/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Bored, so I guess I'll throw up a hypothetical situation and see how the good people of /jp/ respond, and defend their responses.

Presume that you are in this situation, and you must choose between the two options.

1. You have an opportunity to live with your favorite touhou. However, she despises you, goes out of her way to pretend you don't exist, and forces you to get a demeaning minimum wage job to support yourself and her. There is no possibility of so much as getting a kiss from her, as she is entirely uninterested in you.

2. You have the opportunity to keep a yukkuri version of your favorite touhou as a pet. She warms to you quickly, and you discover that she will happily do any depraved thing you request, so long as you keep giving her food and a place inside to sleep. However, if you choose to do anything perverted with her, it must be kept a secret, as such things are strongly taboo, and you would become a social outcast and pariah if it is discovered.

So, what do you pick, /jp/? Also, image dump if you aren't interested in debating, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i would take the yukkuri and treat it gently and not fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be loved by someone.
The whole deal with entering Gensokyo is in the hopes that cute girls will be nice to me.
I'll take option number two. I'd cuddle it to sleep.
I don't know the lifespan or a Yukkuri though.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

1.
I wouldn't mind the verbal abuse, and I have plenty of room.

My apartment doesn't allow pets, so a Yukkuri is out, unless there is a strange loophole then I'd chose that.

[Anonymous No.]

>you would become a social outcast and pariah if it is discovered

Is that all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8214868
As an object of pure fanon, we'll never actually know.

[naitoknaito No.]

Get yukkuri

Sell yukkuri to sadistic fuck

Bang cosplayed bitches with the $

Bitches love the $

$$$$$$$$

[Anonymous No.]

For the first option, will the Touhou hate you forever and there is no chance of her EVER warming up?

I'd go through years of her abuse if she eventually warmed up even slightly to me.

[Anonymous No.]

just how much would my favorite touhou despise me? would it be to the point of her murdering me? if not, i'd have to go with option 1. i have a fantasy about being Flan's servant and getting verbally abused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8214877
This. I like tsunderes, but if she was just tsun forever, that would just get depressing after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

A Yukkuri pet sounds like a lot of fun, number one just sounds like your avg-wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8214852
what the fuck is a yukkuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8214895
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[Anonymous No.]

>>8214895
why are you even here?

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

>>8214895

[Anonymous No.]

The first option is highly flawed, the first condition is fine(that she does and forever will despise you), but the rest interferes with her personality to the point when she becomes just a lookalike of their favorite touhou for many people.
Not necessarily me, mind you.

[Anonymous No.]

This is really gay, faggot. Why can't you make up a cool hypothetical question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8215077

Because your rage is both impotent and delicious. Complain harder.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd go with number two, for one reason or another.

[Tokiko No.]

One, why not. I'm afraid of change.

Also, Tokiko is too nice to be rude.

[Anonymous No.]

1 sounds a lot more fun, but I also like taking it easy. I wouldn't do any lewd things to a yukkuri, (nor my favorite touhou) but I will take 1.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no choice but to pick #1 because fuck pets.

[Anonymous No.]

1 sounds good at first, I don't mind having such a relationship. But a touhou outside of Gensokyo is like a fish out of water. I'd despise someone who dragged me out of Gensokyo to live in their shitty apartment, too. I don't think I could live with myself for doing that. I'd go with >>8214863

[Anonymous No.]

Number two, and I'd be a kind, caring master.

[Anonymous No.]

2

[Anonymous No.]

Number 1. But I wouldn't do shit. I wouldn't care if she disliked me. Or ignored me. Because she's there. I have no goal. Nothing more is needed than a little company. Where I could act myself without worry, without pretending to be like this.


Life is shit depressin' ain't it buddies?


... Only problem is I don't really have a #1 Touhou. Ugh.

[Anonymous No.]

If it meant sex with tenshi/komachi/sanae/tenshi on a fairly consistent basis i'd work full time at mcdonalds if i had to. That would be completely fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't I just sell that stupid little head and become rich?

[Anonymous No.]

Delusions, how can you not get "entirely uninterested in you"?

As in, sure you SEE her, but she is either looking some other direction, or demanding money so she can go out and party and fuck some other guy.

[Anonymous No.]

No2. Well at least someone would care about me in that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

Hard mode: I go 1 with Satorin

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't do 1, forcing my favourite touhou to live in this shitty world would be too cruel. Also, I don't think I'd like to live with her knowing she will hate me forever. She can read my mind, so that'd be like going through hell. Being a hateful person doesn't fit her at all either. Therefore, 2. Although a yukkuri doesn't arouse me in the least.

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

YUKKURI FUCK
YUKKURI FUCK
IT'S HELLa AWWWWWRIGHT~

[Anonymous No.]

Since she is drunk 100% of the time, I don't see how

>There is no possibility of so much as getting a kiss from her

could be true.

also my waifu would never hate me

[Anonymous No.]

If 1 is true and she would completely hate me forever it would be hell. Unless I can pretend some powerless touhou like Akyuu is my favorite and lock her up in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

The first one resembles a nightmare for me.
Yes, of course I could be with my 'favourite Touhou', but the fact that she doesn't give a shit about me and ignores me completely as if I weren't even there would kill me on the inside. The hard labor wouldn't be the biggest problem for me, it'd the one of being ignored by a person I really love.
So I would rather go with the second one. Yukkuris are awesome and I'd love to have one as a pet. We could speak together and she could cheer me up when I'm sad. I don't think that I'd do lewd things with her though, that would be immoral as she could not understand these things.

I don't really understand people who choose 1. Of course you could be with her, but is that really the only thing you want?
If you love her, don't you also have the desire to be loved, or at least liked by her?