/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why is 3D so disgusting?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is OP such a fag?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is 3D so delicious?

[Anonymous No.]

3D is fine. I always thought people who had a preference for 2D had reasons other than looks. Like they just generally don't want a girlfriend who they'd perceptive as a burden.

[Anonymous No.]

Because we're currently at an awkward point in our evolution where 3D is finally beginning to wear thin, but we haven't yet invented some sort of artificial reality where we can have 2D perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228545
Photoshop.
It only becomes delicious after it becomes 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

http://threefish.blog.fc2.com/

2D 3D is best 3D.

Too bad Japan doesn't realize that animating or even drawing the guy is a waste of time. No one cares about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228602
What a fun idea.

[OP No.]

what the fuck
2D girls arn't real
"3D" girls ARE. deal with it. men like you disgust me that are obsessed with anime girls and shit. get a real girl and go get married and love each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228624
not even trying lol

[OP No.]

>>8228628
what are you talking about? i'm just giving a woman's point of view on this subject because I see a lot of this stuff and it's disturbing to me...whats wrong with real girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228624
Of course 2D girls are real. What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228641
>woman
>on the internet
>on /jp/
Nice try.

[kitty No.]

>>8228643
i think you are ignorant to say that, even though it's an ongoing joke.
btw idk why it said OP on my posts. my fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228641
They're full of flaws and simply can't compare to 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

So uhh, why does it matter? Isn't it good having less men in the running?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228641
you don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you care? You must be trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228650
The joke
.
.
your head

Ok, maybe you /are/ a woman.
But in that case, why are you on /jp/ which is, as you have undoubtedly noticed, full of sexist pigs?

[Anonymous No.]

Asspained women all over the place in this thread.

[kitty No.]

>>8228652
oh really? well sorry to burst your bubble but anime is animation. it's not real. the people who draw it make up the personalities. everyone has flaws and no one is perfect, maybe in animu, but you have to accept that. :|

and im not trolling idk this just bothers me because i see it a lot and i guess i wanted to know of you people are for real or not or just kind of joking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228536
They bleed a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228660
pigs are clean and intelligent creatures, please don't insult them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228665
>talking about animu in /jp/
>what board do you come from /soc/ or something

[Anonymous No.]

SRRY GUYS, 3D GIRLS ARE MUCH BETTER
YOU CANT SMELL THE 2DS SWEAT, HAIR, ARMPITS, FEETS OR EVEN VAGINA
YOU CANT FEEL THEIR TONGUE DEEP UP YOUR ASS WITH 2D GIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228665
it's real.
get out now.

[kitty No.]

>>8228660
well i actually do like anime and i browse boards a lot but never post. ;D

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228665
>hey look at me i can troll /jp/

Go away, it's not funny, it's not rage inducing, and it's not contributing to the board. Stop shitposting without sage.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is 3D so disgusting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228669
What the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228672
For many of the denizens of /jp/ this is sad but true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228675
That's the good kind of 3D, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, dumb woman on /jp/ trying to argue them away from their 2D waifus like it means something.

Look, dumb cunt, say your words inspired them to divorce their 2D waifus. Say it got them not only attracted to "real girls", but specifically to you. What do you have to gain in this scenario? Nothing.

Go be an attention whore on tumblr or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228680
>like anime
>>>/a/

All you will find here is kigurumi and losers sexualizing touhoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228679
>sad
Nah

[kitty No.]

>>8228684
someone sounds mad B)

[Anonymous No.]

why is sudo such a pig?
why is /jp/ always shitty?
why are females conditioned to believe otakus arent good enough for them?
why does the state exist?
why havent people found out that democracy is stupid?
why should i have to suffer from trade regulations with japan?
why is meido so hot?
why is Keynesianism still mainstream economics?
why is cirno's pussy so cold?

Answer the question yourself, life is better as a mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228690
>B)
You have unwittingly incited the rage of a thousand autistic manchildren.

[kitty No.]

>>8228687
oh well sorry i just associated this with anime kind of because i always see waifu threads... it would be cool if we did a japanese language thread :D

[kitty No.]

>>8228695
whats wrong with B)? haha i could use B3

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228697
> it would be cool if we did a japanese language thread
Yeah, those never happen on /jp/. Why don't you start one and see how it goes?

[kitty No.]

I'll suck your cocks, dudes! I can dress up like an anime if you want me to ^^

[Anonymous No.]

Trolls trolling troll trollops.

[kitty No.]

>>8228707
because i already know what would happen.

