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Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:32:15 2011 No.8149614 [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't you tasted a dick yet? What are you waiting for?

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Sat Nov 26 00:34:41 2011 No.8149622 I have to preserve my virginity so that I can obtain my wizard powers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:35:11 2011 No.8149625 My own tastes like skin. And that'll be the limit of my dicksucking, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:35:11 2011 No.8149627 I'm waiting for yours, Saten-san.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:37:08 2011 No.8149634 File: 25 KB, 138x234, virginity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8149622 Sucking a dick doesn't make you a non-virgin. And anyway, pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:37:08 2011 No.8149636 Saten is trying to fool these poor souls out of wizard-hood, such a vile creature.

Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:38:11 2011 No.8149638

but I have. can't say it was all that great. could have used better spices I think. plus it was overcooked. but better to be overcooked than undercooked in this case.
but I'm a sucker for ethnic foods.
other weird ethnic foods I've eaten: chocolate covered ants, squid, urchin, snake, and kimchi
of all of them I have to say the kimchi was the worst

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:38:11 2011 No.8149639 I wish a girl would taste my dick. Maybe Saten.

Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:39:40 2011 No.8149643

>>8149622
>>8149636
Question:
/jp/, I've done [action] with [female]! Am I still a wizard candidate?

Answer:
[action] does not compromise virginity = Yes
[action] compromises virginity = No

Question:
What if [action] was with [male]?

Answer:
[action] does not compromise virginity = Yes
[action] compromises virginity = No

Enjoy your delicious cocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:41:11 2011 No.8149649 >>8149643 This is what these poor souls delude themselves in to thinking. Male virginity is hilarious anyways, all it comes down to there is sexual relations with another person.

>>	Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Sat Nov 26 00:42:09 2011 No.8149657 >>8149643 In my opinion any sort of sexual act, be it oral/vaginal/anal regardless of gender is grounds for revoking your wizard eligibility. I'd rather be safe than sorry, at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:42:40 2011 No.8149655 >>8149643 That doesn't answer the question of what rids you of your virginity, though, and that's the core issue here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:43:09 2011 No.8149662 >>8149655 Penis in vagina

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:43:09 2011 No.8149663 But I just sucked one 30 minutes ago I can still taste the semen in the back of my throat

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:43:38 2011 No.8149659 File: 247 KB, 512x512, 61d57c5d12fdbfb09827f9ef9bbf3fa7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Virginity has always been bogus. Hurry up and suck a dick, /jp/! What's stopping you from doing it now?

>>	Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Sat Nov 26 00:45:13 2011 No.8149671 File: 30 KB, 600x600, Cirno - Peace.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8149622 >>8149657 That's right, don't listen to these vile mana eaters Sudo!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:45:13 2011 No.8149673 >>8149659 >What's stopping you from doing it now? I have Herpes. If I would suck a dick, slobber a vagina or eat an anus I'd be on the same level as Hitler.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:45:39 2011 No.8149667 >>8149659 wait you said just taste a dick earlier. you want me to fellate someone, not literally eat a (cooked) animal penis? noooo thanks.

>>	gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug Sat Nov 26 00:45:39 2011 No.8149668 But I have, I tasted my boyfriend's.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:47:40 2011 No.8149676 File: 1.28 MB, 5000x5000, 1321052993855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that feel when you may have licked a penis when you were 4, but aren't really sure, so can't tell if you'll still gain wizard status

>>	theFlussman !pKvbDena.Y Sat Nov 26 00:48:12 2011 No.8149681 File: 190 KB, 500x281, SPEM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8149671 Yeah! just remember: SPEM is tastier than SPERM

>>	Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Sat Nov 26 00:49:11 2011 No.8149686 File: 106 KB, 429x705, Cirno - O -S.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8149681 The hell...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:50:41 2011 No.8149688 Personally, I believe even masturbating could relinquish certain tiers of wizardry. There are even some arch warlocks in my guild who abstained from seeing lewd images, but even that is too much for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 00:57:10 2011 No.8149713 >>8149634 some cocksucking whores like to claim themselves virgins as if they were pure. they are virgins indeed, but they are not pure as virgin implies

