/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa was sexually abused by her father. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313150
Go fuck yourself with your slanderous tabloid, Aya.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

I'm one of many who wish to sexually molest Marisa. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

Her father had good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo is actually an afterlife for the lost souls of little girls that had a hard life. Their powers corresponds with their deaths.

Cirno froze to death
Nazrin died from the black plague
Yamame died from a spider bite
Okuu died from radiation poisoning
Yuuka from severe plan allergies
Meiling died in a training accident
Sawako died from a poisonous frog
Suika died from liver failure
Sakuya got stabbed when she took a shortcut through a bad neighborhood when she was late
Sanae died from STDs
Yoshika died to death

Discuss

[Anonymous No.]

You are bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313213

At first I thought this wasn't a shitpost, then suddenly
>Sanae died from STDs

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313256

Alternately, Sanae died of an illness when her parents took her to a new age faith healer, rather than a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313262
The faith healer said sex would cure her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313213
And as for Yukari...

[Anonymous No.]

Sanae burned to death with her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313386

Wrong 2hu faget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313213
Mokou burned to death.
Reisen was shot
Kaguya was an astronaut who died in a tragic moon-landing mission accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313399

Alternately, murdered by a jilted suitor when she made an impossible request.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari died of old age

[Koshiro No.]

this is getting interesting because it makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313213
>Gensokyo is actually an afterlife for the lost souls of little girls that had a hard life. Their powers corresponds with their deaths.

That's not funny, Yuyuko died that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu died of loneliness

[Anonymous No.]

What about Satori? Was she killed by scanners?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313449

In a terrible accident with her sister. They held onto one another, mangled as they were, and stared into one another's remaining eyes until they passed on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313449
Accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313334
I'll go to bed softly laughing tonight, anon.

You did good.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about Touhous in their final moments makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa was murdered by a possessive lover
Reimu died of diabetes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313414

Good one.

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa is not Asuka OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313545
That's not Alice.

Reimu should be a poverty jokes character anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313150
That makes me lover her even more.

[Anonymous No.]

Flan and her sister were kidnapped by their uncle then raped in a dark ally. The slit their throats and left them in a pool of their own blood. He then left a small button taken from their fathers coat. Their father was hanged for a crime and their uncle inherited their estate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313534
I hear you, man.

[Anonymous No.]

Rumia tried to walk through her house in the dark and fell down the stairs, cracking her head open

She kept her arms stretched out in hopes that she could grab onto something, anything, that would stop her death tumble.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli was crushed under a pile of books in a burning library. The last thing she smelled was her dead mother's perfume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8314882
You sure it wasnt the smell of her cooking flesh? I wanted to ask her what she smelled like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313213
>Gensokyo is actually an afterlife for the lost souls of little girls that had a hard life. Their powers corresponds with their deaths.
Does that mean that we can all become Touhous? After all, /jp/ is full of little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8314906

How can you say you have died tragically when you have never truly lived?

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>8315708
It is the most tragic death of all. You lived life, but never truly enjoyed it and died before you ever could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8315715

All men are free to forge their own destinies. You lacked the strength to do so. Your sin is clear, and Gensokyo is closed to you forevermore.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>8315729
What if my destiny was to post on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8315749

Then you accepted that melancholy fate, rather than striving to change it, and your guilt remains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313213

Byakuren is Jesus.
Murasa drowned when her ship sank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313213

Remilia and Flandre died from blood loss because leeches sucked all their blood when they were trying to cross a swamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8315772

They're both 500 years old. They also could have died of exsanguination. It was a common medical practice in that era.

[Anonymous No.]

How did Tojiko died fagget

[Anonymous No.]

Turning this around somewhat, which method of opening a portal do you choose in order to become the most powerful Touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8315772
>>8315791
Oh come on, if it's the Scarlets, it has to be Vlad Tepes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8315814

She got fucked to death by 2 nigras with horsecocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8315818
being a passenger on the titanic

[Anonymous No.]

>>8315818

Die in a blackhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8315818

Get a nuke, go to space, accelerate your spaceship to its maximum speed and direct it to the sun, poison yourself and cut your wrists, kill several sacrifices, jump into space holding the nuke and make it explode when the heat of the sun is strong enough to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8315868
No, you ride in a protected spacecraft, and jump out with the nuke when the sun's radiation will vaporise you nearly instantly

[Anonymous No.]

