[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 541 KB, 1920x1200, 19485697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8259446 No.8259446 [Reply] [Original]

What would you give Flan for christmas if she was your imouto?

>> No.8259447

A dicking.

>> No.8259456

I'd let her suck my blood, dude.

>> No.8259457

My virginity

>> No.8259462

As much semen as I could pump into her.

>> No.8259463

Menstruation blood of underaged virgins.

>> No.8259465

I would give her a taste of my weekly smegma

>> No.8259484

>>8259447
>>8259457
>>8259462
>>8259463
>>8259465
Thats why i love /jp/

>> No.8259489

>>8259484
So epic and random lol

>> No.8259490

a month's worth of saved semen

>> No.8259495

That feel when my idea was the only non-lewd one, and it was still pretty lewd.

>> No.8259498

>>8259446
the fuck is wrong with her right leg

>> No.8259502

I'd let her suck my blood, dude.

>> No.8259505

>>8259498
What about it?

>> No.8259506

(>>8259498 was looking at her leg)
You gay or something, son?

>> No.8259509

>>8259502
Fuck you, >>8259456 you beat me to it

>> No.8259513
File: 113 KB, 600x464, babyneet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8259513

id give her one of these

>> No.8259531

I'll take her out seeking for places without people, first to a frozen lake so she can skate for a while, then i'll tell her to lay on the snow so she can feel the softness of it, she would be happy so we start playing to throw snow balls (hoping she doesn't kill me) the evening should be close so we go watch the first stars appearing at the orange almost black immense sky then i stare at her watching her happy smile and shiny big red eyes.

When we get back to the mansion i give her a tea and cookies, then i'll read her some interesting books and tell her stories it's probably she's sleeping by now so i take her to his bed and put her a comfort pillow and a mantle watching the cute sleeping face of her i give a kiss to her cheek and say to her ear 'i love you'.

That would be my gift

>> No.8259548

>>8259531
So when do you put your dick inside her?

>> No.8259564

>>8259548

Any time.

Of course, there's no guarantee it won't turn into snoo snoo on steroids when she uses her inhuman strength to "kyuu~" your dick to a bloody mess of flesh.

>> No.8259703

>>8259531
I would cum on her sleeping face after that

>> No.8259761

I never know what to buy people for christmas and I'm bad at picking up on hints.

I'd probably just have to ask her openly what she wants.

>> No.8260063

>>8259761
Supposedly the iPad is the Christmas present of the year this year. Just get her one of those.

>> No.8260114

>>8259761

Get your sister a Flandere costume

>> No.8260129
File: 1.11 MB, 2866x496, 5bbecf2a520eae9dbede4bbd9bf2d723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8260129

Hope you brought enough to share

>> No.8260292
File: 98 KB, 1004x432, 1937306547832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8260292

I would probably just give her money, that way her sister won't have to work as many hours to feed the family

>> No.8260294
File: 10 KB, 200x240, that feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8260294

>>8260292

>you will never eat a mcdonalds burger made by remilia where she cooked the patty and rubbed it all over her vampiric pussy so you turn into her vampire sex slave

;_;

>> No.8260326

>>8260114
That would expose me as not being a normalfag.

>> No.8261990

­

>> No.8261998

My penis. Why don't I have a little sister?

>> No.8262005

New panties. She's not wearing some.

>> No.8262018

>>8262005
She's not wearing any because she wants you to violate her. She will be hurt if you buy her new ones, passively rejecting her desires.

>> No.8262027

>>8262005

Panties? How weak. You should get her some bloomers.

>> No.8262121

>>8261998
Because if you did, you would stick your penis in her.

>> No.8262124
File: 354 KB, 600x800, 1323384491540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8262124

>>8261998

You're asking your penis? It should be asking you!!

>> No.8262807

well, since I have no damn money for even my own little christmas gift, I have 2 choices, a day outside doing random shit, or a months worth of saved semen.

>> No.8262843
File: 1.99 MB, 1448x2108, 23696367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8262843

A full checkup, because I care about her health.

>> No.8262853
File: 23 KB, 250x251, Heart_Attack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8262853

>>8259513
you are not allowed to post such things...

