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8129530 No.8129530 [Reply] [Original]

Why would anyone wear such impractical and annoying footwear?

>> No.8129533

Because Touhou is gay.

>> No.8129534

Why walk when you can fly?

>> No.8129537

They keep your feet out of the mud and water, duh.

>> No.8129538 [DELETED] 
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>>8129533
>>8129533
>>8129533
My god those dubs.

>> No.8129539
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8129539

It makes you taller, I guess.

>>8129538
Reported.

>> No.8129542 [DELETED] 

>>8129539
Dubs are /jp/. Stop trying so hard.

>> No.8129546

>>8129542
Get fucked.

>> No.8129547

>>8129530
Actually, I bet it is practical. See, if you can fly, but are humanoid, the biggest danger is getting flipped the wrong way and into an chaotic spiral of death. However, the weighted shoes allow you to reorient yourself. Just spread wings to create a lot of drag, and the shoes will naturally bring you right-side-up.

>> No.8129548

>>8129538
Holy shit, something that happens once every 100 posts happened!

>> No.8129551
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They're more for takeoffs and landings than walking.
Alternatively, tengu have far superior balance to us clumsy humans.

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>>8129542
No, they're /b/ shit.

>> No.8129553
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>>8129534
>>8129537
So if you're flying then why worry about mud and water?

>> No.8129555

>>8129552

>> No.8129560
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>>8129555

>> No.8129556

>>8129530
Why tohos wear silly hats? good question.

>> No.8129562

It's easy when you spend most of your time on your back anyway.

>> No.8129563
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>>8129562
I see what you're trying to imply anonymous, and I don't like it one bit.

>> No.8129564

>>8129553
Gotta land sometime, I imagine.

Ask the tengu.

>> No.8129573
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>>8129562
You calling the Tengu weak, buddy?

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>>8129553
Better safe than sorry. They don't have trouble walking in them, so why not?
Besides, they look cool.

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>>8129564

> Ask the tengu.

I would if I could ;_;

>> No.8129591
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8129591

Because how else would you show off such a nice set of legs?

>> No.8129593

>>8129560
What is Clint's touhou power?

>> No.8129594
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>>8129586
Hmmmm...
Would you ask anything else?

>> No.8129600

What kind of camera does Aya use?

>> No.8129604

>>8129593
Unrelated, but this scared me because my name is Clint and I hear/see it less than five times a week. I somehow thought you were discussing my power.

>> No.8129607

>>8129593
Bullet shield

>> No.8129610

>>8129607
Nicely referenced.

>> No.8129611

>>8129594
I'd ask how they felt about the current state of tengu-human relations.

>> No.8129614
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>>8129600
One that takes pictures.

>> No.8129615

>>8129600
Hasselblad

>> No.8129622

>>8129600
Olympus OM-1

>> No.8129625
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>>8129611
Nothing special. Tengu sell newspapers, humans buy them.
Tengu live high up on a high-security mountain full of youkai, so they don't interact much.

>> No.8129634

>>8129594
I'd ask her if she'd like to fake a romantic relationship with me in order to stir things up a bit so her gossip section helps push more newspaper sales.

>> No.8129636

>>8129530
It's demeaning for a crow tengu's feet to touch the ground.

>> No.8129639

>>8129625
Imagine sitting on a nice soft blanket on a beautiful mountain on a warm spring day, drinking sake and feeding your three tengu companions delicious food with your chopsticks.

Now realize it will never happen.

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>>8129634
Why would she want to stir up gossip and rumors about herself?

>> No.8129654

>>8129639
Now now, be nice.

>> No.8129660

>>8129653
She'd paint a positive picture of herself in her article whilst demonizing her human male companion.

>"Human men have small penises!!!"
>"They're premature ejaculators!"

>> No.8129665
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>>8129653
Because she's famous thanks to her paper, so it would get more attention and exposure.

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>>8129639
Yeah, I don't think I'd want to have lunch with tengu. They're not very fun people.

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>>8129586

>> No.8129669

>>8129660
Aya publicly demeaning me? Now I'm truly aroused.

>> No.8129670

>>8129667
Says who?

>> No.8129684
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>>8129660
>>8129665
Positive? How would it be positive?

>> No.8129686
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>>8129668
WOLF! Not dog, WOLF!