The astronaut in Sunshine clearly became Okuu.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice was a Romanian orphan who was abandoned by her parents as they could not care for her. The only possession she had was a little dolly, but she eventually lost it or it was stolen by another child at the orphanage or destroyed.

At the orphanage she was often abused and beaten. In order to cope with the pain she created an imaginary friend that was a "living doll". She eventually died of neglect.

I feel bad for writing this

[Anonymous No.]

Utsuho Reiuji was one of the first responders to the Chernobyl accident who labored to contain the radioactive leak. Not ignorant of the dangers of radioactivity, he still worked a double shift with minimal protective gear, dying 15 hours after being relieved.
He always wanted to be the little girl. And now, she is.

(Forgive me for choosing an easy one.)

[Anonymous No.]

>He always wanted to be the little girl. And now, she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8314906
No we become Sinsacks because suicide is the ultimate sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316758
I'm okay with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313334

[Anonymous No.]

>>8313213
...Seiga died after she ran into a wall?

[­­­­­­Anonymous No.]

>>8316823
Who's driving the train?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316839
Nobody drives trains. They're on rails. RAILS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316836
That, or somehow got stuck in a wall, something to do with walls anyway. Yoshika probably choked on food.

[Anonymous No.]

why I am crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316848

A train is conducted, not driven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316930
http://ajp.psychiatryonline.org/article.aspx?articleID=173431

[Anonymous No.]

Chen died in a horrible bicycle accidentJust kidding, she was an unwanted first born female daughter that was killed by her Chinese parents due to the one child rule
Ran Was a mother that killed herself after killing her own child

[Anonymous No.]

Aya Shameimaru was a reporter known for speedily covering news events, as well as her eclectic taste in stories. Seeing that her stories attracted readers in a hit-and-miss fashion and running low on funds, she volunteered for a 6-month tour covering an area torn by civil war.

2 months in, after writing a story negatively portraying a local warlord, her caravan was ambushed and she was taken hostage. The news agency employing her appealed to governments both home and abroad, but nothing could be done.

She died 23 days later, a victim of horrific sexual and physical abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuugi Hoshiguma was a semi-professional bodybuilder who fell into depression seeing that her natural talent would make her notable at a regional level, at best.

She died of cardiac dysrhythmia brought on by steroid abuse 4 years later.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not proud of this, but this thread arouses me

[Anonymous No.]

Eiki Shiki was the daughter of a renowned and reputable judge. When Eiki was 10 years old, on the first day of winter, a man whom her father had 15 years previous ruled guilty of manslaughter broke into their home and confronted her father.

Some children might have run and hid, but Eiki stood in front of her father and lectured the man about the importance about an orderly society. In a rage, the assailant grabbed a statue of the Buddha sitting on the mantle and struck Eiki in the temple.

She died instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this thread. It has revitalized my hopes for /jp/.

So how did the Prismrivers or Youmu die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8317145

Youmu was a hideous autistic otaku that got her japanese anime katana in the mail. She died of cheeto dust suffocation moments later.

[Anonymous No.]

Rinnosuke Morichika was a compulsive hoarder who, over the course of his life, slowly alienated his friends and family after he successfully obtained government financial assistance for his autism. He lived in a one-room studio apartment packed to the brim with the useless junk he bought weekly at flea markets and garage sales.

Early one morning, his space heater (precariously close to a stack of paperback books) ignited some mail he had left sitting on it. Rinnosuke, still drunk from the night before, didn't wake up until his entire apartment was ablaze.

He, along with 7 other people, burned to death.

(I am really enjoying writing these, and I feel a little bad for it.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8317178
>(I am really enjoying writing these, and I feel a little bad for it.)
Please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Rumia was the little match girl. After a short life of being beaten for not selling the matches, she grew to hate the light and embrace the darkness that she succumbed to.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't help but wonder what's going through you kids' heads. Makes me wretch

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT ABOUT HINA

SHE DESERVES CLOSURE

[Anonymous No.]