>おはよう　みなーさん！元気ですか？
> GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR CHING CHONG BULLSHIT

something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228704
Emoticons in general. All of them will cause a steady stream of Get out now.

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

it'd 3dpiedelicious[as HELL] xD

[Anonymous No.]

IS cirno's pussy cold? How does /jp/ know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228716
It's cold when she wants it to be.

Which is all the time.

But that's unrelated.

So get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228712
If you had been here for more than five minutes, you'd know that Japanese language threads are normal on /jp/.

[kitty No.]

anyway i guess you guys arn't that bad. here's a cute seeu picture.

[kitty No.]

But seriously guys. I don't see how a single one of you doesn't have a girlfriend. I have 5 boyfriends myself and you guys can't even manage one? I mean it would not be hard to just find a girl to take you on as their 2nd or 3rd boyfriend you know.

[kitty No.]

but seriously guys. i don't see how a single one of you doesn't have a girlfriend. i have like 5 boyfriends myself and you guys can't even manage just one? i mean even if you are boyfriend material it would not be hard to just find a girl to take you on as their 2nd or 3rd boyfriend you know.

[kitty No.]

>>8228733
stop pretending to be me faggot. i'm not a slut you damn neckbeard

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228536
It isn't /jp/ is just full of frustrated disgusting fat asses that can't get any "3D" girl so they collectively go against it to make themselves feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228742
Speak for yourself, I honestly find them disgusting, habits, smell, looks.

[kitty No.]

>>8228740
i don't even get what you're trying to get at you imposter. its like you're trying to imply sexual liberation is a bad thing. you're just a misogynist loser. women deserve to have sex with as many men as they want just like men do

[kitty No.]

>>8228742
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING
lawd

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228737
>i have like 5 boyfriends myself and you guys can't even manage just one?
Whoa, if we're talking girls here, then yeah, I'm a forever alone faggot who should gb2/r9k/. But as for boyfriends, you call 5 an accomplishment? I've sucked over 80 different cocks, dude, and at least half of them were those of temporary or long-term boyfriends.

[kitty No.]

>>8228748
thats the giveaway. i've never used the word misogynist because i'm not a hipster fuck. haters gon' hate. erryone wants to be me B3333333

[kitty No.]

>>8228752
i have 5 boyfriends. i can't even count the number of boyfriends i've had before ok so shut up

[jgirl No.]

hey nerds, kitty's right you know :3 stawp hatin'! Maybe then you'll have a chance with me ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228755
Yes ;_;

I want 5 erect cocks surrounding me while I suck them all ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228665
The differences between 3D and 2D are only existent in the material form.

That is to say, beyond the fact that 3D exists as a collection of molecules and atoms, both 2D and 3D girls exist as a collection of purely abstract forms.

Personalities themselves are just ideas. There's no physical form to their manifestation beyond collective brain activity which can easily be simulated.

In this abstraction exists the inherent differences 2D and 3D, and the subsequent acceptance of the superiority of 2D. The personality of every individual is decided by the sum of all matters of memories, impulses, desires and emotions specific to that individual. If we are able to create a being that has these traits that fulfill our personal desires to a higher degree (only nearer, never equaling to %100 because such levels are impossible) then we can cast off the need for 3D as a means of fulfillment because it be of a higher percentage of disappointment. With enough work we can recreate the effects of the physical manifestations of love--which is something that things like virtual realities and the likes are working towards.


The end results of all religious and spiritual views on love are those that require us to cast off our desire for matters of the flesh. Beyond that is only the existence of beings in their abstract forms. If anything, from both a philosophical and religious point of view, the desire for 2D females is of higher concept, because it allows us to cast off the restrictions of the material world almost instantaneously.

[猫むら No.]

try to copy me now TROLL.

[猫むら No.]

Disregard that i suck cocks

[猫むら No.]

I'll suck any of you dudes' cocks.

[kitty No.]

>>8228765
right on. if you guys werent such misogynist sad fucks you'd have a chance. YES I USE THE WORD MISOGYNIST YOU FUCKING IMPOSTER DAMN

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228602
HE RELEASED THE COMPLETE UNCENSORED VIDEOS

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228641
you a shit bitch

[kitty No.]

>>8228769
ya but you cant have sex with them and shit. :| AND I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY WEIRD PHILOSOPHICAL BULLSHIT

[猫むら No.]

I am a smart intelligent lady. Why do you prefer imaginary characters who don't even think or feel over me? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - a shit since '09

[kitty No.]

>>8228790
yeah and it also has bitches that try to copy me. omg can I be like the new boxxy but less gay?