>> No.8262919

I guess I'd use my talents and either draw her a picture (probably not, unless she has for some reason shown great interest in it like all my other family does) or just make her a stuffed animal. Luckily, I don't have an imouto so I don't need to put up with stuff like that.

Considering Flan's nature she would probably be clingy on me regardless and appreciate whatever I make for her, which in turn would make me feel awkward because then nothing I make or give would feel good enough.

>> No.8262931

Is /a/ loose again?

>> No.8262956

A book.
That's what I usually give my real sister.

>> No.8262982

I'd give her a slow, warm rimjob while she hugs her pillow like that.

>> No.8263009
File: 44 KB, 480x360, flan_heart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263009

A flan.

>> No.8263014
File: 863 KB, 968x723, 764b6713a92886922d36ea2cff9bdd10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263014

I'd let her out of the house. Then when we become better friends, and she wants a dicking, I'll let her drink blood from my cock.

Or if she just wants to skip the middleman.

mai waifu

>> No.8263015

>>8262982
But she poops from there

>> No.8263026

>>8263015

Vampires are undead, and have stopped all metabolic processes except for the requirement of blood. Food they ingest does not need to be expelled in any manner as it becomes dust and does not get utilized.
Thus, licking vampire anuses is perfectly hygienic.

I'm not actually ANAL FANATIC, I'm just imitating him from what I remember.

>> No.8263030

A quick death.
the worst 2hu

>> No.8263034
File: 338 KB, 850x770, sample_298f6b4758029a5832ef4d32784b900c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263034

>>8263030

Definitely not.

Rumia is a much worse 2hu

>> No.8263057
File: 286 KB, 637x906, 1315839686141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263057

play songs on piano for her!

>> No.8263078
File: 273 KB, 379x600, hitler.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263078

>>8263034
say that to my face faggot see what happen

>> No.8263083

You have until Christmas Eve to clear EoSD Extra, where Frando-ru becomes your imouto.

Can you do it /jp/?

>> No.8263087
File: 43 KB, 162x175, 1323881564854.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263087

>>8263078

Flandre > Rumia

>> No.8263110
File: 536 KB, 800x568, 23730984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263110

>>8263087
Flandre is EX-Rumia.

>> No.8263119

Donate a lil blood to her, give her a footrub and then lick her feet clean

>> No.8263124

>>8263119
> give her a footrub and then lick her feet clean
This feels backwards to me. Not sure why.

>> No.8263128
File: 77 KB, 750x750, 1323635007039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263128

>>8263119

Wouldn't you want to lick them clean first, and then rub them?

>> No.8263129

>>8263087
Is Flan moving the flan or is the flan moving Flan?

>> No.8263137
File: 116 KB, 666x750, 1315842604124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263137

Oblig flanfly

>> No.8263142

>>8263129
My flans are moving on their own.

>> No.8263151

Why does Flan have wings that look like gothic christmas trees?

>> No.8263152
File: 143 KB, 850x637, 1315250044482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263152

>>8263129

She's probably gyrating her hips.

>> No.8263168

>>8263129
If the flan was moving Flan, her entire body would probably be moving to keep her balance. Thus, Flan is probably moving her hips, unless she is incredibly skilled with those to balance herself only with them.

>> No.8263237
File: 481 KB, 824x1000, 16096989_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263237

She's a kid, so I'll give her some toys.

>> No.8263263

Flandre is only a kid if you consider basement-dwelling NEETs kids.

>> No.8263288
File: 227 KB, 533x746, a3c200e598c773dfa29bc442153c3860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263288

why is Flan so great

>> No.8263298

>>8263263
Don't most people? They call them manchildren. Meaning they may appear to be men, but inside they are children.

Flandre is even a child on the outside.

>> No.8263559
File: 243 KB, 600x600, 1314904578864.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263559

>>8263263

But she doesn't choose to be in the basement. And it's not like she needs an education or training.

>>8263288

Miracle of the universe

>> No.8263809
File: 496 KB, 1500x974, 1300285520026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263809

Hotter friends to cosplay with.