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>>8129686

>> No.8129728

>>8129716

Please tell me who is responsible for translating that so I may send them a very sternly worded email.

>> No.8129730
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>>8129716
Why would you post something like that!?

>> No.8129734

>>8129716
Mind break really is the worst.

>> No.8129735

>>8129734
Yeah, I prefer just normal rape myself.

>> No.8129739
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>>8129735
Seriously. If I open a doujin with a distressed Momiji on the cover, I want to fap to distressed Momiji, not some slut in Momiji's body.

>> No.8129743
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8129743

>What the hell are you people doing to my dog?

>> No.8129744
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>>8129686
I don't know why this reminded me of cooking with dog. I had to.

>> No.8129748

A doujin where Momiji would be NTR'd from Aya would be perfect.

>> No.8129753
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>>8129748
No it wouldn't. That would be terrible.

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>>8129622
Owning an OM-1 myself, I think of her when I use it. I think of her when I use any film camera, really.

>> No.8129785

>>8129734
Its not mind break, she was willing. She's just a slutty tengu.

>> No.8129792

>>8129730
Because I like seeing Momiji covered in semen?

>> No.8129801
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>>8129785
Yeah, bullshit.

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>>8129792
But look at her; she's gone crazy! That's awful!

>> No.8129827
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8129827

I still want to know how this happened.

>> No.8129864

>>8129827
She did it herself because she has a fetish for wedgies.

>> No.8129872

>>8129801
Why is the truth so hard to accept anonymous?

>> No.8129877
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>>8129864
She doesn't look very turned on to me.

>> No.8129883
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>>8129872
Save it. It's mind break and you know it.

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>>8129883
>>8129883
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>> No.8129896

>>8129827
Quantum Entanglement

>> No.8129920

You could just post the damn doujin and prove it, you know.

>> No.8129939
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>>8129827
How silly. Forget how she got there, would you help her down, /jp/?

>> No.8129945

>>8129939
She must not be very good at tying knots

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>>8129945
Tie-on swimwear is ill suited for high-speed flight.

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>>8129956
I like where this thread is headed.

>> No.8129985
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>>8129974
Aya doesn't.

>> No.8129996
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>>8129985
So, you say.

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>>8129996
I do say, so?

>> No.8130038
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>>8130016
Well I don't.

>> No.8130050
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8130050

>Ack, I knew it! Ayayayaghrmmmmngmrg~!

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8130064

Fine, then I'm going to sleep. G'night.

...don't try anything funny.

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>>8129939
>>8129956
>>8129974
>>8129985
>>8129996
>>8130016
>>8130038
Poor Aya must be blushing

>> No.8130068

>>8130064
Does ejaculating all over her body as she's sleeping count as "funny"

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>>8130065
She's used to it.
Not really.

>> No.8130077

>>8130064
I kind of want to snuggle, does that count?

>> No.8130084
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>>8130068
YES.

She's putting a lot of trust in you by doing this, you know. Don't blow it.

>> No.8130091
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8130091

This thread is unsightly!

>> No.8130097
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>>8130073

>> No.8130100
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>>8130077
...
......
......fine, but keep your pants on. Or PJs or whatever.

>> No.8130101

>>8130084
> Don't blow it.

Too late

>> No.8130106
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>>8130097
That's what I'm saying! I would never call Aya a slut!

>> No.8130111
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>>8130091
You are mad jealous.

>> No.8130122
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>>8130101
Forget it. She'll sleep somewhere else.
Damn humans...

>> No.8130139

>>8130122
She was never going to sleep here in the first place. Kind of hard to when she doesn't exist. ;_;

>> No.8130140
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>>8130106
Its too late for Aya. She's a lost cause.

>> No.8131444
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Aaah, that was a good sleep.
G'morning, /jp/!

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>>8129530
dem legs of OP's pic looks sexy as fuck.

>> No.8131497

>>8129551
Could she balance on my dick?

>> No.8131521
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>>8131497
I dunno...there's not much to balance on...

>> No.8131536

>>8131521
Thats not nice.
Also, what is the little box on her head for, does she have bird feed in there or something?

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>>8131536
It's a tokin hat, a hat that doubles as a cup.
It's really not use for drinking, though. To much hair in the sake.

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>>8131570
Could it be used

As a cum slurping cup?

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>>8131585
...I guess. Don't know why you would, though. You'd just end up with cum in your hair.

