/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have enough guts to jizz on sleeping Yuuka?

[Anonymous No.]

I would do no such thing. That's far too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

Since its Yuuka it would be worth it, even if she rips me apart when she wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately /jp/ has felt like some sort of "random touhou image" front end for *booru. I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe she would like the taste.

When you think about it it's full of millions of super tiny humans. And humans are youkai's favorite food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188260
You mean like always?

[Zuliani !AkaneKe6Z6 No.]

>>8188283
Someone skipped biology class.
How am I supposed to type that captcha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188260
Go back to /b/ newshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188311
You posted your trip idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188311
Eh, another trip down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188250
I think it's the men that are the reason there's so few men in Gensokyo. >>>/jp/8186711

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188334
who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188339
i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188341
oooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188311

Every Spermatozoon is pretty much half of a human.

Youkai probably treat sperm as we treat caviar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188348
Caviar is fish eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

Zuliani #Tx2!64+ap

Trip archived. It wasn't a secure tripcode anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188352
>Implying that's his real trip, the fucker is a autist and tricked me.

[Zuliani !YifYKnZbAc No.]

Let's try.

[Zuliani !YifYKnZbAc No.]

testing~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188365
You're right, he got me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188250
Sleeping Yuuka covered in semen is moe.

[Anonymous No.]

I do it, and pray that if she woke up, she'd be so impressed/shocked at my audacity that I could make good my escape.
She's catch me, of course. Then I'd pray that she'd just rape me half to death.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have the guts.

[Anonymous No.]

Cumming on sleeping Yuuka. More or less dangerous than giving her brass knuckles as a gift?

[Anonymous No.]

might as well fuck her at that point you're just gonna die anyway

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't stop at jizzing her face.

If I'm in Garden of the Sun I'm dead anyways.

And maybe she would like it and decide to keep me as pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189711
>>8189719
>implying she wouldn't become a slave to you're penis the moment you stick it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189749

She's not Sanae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189764
No, but she's built to take a pretty solid dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189719
> And maybe she would like it and decide to keep me as pet.

Impregnate her on your first dicking and hope you survive until the pregnancy hormones kick in. At that point she'll either go dere dere or go on a killing spree so you'll have a 50/50 shot.

[Anonymous No.]

Considering she's a humanoid plant, would she give birth to a bunch of seeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189817
Does the potted plants you keep give birth to seeds when you jizz on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189817
Well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189786
You mean, while she's asleep, right? If she's awake, you won't even be able to get near her.

[Anonymous No.]

I would hold a potted sunflower hostage.


Threaten Yuuka that I'll either jizz on it or on her.


Of course I'd probably die afterwards, but with Yuuka willingly receiving my jizz....

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189896
Whatever you made Yuuka agree to through coercion means she is not, by definition, willing.

Your rape fantasies are unwelcome here, Anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189786
she could have moments where she goes insane out of nowhere from the mood swings too

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty sure she could kill you many times faster than you could cum on that sunflower.

[Anonymous No.]

I think that Yuuka recieved more cum in her life you all have ever shot, therefore she whould have no objection with beeing cummed on her face in her sleep.

[Zuliani !AkaneKe6Z6 No.]

>>8189896
>yfw you're no porn star so you can shot only once and she grazes your shot.
>yfw when you have no face or head any longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190034
>yfw WEEKS of cum storage for this day

Well... when you finally enter Gensokyo, I would assume you'd be incapacitated for at least a week before a slow death, so, for that time at least, you'd be building up.
I'd still collapse after the first one, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190049
>storage

You've been reading too many doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190034
Watching Yuuka graze my headshot on Lunatic would be worth dying for.

[Anonymous No.]

Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190034
>Shoot only once
what?
I masturbate twice a day and each time it's around eight to ten squirts of cum shooting out. You only shoot once???

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190034
You know, a single squirt is kinda... unusual. Here's a tip: don't just rush to climax, try and drag it out longer and see if it will help. Still though, even if I rush and cum I still get multiple squirts. I don't think I've ever only had a single squirt. Work on that. It's probably your diet or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190121
>eight to ten ropes twice a day
Tell me your secrets, Peter North. Diet, regimen, fap material?

