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If you could choose a single Touhou to be your roommate, who would it be?

Nothing sexual. No really, nothing sexual.

>> No.8319948

Sakuya. Because she'll clean and cook.

>> No.8319945
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>>8319938
Erika

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>>8319938
She would wake me up every morning by jumping on my bed like a true little sister.

>> No.8319975

>>8319962
enjoy your morning rape

>> No.8319984

Can I at least fap to her? It would be really troublesome to pick my favorite touhou, only to realize I'd have to hide whenever I want to fap to her.

>> No.8319997

Reimu. She'll work in the nearest brothel and pay the bills.

>> No.8320007

>>8319984
Nothing sexual.
Same if you for some reason were forced to share a room with a random girl you didn't know at college. You wouldn't be fapping openly to her either.

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Remilia, because shes rich and can pay the bills. Plus she has her own maid.

Plus, those nightware.

>> No.8320019

Sanae.
Talking with her would be funny.

>> No.8320022

>>8320007
Damn, then choices like Reimu, Sakuya, Sanae, Suwako and Reisen are out of the question, because they would drive me insane if I had to stay around them without being able to fap.

>> No.8320023
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So we can study SCIENCE!

>> No.8320025

>>8320022
No one said you can fap and cum on her face when shes sleeping.

>> No.8320027

Remilia so we can have tea together.

>> No.8320045

>>8320019
>sanae
>talking
if you mean body talk
yeah

>> No.8320047

>>8320025
And have to wait until she goes to bed until I get any sexual release? No way. I already suffer through that whenever I see an erotic picture while idly browsing and I can hear family members right outside my room. In fact, I'd need a touhou who doesn't mind that I fap in her presence as long as I don't fap to her.

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Whichever one wouldn't screw me on rent and is discreet about their sexual agenda's, no one wants to hear drunken moaning at 2am.

>> No.8320062

>>8320059
>no one wants to hear drunken moaning at 2am.
Maybe you don't.

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Either we'd be too awkward/shy to talk to each other or she'd eat me. Still, it'd be fun.

>> No.8320068

Suika.
I want a drinking partner.

>> No.8320074
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i dont want a roommate. i want a wife. i want to marry tokiko and make love to her

>> No.8320084 [DELETED] 

Impossible, I can't promise not doing something sexual with a Touhou. Except Rinnosuke, maybe...

>> No.8320088

>>8320062
its really fucking annoying when you're not the cause.

>> No.8320094

>nothing sexual

Fucking worthless then.

Fuck off.

>> No.8320107

>>8320074
i want you to kill yourself

>> No.8320161

>>8320094
You mean you only love Touhouses in a purely sexual manner?

You get out!

>> No.8320250

>ITT: people who've never had roommates

Alice, she'd probably clean up after herself, pay rent on time, not be loud, and might be ok with me having girls over from time to time.

>> No.8320267

Marisa.

I don't know, I want to fly.

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>>8320267
Haha, like she'd ever let you even near her broom and wouldn't constantly just be stealing things from you.

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>>8320276
Well, as long as shes not pawning them, I dont see how stealing from your roommate is anything more than moving an object from one room to another.

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yo dem onis man, dem tits be drinking and goofing around trough the night

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her

>> No.8320406

Sakuya, assuming she'll also clean my room.

Sanae would be pretty fun to talk to and watch anime with.

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I honestly have no idea.
I mean, sure, there are some touhous that I'd really like to meet without any kind of romantic setting, but I can't say that I wouldn't find myself attracted to them if we spent enough time together.
I'd probably go with Yuyuko - I don't really find her attractive in any way, and having someone who'd gladly eat all my cooking would be awesome. Plus there's a chance of meeting Youmu while I'm at it.

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We could read books and drink hot chocolate.

>> No.8320682

Nitori would make a fun roommate. She's about the only one that would probably make a fun engineering tutor.

Yukari would also make an amusing roommate, if only for the fact that she would either be a) sleeping all the time or b) absent all the time.

>> No.8320701

Patchouli
She'd be quiet.

>> No.8320717

>>8320701
Not when she's making passionate love to Alice.

>> No.8320720

>>8320717
True, her coughing and gagging for breath could get load.

>> No.8320741

>>8320717
I'd join in.

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