>> No.8263821

>>8263809
Dat sayaka

>> No.8263824
File: 315 KB, 1800x1200, ac8963a75d669024dac755ea5e642458a1153d98.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263824

I'd give her my love, she is mai waifu after all.

>> No.8263978
File: 162 KB, 850x850, 1317740590419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263978

I'll buy her season 1 of MLP: FiM. Because she's a little girl and they should be playing with and thinking about ponies.

>> No.8263983

>>8259446
My dick.

>> No.8263993
File: 625 KB, 1024x1080, puffy vulva.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8263993

>>8263824

Nice to see somebody else has a good taste in waifus.

>>8263821

>Sayaka

It's Sakuya bro.

>> No.8264001
File: 107 KB, 409x588, 1243322952296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8264001

>>8263993

>> No.8264003

>>8264001

no ur shit

>> No.8264004
File: 49 KB, 400x400, that's... pretty big, dude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8264004

>> No.8264021

>>8259484
you love /jp/ predictable because they are predictable and unoriginal?

>> No.8264024

>>8263288

That tiny little reveal drives me absolutely insane.

>> No.8264083

I would take the jug where I save my semen when I can't get any more into her and pour it in her vagina

>> No.8264105
File: 61 KB, 800x473, flanny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8264105

What's going on here?

>> No.8264108

>>8264021
i drank coffee before it was cool

>> No.8264111

>>8264105
OHIO FLAN

>> No.8264116

>>8264108
nice 108

>> No.8264128

>>8264083

You should put the pee bottles in her ass

>> No.8264129
File: 217 KB, 781x486, Kemo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8264129

>>8264105
>>8264111

>> No.8264135

>>8263559
Well actually you are wrong and she did choose to live isolated, even though it's not clear whether she just wasn't allowed to leave the mansion or whether she was locked in the basement.But whatever her restriction is, she could leave if she wanted

>> No.8264942

How about non-broken danmaku patterns

>> No.8265837
File: 290 KB, 700x1100, 1314937204647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8265837

>>8264135

>she did choose to live isolated
>it's not clear

Yeah, Ok.

Anyway, I just reread the Reimu scenario and it's fairly clear she could have left the mansion. If that's the case, I don't know where the whole "Remi dun locked me up" came from, because she makes it seem like her staying in the mansion was entirely voluntary.

>> No.8265852

>>8265837
Patchouli summoned rain to prevent Flandre leaving. That pretty clearly says she isn't allowed outside.

>> No.8265879
File: 260 KB, 808x648, 02c6340aa5bcfac2d998a2f4da2d51f1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8265879

>>8265852

She says after you beat her that she would bring Reimu tea and cake at the shrine. Patchy doesn't even mention that she summoned rain in the ex-stage.

>> No.8265881

Comfy diapers.

>> No.8265899

>>8265879
The Extra backstory is a thing. It's mentioned there.

>> No.8265904

>>8265899

Where?

>> No.8265935

>>8265904
I can't find the translation on the wiki anymore for some retarded reason, but here

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil/Story#Extra_Backstory

>> No.8265951
File: 342 KB, 1421x1413, wallpaper-3041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8265951

>>8265935

That makes it seem like an isolated incident, though. Patchy made it rain so Flan couldn't leave because she was causing an uproar, so any other time it wouldn't have been necessary.

Honestly, I don't know why we're arguing this; it's not a huge deal, in my opinion.

>> No.8265960

Id give flan my Neck, immortality here I come!

I hope shes a light eater like her sister...

>> No.8265965
File: 355 KB, 850x850, 1314670866418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8265965

>>8265960

If I remember right, you can't contract vampirism from them in Gensokyo. Or, at least somebody said that on /jp/.

>> No.8265975

>>8265965
>somebody said that on /jp/.

Someone on /jp/ told my grandfather that he could create a portal to Gensokyo by sniffing ammonia.

>> No.8265979

>>8265975
did it work?

>> No.8265980
File: 635 KB, 1127x1050, 1324079377922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8265980

>>8265975

That's not true?

>> No.8265991

>>8265979
If he wakes up before his body dies from old age, ill tell you.