[Zuliani !AkaneKe6Z6 No.]

>>8190121
I usually shoot 3 to 4 times when I masturbate over half a hour, of course I only count when it goes far, these little finishing squirts I don't, I can't really tell if I store it I will shoot more, I just can't.
Also I believe I am a bit lacking at this department.
What about you /jp/ ?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, this sure is making me feel inadequate.

[Anonymous No.]

Now i am confused, are we talking about the amount of semen per orgasm or how many times you can cum in a x period of time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190212
I know that feel, anon-kun, don't worry ;_;

When I jizz, nothing really "shoots"... it just kinda pours out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190133
What. You never tried Viagra and wasted it on fapping?

[Anonymous No.]

I usually squirt atleast three times, each one getting smaller until it's a dribble but my dick pulses about ten times per climax. Really got no idea what's going on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190311
I'm pretty sure Viagra boosts your erection stat, not your volume stat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190306
Who cares about being able to shoot or not. Being able to fap at a maximum of one per day even at optimal health really sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190448
Not that guy, but I care quite a lot about how far or if I'm able to shoot. There's nothing more disappointing than ending a great masturbation session with a dribbling orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190083

Which 04U doujin is that?

captcha: cumbor gurhap

[Necrobrotent No.]

No I would wake her up first and ask politely.

Probably after a few rounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190133
What kind of diet allows you to cum more? I've only heard drinking more water helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190664
I'm told Zinc helps improve volume and consistency.

[Zuliani !AkaneKe6Z6 No.]

>>8190664
There's a image that shows it, ask around /b/ or /adv/ and someone will probably have it, first time I have seen it was 3 years ago, and I saw it like 10+ times in these Info threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188250
http://exhentai.org/g/198147/a1f75ce29e/

>>8190462
heard that you can only shoot when you have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190562
http://exhentai.org/g/198147/a1f75ce29e/

>>8190462
heard that you can only shoot when you have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190743
No way. You need to either edge or masturbate to something is that very arousing and you will likely shoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8190679
Hola!

[Anonymous No.]

Since milt is considered delicacy I bet some youkai consider human sperm a delicacy.

Yuuka seems like the type that would like it.

[Anonymous No.]

What makes Yuuka so popular?

She's one of the very few pre windows characters who didn't fall into obscurity. And she appeared only once in windows games. In the least popular one too.

[None !SupErLuCKY No.]

>>8188352
What's the point of secure tripcodes anyway? Aren't regular tripcodes secure enough? Try as you might, you aren't getting mine unless you're luckier than the trip suggests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192499
Being a playable character, and one of the four who escaped the PC-98 era is notable. Beyond that, maybe it's because she can be portrayed in various ways. Also the sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any doujins where she doesn't look like a mutated cow?

Because I just can't think of any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192554
All the safe for work ones, yes.

There is also this doujin that didn't get scanned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192589
Meaning which?

[Anonymous No.]

Yuuka got some amazing fanarts. But her doujins are usually crap.

Which is retarded. She's a top tier femdom material.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuuka's butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she eat people alive or cook them beforehand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192748
She would obviously cook them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192748
She is a youkai. A personification of mother nature. She is flowers. I doubt she needs to eat at all. Maybe all she needs is sunlight and water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192756

I'm not so sure. Her theme is nature and she's sadistic.

I bet she like them alive and screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192779
I would scream... with pleasure. Before I'm dead anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192761

Plants need moisture the most.

I bet she extract moisture from people. If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know about everyone else but I would enjoy some bitch taste with a sadistic Yuuka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192805
Mmmmm... bitch taste.

[Anonymous No.]

I just imagined her eating human sushi with sperm as sauce.

Goddammit /jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

I sometimes imagine Yuuka teasing me and how I would..say something reluctantly and she would laugh at my attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>Yuuka

[Anonymous No.]

Plant youkai are the best youkai.

