/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, there you are! Why have you been in your room the whole time?"

[Anonymous No.]

Me drinking the sprite

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't you get the hint earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

No thanks.

I don't live in third world country like murriKKKa.

[Tokiko No.]

Me with the coke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8140980


Eew... a Christian family. Get it out of my sight.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck are you people, my family isn't white.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

It's a-me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8140992
Further proof that atheism is strongly linked to sociopathies and autism.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the occasion?

[Anonymous No.]

Just because it's acceptable to shitpost on /a/ doesn't mean you should post the same crap here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8141002
Why do you need reasons to reunite as a family?

[Anonymous No.]

>"You should have told us you wanted (something everybody else got)!"
>cry

[Anonymous No.]

Me with the cock

[NoK No.]

I wish I had a loving family ; _ ;

They look like the kind of people who would do the effort and put a smile for the disgusting fuck you guys are, or suddenly everyone happens to be 13 and way too complex to be understood by a caring group of people who came to spend time together and strengthen their bounds.

TL:DR You are not autistic, just dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

I have better things to do than entertain your need for trivial banter.

Now, if you'll excuse me, these offtopic threads on /jp/ aren't going to reply to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey Anon! 'Sup Buddy? How's it goin'! You doin' alright there Buddy? Why don't you come on out here and be sociable for a while? hehehe"

[Anonymous No.]

I've got to put away my lewd figures in case someone wanders into my cave tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

Only the old bald guy looks like a nice person.
Everyone else looks like real assholes.

Blonde girl up front will try to act nice, but is probably a huge bitch who'd try to exploit you for cash or something, and fuck dozens of guys for validations because she's just average looking.

[Anonymous No.]

The guy behind the blonde bitch looks like my beloved bawwson

[Anonymous No.]

W-what is this?
I dont have a family..Or friends..
Oh..I must be sleeping again..Eheh..Heh..H.. ;_;

I guess i will go down to the homeless shelter for christmas to help out again this year just so i wont be alone.
The old people who come there are always so nice..

[Anonymous No.]

>>8141055

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>8141064

[Anonymous No.]

Great
Time to hear more insults for not having a job

[Anonymous No.]

My mother is making food for this event and will be eating it here with just me.

This makes me feel shitty for being such terrible company. I wish she would just go to some relative's house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8141070
That's harsh. At least my family only does it behind my back.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck are you all smiling for? Did something good happen? No? Yeah, that's what I thought. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have games to play.
*30 seconds later, in basement*
Ohgod ohgod ohgod, I'm sure I made them uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>go out
>grab food good for a week
>never go outside
>quoting you're MOM LOL

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

>>8141076
I'm in the exact same situation. I told my mother to go to my sister's house, but she doesn't want to because I won't go.

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

jea i will stay in my room
my parents tell their friends im at university lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8141076
This almost happened but my brothers decided to come down and have dinner here.

At least I would've gone out somewhere to eat with my mom instead of having her cook for just us two.

[Anonymous No.]

crossboard shitposting?

that's, like, super shitposting.