>> No.8265994
File: 80 KB, 600x420, c64593ae1d3f62af9daa6c3ed5b1474e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8265994

>>8265991

I hope he got to meet all his favorite touhous.

>> No.8266012

>>8265991
LOL YOUR GRANDDAD'S DYING
My grandma's funeral is tomorrow.

>> No.8266197
File: 557 KB, 1140x874, 1322687674495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8266197

what would flandre give me for christmas if she was my imouto?

>> No.8266229
File: 303 KB, 735x800, 0e6672883d8be5787950a9f473980f3fb8cbbfc8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8266229

>>8266197
She would give you her vagina.

>> No.8266358
File: 364 KB, 850x1231, sample_acc29b92c6b843ef2dcb0f4d5e4f6f1d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8266358

>>8266229
how unacceptable. what am i supposed to do with a crummy gift like that?

tell her to get me something else

>> No.8266395

>>8265994
Don't put on that dirty black-white's hat! She may have lice for all we know.

>> No.8266426

A good piece of THIS

*grabs dick*

>> No.8266918
File: 543 KB, 849x971, sample_f17f4b095d6a7ca05cc7868bf984d35f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8266918

>>8266358

You wouldn't even pretend to be appreciative? You wouldn't want to make Flan upset, she might cry. You'd be a terrible brother.

>> No.8266943
File: 301 KB, 699x1000, 23520810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8266943

>>8266918
that's why i got flanders a cracked bat

so she can put her onii-chan in his place

HEH HEH HEH.

>> No.8266953
File: 94 KB, 1000x789, 565d820d10064e794fb447c25cba1fd6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8266953

>>8266943

I didn't know we were ALL going to be Flan's oniichan.

>> No.8266961
File: 558 KB, 1040x728, 1314861647085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8266961

>>8266953
wow, corno, that's an ice knife

>> No.8266969
File: 176 KB, 707x1000, 1314911365854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8266969

flanchan, you're so lewd

>> No.8266981

>>8265837
I meant that it is not clear whether she is locked in the mansion and can move around there freely or whether she lives in the basement.It's canon that she stays isolated willingly though.

>> No.8266994
File: 96 KB, 600x700, 62c7e741a70b84861b718e5089167a18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8266994

>>8266981

I guess I was mislead by the fanon, then. Koishi Komeiji's Hearthrobbing Adventure, mainly.

>> No.8267085
File: 87 KB, 442x446, 1323154912262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8267085

>>8266981
Judging from Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red Flan isn't really submissive or anything to Remi. Everyone in the mansion is pretty much a shut in, Flan just seems a little more introverted than Remi who likes the ideas of throwing parties and visiting friends every now and then.

>> No.8268667
File: 302 KB, 750x798, 8994094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8268667

>>8267085
She must be a real shut in or ZUN plain doesn't like to use her, because there have been a lot of times with the SDM where everyone shows up but Flan.

It's a little strange, because it's not like she's locked up down there.

>> No.8268671

A silver spike through her heart.

Fucking vampire scum.

>> No.8268685
File: 9 KB, 315x268, chris-hansen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8268685

>>8268671
We need to talk.

>> No.8268689

>>8268671
>silver

>> No.8268721
File: 201 KB, 1000x1000, 1300724950546.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8268721

>>8268667
She had a cameo in the Inaba manga. Flan hid away and entertained herself while Remi was throwing a party. She's just like us.

>> No.8268725
File: 232 KB, 480x600, 12397184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8268725

I wish Flan would give me herself for Christmas

>> No.8268734
File: 335 KB, 700x800, 14676130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8268734

>>8268721
It's true. Flan is way more hikki than Kaguya or Patchy. She's also a little blond girl, just like /jp/.

>> No.8268872
File: 572 KB, 850x850, d1ade5423ae16034bba83f9351c4ab68.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8268872

>> No.8269105
File: 719 KB, 1000x1414, 1319007301759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8269105

Flanders is a proper lady.

>> No.8269112
File: 778 KB, 2000x2681, 0e265ea87a2252ceacc7f9d77fc7e2af.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8269112

>> No.8269139
File: 79 KB, 600x420, 148884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8269139

>> No.8269147
File: 194 KB, 1128x539, itoshi_no_flandre_16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8269147

>>8269112
I like the extended pinky.
Very refined

>> No.8269148

>>8269112
That ice cream sandwich is made out of people.