And carnivorous plants use the slowest and most painful way of killing in the whole natural world. Even worse than spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

No Yuuka thread without the pasta:

Yuuka grabs a hold of your hand and begins licking your fingertips ever so seductively, nibbling little by little at your skin. She sucks your finger a little longer, savoring you. You smile and place your hand on her head. Just as you do this, she shoots a smile back at you, only you can actually sense the malice behind hers that is not present in yours. She sucks harder, licks more furiously and her teeth sink down further and further.

Tighter, tighter, tighter. Her mouth closes around your finger gradually. You feel her teeth begin to pierce through your skin, her tongue wrapping around to catch the blood trickling slowly from the opening she makes.

Pleasure turns to pain. You begin to feel your finger tearing apart. When you feel as if you can't take it anymore, you hear it, the one defining sound that tells you she's done playing with her meal. The crunching of bone inside her mouth. Your mind takes a second to realize how much pain you're in. You scream at the top of your lungs and attempt to pull out, but she keeps hr firm grip on you. You've pulled out slightly, enough to spray her face with your bodily fluids. For a second, she doesn't resist, and smiles, scooping up your nectar with her free and and giving it a taste. She puts you back into her mouth and sucks even more furiously, as you let out a stream into her mouth that doesn't seem to be ending. You try to hold it back, but it won't stop flooding into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192847
Oh god, it's one of those dancing sunflower things from the 80s.

Why am I looking at this instead of her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192897
As you try to resist again, she forces you down to the ground and presses her body weight against you to pin you down. She continues her meal, moving further down your hand, eating little by little. The pain is unbearable, but it's far too late to turn back now. You are at her mercy, as she eats you little by little, finding pleasure in your twisted facial expression and moans of agony. In the midst of your painful ordeal, you feel something else, something down in your nether regions. You can't look down, you dare not even look anywhere below your neck right now, but you can certainly feel something. You realize what it is as you try to focus on it, and it's enough for you to face your fear and actually look down for clarification.

There she is, eyes closed, now up to your elbow sucking you dry with her closed eyes. You look down further and see her wildly grinding her hips, dry humping you as she bites down. She opens her left eye halfway, as if sensing that you've realized what she was doing. Her smile widens, she pulls you out of her mouth and moves her face up to yours. Paralyzed with a mixture of fear and excitement, you're too stunned to realize that she's just pressed her lips, stained with your blood, against your own. Her tongue slides past your lips easily, and intertwines with your own. Her lower body moves more furiously. She presses her crotch down harder on yours. As you proceed to slide your tongue into her mouth to return the kiss you realize it was a trap a moment too late. Her teeth snap down on your tongue like a bear trap. You attempt to pull away, but she holds your head in place with both hands. Ripping, tearing, pain. She's now chewing your tongue, sucking the stump of flesh in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192901
You can't scream anymore. You try, but nothing comes out. You try to flail around and push her off you, but she's got you pinned. She pulls her face away from yours after swallowing your tongue, and licks the blood off her lips. She slides one of her hands down your chest, making her way to your trousers and slowly removes them just enough to pull your member out. She holds you down onto the floor with her right hand as she pulls her skirt up. From your angle, you're only able to catch a glimpse of her thigh, but she's pulled her skirt up enough for your member to be hidden under it as well. She presses down slowly. You cannot see what's going on under her skirt, but you feel a warm, moist opening engulfing you. Little by little, she inches her way down.

Finally, you feel the warmth wrap around your member from the base up. The hand that was holding you down on the floor moves up to your neck. You consciously take a big gulp, but cannot resist anymore when you feel her hand clamp around your throat. Pain screams from multiple points of your body, but the somewhere mixed in with this pain is pleasure. Your wind pipe is being crushed, your vision fades ever so slowly. She rocks her hips ferociously, her head is cocked back, mouth wide open, but you can no longer hear anything coming from those lips. Your vision completely darkens. In the darkness your body feels weightless. The pain is no longer there, you only feel pleasure. You were blessed enough to receive your final orgasm before your slumber.

