either and that's why I am devoting myself to a life of celibacy.

You're also using the word "glaring" imperfections like it's something actually noticable.
Breasts are asymmetrical. there are no symmetrical breasts in real life and usually not even in animanga either because drawing flaws.
Morning breath is not a defect. It's very easily fixed within a few days.

I agree with the other stuff you mentioned but you're being autistic about these two things.

additionally, a MOTHERFUCKING HUGE SPOILER HERE: you aren't anywhere near perfect either

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:15:46 2011 No.8323532 >>8323509 You think the loathsome personality of most 3D pigs isn't a glaring imperfection?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:15:46 2011 No.8323540 >>8323509 >a few days What? Just eat a small meal that doesn't contain garlic, onions, or olives, and brush your teeth and drink lots of water and your breath will be fine within twenty minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:17:19 2011 No.8323552 >I'm better than you because I think all people are shit. This thread, in a nutshell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:17:48 2011 No.8323555 File: 518 KB, 1200x1920, e4d0785aeb0c6d262503a9db78b485bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are mikos so sexual? Nuns do nothing for me, but mikos are pure sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:19:18 2011 No.8323574 File: 334 KB, 726x855, 38050ef8eaf5c4c81280ce0d09a98b67.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:19:48 2011 No.8323575

sorry I was too flustered let me fix everything I fucked up

"Let me know when you find that perfect someone in real life.
I know I can't either and that's why I am devoting myself to a life of celibacy.

You're also using the word "glaring" imperfections like it's something actually noticeable.
Breasts are asymmetrical. there are no symmetrical breasts in real life and usually not even in animanga either because drawing flaws.
Morning breath is not a defect. It's very easily fixed within a few minutes.

I agree with the other stuff you mentioned but you're being autistic about these two things.

additionally, a MOTHERFUCKING HUGE SPOILER HERE: you aren't anywhere near perfect either"

Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:21:20 2011 No.8323594

>>8323555
Because they're giving back to the community by accumulating faith for the gods that watch over and bless the locals. We as humans are naturally drawn to positive attributes likes generosity. Because we at /jp/ are so twisted we interpret the feeling of being drawn towards a woman as being arousal since that's the only feeling we know how to show towards someone with feminine features.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:23:18 2011 No.8323618 File: 1.19 MB, 2065x1500, Konachan.com - 92045 cleavage japanese_clothes long_hair miko ninoko original scan water wet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:24:47 2011 No.8323626 File: 345 KB, 800x1110, shigi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8323555

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:25:18 2011 No.8323635 File: 248 KB, 1500x1200, miko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here is a picture of some real life miko from my journey to mikoland far away across the sea. Not sure why you care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:25:18 2011 No.8323643 >>8323555 because white and red makes you think of blood and cum

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:27:17 2011 No.8323656 They are no Reimu. They are fucking ugly children that their parents didn't want and they threw them to a fucking temple.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:28:21 2011 No.8323667 >>8323643 Your on to something there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:30:21 2011 No.8323681 File: 1.15 MB, 1125x900, miko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here is a picture of some real life miko from my journey to mikoland far away across the sea. Not sure why you care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:35:17 2011 No.8323711 >>8323643 Oh god dammit...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 15:51:47 2011 No.8323815 File: 52 KB, 249x238, fasc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8323643

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 31 16:09:21 2011 No.8323935 >>8323241 And yet, somehow, this is the worst post in the thread.

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