/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I like to believe that there is one person, that never goes to sleep ever, and keeps posting 'suck my cock, dude' in every thread.

I mean Quality Control could keep it up, so I don't see why this guy can't.

And as long as it is one person, assuming he is mortal, then, at most in 90 years, this person would have most definitely died, so /jp/ would be a good place again.

[Anonymous No.]

Suck my cock, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine /jp/ in 90 years...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197400
Lemon party.

[Anonymous No.]

>90 years
The internet as we know it will no longer be around.

Anonymous posting will be against the law, trolling/shitposting/pointless touhou image dumps will get you the death penalty.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

What if he has an heir? Maybe it's an honorable family tradition that will go on for generations.

The only solution is to DDOS him, so he'll get more wifi signals in his balls and become sterile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197400
It would be 21XX, and if we didn't have have the technology to all look like little girls, I would be super upset.

But because we will have the technology, and immortality, we'll all be forever little girls in /jp/ manor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197408
Someone on /jp/, procreating? Good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197400
If /jp/ is this gay now 90 years from now we will have live webcam shows from the daily /jp/ meetup orgies.
It will be a sticky on the front page.

Penises, penises everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197400
I never got this imagine, is Remy trying to hold back a laugh, or is she just really shocked? Because if it is the latter, isn't that a bit extreme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197409
I don't know about you guys, but I plan to place my brain in a dragon robot. Then I'll lock myself up in a bunker and fall into an eternal slumber (though in reality I'll just be playing VR eroge). 1000 years later, I'll wake up when a post-apocalyptic scavenger breaks into my bunker hunting for treasure. And I'll be so pissed off by being interrupted that I'll unleash my wrath upon the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197426
Eroges would get boring in 1000 years.

[Anonymous No.]

When I'll have a kid, he will learn everything about the art of reporting shitposting and aikido.

I imagine my descendants fighting ZUNbar's in some sort of JoJo remake.

[Anonymous !zeSatenX0. No.]

>>8197426
I don't know about you guys, but I plan to place my brain in a female robot.
Then I'll lock myself up in a planetarium and fall into an eternal slumber (though in reality I'll just be counting stars).
1000 years later, I'll wake up when a post-apocalyptic scavenger breaks into my planetarium hunting for treasure.
And I'll be so happy by being interrupted that I'll unleash my knowledge of the stars upon him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197431
I don't think zunbar is really that much of a threat, compared to the real shitposters around here.

zunbar would be like the antihero, he shitposts because he is some cynical old guy.

Also Aikido is a bit low tier isn't it?

[Tokiko No.]

One hundred years from now, our computers will be good enough to crack any tripcode in under a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197441
Now you are just asking for spamming this thread with those kopipe about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197437
In your next life make sure to pick the bulletproof assault robot type body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197445

Funny thing is that these same computers will also have a thousand times safer trips too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197460
Obviously you didn't think that statement through. If it takes under a second to crack a trip, 1000 times safer trip just means it takes less than 1000 seconds to crack a trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197472
plus or minus two standard deviations

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>8197400
KING OF /jp/ THE IV

>2101
>Kago Ai

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197500 KING OF /jp/ THE AV
No, thank you.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>8197505
Heretic
How dare you...

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, in 90 years humanity won't do shit. Just look at 1921. There are a lot of technological advances but nothing that make a real difference in humans lives. Humanity is the same as always, but we have a few more toys for our entertainment, i.e. the internet and games. You all should forget what you saw in science fiction because that's never going to happen. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197445
>>8197460
Computers can't be much better than now, because we are reaching the limits of polisilicium properties. So, if we don't discover a new material or alloy, computers will slowly reach their physic limit in a few years.