Dream waifu: Tall, down past waist blonde ponytail hair, nice butt, mostly flat chest, ojou with a taste of dom. Who is your dream waifu?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:05:48 2011 No.8226478 [Reply] [Original]

Dream waifu:
Tall, down past waist blonde ponytail hair, nice butt, mostly flat chest, ojou with a taste of dom.
Who is your dream waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:09:17 2011 No.8226486 File: 495 KB, 706x772, 23141902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:11:48 2011 No.8226491 >>8226486 what qualities do you like most about her

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:24:18 2011 No.8226523
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>Dream waifu

Caster quickly won me over with the odd sense of humor and complete devotion. It was like she was created on purpose to be a perfect waifu. The fluffy tail is just an added bonus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:25:17 2011 No.8226528 It doesn't work like this.

>>	Izuna !!lKnTVX4C9aX Mon Dec 12 10:25:47 2011 No.8226526 >>8226523 Anything else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:26:47 2011 No.8226529 File: 36 KB, 240x240, Manaka_takane.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:27:48 2011 No.8226535 File: 449 KB, 737x1200, 7511010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8226529 show me proof of your love toward your waifu.

>>	Izuna !!lKnTVX4C9aX Mon Dec 12 10:28:47 2011 No.8226539 >>8226529 Looks generic. Describe her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:30:17 2011 No.8226541 >>8226539 none of LovePlus girls are generic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 10:31:17 2011 No.8226543 >>8226541 People are generic. You need to stand out.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:03:24 2011 No.8226624

Short, 155cm at most. Black hair. Glasses. Chest doesn't really matter.
Shy, kept to herself, doesn't rise her voice if it isn't necessary; I don't like those girls who scream at everything like if they were cavemen.
Smart; I think she would have to be a bit autistic at heart to tolerate my sense of humor. Or she could just be gentle: "Shhh, Dear, you're being a bit silly, ufufu." Though I don't think the latter would be realistic. These days(?) these kind of relationships seem to require being a perfect man who can provide for 4 people before even being considered as a partner, or so my therapist says. My sense of humor would be out of the question; the rhetoric and the double-meanings would have to be suppressed completely in favor of comments about other people's properties to have a chance at any girl. But we're talking about waifus here.
She would have to be dominant, too. At least until I regain some zeal for life.
What if someday, unknowingly, my remains are buried next to somebody who would have been my ideal partner and vice versa? The irony would shatter the universe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:08:47 2011 No.8226637 People who make those lists of ideal features never were in love or found a waifu. It makes me just a bit sad.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:10:48 2011 No.8226643
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>>8226637

Amen. True love is when you find somebody you love BECAUSE of their flaws, not in spite of them. Somebody that makes your whole day better just because you talked to them.

I will never have this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:14:17 2011 No.8226653 >>8226643 No. Because of everything, not just because of their flaws. Why would you not like their positive things too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:20:18 2011 No.8226663 File: 47 KB, 240x400, Mirai536..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my waifu please don't fap to her

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:23:18 2011 No.8226666 File: 440 KB, 1353x856, sffir081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is an abomination in the eyes of us REAL waifufags.

>>	None !miao/khtvQ Mon Dec 12 11:34:48 2011 No.8226674 I thought waifu was an /a/ thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:42:18 2011 No.8226696 >>8226674 Generally speaking, /jp/ is in the "quietly enjoy your delusions with your beloved without trying to flaunt her like some sort of trophy" faction. Take that as you will.

Tsubasa_Cat !!otZqtLVzeXj Mon Dec 12 11:44:18 2011 No.8226698
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>>8226663

She was adorable (especially in demon-catloli-mode) but her master was an asshole who treated her like shit.