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>>8131604

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>>8131521
Best response.

>> No.8131648

>>8131609
>>8131610
>>8131613
I like how this worked out even with the combo breaker.

>> No.8131645

aya a slut

>> No.8131649
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>>8131613
You know she'll just spread her wings and float down, right? And then be pissed at whoever broke her shoes, right?

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>>8131648
How so?

>> No.8131656

>>8131649
I read that as "piss on whoever broke her shoes"

>> No.8131658

>>8131652
>How so?
The combo breaker is positioned just right so it looks like she's the one with the long stilt shoes.

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>>8131658
Heh, you're right. That's kinda neat.

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>>8131614
>masara
I see what you did there.

>> No.8132126
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8132126

What do you think you're doing!?

>> No.8132181
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>>8132126
This sounds a little backwards.

>> No.8132189
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>>8132181
Hm?

>> No.8132209
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>>8132189
Hm?

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>>8132209
I still don't get it.

>> No.8134275
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8134275

Anyone home? Hello?

>> No.8134283

>>8134275
Why would you bring a camera by the window, fucking pervert.

>> No.8134291
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>>8134283
But she brings it everywhere! It's as much a part of her as her arms or wings.

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>>8134291
Or ears.

>> No.8134302
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>>8134298
Yes, or ears.

>> No.8134315

>>8134302
why do artists like cat ears so much

it's werid

>> No.8134316
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8134316

What's the name of that one doujin that ends with a picture of Aya in the paper with the words "She's a horny crow slut, she'll never repent" underneath? It was on GGAL years ago before the site went down and I can't even remember the name.

Pic related. It's all I have of the doujin.

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>>8134315
Because everyone likes cats.

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>>8134316
I remember that one. Didn't like it much; I remember it twisting the MomijixAya pairing in a way I really didn't like.
Don't remember what it was called, though. I'll dig around for it.

>> No.8134322
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>>8134275
For a moment I thought that was yandere Aya. How scary.

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>>8134322
I can't imagine Aya being yandere.

>> No.8134328
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8134328

I don't like her brute personality. I hope Hatate beats the shit out of her to the point where she can't even lift a finger for the rest of her life.

Killing her would be a bonus to but it would better to see her have to suffer for the rest of her life because Touhous can't commit suicide.

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>>8134325
Same, but that just is scary looking.

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>>8134319

Thanks.

>> No.8134331

>>8134322
I want to share a drink with Aya.
She'd try to pull a prank on my by sucking up a lot of the juice, gargling it, then spitting it back in the bowl slowly, and making me drink her saliva in my juice.

I'd of course know she was doing it, as juice doesn't come out of nowhere. But I'd feign ignorance and continue drinking her delicious spit.

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>>8134328
What the hell?

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>>8134333

:dealwithit:

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>>8134336
Ok.
Time to kill Hatate.

>> No.8134344

I don't think Aya can beat Hatate. I am pretty sure I could be Aya in a straight out fight just by decking her in the face and then dragging her by one ear and tossing her back to the hell in which she came from.

>> No.8134349
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>>8134338
They can get along!

>> No.8134351

>>8134349

Not when they are being lewd like that.

>> No.8134352

>>8134344
Why would you do that? Just plaster her feathers with cum when she's unconscious.

When it dries and she starts flying, she'll think her wings have dandruff haha.

>> No.8134357

>>8134344
You swing at Aya's face with all your might. Inches from her smug grin, her hand suddenly appears and, in one motion, grabs your fist and crushes it to pulp.
Now what?

>> No.8134358

The true tragedy is that none of us will ever feel a bird woman's wings thrash violently below us as she reaches the brink of orgasm, feathers flying everywhere.

>> No.8134361

>>8134357

With the last of my strength I kick her in the cunt and watch her go down in a silent scream. Then I snap her neck.

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>>8134349
Yeah, I know. I'm just kidding; Aya's not the killing type.

>> No.8134369

>>8134358
>feathers flying everywhere
Is it healthy for birds to lose feathers like that? That can't be healthy.

>> No.8134374

>>8134361
As your foot rises up between her legs, Aya grabs it with her thighs and pulps it like your fist. She's not grinning anymore.
This isn't working.

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>>8134361
>Then I snap her neck.
With one hand?

>> No.8134385

>>8134374
This is beginning to read like some odd version of the kama sutra.