>>8317256

Ballet accident. Died of a heart attack (severe misfortune) during a twirl.

[Anonymous No.]

Rin Kaenbyou had always been a little odd. She worked in a mortuary, and had a consuming, sexual fascination with death. It is perhaps unsurprising that she lived alone, except for her cats.

One late evening, another of the mortuary workers came into work early and found Rin naked, mounting a cadaver. Traumatized, she fled the building and ran home, not bothering to clothe herself.

Mortuaries are never in the nice, low-crime areas of a city, and Rin Kaenbyou was pulled into an alley by a gang of homeless teenagers.

Her corpse was found a week later in the river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8317298

>river.

I hope thats intentional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8317145
>Because these three sisters are created Poltergeists who were made by Layla Prismriver to have the appearance and personalities of her three older sisters from whom she had been separated, they are technically all the same age since they were presumably created at the same time. They only act out the roles of oldest, middle, and youngest sister based on whichever one they were made to resemble.
>It is known based on their official profiles and from comments by Sikieiki that none of the original four sisters are still alive today, though it is unknown how long ago the events were that spawned these three poltergeists occurred.

The Prismrivers are already dead, mere illusions and forgotten memories of a lonely sister, Layla Prismriver.
Perhaps they are the missing siblings of a daughter that dreamed of starting her own ensemble and made imaginary sisters that she could play with. So encased in her own delusions, she was beaten to death by her abusive father after spending what little money they had on buying instruments for the pretend troupe.
>"It's ok, Papa! We will get the money back with all the performances we will have!"

Gensokyo, a Land of Fantasy and Illusions forgotten by man, where dreams can finally find peace.
That's what is meant by the "Phantom Ensemble"

[Anonymous No.]

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316619
I hear that bro another thing is that she got pwned by a cute mc girl too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8317491
Just get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

Lunasa Prismriver was a virtuoso violinist whose parents foresaw for her a fulfilling career in the world's most prestigious orchestras. Lunasa, though, had other plans.

She was fascinated with America, but felt their music was awful. After watching Rebecca Balck's "Friday" on youtube and realizing that it was not, in fact, a satirical take on America's current state of its musical art, she decided to build her career there. Surely she could do better.

Her sisters, both competent musicians in their own right, agreed to travel to America with her. The result was immediate popularity, first with weeaboo and classical music aficionados but quickly spreading to mainstream America.

Their success was astonishing... all the more so considering the Prismriver ensemble refused to work with the RIAA, finding them morally bankrupt.

During their concert in Seattle, due to a freak accident where their instruments found harmonic resonance with the building's rotting concrete supports, their encore literally brought down the house, crushing them and 34 attendant concert-goers to death.

The sisters Prismriver, who brought classical music back to prominence in the United States, died from being just too fucking metal.

(I was getting tired of the rape and violence.)

[Anonymous No.]

In the frostbitten mountains of Central Europe lies a particularly poor orphanage. In that orphanage lives a small, tomboyish, cheerful, and gullible yet optimistic orphan named Cirno.

Teased by the other orphans for her supposed stupidity, she was an outcast without friends save for one particular boy, one that Cirno was rather smitten with.

One especially cold winter's night, Cirno confessed her feelings to the boy. Worried by the negative perceptions of his peers, the boy said that if she really loved him and wanted to prove it, she would leave the orphanage and spend the night out in the cold by the lake. No one would be stupid enough to do such a thing, right?

But don't worry, she will be ok. Of course she can do it. She is the "Strongest" after all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8317491
This is middleschool edgy tier at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8317171
Actual photo of the event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316695
On the list of 100 or 1000 volunteer firefighters, I have a close relative who ended up being 103 or 1003 on the list. Well, I guess I have one more family member.

[Anonymous No.]

What of Medicine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8318521

She ate a poisonous something. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8318537
I was hoping that more of her backstory of being a doll that was abandoned in a field and eventually became a Youkai would come into play.

Oh well, my punishment for lacking and imagnination.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya
As a young child, she was enslaved by her parents, never having a time where she wasn't working.
But one day, when she was sharpening the knives, she tripped and impaled herself upon one.

[Anonymous No.]

Parsee died of heartbreak after finding out her lover had been cheating on her.