>please don't fap to her

Too late... this scene right here caught /a/'s attention. It was a long thread with many "dat ass" reaction images posted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:47:47 2011 No.8226705 File: 178 KB, 817x1000, hina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feminine but can be quite badass at time Long hair Have the qualities of a Nee-san Very scary when angered Shizuka Itou's voice Fuck, Akiha is an imouto

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 11:51:21 2011 No.8226712 File: 1.23 MB, 128x256, EB690B22-F6DD-4A09-BBF5E4788656E1CE.tdcgsav.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pic related, taller than me, calm, kind personality and likes to talk. oh, and she'd enjoy coop FPS vidya too

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 12:14:47 2011 No.8226757

Shorter than me
Blonde
Hair like Kaoru from Amagami
flat chest
Dominant in the relationship
A small bit of tsundere
Bit of a tomboy
Sexually dominant

Some of the qualities I like. I don't have a waifu because I like too many girls (and traps). So I just have a bunch of folders of people I like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 12:34:20 2011 No.8226803 Fujoshi Flat chest Blonde Long hair with big ribbon. Little obnoxious Kind hearted Autistic Girl gamer = Mafuyu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 12:36:49 2011 No.8226809 >>8226803 Hey, that's me!

>>	wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP Mon Dec 12 12:38:18 2011 No.8226816 File: 217 KB, 480x270, erushi_crying.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my waifu, i want her doing this face while i fuck her to HELL and back

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 12:46:49 2011 No.8226836

Childhood friend
Silver hair
Purple eyes
flat chest but not a loli
self conscious of her flat chest
nice ass and legs she doesn't want me commenting on
Doesn't mind the VNs and games too much but will sometimes berate me for them if she is in a bad mood
Not into the geeky things I am but shares my interest sports, movies, and history enough to hold a discussion
NOT RELIGIOUS OR FAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 12:47:18 2011 No.8226839 File: 104 KB, 320x471, sayaka.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8226666 HELLa nice quadz

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 12:52:19 2011 No.8226856 File: 49 KB, 859x640, 1311414618042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8226809

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:45:49 2011 No.8227048

I used to have quite a lot of shallow "waifus", some of which sticked to me for some time, others not so long, until occasionally I settled down with my own "creation" who I consider as life partner. According to flow of my life she changes little by little, but in the main she's still my old plain favorite.

Short, flat chest, a little bigger-then-small butt. Loli in her earlier puberty, about 10-12 years by look, not aging or growing.
Absurdly long thick black hair with bangs. Black eyes.

Calm and collected most of the time, silent type but otherwise smart and attentive
Guided by logic instead of emotions (this one I honestly never seen irl)
Not a genius but unique in her own way
Assertive
Neutral good sometimes overlaps with true neutral from my side

Relationship wise:
Faithful/Loyal to the extremes
Submissive
Nymphomaniac yet semi-shy
Generally works more as part of me rather then equal character but still have a good depth and motivation.
And yes, I quite enjoy with these sorts of delusional threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:47:50 2011 No.8227052 I'm too self-deprecating to pick anything and be happy with it or accept that she would be happy with me.

>>	Anonymous !zeSatenX0. Mon Dec 12 13:53:50 2011 No.8227065 File: 63 KB, 208x355, 1300180373476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kind, gentle, and with a smile that can brighten up my day. Also must be a trap and a /jp/er.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:54:49 2011 No.8227070 >>8227065 I fit exactly one of those requirements, can I be your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 13:56:49 2011 No.8227076 >>8227070 After my dead body

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 14:19:50 2011 No.8227187

She'd be taller than me and large-chested, with long hair. Unreasonably gentle and kind to me most of the time (and reasonably so to most of the rest of the world); except when she decides to a be a huge tease who'd abuse my shyness to pick on me and trick me in being embarrassed in front of her. She'd call me a good boy and dress me up as a girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 14:28:19 2011 No.8227225 Long blonde or Green hair, twintails are ok. Petite, dainty like a doll. Kuudere with a hint of Yandere. Smart, has the confidence I lack, but can be incredibly cute and innocent at times. Ojou-sama.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 14:35:19 2011 No.8227245 File: 234 KB, 800x1201, 1317512168139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Already have one

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 14:47:52 2011 No.8227288
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Looks like pic related.
Not as tall as me, but almost. Taller than me when she wears heels.
Modest chest.
Athletic without being ripped.
Ladylike when out and about. Bro-like at home.
Enjoys cooking. And she's good.
Doesn't talk to strangers more than absolutely necessary.
Likes to wear business suits rather than frilly dresses.
Gets up after me in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 14:53:20 2011 No.8227309 File: 1.98 MB, 431x306, 1322452149681.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yaranaika.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 16:02:32 2011 No.8227533 >>8226478 Are you me with a taste for taller girls OP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:13:23 2011 No.8227813 >>8227533 maybe