>> No.8134386

>>8134379

I could easily do it.

>>8134374 She's fast but not smart. She wouldn't think of a counter to a counter defensive attack.

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>>8134358
>>8134369
Bah. The true true tragedy is that we'll never experience the warm, snuggling, feathery afterglow.

>> No.8134390

>>8134379
She's a little girl, how much force do you need?
You could probably punt her 40meters in the air.

>> No.8134395

>>8134386
You're right, she wouldn't think, she'd ACT.
That's what's killing you. She's lightning fast and strong as hell.

>> No.8134402

>>8134395

She had reach and speed but I had intelligence.

The fight was over the moment she grabbed by hand thinking it would turn the fight around.

>> No.8134404

>>8134390
>You could probably punt her 40meters in the air.

>~~ 0.78 × Niagara Falls height (~~ 51 m )

I don't think so.

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>>8134386
>but not smart
Hey...

>> No.8134410

>>8134402
Clearly not if you think you can take on a powerful youkai on a fistfight.

>thinking it would turn the fight around
What?

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>>8134410
and around and around and around and around

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Play nice, people...

>> No.8134418

>>8134416
Or what? Don't make threats your butt can't cash.

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>>8134415
And around and around and ehehehahaha~

>> No.8134421
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Japanese Bird could kick both of their asses. None of you are fooling anyone.

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>>8134418
What threats?

>> No.8134430

What sort of things do tengu like to eat? How do they get their food supply?

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>> No.8134436

>>8134430

Who cares, they are monsters that need to be burned alive.

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>>8134430
You just want to poison it, don't you?

>> No.8134439

>>8134430
They go on tengu dates with me, and we visit small pastry shops.
It gets cold on the winter, so I huddle up with Aya under my sweater while her wings start to shuffle around and tickle my chest.

>> No.8134442

>>8134436
Even monsters need fully-functional economies and support systems! How are we supposed to kill them realistically like this??

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>>8134436
That better not be you, yaf.

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>>8134442
You aren't.

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>>8134444
That better not be you, THP.

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>>8134460
Hrmph...

>> No.8134467 [DELETED] 

How do you want to kill Aya? In a humane way or a painful and humiliating way? I would just cut off her head and her heart (if she has one) and throw them in a fire.

Thereby guaranteeing the demise of a monster that has been allowed to attack innocent humans for years.

>> No.8134468
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If Hatate can use a phone camera, why does Aya stick to film based cameras?

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>>8134439
How do both you and Aya fit in the same sweater?

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>> No.8134472

>>8134469
My jacket is pretty bagy, it makes me feel like a wizard. She's a small girl and its a front zipper, she can fit and be cozy. Might have to deal with boner on butt, but nothing she can't handle.

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>>8134468
Because she's the _traditional_ reporter of fantasy.
And phone cameras suck.

>> No.8134476

>>8134469
Sexily. All that skin to skin contact...

>> No.8134477

>>8134474

>reporter of fantasy.

You mean a tabloid/gossip writer and a untalented one. That's not journalism.

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>>8134472
I was going to correct you, but I guess you're right. She's tall, but pretty thin.

Might have to deal with boner on butt, but nothing she can't handle.
Oh my...

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>>8134472
I think it'd be more fun is she was behind you, keeping you warm with her wings crossed around you

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>>8134477
And I suppose you'd be the expert on that?

>> No.8134494

>>8134489
Nope, I hold small girl, that is final.

>> No.8134504

>>8134490

What do I care what you think? You make shit up.

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>>8134504
You think you're so hot, with your objective reality? Fuck you, man.

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>>8134504
Only sometimes, when there's nothing newsworthy going on.

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>>8134510

Well, you're dumb and untalented.

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>>8134513
Unlike the skilled and ingenious Hatate.
Oh wait.

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...
...wanna touch them?

>> No.8134539

>>8134530
How long has it been since she washed them?

>> No.8134541

I'd smell her stinky wings.
They'd smell naturally good though.

I've had birds before, and they always smell nice. Most birds enjoy taking baths too.

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>>8134539
Mmmm...a day? I forget, it's been really busy lately. Hasn't been long, though.

>> No.8134547

>>8134541

But Aya is a monster. She is nothing like your gentle birds.

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>>8134539
sweat counts, right?