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou made me love MILFs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192873

/jp/ obviously makes women jump off park benches to wrestle us down for sex, it's why we have to stay in our rooms, otherwise we would be constantly raped by beautiful women

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192847

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[Anonymous No.]

I used to have guts like you guys, Then I took Yuuka to my guts,And knee

[Anonymous No.]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192932
Did you steal my sweet roll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192847

My chinpo can't take it easy like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192907
How coincidental.

[Anonymous No.]

Come a little closer...

[Anonymous No.]

She farms humans as food and fertilizers.

That's why her lake is red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193018
Yuuka just may be ZUN's best drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193018
I know that. She scares me but she makes my chinchin activate like no other. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm afraid I might I see her in my dreams and die while I'm asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192897
>>8192901
>>8192902
Gives me a huge boner every time. Thanks, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193038

Yeah. His art actually got worse recently.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188250
Given the chance and i was blueballed..id drop my bomb all over her cute face..

[Anonymous No.]

>>8188311
Use 4chan X and the OneeChan userstyle, way better way to browse and post on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193084
But you know you would probably dead as soon as she wakes up, right?

I think I would too.

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

no comment

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193099
>>8193099

But my good sir...would it be worth it...I think it would, i wont mind giving up a life to see her in a creamy white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193121
it's good to have ambition

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193099

Who knows.

Maybe you would get her in the mood and got used at least few times before death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193153
>>8193153

Yes, I agree full heartedly, i'll be like Captain Ahab, hunting Moby Dick but the harpoon will be my cock and Yuuka will be a ferocious, enigmatic....Yokai who drags me down to the crushing depths of the sea...

[Anonymous No.]

I sneak into the room like a ninja, taking my pants off beforehand. There she is, sleeping soundly. I look at this beautiful face, light blush on her cheeks, juicy half open lips with a trail of saliva running out. My shotgun is already throbbing at this moment. I carefully grab my shaft and bring it to her lips, taking that delicious juice to the tip of my shaft. I immediately start leaking precum. Looking at this peaceful sleeping face I fap silently, but vigorously. I imagine putting my dick into her mouth, feeling this tongue, this cheek with my glans and shooting all my load onto her throat, giving her a sweet and healthy midnight snack. But I stop myself. I don't want to be found out. Instead I bring my penis just to the tips of her lips and touch them, giving myself a slight peck from her mouth, glazing her lips with my precum. She moans in sleep and smiles slightly, with breath getting a little heavier. Must be having a nice dream. I feel the finish building up in my balls and harden my assault. Stiffing my moan I shoot my semen on her face, carefully avoiding her eyes. I don't want to give my love eye pain in the morning. Giving her a mask across all of her face except the eyes I wipe the last drops on her lips as a goodnight. As I leave through the window I whisper:" Sleep tightly my love, my carefully brewed semen will take care of your beauty."
maybe I should take a dump under that sunflower in front of her door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193198
MY DICK

But seriously, It's hurting now. What should I do, this never happened before? I can't even touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193210

That happens to me when I fap 30 or so times in a single day.

Will go away in few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't wake her up

[Anonymous No.]

I remember reading a story where this woman had a one night stand. She woke up the next day with the guy gone, her face covered in dried semen, a pile of shit on her carpet, and all the food and beer in her fridge gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193237
Lucky she didn't wake up, dead.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread... >>>/jp/8189780

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193257
Cross linking to the same board?
You're crazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193265
I use that when linking outside of a thread, so hopefully someone won't leave by mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

Doing something so lewd to a sleeping Yuuka is so shameful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194800
She trusts me, she won't mind. Sadistic beast? Maybe you should've been polite to her and her flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8196540
Why would she not mind if you break her trust in you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8196556
How can a healthy hand-beaten cream mask filled with my love break our trust?

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope there will be Yuuka doujins on C81...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197360
Of course there will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8193091
Wait, are you using greasemonkey or what? And what scripts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197504
>greasemonkey
>2011

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197522
No, seriously. What Script prog are you using?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8197530
He already mentioned that he's using 4chanX and the OneeChan~ style. Greasemonkey will work fine for 4chanX, but you'll need Stylish for OneeChan~.