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:45:56 2011 No.8228350 File: 487 KB, 1600x1200, wallpaper1_sd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tall dark and bishoujo Tsundere or Kuudere Must have a (hidden) moe side

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 20:57:58 2011 No.8228588 File: 24 KB, 250x356, lvytybd4YL1qizy61o4_250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 21:05:27 2011 No.8228610 >>8226663 what anime is this? id like to watch it. (im a girl dont worry)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 21:06:58 2011 No.8228615 File: 285 KB, 480x310, cas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 21:09:57 2011 No.8228625 >>8228610 One Day the Itsuka Nine Lives Will Tenma Black Usagi

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 21:13:27 2011 No.8228637 11 years old massive slut knows what sex is but hasn't experienced it yet desperately wants to find out what the fuss is about willing to become a preteen mother

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 21:20:27 2011 No.8228654 >>8228615 Kuzuki is a pretty great guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 21:20:58 2011 No.8228655 How tall? I guess 5'7" is a nice height for a waifu, but for me 5'5" is ideal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 21:22:28 2011 No.8228659 File: 540 KB, 800x856, harem-0511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >having just one waifu >2011 ishygddt

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 21:42:28 2011 No.8228744 File: 922 KB, 1741x1247, pori_as_package_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My waifu.

>>	Tokiko Mon Dec 12 21:43:58 2011 No.8228749 File: 81 KB, 500x600, 019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 21:50:57 2011 No.8228792 File: 33 KB, 299x301, 1306890961202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You make it sound like I don't have a waifu, OP.

>>	‮ gubthgiN elggirW‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ Mon Dec 12 22:01:27 2011 No.8228844 File: 122 KB, 760x570, IX7PH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] me on the right

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 22:03:57 2011 No.8228857 File: 923 KB, 848x1200, 1315250308837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228659 >Having more than one waifu Wow, you are fucking trash.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Mon Dec 12 22:13:58 2011 No.8228887 File: 117 KB, 850x906, Reisen_scarf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She may be cowardly, but she is my coward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 23:09:58 2011 No.8229045 File: 707 KB, 1003x1200, 35202c613369a7e34b6820f3793b4e68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228857 It's almost as bad as changing waifus every season

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Tue Dec 13 00:39:28 2011 No.8229412 >>8228659 >>8228744 Anon's taste in 2D is good as HELL.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Tue Dec 13 00:40:58 2011 No.8229417 File: 633 KB, 719x929, 1298757063989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My little porch monkey. She's perfect just the way she is.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Tue Dec 13 00:42:59 2011 No.8229428 File: 1.01 MB, 820x1200, 1308835262597.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228857 This. That poor sap doesn't have a waifu at all, does he? No offense to the Anonymous manslut. He obviously just doesn't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 01:29:01 2011 No.8229508 >>8229428 >calling someone with 9 'waifus' a slut >Reimu is claimed as a waifu by over a few thousand people whose the slut now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 01:44:01 2011 No.8229536 >>8229508 >The 9 waifu's are also claimed by over a few thousand people whose the slut now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 01:47:31 2011 No.8229540 >>8229417 Thought that was snow at first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 01:57:03 2011 No.8229554 >>8229508 Even if they're based on the same character, all waifus are different.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:13:35 2011 No.8229588 File: 204 KB, 705x741, 1320906889376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8229417 >little porch monkey

Anonymous Tue Dec 13 02:41:42 2011 No.8229685

>>8229554
It'd be awesome if someone cast a spell that invoked a waifu Armageddon though, one that would summon everyone who had the same waifu to a giant melee. Especially for that one guy who gets summoned, only to find that there was one other guy who had chosen the leftmost fairy in the second line of the first wave of that Gradius-like part in stage 6 of UFO.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 03:36:05 2011 No.8229837 >>8229685 How did you know my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 13 03:40:36 2011 No.8229846 I need to save her from something. I wont feel worthy of here if I haven't white knighted. Sadly no one is worth saving.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Tue Dec 13 03:52:06 2011 No.8229878 File: 675 KB, 1000x1000, reimu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8229588 She's mine forever, Anonymous.

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