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>>8134547
Hey, hey, Tengu aren't delicate little flowers, but they aren't barbarians.

>> No.8134556

>>8134547
>Gentle birds

Love birds bite a lot, so do parakeets.

>> No.8134565

>>8134541
I'm now imagining Aya rolling around in a fountain like a bird.

Why has no one drawn fanart of this?

>> No.8134572

>>8134565
I turned on a gentle stream of water in the sink. Bird would hop next to it every once in a while and sing while splashing it around.

Cutest thing in the world.
But then my mother was doing laundry, and the bird started playing with the water that filled up the washing machine slowly. My mom said she didn't notice, and the bird ended up drowning in the washing machine.

Thanks mom.
;_;

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>>8134565
>I'm now imagining Aya rolling around in a fountain like a bird.
YES!
>Why has no one drawn fanart of this?
Why!?

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>>8134572
That's horrible...

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>> No.8134582

>>8134572

So birds are easy to drown? This will prove to be a useful tactic for my fight against Aya.

>> No.8134587

>>8134582
Not really. Bird got crushed under clothes. i guess it'd be easy to crush Aya if you had mountains of gigantic clothes.

Gently flowing water would be pretty good bait I guess.

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>>8134580
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Ye4VsZiEw

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>>8134582
>>8134587
How can you make light of such a tragedy!?

>> No.8134606

This thread officially dedicated to the former Aya Shameimaru is my girlfriend tripfriend.

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>>8134587
>Crush Aya under mountains of gigantic clothes.
Yes! Another mental image! Why can't I draw all these images???

>> No.8134611

>>8134606
What happened to him? He was way better than the current batch of tripcode users.

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>>8134607
I think they were talking about the deadly kind of crushing.

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>>8134606
I miss him so much.

>> No.8134616

http://youtu.be/ILA7nnwofgo

Why is Aya no nimble.

>> No.8134617
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>>8134611
He left. He thought he was spending to much time on /jp/ and was getting addicted to it, so he left.

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>>8134606
/jp/ was much less shitty when he was around.

>> No.8134631

>>8134623
It was the same as it was now.

>Chicken breasts

I don't know what to say.

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>>8134631
Chicken butt.

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>>8134631
I disagree, but don't want to open that can of worms.

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>>8134637
>>8134623
The Shameimaru is not for eating. You must not eat The Shameimaru.

>> No.8134651

>>8134631
You don't like chicken?

>> No.8134656
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I bet Aya and Hatate take nudes of each other and post them on amateur porn sites with the faces blurred out.

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>>8134651
Blind taste-test approved!

>> No.8134661

>>8134656
>blurred out
Why would they blur out the face of their hated rival?

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>>8134656
Tengu don't have the internet.

>> No.8134665

>>8134659
God damn. That's awful.

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>>8134582
It's easy to beat Aya, just give up your humanity and you will have the power.

>> No.8134668

>>8134663
Yukari can help fill that Gap

>> No.8134671

>>8134667
I wouldn't want to beat Aya, I'd just want to make love to her with my ponos.

>> No.8134683
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>Ayayayaaagh! Not again!

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>> No.8134707

>>8134703
Is she an undead doll?

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Whew! It sure is hot in here today /jp/!

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When Aya molts, I'll use the discarded feathers to make a native american chief headdress and live like a true man.

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>>8134713
Tell me about it...

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>>8134703
Why doesn't the "signature" give credit to the original artist?

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>>8134730
Because without blatant ripping off of other artists Deviantart wouldn't be able to exist.

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Hungry /jp/?

>> No.8134749
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Why are images of Aya sweating so cute? Is it because her hard-working nature is her appeal?

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This is me right now. Damn it.

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>>8134749
Partially.

>> No.8134819

>>8134749
For me, her jaded profiteering is her appeal. It contrasts so well with Hatate's well-intentioned idealism.

>> No.8134823 [DELETED] 

Touhou&Anime chat
http://seriousinc.net/irc.php

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>>8134819
I always saw it as her just liking running a newspaper.

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Aya supports West Bank land seizures.

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>>8134750
I feel we need a modified version of this for her.

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I think that's that.
Don't think Aya'll sleep here tonight. To many dangerous people about.
Regardless, thanks for the mostly nice thread, /jp/!

>> No.8135051

>>8134470
Yes ma'am I will drink the whole bottle if you so wish it.

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