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:01:42 2011 No.8149724 >>8149713 one could attribute virginity to body parts. truth is virgin usually does, and should imply overall virginity, therefore cocksuckers arent virgin (while still being technically if the term is used as in vagina only)

>>	gensokyo_gal_97 !6WLOYpwYgg Sat Nov 26 01:03:41 2011 No.8149730 >>8149713 So I'm not a virgin then? That means I can be a witch! Witches can't be virgins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:03:42 2011 No.8149729 >>8149668 >boyfriend >/jp/ I dont think so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:05:40 2011 No.8149737 >>8149730 BURN THE WITCH!

>>	gensokyo_gal_97 !6WLOYpwYgg Sat Nov 26 01:05:41 2011 No.8149741 >>8149724 In some cultures "virgin" means the hymen is unbroken... Which means you're not a virgin even if it was broken in m*****bation?

>>	Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Sat Nov 26 01:06:41 2011 No.8149743 File: 860 KB, 2769x2000, Cirno - Universe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8149737 Grab the torches!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:08:12 2011 No.8149754 >>8149729 I have a boyfriend We like to suck each other's dicks sometimes. Good thing I don't have a vagina because then I would be discounted from being a wizard when he fucks me in my ass

>>	「ロリあき」 Sat Nov 26 01:08:43 2011 No.8149752 >>8149741 In the truest sense of the word, no. You aren't a virgin anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:09:42 2011 No.8149760 No I've don't that OP Im very flexible.

Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:10:42 2011 No.8149762

I really want to, in all seriousness. Badly. I like to wear baggy pink girls' shirts and wear perfume to feel pretty. I don't have the gall to get a sex change or take hormones (I don't want to grow breasts, bleh) but I like the thought of at least temporarily becoming a "girl." Anyway, yeah, I fantasize about putting on a nice clean shirt that smells like love and servicing some modest guy who strokes my head.

In reality I don't know anyone who would do that and stay quiet about it, and I'm petrified of getting some kind of disease from one of those glory holes (plus no intimacy or head-stroking ;_;) Besides, I wouldn't be able to do anything kinky like make sexy noises or open my mouth and show him how much he came in my mouth before swallowing it.

My heterosexuality has crumbled in the five years I've been posting here. Fuck you guys. I've got the worst boner. ;_;

In before someone saves this and uses it as copypasta.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:10:42 2011 No.8149764 >>8149741 I broke mine while riding a horse is a old lame excuse that only works on retards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:12:11 2011 No.8149768 Why is Saten in a bathing suit while tapping a ventilation grill?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:13:40 2011 No.8149775 File: 74 KB, 1280x720, jesuschrist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8149762

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:13:43 2011 No.8149771 >>8149764 unless its a very untrained, fighting stallion, that isnt very likely to happen. or ofc she was riding the cock horse instead

>>	「ロリあき」 Sat Nov 26 01:15:41 2011 No.8149776 >>8149754 I got bad news for you...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:17:11 2011 No.8149781 >>8149762 StopItBoner.jpg

>>	‮ gubthgiN elggirW‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ Sat Nov 26 01:17:42 2011 No.8149780 faaaaags

>>	Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Sat Nov 26 01:18:11 2011 No.8149782 File: 1.38 MB, 953x1346, Cirno - Frost.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8149780 @#%!@ I'm 100% straight, I was just passing by...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:19:11 2011 No.8149785 >>8149782 so defensive, how's that closet? comfy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:21:13 2011 No.8149790 >>8149762 >I fantasize about putting on a nice clean shirt that smells like love and servicing some modest guy who strokes my head. I'd stroke your head. ;____;

>>	Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Sat Nov 26 01:22:40 2011 No.8149791 File: 20 KB, 400x450, Cirno - Computer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8149785 I am not inside any "closet". - And it's not because I came out of it, I never went inside to begin with...!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 26 01:24:40 2011 No.8149801 >>8149791 of course not. sorry for implying such. One day you shall reach happiness

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