[猫むら No.]

i've sucked over a thousand cocks, dudes. why can't you guys get any? B3

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228794
Please do. /jp/ could do with a queen.

[Anonymous No.]

Her face doesn't combine with her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw "kitty" is actually some loser neckbeard from /b/ trying to convince himself there are people that are even worse losers than he is

[kitty No.]

>>8228795
oh cool i have been nominated. i guess i'll have to take a bunch of weird pics for you guys huh. i want to wait until i get my hair done though, it looks pretty terribad right now.

[Anonymous !zeSatenX0. No.]

What is this i dont even..

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man. I can't wait to link reddit to this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228804
okei XD

are you kawaii XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228804
all hail queen kitty of /jp/

[kitty No.]

>>8228800
>mfw i'm actually a 20 yr old female that has a life and is going to college and has a steady relationship.
>B :3
> B :3
> B :3
> B3

[Anonymous No.]

I for one would like to see a 3d take pictures of herself and humiliate herself using her body to gain the attention of guys on the internet she doesn't even know. This would prove 2d's superiority/

[Anonymous No.]

Have daily "do you pretend to be a girl /jp/?" threads.

>I'm a gurl, suck cocks dudes

Totally legit.

I don't mind if this is two way trolling for a good show though. I just don't want any our newer idiots from offboard getting confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228817
Wow, shut up nerd, don't talk about girls like that. Who the fuck do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228816
>mfw thats a lie and you can't prove it isnt

[kitty No.]

>>8228821
<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228826
why havent u posted ur pix yet? xd

[Anonymous No.]

Simple solution.

Post a timestamped pic of you sucking my cock dude

[kitty No.]

>>8228825
if you say it's a lie and i say it's the truth, who's to say either of us can prove it? this board is anonymous so anyone can say what they want and people believe it or not fuckface. i know who i am so i'm comfortable if anyone says otherwise. so suck dicks 8=========D-- - -- - yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228830
Give the lady her time. She said she has to fix her hair.

[kitty No.]

>>8228836
lol ill post a pic of me one day if i feel like it. but it wont be for like a while and it will be random. and it wont be nude.

[Anonymous No.]

i love shit

[猫むら No.]

>>8228816
>>mfw i'm actually a 20 yr old female that has a life and is going to college and has a steady relationship.
>mfw your actually the lying bitch who stole my name :P

[jgirl No.]

>>8228842
can't wait to see it ;D

[Anonymous No.]

>kitty
>all sorts of stupid posts and logical fallacies

Are all women this stupid? I will admit my wife sometimes does dumb things, but not on this level of retardedness.

[Tokiko No.]

>>8228842
post a picture of your butt with no holes showing

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228842
>implying you can be the queen of anything without nudes

[kitty No.]

>>8228847
wat you sound like a chauvinist asshole therefore you do not matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228847
>My wife
Hold on there retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this thread still being bumped? I mean, jesus christ people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228842
>it will be random
i hope it'll be so randum XDXDXDXD

[Anonymous No.]

Being a girl on the internet.

First you need to have an idea of what kind of girl you want to be. Once you've picked out the type of girl, go find a suitable picture. Depending on your audience this could take awhile to find something believable. (Personally, I suggest using Japanese and corean social networking sites.) Next hunt down some cam rips of your mark(or much easier to find, audio clips from any old girl) these are your trump card only to be used when pressed against the wall.

Depending on the girl you're going to be you'll either need to have a legit looking profile on all the social networking sites, or be ready to make one once the targets "convince" you to. Have instant messaging accounts made well in advance.

The big reveal usually isn't hard, just claim to be a girl, wade through the shitstorm and then drop a few of your collected pictures. You want to make them fight as hard as possible for every picture or detail they can pry from you to both reserve these precious resources and to draw out the interactions.

Remember the girl you grabbed from before? Be sure to continue picking up any new pictures she posts and keep them in your reserve. It is not hard to pull this off as the same person with the same guys for years.

[Anonymous No.]

This is by far the worst thread on /jp/. I'm not making it any better, but I just felt like saying it.

[Anonymous No.]

worst board on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228878
forgot my sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228847
>My wife
I hope you meant "mai waifu" with that, ``faggot".

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228876
>/cg/
>/vp/
>better than reddit tier
Confirmed for shitty list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8228876
Whoever made this hasn't actually been to most of those boards. Guessing he just visits two or three and made the image based on the others' topics alone.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is absolutely crraaaaaaaazzyyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>Why is 3D so disgusting?
>99 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Oh, this, I gotta see.

... okay, wasn't that interesting.