>> No.8269237
File: 803 KB, 1200x848, 1299309052077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8269237

>> No.8269269

>>8269148
Just their blood and some vainilla.

>> No.8269959
File: 487 KB, 691x700, 1308200045759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8269959

>>8259531
I wait for her to sleep well to the morning then i enter to her room of course i'm dressed has santa claus except for the beard so she can recognize me and i tell her ''oh hai yo! Flan-chan~'', she seems to be confused replying with ''onii-chan what are you doing? why are you wearing that funny shirt? and the pants are really big hahahaha you look like a fat Reimu'' i admit it's embarrasing but whatever, then i tell her ''look what i got her~'' i show her a new hat, a dress and cookies with humanshape ''these are for you merry christmas!'' after that an eerie silence fills the room, and then her face lights up, her eyes get big in joy and she jumps to me and give me a kiss saying ''thank you onii-chan i love you so much i like these very much thank you thank you, i'll wear them right now'' i turn around waiting for her to get changed.

>> No.8269965
File: 87 KB, 800x648, 1316067223888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8269965

>>8268689
what's wrong with silver? it was good enough to kill ganon

>> No.8269966
File: 210 KB, 700x700, 1314275105455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8269966

>>8269959
After that we go for breakfast sakuya-san already made it (stupid lazy fairys) Flandre-chan it's eating really fast for an unknown reason, suddendly she stops eating and grab my arm with great strenght (a tear came out of my left eye ouch) saying ''onii-chan let's go for a walk hurry! hurry!'' i don't want but i can't say no to that innocent face so i stop eating and we go for a walk, i have a parasol by the way the sun it's merciless even at winter, we go to the forest first, fortunate the trees grow tall so the sun it's not strong there, then we see some fairys playing my imouto wants to play too but she suspects the fairys will exclude her so she gives a long ''sigh...'' i can't allow that so i go with the fairys and i tell them that Flan-chan wants to play, the fairys don't want at first but i reply with ''it's christmas'' the fairys then call Flan to join, but before that i tell her ''Flan-chan you must be carefull i know that destroying things it's fun but those are living beigns just like me don't hurt them ok?'' she says ''ok onii-chan'' (i hope nothing goes wrong) after a while the fairys suddenly go telling Flandre that it's getting late and they hope to play again with her, i never seen Flan-chan so happy in a while i just want to see her always like that.

>> No.8269980
File: 147 KB, 850x695, 1316053320309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8269980

>>8269966
It's getting late so we must get back i don't want some troublesome youkai messing with us, Flan grabs my right hand and stare at my eyes saying ''thank you onii-chan i played with the fairys i'm really happy'' i can't stop my smile to get wide, we keep walking until we get to the mansion garden then i sit in the chair of onee-sama, Flan sits in top of me and hugs me i wonder what's wrong with her but she's sleep i just pat her head, after that i take her upstairs to her room so she sleeps well in the bed.
I walk out of the room and onee-sama it's here she says ''i see you walk with flandre-san she still looks happy even sleeping'' i just hope she doen's get mad but then she says ''thank you otouto-san'' and she walks out, this day was a great joy i hope all the days be like this one.
happy endo

>> No.8269994

>>8269980
>>8269966
>>8269959

But...I don't understand..during that whole adventure, your dick never entered Flandre. Not even once

>> No.8270238

All the things I wanted as a child, but was never allowed to have, such as Anal fisting.

>> No.8270459

>>8269966
>>8269980
>>8269994
It will be really fancy if you got some more commas as present.

>> No.8270490

I'd give her homemade chocolates.

>> No.8271584

a bump.

>> No.8273244

A blue dress. All she ever wears is red.

>> No.8273303

How to tell if you're a secondary: The Thread

>> No.8276533

age

>> No.8276564

My dick.
MY HEART
This is too much man..

>> No.8276574
File: 3 KB, 126x95, 1324505479165s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8276574

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU, and a DESU.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action