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8140429 No.8140429 [Reply] [Original]

An amulet of Mara? So you're looking for marriage then, /jp/?

>> No.8140434

An amulet of penis chariot suggests marriage?

>> No.8140440

No, i am looking to be dawned by fire!

>> No.8140444

Why couldn't they make some cute little thing I would want to bring into my house and bed, travel around Skyrim with and be genuinely concerned for her safety? All the bitches so far as I can see are ugly middle age whores who were to defected to find someone to marry before me.

I'm the goddamn Dragonborn and you are not good enough for me.

>> No.8140446

I never have sex but when I do I make sure I marry the girl. Then divorce her.

>> No.8140453
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8140453

Ugh...Aww hell no... Thanks but this is just a fashion accessory...

"POOF" (Disappears)

>> No.8140450

>>8140444
I'm looking for a nice Argonian man to settle down with.

>> No.8142097

Marriage?... HAH! Been there Done that!... so can I still stay here in /jp/?...

;_;

>> No.8142099

>>8142097
You're used goods, so NO.

>> No.8142110

>>8142097
What happened to Marisa, did she drown yet?

>> No.8142111
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>>8142097
What happened with your marriage?

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>>8140429
I am a loyal servant of the Emperor.

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>>8142097
hi uncle mugen im a nbig fan.. i love your art
hi ♥♥

anyway that quest is lewd i dont wear such amulets

>> No.8142120
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8142120

Depends, do you have a penis?
If so, yes i am looking to marry your cock, dude.

>> No.8142124

I beat some guy up in a tavern in Makarth and then married him. Can't even remember his name.

>> No.8142122

>>8142120
But I thought Meat had good taste in games...

>> No.8142123

The day there will be a touhou mod for skyrim, i'll use the amulet for sure.

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>>8142097

>> No.8142135

>so guys, we don't actually know how to make marriages work without having it turn into ME2
>how about this, we just have the player wear an item that allows you to marry every girl who has more than 3 dialogue snippets.
>fantastic! give this man a raise.

>> No.8142142

Is there even anyone worth marrying in the game? So far I haven't met anyone who was particularly appealing to me.

>> No.8142149

>>8142135
That's Skyrim all right - throw some basic shit in, let the modders make actual content.
Well, that is what I thought, but they're apparently not going to release Construction Set until shitty dlcs are done.

>> No.8142148

>>8142142
Vampire loli, dark brotherhood.

addfac 19809 1 In the console

>> No.8142152

>>8142142
MJOLL THE LIONESS

Really though, Ysolda is arguably the most attractive bride-to-be in the game though.

>> No.8142154

>>8142149
>but they're apparently not going to release Construction Set until shitty dlcs are done.
Bethesda has long been assholes, but how can someone support a company that does this kind of mean, moneygrubbing shit?

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>>8142152
That young Breton girl at the "Hag’s Cure" is quite attractive i would say.

>> No.8142160

>>8142158
If I ever do that shit I'll probably go for her aswell,
I heard there's some bug where she doesn't get any marriage dialogues, though.

>> No.8142163

>>8142158
Looks like my grandma.

>> No.8142181
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With a bit of luck it wont take forever for the construction set to be out.

I need my shota trap harem from oblivion back.

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>> No.8142254

>>8142148
Pics.

>> No.8142292

>>8142247
That was fast.

>> No.8143470

>All the bitches so far as I can see are ugly middle age whores
Brelyna, the Dunmer of the Winterhold college is a young student, and to be frank she is a bit cute.

>> No.8143476

What I like of that game is that, for once, elves are fucking ugly. They remind me of praying mantis, and thus kill them whenever the opportunity arises.

>> No.8143475

>>8143470
Her voice and personality is indeed cute.
Her face..Not so much.

Or atleast i cant find the elves attractive in this.

>> No.8143515

I personally find the female orcs quite fappable.

>> No.8143523

Who makes the Meido pics? they are cute...

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