/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever hold your poop in your butt as long as you can, so it feels sooo good when you let it out?

I'm doing that right now, been drinking coffee and getting ready for pooping.

[Anonymous No.]

What?
It hurts to shit when you've held it in.

[Anonymous No.]

anal play does feel good

[Anonymous No.]

Share with us your experience. I wish you an ahegao.

[Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs No.]

That helps with diarrhea a lot. Something about letting it sit in your colon helps it dry out more.

[Anonymous No.]

No, but I take a lot enemas.

There's just something about pooping out warm relaxing liquid, after which you can do some anal play without having to worry about getting shit everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169005
What do you use for enemas?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't hold it in too long but sounds like a bad idea if you do it. I some times think how my poop slightly tickles my prostate. Also I have long poohs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169008

What do you mean what?

What liquid? I make my own solution with aquaglide lube (which I have more than enough), soap and tap water.

I made my own enemakit from a pet-bottle and some surgical tube I had around.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, but only because I'm too lazy to get up and shit. It doesn't feel good either. It feels like I'm constipated.

[Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs No.]

>>8169014
I thought an enema was where you shoved food up your ass and then ate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169019

No that's "maruchan noodles". Common mistake, don't worry about it.

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

>>8168978
What do you do with it afteryou shit, OP?

I like to place the shit on my body, it feels really warm and comforting for a while, especially on my thigh and leg area. I would recommend shitting on a paper towel and use it as a buffer so you don't get shit everywhere on yourself and elsewhere.

Unless you want to. I'd envy that, I don't have the balls to get shit everywhere, I really want to try.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smell Ai's butt too, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/-Enemas, ass sniffing and anal play

I love this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169098
+ sucking cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169005
>worry about getting shit everywhere.

B-but that's what like the most about anal play

[Anonymous No.]

ah /jp/ is the only place I don't get judged for peeing into a bottle and shitting into plastic shopping-bag.

Toilet is just too much effort.

Gotta be careful where I place the drink bottle almost drank my own piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169042
Miya's butt is best butt.

[Anonymous No.]

GODDAMMIT THIS BOARD IS TERRIBLE

[Anonymous No.]

I remember when I found out my brother was shitting on the garage roof, because his room was second floor and a window with access to the roof was closer then the bathroom. He also pissed in bottles. This was in 1995. We lived on a farm, and it was only several months after the fact we realized his room smelled like shit and the vicinity of it when I drove a tractor out back towards the soybean field and had the unfortunate chance of hearing a bird on the roof. I looked... "Oh look a pretty bird" *looks at roof automatically, notices tons of large turds* Then my friend noticed I was looking at the roof and also saw. We were in awe of the awesomeness of the artwork my brother made with shit. The whole roof was covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169116
I'm pretty sure you could fit right in at /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169160

Thanks to your /v/ pics, yes, yes it is.

Get the fuck out of /jp/ and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169160
Rim my ass, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>8168986
Not after being consistently constipated for 8+ months. Just like any other veteran of anal play would probably tell you, there comes a point when your butt just loosens up and the process is no longer painful. Though I like to believe myself reaching these circumstances is not the result of perpetuated actualization of homoerotic urges but simply a culmination of active laziness/poor diet.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ really needs to get over this, "xD look at me i'm weird O_O i like to sniff poop and lick reimu's vag sweat xD" phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169373

I think you really need to get out of this not sucking my cock, dude phase

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169373
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169373
>phase
Would you prefer cocks?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet non of you guys had been on the toilet for a week shitting out white diarrhea. I lost 4 kilos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169373
"all fetishes that I don't like no one else likes either, they're just trying to be edgy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169477
White? Did you get that checked out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169389
Not, him. But yes.
Cock > Butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169477

are you a bird?

[Anonymous No.]

Facesitting is so erotic.
Too bad real people would literally smell like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169477
Did you shit out your brain?

[Anonymous No.]

I like doing that becausse it presses against my prostate

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169645
No one cares what you think, cretin.

[Anonymous No.]

I love taking big shits.
I tend to precum like crazy when i do that, must be due to all the training i give my butt with the dildo, its sensitive enough to let me cum from anal stimulation only :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169732
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8156690#p8158975

Is this you?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey look, it's some typical /jp/ shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169750
No.
..But i do the same thing more or less.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh! ♥ Your pregnant asspussy will give birth to a big wonderful baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169732
Can you train me too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169803

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169803
please let me take care of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169803
How can you give a baby from your ass...

Hoping someone posts binta san and his giraffe loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169881

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169909
ehhhhhhh...?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>8169692
>Too bad real people would literally smell like shit

Isn't this a large part of the appeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8171142
Some people just don't understand.